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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.

Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.

Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back? "

Get the mist sprays that don’t need rubbing in and hope you’ve got long arms

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Get a mannequin.

Take the arm off.

Squeeze some on the hand

Rub.

It might not be consistent but a little is better than none.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.

Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back? "

I think I watched a movie where an attractive woman had that exact problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a single bloke it's hard now if you was a single lady there would be a plethora of men to help so we burn is the short answer

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Living alone, my answer is sack it right off and hide in the shade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.

Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back?

Get the mist sprays that don’t need rubbing in and hope you’ve got long arms "

I’ve got average arms. I might get average coverage right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a mannequin.

Take the arm off.

Squeeze some on the hand

Rub.

It might not be consistent but a little is better than none."

It’s so foolish. This could work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.

Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back?

I think I watched a movie where an attractive woman had that exact problem."

Someone offered to rub it on them didn’t they?

Do you think rubbing sun cream onto someone is a gateway to sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been a single bloke it's hard now if you was a single lady there would be a plethora of men to help so we burn is the short answer "

This is my realisation isn’t it? *sighs.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Pop a status to asking for someone to come rub it in.

Mrs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.

Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back?

I think I watched a movie where an attractive woman had that exact problem.

Someone offered to rub it on them didn’t they?

Do you think rubbing sun cream onto someone is a gateway to sex? "

Only if they do it with their cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Living alone, my answer is sack it right off and hide in the shade "

Is the shade in your bedroom?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pop a status to asking for someone to come rub it in.

Mrs "

I’m Gonna do it!!!

I shall tell you the results.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Living alone, my answer is sack it right off and hide in the shade

Is the shade in your bedroom? "

Black out blinds mean my bedroom is the coolest in the house

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

I used to have this working on building sites!!

I found I could take a longish piece of cling, fold it long flat and about 2 inches wide, put sun cream on it then rub it on your back as if drying with a towel!

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover


"I used to have this working on building sites!!

I found I could take a longish piece of cling, fold it long flat and about 2 inches wide, put sun cream on it then rub it on your back as if drying with a towel!"

*cling film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

squirt a load of sunscreen on your tiled bathroom floor (or tiled kitchen floor) then lay down on your back on top and move from side to side and up and down (similar to a bear scratching an itch on its back on against a tree, or a dog wiping its arse on the grass).

Failing that, pop outside, wolf whistle at a couple of builders and I am sure they will assist you.

yw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"squirt a load of sunscreen on your tiled bathroom floor (or tiled kitchen floor) then lay down on your back on top and move from side to side and up and down (similar to a bear scratching an itch on its back on against a tree, or a dog wiping its arse on the grass).

Failing that, pop outside, wolf whistle at a couple of builders and I am sure they will assist you.

yw "

one might even come over with some cling film (I believe)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to have this working on building sites!!

I found I could take a longish piece of cling, fold it long flat and about 2 inches wide, put sun cream on it then rub it on your back as if drying with a towel!"

Fucking genius.

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"squirt a load of sunscreen on your tiled bathroom floor (or tiled kitchen floor) then lay down on your back on top and move from side to side and up and down (similar to a bear scratching an itch on its back on against a tree, or a dog wiping its arse on the grass).."

This was similar to what I was thinking. I was going to squirt it on a door.

HootyF above as made my idea sound idiotic

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Go to boots and buy a handle thingy with a foam pad on for it. Its in the old people section!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to boots and buy a handle thingy with a foam pad on for it. Its in the old people section! "

Ooft…..

boots you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer to do it for you but you're so far away the sun will have gone down.

What do I do with jars I can't open?

Who's going to deal with the wasps that trespass?

And who's putting the bins out as that's getting ridiculous now?

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover


"I used to have this working on building sites!!

I found I could take a longish piece of cling, fold it long flat and about 2 inches wide, put sun cream on it then rub it on your back as if drying with a towel!

Fucking genius.

Thank you.

"

thinking outside the box haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirt it over someone else.

Apologise in the accepted local manner. Offer to help remove said cream expulsion.

Run your back over them while taking about drills being 15% off at local DIY store.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

My sun burnt lower back the other week explains everything

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I'd offer to do it for you but you're so far away the sun will have gone down.

What do I do with jars I can't open?

Who's going to deal with the wasps that trespass?

And who's putting the bins out as that's getting ridiculous now?"

Tap the edge of the jar lid on the side of the worktop to help release the air seal

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Pop a status to asking for someone to come rub it in.

Mrs

I’m Gonna do it!!!

I shall tell you the results. "

Yey!! Any luck?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.

Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back? "

Squirt copius amounts on a tree and do that 'bear scratching it's arse' thing against it.

A

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I don't, unless I find a hunk on the beach

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Go to boots and buy a handle thingy with a foam pad on for it. Its in the old people section! "

That was going to be my suggestion too. Great minds!

Or one of those loofahs/body brushes on a stick.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

If you have a tiled or wood floor in your house squirt a puddle of it on the floor then lie on it and screw around on your back like a dog does when he’s scratching his back

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Go to boots and buy a handle thingy with a foam pad on for it. Its in the old people section!

Ooft…..

boots you say?

"

Or amazon!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I use ma loofah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll start this off, but please, feel free to ask for some advice if like me, you’re perplexed at how to live this life alone.

Summer is here, so how do I put sun cream on my back?

Squirt copius amounts on a tree and do that 'bear scratching it's arse' thing against it.

A"

I don’t want to cream my arse!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pop a status to asking for someone to come rub it in.

Mrs

I’m Gonna do it!!!

I shall tell you the results.

Yey!! Any luck? "

Honestly Nothing!!!! I could be a lobster by now and nobody would care!!

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

You can buy lotion applicators for your back on Amazon.

Or just ask a friendly neighbour to do the deed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can buy lotion applicators for your back on Amazon.

Or just ask a friendly neighbour to do the deed."

She’s young and cute. … I simply can’t.

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