FabSwingers.com forum: Wanking at work

By *undance_Kid OP Man
over a year ago

London

Never done it, but my friends say they do it all the time

What say you ? Yay or nay ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay

Wanked at work many times in my 20s and 30s

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Never done it, but my friends say they do it all the time

What say you ? Yay or nay ??"

As long as they don't work at the checkouts at Aldi or as bin men....crack on.

*also not advisable if you're a vet or an undertaker.

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Only something I’ve done once

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By *undance_Kid OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Never done it, but my friends say they do it all the time

What say you ? Yay or nay ??

As long as they don't work at the checkouts at Aldi or as bin men....crack on.

*also not advisable if you're a vet or an undertaker.

Or a waiter / waitress !!

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By *m_hardMan
over a year ago

Swaffham

I had a really awful boss once and one evening me and another employee had a good wank on her desk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, and had someone else wank me as well.

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By *ananas2013Man
over a year ago

wolves

Did it yesterday. Hopefully today too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez you must all have easy jobs then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely yes it's more fun. In the car and work van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done it a handful of times...

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By *uvery30Woman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Never have

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Nope never have and probably never will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind the coffee cup.

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Being from typical male environment of an engineering factory there was a lot of ‘magazines’ available at the time and frequented the toilets. In later years not so much. Working from home now 100% of the time it’s hard not too

resist the urge

Mr S

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

No. Jeez, can't you wait til you get home!!

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

Not judging but does seem sleazy to me, never have never would

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By *ax6593Man
over a year ago

tyneside

You need a hand

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"No. Jeez, can't you wait til you get home!!"

Sometimes, you just have to rub one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite hard to wank and drive a train...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez you must all have easy jobs then

I am wondering too

Think it's the last place, le passion would take me.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"No. Jeez, can't you wait til you get home!!

Sometimes, you just have to rub one out"

Not really

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By *ot such a shyboy990Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Definitely and on more than one occasion

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By *ananas2013Man
over a year ago

wolves

"Jeez you must all have easy jobs then

Ha ha self-employed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was charged with organising our company move, I made sure my desk faced into our office and others could only see the back of my monitor. Then,I could watch porn and wank my cock by rubbing my trousers. Had to make sure it was not just before my turn to make tea and a damp stain where my semen had leaked was visible.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Quite hard to wank and drive a train..."

Can imagine it's easier to get away with than a bus driver

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By *elfasthornyladMan
over a year ago

visiting

A few times. I like the thrill.

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

The thought of possibly getting fired and ending up on the sex offenders register kind of puts me off the idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't done it since I narrowly avoided the control tower at Heathrow.

Luckily I managed to land the plane safely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez you must all have easy jobs then

I am wondering too

Think it's the last place, le passion would take me."

Me too

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Jeez you must all have easy jobs then

I am wondering too

Think it's the last place, le passion would take me.

Me too

Me 3 and wouldn't have time to even if I wanted to .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what if your a professional sperm donor to trade?

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By *host1100Man
over a year ago

Near Falkirk

"Never done it, but my friends say they do it all the time

What say you ? Yay or nay ??

As long as they don't work at the checkouts at Aldi or as bin men....crack on.

*also not advisable if you're a vet or an undertaker.

PMSL Undertaker lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"No. Jeez, can't you wait til you get home!!"

My thoughts entirely.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"The thought of possibly getting fired and ending up on the sex offenders register kind of puts me off the idea.

I don't think anyone is suggesting that you do standing on a desk in the middle of a busy office for all to see.

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By *undance_Kid OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The thought of possibly getting fired and ending up on the sex offenders register kind of puts me off the idea.

I don't think anyone is suggesting that you do standing on a desk in the middle of a busy office for all to see."

Lol

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By *nigma2000Man
over a year ago

Keighley

Nothing wrong with a cheeky destress in the toilets

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

Never wanked at work..

Though, it wasn't that long ago I would have said working from home is just as unlikely

Has anyone seen that sketch from BIG TRAIN with Simon Pegg about wanking in the office?

Worth looking on youtube if you are bored. I guarantee you laugh

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Never wanked at work..

Though, it wasn't that long ago I would have said working from home is just as unlikely

Has anyone seen that sketch from BIG TRAIN with Simon Pegg about wanking in the office?

Worth looking on youtube if you are bored. I guarantee you laugh"

Yes lol with all the tissue everywhere and the guy wanking behind the plant

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

It’s bad enough just trying to get a piss in a watering can with the van door shut against your back without anyone seeing wouldn’t dare try daddin off can’t imagine it going down to well if seen

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By *undance_Kid OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Never wanked at work..

Though, it wasn't that long ago I would have said working from home is just as unlikely

Has anyone seen that sketch from BIG TRAIN with Simon Pegg about wanking in the office?

Worth looking on youtube if you are bored. I guarantee you laugh

Yes lol with all the tissue everywhere and the guy wanking behind the plant "

Just watched very funny.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite hard to wank and drive a train..."

But you are always on strike! Homework perhaps?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"No. Jeez, can't you wait til you get home!!

My thoughts entirely."

Sometimes people just need to pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez you must all have easy jobs then

I am wondering too

Think it's the last place, le passion would take me.

Me too

Me 3 and wouldn't have time to even if I wanted to ."

Me 4 and ditto - seems to be all guys saying they do it

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Jeez you must all have easy jobs then

I am wondering too

Think it's the last place, le passion would take me.

Me too

Me 3 and wouldn't have time to even if I wanted to .

Me 4 and ditto - seems to be all guys saying they do it "

I used to employ a PA that fingered herself often at work .. in end some of my other staff complained to me about her doing it so I had to have a word with her to ease off

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Sometimes you just need to release the tension and move on. I jerk off at work whenever. It doesn’t even feel like something different at this point. It’s a mentally exhausting job. Yeah a 10 min walk would be good and balance me out too, but a 10 min wank is better

As Matthew McConaughey said in Wolf of Wall Street. Jerking off at least twice a day “isn’t a tip, it’s a prescription”!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it once. In a chair of my boss at the time. The thrill. The stupid ideas of the youth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez you must all have easy jobs then

I had the key to premises and came in on Saturday to do some work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do this all the time, it feels so naughty. And this Thursday I had a blowjob whilst messaging people!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I did it once. In a chair of my boss at the time. The thrill. The stupid ideas of the youth

This image will be with me for the rest of the day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did it once. In a chair of my boss at the time. The thrill. The stupid ideas of the youth

This image will be with me for the rest of the day!!

D."

I'll throw in some imagery

Skirt rolled up.

Feet on the desk.

Boyfriend on the phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez you must all have easy jobs then

I had the key to premises and came in on Saturday to do some work

And wank I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez you must all have easy jobs then

I had the key to premises and came in on Saturday to do some work

And wank I guess

It's Saturday.

I have keys...

It's still a no from me. I like my boss, and that room has been defiled enough.

Not by me, I hasten to add.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I may have had a couple naughty wanks at a previous job of mine

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I had a brilliant wank when I worked in a railway booking office,

There was a really nice lady sat in the waiting room,I was sat at the booking desk,I had a wank while looking at her she was very fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a brilliant wank when I worked in a railway booking office,

There was a really nice lady sat in the waiting room,I was sat at the booking desk,I had a wank while looking at her she was very fit.

You’re lucky she didn’t see you and report you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yes, but I work from home

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I graduated to fucking the bosses' secretary.

And then later fucking the boss.

It's much more fun than a wank and there can be perks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes odd time. Rubbed my balls over my managers cup as he is a dick

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Wanking at your work place.

So wanking at home during working hours must count?

Asking for a friend

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By *ovetoedgeMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Did a lot more than that when I had my own premises few years ago, had some great fun there.

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By *tilettoLoverXXXMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Yeh done it lots of times and enjoy doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a good play at work can really change my mood some days .

Thou the loo door has a dodgy lock

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Can’t think of a less sexy place than at work.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can’t think of a less sexy place than at work."

The toilets at Glastonbury festival. You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so posh wins by a knock out

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

So that’s why people have there cameras off on Teams meetings

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

As a teacher I don’t think I’ll take a risk.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No surprise that most of the yes answers are from men...go figure. Seems women have more self control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha when I was working as an Admin Assistant I basically had 2 make sure the printer had paper and make teas sometimes for 22 people so I used 2 always put all the cups ready and whatever they wanted in them and put the kettle on to boil, and the kettle was ancient and had to heat up on an electric hob, anyways I was 19 and had to do this like 3 times a day and every time I put the kettle on I used to run to the toilets jump in a cubicle drop trousers and beat my fucking meat haha oh well the joys of youth haha and the joys of of wanking haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done it at work!

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By *rive u crazyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Done a few times in the past. Working from home now, so it's happening again

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By *sh paulCouple
over a year ago

DALKEITH

Wanked at 2 of my jobs first when i was 20 and then at another job in my 40s and at same place of work fingered a girl in photo copier room

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Definitely after being on fab for most of my lunch……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha when I was working as an Admin Assistant I basically had 2 make sure the printer had paper and make teas sometimes for 22 people so I used 2 always put all the cups ready and whatever they wanted in them and put the kettle on to boil, and the kettle was ancient and had to heat up on an electric hob, anyways I was 19 and had to do this like 3 times a day and every time I put the kettle on I used to run to the toilets jump in a cubicle drop trousers and beat my fucking meat haha oh well the joys of youth haha and the joys of of wanking haha x"

You’re only 33 and when you was 19 you had to boil the kettle on an electric hob hmmmmmmm I smell bs, one for the fantasy section that

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I did it once. In a chair of my boss at the time. The thrill. The stupid ideas of the youth

This image will be with me for the rest of the day!!

I'll throw in some imagery

Skirt rolled up.

Feet on the desk.

Boyfriend on the phone.

Ooooffftt!! That’s today’s image sorted!

so naughty T!!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I've wanked at work....I used to creme the Éclairs at the bakery....

Wanking at work is all good until you get caught. With your cock between two Choux buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've wanked at work....I used to creme the Éclairs at the bakery....

Wanking at work is all good until you get caught. With your cock between two Choux buns "

Remind me never to eat them again

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I've wanked at work....I used to creme the Éclairs at the bakery....

Wanking at work is all good until you get caught. With your cock between two Choux buns

Remind me never to eat them again

Your safe I retired from baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've wanked at work....I used to creme the Éclairs at the bakery....

Wanking at work is all good until you get caught. With your cock between two Choux buns

Remind me never to eat them again

Your safe I retired from baking

Phew

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I've wanked at work....I used to creme the Éclairs at the bakery....

Wanking at work is all good until you get caught. With your cock between two Choux buns

Remind me never to eat them again

Your safe I retired from baking

Phew

Still wanking though, but there more angry these days, so I keep it private not public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've wanked at work....I used to creme the Éclairs at the bakery....

Wanking at work is all good until you get caught. With your cock between two Choux buns

Remind me never to eat them again

Your safe I retired from baking

Phew

Still wanking though, but there more angry these days, so I keep it private not public

Angry wanks are the best

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I've wanked at work....I used to creme the Éclairs at the bakery....

Wanking at work is all good until you get caught. With your cock between two Choux buns

Remind me never to eat them again

Your safe I retired from baking

Phew

Still wanking though, but there more angry these days, so I keep it private not public

Angry wanks are the best

I love to yell n scream in anger as I shoot my ejaculate

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By *rofessor RedMan
over a year ago

bristol

My last job had a gym that was fairly quiet that I would visit in my lunch hour. As exercise makes me horny I would often have a play in the shower before going back to my desk.

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By *tu100Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Done it a few times when younger, but too risky now!

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By *hawn ScottMan
over a year ago

london Brixton

Only once mf gf and I had a mad all day Sunday session. Woke up Monday morning for a quicky but both so numb we couldn't come and had to get to work.

We both had to pop to our work toilets at lunch time for relief. Was fun emailing each other after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think i got caught by cameras thats why i got fired lol

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By *lashyMan
over a year ago

a lather

My wife sometimes has a wank in an empty side room when working night shift

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