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Ladies, yes or no?

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By *ingleguyforfunsw OP   Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Would you fuck me?

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

I don't fuck headless men

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"I don't fuck headless men "

We have a similar rule… unless we’ve cut the head off obvs

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By *ingleguyforfunsw OP   Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"I don't fuck headless men

We have a similar rule… unless we’ve cut the head off obvs "

Ok added

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

No

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I don't fuck headless men

We have a similar rule… unless we’ve cut the head off obvs

Ok added "

Wheres your head at. Wheres your head at

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

No

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By *ingleguyforfunsw OP   Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"No"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sorry

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By *ingleguyforfunsw OP   Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"No sorry "

All have tastes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sorry.

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By *ingleguyforfunsw OP   Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"No sorry. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we all need to start one of these threads?

Is this the new way to get some sex on fab?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You can't blame the guy for trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a first date I expect to be the the fucked not the fuckee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve started a trend.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

First instinct is a no I'm afraid

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By *ingleguyforfunsw OP   Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"On a first date I expect to be the the fucked not the fuckee. "

I’d happily oblige!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear OP, without wishing to dampen your tongue-in-cheek thread, I can only assume the majority of the responses on here will be less-than-favourable. Most "Ladies" of substance on here usually decide with whom to make love to based on chatting, establishing chemistry, personality, mental connection and becoming acquainted through a social meet. A profile photo, despite the handsome torso, will rarely lead to skin-on-skin contact at the best of times.

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By *ingleguyforfunsw OP   Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"Dear OP, without wishing to dampen your tongue-in-cheek thread, I can only assume the majority of the responses on here will be less-than-favourable. Most "Ladies" of substance on here usually decide with whom to make love to based on chatting, establishing chemistry, personality, mental connection and becoming acquainted through a social meet. A profile photo, despite the handsome torso, will rarely lead to skin-on-skin contact at the best of times."

Lighthearted mate, pays not to be so serious!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Dear OP, without wishing to dampen your tongue-in-cheek thread, I can only assume the majority of the responses on here will be less-than-favourable. Most "Ladies" of substance on here usually decide with whom to make love to based on chatting, establishing chemistry, personality, mental connection and becoming acquainted through a social meet. A profile photo, despite the handsome torso, will rarely lead to skin-on-skin contact at the best of times.

Lighthearted mate, pays not to be so serious! "

Hence my inference to the "tongue-in-cheek". Mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it makes you feel better, OP, I started a joke one and got a ton of serious rejections

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Maybe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a first date I expect to be the the fucked not the fuckee.

I’d happily oblige! "

If only you weren't French.

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By *ale525252Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Don't worry my friend, rejection only makes you stronger. I'm entering The World Strongest Man competition this weekend ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This cold open approach might indicate your incompatibility more so than any potential compatibility.

I'd, avoid this mate.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Can't see your face nipper, need to check for any bobfoc possibilities

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By *ornyguy666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

No sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly, would need to see the face first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear OP, without wishing to dampen your tongue-in-cheek thread, I can only assume the majority of the responses on here will be less-than-favourable. Most "Ladies" of substance on here usually decide with whom to make love to based on chatting, establishing chemistry, personality, mental connection and becoming acquainted through a social meet. A profile photo, despite the handsome torso, will rarely lead to skin-on-skin contact at the best of times.

Lighthearted mate, pays not to be so serious! "

That's a classic Neroìs response, eloquent and light. That's just how he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you fuck me? "

No. Do you want to know why?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

thanks for the offer

sadly I will pass,

nothing personal,

just not what I'm here for

all the best x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Would you fuck me?

No. Do you want to know why? "

Go on - tell him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you fuck me?

No. Do you want to know why?

Go on - tell him. "

Don't stir lol

If he asks I'll give my reason

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By *ingleguyforfunsw OP   Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"Would you fuck me?

No. Do you want to know why?

Go on - tell him.

Don't stir lol

If he asks I'll give my reason"

Of course

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Would you fuck me?

No. Do you want to know why?

Go on - tell him.

Don't stir lol

If he asks I'll give my reason

Of course"

Watching this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you fuck me?

No. Do you want to know why?

Go on - tell him.

Don't stir lol

If he asks I'll give my reason

Of course"

Ok. I wouldn't have sex with you, this is just my opinion which I don't mind if it makes me look like a bitch.

1, you asked outright, no build up, no foreplay lol

2, your profile is nice, but you've used the same words as every other nice profile and nice is not enticing to me

3, pics are nice (see above on nice)

4, distance. Plays a part for me.

And lastly I'd suffoc**e you. Or break something. I'm bigger and I take over and doing you an injury is a turn off lol

Hope that you'll take this in the way I've said in my head which in itself should never be listened too lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It would really depend on wether we could pop over to Perrenporth for a paddle in the sea, and then drive over to Padstow for a pasty from The Chough after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By *amnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

tf1

No. I couldn’t be arsed to drive 5 hours for what might be a disappointing waste of my time.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No sorry.

Mrs

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"If it makes you feel better, OP, I started a joke one and got a ton of serious rejections "

As much fun as these threads are, no way would I open myself to the rejection

Marc

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I don't fuck headless men

We have a similar rule… unless we’ve cut the head off obvs "

Otherwise known as the 'acme portable blow job machine'......

A

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Does the face match the body? Or do you need a paper bag?

Body for Baywatch, face for crimewatch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it makes you feel better, OP, I started a joke one and got a ton of serious rejections

As much fun as these threads are, no way would I open myself to the rejection

Marc"

It’s ok. It’s character building.

*runs to bathroom to cry*

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