FabSwingers.com forum: Is the only way to get laid on here by offering cake still?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If so, 2 questions for the ladies, 1 for the gents.

1. What’s your fave cake of choice?

2. FaF?

(Gents, ignore question 2. I haven’t got the ghey or owt

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I think if you offered a fully oscillating fan for a shag right now you’d be knee deep in clunge before 8pm.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I think if you offered a fully oscillating fan for a shag right now you’d be knee deep in clunge before 8pm."

......raids argos for fans

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Victoria sponge, preferably from the local tea room.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Chocolate that has way too much chocolate to cake ratio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polenta cake please - maybe lime or orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle

Yes please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I can offer Custard with it too

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Cake wouldn't get me into bed. Well maybe a really good dark berries one would. It would have to be incredible though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can offer Custard with it too

Sorry Dan I’m going with grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticky ginger

Yes

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By *erald 1999Man
over a year ago

carmarthen

Lemon drizzle ...and a scoup of ice cream .....unmmmmmmmmm smeared on a ladies tummy ....ha ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can offer Custard with it too

Sorry Dan I’m going with grumpy

Oh if only

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Well, it’s always worth a go chaps

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Posh Donuts seem to work

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Who supplies the cream?

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"If so, 2 questions for the ladies, 1 for the gents.

1. What’s your fave cake of choice?

2. FaF?

(Gents, ignore question 2. I haven’t got the ghey or owt

Did someone say cake!?

1 Victoria sponge please. Or coffee. Or lemon drizzle. Or carrot. Or.. just give me cake!

2 not right now. I have cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cake can bribe me ...not even a wedding cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been half hour. Still no cake or sex. This is an awful thread.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Either a black Forrest brownie or lemon curd, raspberry and clotted cream roulade.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

To add, I'm happy to make cake for anyone I'm shagging. I like making cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s been half hour. Still no cake or sex. This is an awful thread."

Sorreee. Look, busy busy and all that so I’ve only got time for one. Which is it to be? Sticky cake

, or sticky sex? ( . Y . )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been half hour. Still no cake or sex. This is an awful thread.

Sorreee. Look, busy busy and all that so I’ve only got time for one. Which is it to be? Sticky cake

, or sticky sex? ( . Y . )"

I can multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that’s where I’ve been going wrong, anyone fancy home made coffee and walnut cake and a threesome x

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I think if you offered a fully oscillating fan for a shag right now you’d be knee deep in clunge before 8pm."

What would air con get you? Would they bring the cake?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd like a slice of M&S Colin the Caterpillar; Lemon and blueb drizzle; Victoria Sponge, and a box of French Fancies.

I'll make some triangle cucumber sandwiches and a quiche.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cake here tonight. Will ice cream do?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Someone is stealing my letters on here.

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By *ull_circleWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

DM me if anyone wants to hand deliver me a slice of carrot cake tonight. Must he homemade with cream cheese frosting and those little miniature carrots on top. TiA.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Carrot cake but can I take the cake and leave the sex?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Yes and no. The cake

still stands. But the genteel ladies of Fab have now introduced afternoon tea as their preferred method of currency.

It won't be long before they expect Årt as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want someone to bring Carrot or lemon cake to me. But I won’t fuck them. I have standards.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m just here for the cake… honestly

Ps. Coffee and Walnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is, a tricky question.

So many good bakes.

Choices.

No. I choose a dozen Krispy Kremes.

In fact, that's my birthday treat. A big box of diabetes.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Yep

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

It’s been half hour. Still no cake or sex. This is an awful thread."

I know right... us women want cake and sex...is that too much to ask?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

It’s been half hour. Still no cake or sex. This is an awful thread.

I know right... us women want cake and sex...is that too much to ask?

Honestly yes...

#cost of living-crises and all

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Damn.

I only have Mini Rolls.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Damn.

I only have Mini Rolls.

Hi mate long time .

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Damn.

I only have Mini Rolls.

Hi mate long time ."

Yo dude

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Damn.

I only have Mini Rolls.

Hi mate long time .

Yo dude

How's you been then

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"No cake here tonight. Will ice cream do? "

Yes please, especially if it is traditional Scottish dairy ice cream from an Italian owned ice cream shop.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No the trick is to have a hot mrs. Then they take one for the team to get to her.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like cake!!!

*please tell me cake isn’t a euphemism.

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By *ingerman69Man
over a year ago

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What about chocolate brownie?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I don’t like cake!!!

*please tell me cake isn’t a euphemism. "

Do you fancy licking my doughnut hole instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like cake!!!

*please tell me cake isn’t a euphemism.

Do you fancy licking my doughnut hole instead?

Is it a gaping chocolate filled doughnut hole?

….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, cake won't work here.

Mr has no interest in cake.

Mrs has little interest in cake, and makes her own anyway.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I don’t like cake!!!

*please tell me cake isn’t a euphemism.

Do you fancy licking my doughnut hole instead?

Is it a gaping chocolate filled doughnut hole?

….

Small and delicate actually. But if you're lucky you might find cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like cake!!!

*please tell me cake isn’t a euphemism.

Do you fancy licking my doughnut hole instead?

Is it a gaping chocolate filled doughnut hole?

….

Small and delicate actually. But if you're lucky you might find cream

Like the tiny cute ones

I like sticking my thumb in them to pick them up just before I eat it completely

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

1. Gâteau opera.

2. Yes if there's aircon.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Cheesecake

No ta lovely

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

It’s been half hour. Still no cake or sex. This is an awful thread.

I know right... us women want cake and sex...is that too much to ask?

Honestly yes...

#cost of living-crises and all

Tell me about it, some men these days just ask for netflix and chill

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Todays cakes are;

Lemon Drizzle 2 No. Available

Banana & Walnut 2 No. Spoken for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been half hour. Still no cake or sex. This is an awful thread.

I know right... us women want cake and sex...is that too much to ask?

Honestly yes...

#cost of living-crises and all

Tell me about it, some men these days just ask for netflix and chill

I haven’t even got Netflix!!!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Todays cake choice would be Apple sponge crumble with custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle, for shizzle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a hard one.

Sticky toffee pudding, Victoria sponge, hot chocolate fudge cake, apple and cinnamon sponge, cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WALNUT CAKE - how the hell did I forget that

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Cake is sooooo yesterday, or even last year

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

It’s been half hour. Still no cake or sex. This is an awful thread.

I know right... us women want cake and sex...is that too much to ask?

Honestly yes...

#cost of living-crises and all

Tell me about it, some men these days just ask for netflix and chill

I haven’t even got Netflix!!! "

I have Netflix, you have chill. We could be a devastating duo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think if you offered a fully oscillating fan for a shag right now you’d be knee deep in clunge before 8pm."

I can go one better. I have a ceiling fan over my bed

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Cake is sooooo yesterday, or even last year

...we've moved on to icecream??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is sooooo yesterday, or even last year

...we've moved on to icecream??!

Or lollies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think if you offered a fully oscillating fan for a shag right now you’d be knee deep in clunge before 8pm.

I can go one better. I have a ceiling fan over my bed

Damn. I’m missing a usp here aren’t I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is sooooo yesterday, or even last year

...we've moved on to icecream??!

Now you're talking.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Don't really like cake....

However cheeses..

So cheese cake

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By *exbi608Man
over a year ago

Wexford

Are we talking about double chocolate fudge cake……cos if that’s on the table I am anyone’s

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

It’s been half hour. Still no cake or sex. This is an awful thread."

Do you know how far I am from Never Never Land? I am on my way though…..

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Bakewell tart

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Carrot cake please

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Lemon drizzle, but crunchy drizzle, not that crap icing malarkey

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Todays cake choice would be Apple sponge crumble with custard

D."

Should that be an Apple iSpongeCrumble? Vastly overpriced, but looking very stylish.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

It’s been half hour. Still no cake or sex. This is an awful thread.

I know right... us women want cake and sex...is that too much to ask?

Honestly yes...

#cost of living-crises and all

Tell me about it, some men these days just ask for netflix and chill

Erm ....

wrong right

taken notes here

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