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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Hi de feckin Hi !

Not even 4am and the sun still hasnt risen and the local feathery bastards are chirping away so merrily fucking loud that I'm wide awake.

On the first Friday in weeks I'm not working.

Fuck you birdies, fuck you......

No doubt the pidgeon community will start their regular as clockwork early morning orgy soon too ......

Have a good POETS day one and all.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to suggest a silenced CO2 air rifle.........

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'm going to suggest a silenced CO2 air rifle........."

That won't help with the sound of a cow in a neary field that sounds like it's getting gangbanged by every bull in Somerset.

Ah, the joy of country living......

A

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Morning OP, the little feckers are at it here too with a wood pigeon leading the solos.

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Morning OP, the little feckers are at it here too with a wood pigeon leading the solos."

Morning PP.

Dawn and her bloody chorus can feck off and practice their harmonies. Seriously out of tune this fine morning and their timing is well off.

And now the bloody sun is coming up and there's a gap in the blinds........

May have to contemplate coffee and taking the dogs out

A

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Morning it’s an early one

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning OP, the little feckers are at it here too with a wood pigeon leading the solos.

Morning PP.

Dawn and her bloody chorus can feck off and practice their harmonies. Seriously out of tune this fine morning and their timing is well off.

And now the bloody sun is coming up and there's a gap in the blinds........

May have to contemplate coffee and taking the dogs out

A"

I've now got coffee

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

I feel for you OP,

Dog has decided it wants out for a wee.

Birds are at least quiet here.

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

Yes dogs fed back to bed and havng a quick perv after a lovely chat on here which had a happy ending just 4 hours ago

Thanks OP for a glance at your profile again you are both FAF (what a cock) cant reply to you directly as just over the age

Have a good day all

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By *erence IIMan
over a year ago

Irrelevant

Morning OP. For some reason I woke up stupidly early too - before the birds started their racket. Me being awake woke her up but a bit of early morning shenanigans has left her sleepy again while I just lay here considering doing some work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning OP, I feel for you I was up for work at 4:30 and it’s an ungodly hour. Morning fabbers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning op.

I loved listening to the birds chirp on. I stupidly sit there sometimes ad-libbing what they’re talking about.

Do you think they’re just shooting at the very first one that wakes the rest of the sparrows up or something. And they’re all just shouting

Shut up!!

No! YOUshut up!?!?

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By *erence IIMan
over a year ago

Irrelevant


"Good morning op.

I loved listening to the birds chirp on. I stupidly sit there sometimes ad-libbing what they’re talking about.

Do you think they’re just shooting at the very first one that wakes the rest of the sparrows up or something. And they’re all just shouting

Shut up!!

No! YOUshut up!?!?

"

Mostly it's "this is my bit of gutter, fuck off" or "she's my bird, fuck off" or similar.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Good morning early risers. I got woken by a 10 year old sneaking downstairs to play on the computer and now I can't sleep. I get to listen to the birds fighting with the traffic for vocal supremacy.

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Good morning op.

I loved listening to the birds chirp on. I stupidly sit there sometimes ad-libbing what they’re talking about.

Do you think they’re just shooting at the very first one that wakes the rest of the sparrows up or something. And they’re all just shouting

Shut up!!

No! YOUshut up!?!?

Mostly it's "this is my bit of gutter, fuck off" or "she's my bird, fuck off" or similar. "

Maybe they've all seen a couple of cracking birds and are just screaming 'nice tits' ?

A

*I realise this doesn't work if they're all screeching crows and cooing pidgeons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the magpies here with their ridiculous cackle.

The dog is fast asleep and does not want taking out, but I'm up so he jolly well can stir his stumps.

Morning all, it's looking glorious.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Good morning early risers. I got woken by a 10 year old sneaking downstairs to play on the computer and now I can't sleep. I get to listen to the birds fighting with the traffic for vocal supremacy. "

Morning Mrs R,

Haven't seen you nocturnaling recently. Are you doing the toga challenge this weekend?

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Dog,

Having had his wee and breakfast and getting soaking wet from dewey grass, so I had to dry him off is now back asleep, leaving me wide awake.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Good morning early risers. I got woken by a 10 year old sneaking downstairs to play on the computer and now I can't sleep. I get to listen to the birds fighting with the traffic for vocal supremacy.

Morning Mrs R,

Haven't seen you nocturnaling recently. Are you doing the toga challenge this weekend?"

Mornin'. I hadn't planned on taking any new photos at present. I think I'll sit this one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning op.

I loved listening to the birds chirp on. I stupidly sit there sometimes ad-libbing what they’re talking about.

Do you think they’re just shooting at the very first one that wakes the rest of the sparrows up or something. And they’re all just shouting

Shut up!!

No! YOUshut up!?!?

Mostly it's "this is my bit of gutter, fuck off" or "she's my bird, fuck off" or similar.

Maybe they've all seen a couple of cracking birds and are just screaming 'nice tits' ?

A

*I realise this doesn't work if they're all screeching crows and cooing pidgeons. "

“There’s some great tits in that tree Dave!!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning OP!

Hope you and everyone else has a fun Friday

Mr

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Good morning all - have a wonderful Friday

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good morning all - have a wonderful Friday "

Good morning Cede x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. A fabulously flirtatious and frisky Friday to you!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Morning OP

Morning fabulous Fabbers above and below

Hope there's Friday frolicking for all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mornin'

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Go moning shaggers

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane

Good morning OP, good morning everyone x

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Good morning ·OP· and •PP• and all the other morning glories.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Morning all! Regularly awoken by a yelling seagull on my windowledge at 4am. Ah, nature.

Mrs TMN x

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Well I got back to sleep for a couple of hours at 7ish when all the birds shut the fuck up finally.

Then next doors cat tried to climb through the bedroom window through the blinds and woke me up.

I shall now rename it 'spider cat'.

A

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Our son managed to have a cat follow him home like the bloody pied Piper. It sat meowing under our bedroom window well into the wee small hours

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Our son managed to have a cat follow him home like the bloody pied Piper. It sat meowing under our bedroom window well into the wee small hours "

This one comes in our back garden when the dogs aren't out. It was sat outside the front meowing one minute, then climbing through the bedroom window the next.

A

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

I slept through an artillery barrage back in my young soldiering days so the little birds chirping does not ever bother me

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Same to you op

We have what I'm convinced are vultures living in the woods near our house ,they start screaming mega early too.

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