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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes it’s the local status updates threads!

Around yonder there’s a lass is offering an invite to fuck her huge* arse, another that’s seeking a mobile tyre fitter that might be able to help (unsure if payment in kind is offered or not though), and another that is wearing a pair of shorts that are too tight but rubbing her in all the right places!

And some dude is requesting Boobies in his inbox. As IF that tactic would ever work!

What’s happening on your local feed, folks?

(*her words, not mine )

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Yes it’s the local status updates threads!

Around yonder there’s a lass is offering an invite to fuck her huge* arse, another that’s seeking a mobile tyre fitter that might be able to help (unsure if payment in kind is offered or not though), and another that is wearing a pair of shorts that are too tight but rubbing her in all the right places!

And some dude is requesting Boobies in his inbox. As IF that tactic would ever work!

What’s happening on your local feed, folks?

(*her words, not mine )"

.

Requesting boobies to the inbox always works for me

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes it’s the local status updates threads!

Around yonder there’s a lass is offering an invite to fuck her huge* arse, another that’s seeking a mobile tyre fitter that might be able to help (unsure if payment in kind is offered or not though), and another that is wearing a pair of shorts that are too tight but rubbing her in all the right places!

And some dude is requesting Boobies in his inbox. As IF that tactic would ever work!

What’s happening on your local feed, folks?

(*her words, not mine ).

Requesting boobies to the inbox always works for me

Mrs "

Pfft! Bragger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's got spunk ready.

Someone's seeing blondie, someone's angry and this place is shithouse,

Someone's so horny his balls will explode

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My local updates is uninspiring today. But there was a picture that looked like a lady shoving a lightbulb up her foof. I had to click to check. Turns out it was a transparent dildo. Somewhat safer at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's someone who's horny because of the heat and needs a pussy.

Another who needs to cum over a pair of tits

One on a weekend away and wants to know who's about.

And there's a woman advertising a club night on her status.

Pretty boring really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of them viewed me.

Couple of them have posted about wanting outdoor fun.

Couple have posted some decent pictures.

Pretty shit as per

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Few people viewed me.

Lots of erect dick pics.

One guy asking if anyone wants to go round and suck him off.

Another bloke asking if there are any gay taxi drivers on here

The usual!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The paper boy is working before he goes

Lying to the teacher he knows he knows

He didn't and he should've

Brought his lines in yesterday

Ernie bangs the sound and the day begins

The letterbox is open and your cash falls in

I'll meet you at the office

Just before the staff clock in

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is looking for a gardener or handyman to help with her unruly bush

Everyone else has the horn because of the heat

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Someone’s getting a tit wank , one guy is licking ass and a very hot woman bent over in some lovely underwear

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By *empusMan
over a year ago

Poole

Lots of horny people going naked at Studland beach.

Also, think this heat is having a very positive effect on the women of Dorset... lots of hotwife type meets posted.

Sick of seeing locals pushing adverts for local clubs though... what’s the deal, they getting paid or just free drinks or something? Nothing sexier than seeing the same marketing message filling up the updates list : (

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Heat horn.

Men asking to be blown.

A chap tells women to up their game as he picked up a Russian lady off the street and the sex was better than 85% of women on fab. I'm sure his 3 veri's were overjoyed to read that

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Fuck all tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heat horn.

Men asking to be blown.

A chap tells women to up their game as he picked up a Russian lady off the street and the sex was better than 85% of women on fab. I'm sure his 3 veri's were overjoyed to read that "

Well if that doesn’t encourage the local tottie to try just that little bit harder, I don’t know what will

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Well its all happening round here... A couple joined... A different couple received their first verification. A unicorn loaded some new photos. And 2 couples who obviously have too much disposable income became gold site members.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Quiet, lots of sun.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Lots of people saying they're going to clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones asking for a BJ

Usual this heat is unbearable posts

Goth I follow has just put up their latest pics

And the whos horny enough to come see me today's post.....so standard I guess

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Everyone's sunbathing in the noody down at Eastney beach

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Or they're all at the Isle of Wight festival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone's sunbathing in the noody down at Eastney beach "

Is it nice there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone's sunbathing in the noody down at Eastney beach

Is it nice there? "

Very Pebbly. Don’t want them going where the sun don’t shine when you’re nekkid

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Or they're all at the Isle of Wight festival"

Pffft. Lucky buggers

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

On and Warwick...we have one person being naked and shamed, for having little man syndrome.

One really needy couple, looking fir females. It's all good if their only intrested in the Mrs...

Lots of new veris...and the bastards ain't been playing with me

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

In the Oxford area there are several pics of penises, some well-developed breasts, a delightful CD, some dogging requests and a guy expressing his wish that the woman who delivered his misdirected STI kit were here on Fab.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Usual dick pics and meet nows

Somebody wanting to go dogging

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