FabSwingers.com forum: Why am I not getting enough of the sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wouldn't, sorry. You're a year older than my eldest it's just too bloody weird.

I'm not getting enough sex either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I wouldn't, sorry. You're a year older than my eldest it's just too bloody weird.

I'm not getting enough sex either. "

Have you tried going to clubs? Or organised socials?

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

No you're the same age as my eldest nephew and it would be just too weird.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Too young for me Pickle. I like ruining old men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will when I'm 40

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can’t tell if you’re playing along with the joke or not?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"No I wouldn't, sorry. You're a year older than my eldest it's just too bloody weird.

I'm not getting enough sex either.

Have you tried going to clubs? Or organised socials? "

I think, OP, you and I are more friend vibe. You know that already I'm sure. But what would I do? Make time for you. And that can be better than a quick fumble with me.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Because your standards are too high Pickle.

Some panties only drop as far as your self esteem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will when I'm 40

I’ll be at BMFC on your 40th.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I'm disastrously hetero, Pickles. I have tried. But IF I fancied men, I'd be honoured. I think you are great, and a very sound gent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because your standards are too high Pickle.

Some panties only drop as far as your self esteem

I did worry my standards were too high on here. Women send ‘hi’ in the subject and expect me to entertain that?

Honestly

You get it right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm disastrously hetero, Pickles. I have tried. But IF I fancied men, I'd be honoured. I think you are great, and a very sound gent."

If I was into men I’d let you top me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I wouldn't, sorry. You're a year older than my eldest it's just too bloody weird.

I'm not getting enough sex either.

Have you tried going to clubs? Or organised socials?

I think, OP, you and I are more friend vibe. You know that already I'm sure. But what would I do? Make time for you. And that can be better than a quick fumble with me."

People are always complaining on this site but you get out what you put in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way too young for me

I'm not getting enough either but that's because of lack of time, logistics and being too fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I wouldn't, sorry. You're a year older than my eldest it's just too bloody weird.

I'm not getting enough sex either.

Have you tried going to clubs? Or organised socials? "

Clubs yes. Socials....I'm way to scared.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Way too young for me

I'm not getting enough either but that's because of lack of time, logistics and being too fussy

Have you considered going to clubs? People tend to be less fussy in person.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I'm disastrously hetero, Pickles. I have tried. But IF I fancied men, I'd be honoured. I think you are great, and a very sound gent.

If I was into men I’d let you top me

That video would shoot straight to page 14 of Hotlists.

Maybe even top 12, depending on how pretty your orgasm face is.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

You are getting enough.

You just want too much.

Maybe.

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By *orthsouth4957Couple
over a year ago

swords

Too young for me … if you were older it would depend if there was chemistry - same as for everyone for me I think just would depend if there were sparks ..,

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

I'm sure you can take it deep....but still not fucking you

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll play hide the pickle with you Mr Pickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm disastrously hetero, Pickles. I have tried. But IF I fancied men, I'd be honoured. I think you are great, and a very sound gent.

If I was into men I’d let you top me

That video would shoot straight to page 14 of Hotlists.

Maybe even top 12, depending on how pretty your orgasm face is.

I gotta pretty face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

No sorry pickle, you’re a great guy…. But that’s the problem, you’re a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

Not for me. Prefer tall men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are getting enough.

You just want too much.

Maybe. "

Yes I do want too much. Once a week probably.

Wanna bang?

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

I could definitely do with more

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I'm disastrously hetero, Pickles. I have tried. But IF I fancied men, I'd be honoured. I think you are great, and a very sound gent.

If I was into men I’d let you top me

That video would shoot straight to page 14 of Hotlists.

Maybe even top 12, depending on how pretty your orgasm face is.

I gotta pretty face

Monetize your assets, Pickles!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear OP, I suggest that you do what I did a few months ago and create an anthology of threads titled — "Looking For {descriptive} Woman".

Where {descriptive} was: "filthy", "lovely", "elite", "magnolious" and "posh".

The outcome was most favourable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too young for me … if you were older it would depend if there was chemistry - same as for everyone for me I think just would depend if there were sparks .., "

On my 40th I’ll hit you up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

I'm sure you can take it deep....but still not fucking you "

This is the most disappointing and surprising of all. I thought you felt what I felt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll play hide the pickle with you Mr Pickle

I’d top you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

No sorry pickle, you’re a great guy…. But that’s the problem, you’re a guy

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try me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

Not for me. Prefer tall men "

Shout out all the short kings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Way too young for me

I'm not getting enough either but that's because of lack of time, logistics and being too fussy

Have you considered going to clubs? People tend to be less fussy in person. "

I'm a crap swinger and couldn't think of anything less sexy than clubs (especially the ones I've been to)

I don't mind being wanton though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could definitely do with more

Stick with me. I have a feeling we’ll make a great team

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I think you are very lovely, looks and personality...but i'm ancient and you're young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've stopped asking these questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No OP, I wouldn't, because I'm not that way inclined.

I would love to play with your first responder though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear OP, I suggest that you do what I did a few months ago and create an anthology of threads titled — "Looking For {descriptive} Woman".

Where {descriptive} was: "filthy", "lovely", "elite", "magnolious" and "posh".

The outcome was most favourable.

You’re onto something here!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’m not sure you could take it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm disastrously hetero, Pickles. I have tried. But IF I fancied men, I'd be honoured. I think you are great, and a very sound gent.

If I was into men I’d let you top me

That video would shoot straight to page 14 of Hotlists.

Maybe even top 12, depending on how pretty your orgasm face is.

Bookmarking for news of the video...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Way too young for me

I'm not getting enough either but that's because of lack of time, logistics and being too fussy

Have you considered going to clubs? People tend to be less fussy in person.

I'm a crap swinger and couldn't think of anything less sexy than clubs (especially the ones I've been to)

I don't mind being wanton though "

just to be clear I am kidding but hope you get the sex.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sorry Pickle, I'm saving myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you are very lovely, looks and personality...but i'm ancient and you're young

A face this good shouldn’t be hidden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've stopped asking these questions. "

You scared of the response?

I just love the attention tbf. Makes my penis hard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No OP, I wouldn't, because I'm not that way inclined.

I would love to play with your first responder though "

She’s looking for more sex as it happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not sure you could take it

Ok, we’ll then let’s switch it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry Pickle, I'm saving myself

Saving all my love

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I’m not sure you could take it

Ok, we’ll then let’s switch it up

The nose or ear?

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By *ornym66Man
over a year ago

Col /ips

I'm in the same boat OP or it's my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had named yourself Mr Cucumber Penny said she would

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By *r.MorningstarMan
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

There's always people out thaler who's preference will be you, just about finding them

Sorry my preference however has boobs and a vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not sure you could take it

Ok, we’ll then let’s switch it up

The nose or ear?

Whichever is biggest, big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too young for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in the same boat OP or it's my age "

It’s not the age!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you had named yourself Mr Cucumber Penny said she would

I don’t want people to think I have a schlong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's always people out thaler who's preference will be you, just about finding them

Sorry my preference however has boobs and a vagina

I can get those. If you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too young for me. "

I’m enjoying my youth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is why I started my under 30s club

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Nope. You've been friendzoned. Sorry 'bout that

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Depends if you can give go back shots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope. You've been friendzoned. Sorry 'bout that"

At least we’re friends. Didn’t see that coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends if you can give go back shots

Fuck around and find out

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

My initial response would be to politely decline, but.... If you made me lose control of my faculties in some nefarious way, I have no idea what could happen. I'm going to keep a close eye on you in future!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My initial response would be to politely decline, but.... If you made me lose control of my faculties in some nefarious way, I have no idea what could happen. I'm going to keep a close eye on you in future!

You could get it

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Way too young for me

I'm not getting enough either but that's because of lack of time, logistics and being too fussy

Have you considered going to clubs? People tend to be less fussy in person.

I'm a crap swinger and couldn't think of anything less sexy than clubs (especially the ones I've been to)

I don't mind being wanton though "

Wanton is a wonderful word. More of this please.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I've got a 30 minute window in my schedule opening up - can you be here by 3.45pm? Xx

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I mean I’m not that way inclined but you’re a sound lad, so I’d bum you to help a guy out. If that’s something you’re interested in ?

The mr

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My dear Pickle. I don't believe you swing my way, but if you did, I wouldn't have sex with you. You're a lovely chap, and lots of fun in the forum. You're also not half bad looking. But you're only a few years older than my daughter! I'd feel like I was cradle snatching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

It’s a very polite no. Good luck Pickle

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I've got a 30 minute window in my schedule opening up - can you be here by 3.45pm? Xx"

Gasp! Have you no shame, woman!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"No I wouldn't, sorry. You're a year older than my eldest it's just too bloody weird.

I'm not getting enough sex either. "

Immediately puts hand up

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By *omething4theweekend2023Couple
over a year ago

newcastle

It’s would be a hard pass from us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not an invitation to message me and reject

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a 30 minute window in my schedule opening up - can you be here by 3.45pm? Xx"
11 minutes? I’ll see you there! Be ready and naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean I’m not that way inclined but you’re a sound lad, so I’d bum you to help a guy out. If that’s something you’re interested in ?

The mr

You can bum the hell out of me! Especially if you fancy cheersing with a drink after

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

What is “the sex”?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dear Pickle. I don't believe you swing my way, but if you did, I wouldn't have sex with you. You're a lovely chap, and lots of fun in the forum. You're also not half bad looking. But you're only a few years older than my daughter! I'd feel like I was cradle snatching!

Another one that thinks I’m peng.

Keep the compliments coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

It’s a very polite no. Good luck Pickle

Woody… not you!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

I'm sure you can take it deep....but still not fucking you

This is the most disappointing and surprising of all. I thought you felt what I felt?

Ooh pickle I did but alas I'm onky after your pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s would be a hard pass from us."

Pass pass pass. When is someone gonna fucking shoot their shot?!

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

No as your too young... in between my 2nd and 3rd child,would feel wrong!!

We could all do with more of "the sex" though haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is “the sex”?

Ooooo! I would offer to teach you _ittlebird but I’m drowning in offers as you can tell

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

"I could definitely do with more

Stick with me. I have a feeling we’ll make a great team

I couldn’t agree more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

I'm sure you can take it deep....but still not fucking you

This is the most disappointing and surprising of all. I thought you felt what I felt?

Ooh pickle I did but alas I'm onky after your pics "

You’ll enjoy tonight’s upload

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

it's looking like this pickle will not be pickled.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

No as your too young... in between my 2nd and 3rd child,would feel wrong!!

We could all do with more of "the sex" though haha

I couldn’t handle more sex than I’m currently having actually. I’m more than satisfied. Too much sex means not enough time to do other things I enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it's looking like this pickle will not be pickled."

It’s fine. They’re all too old for me in this thread anyway

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Seems like a bit of a pickle to me....Give us a go on your Gherkin....

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"it's looking like this pickle will not be pickled.

It’s fine. They’re all too old for me in this thread anyway

Young people these days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems like a bit of a pickle to me....Give us a go on your Gherkin...."

Tell me I’m pretty and I’ll slut out for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it's looking like this pickle will not be pickled.

It’s fine. They’re all too old for me in this thread anyway

Young people these days."

No fucking respect

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I bet you're getting more than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're too young and chocolate is not good for me

I'm over here on a diet from all things sweet ! sorry !

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Seems like a bit of a pickle to me....Give us a go on your Gherkin....

Tell me I’m pretty and I’ll slut out for you.

such a pretty pickle it is to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet you're getting more than me

I’m getting loads. But even if I wasn’t I think I might be getting more than you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seems like a bit of a pickle to me....Give us a go on your Gherkin....

Tell me I’m pretty and I’ll slut out for you.

such a pretty pickle it is to

How’d you want me big boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you're too young and chocolate is not good for me

I'm over here on a diet from all things sweet ! sorry !"

Not the chocolate comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

It’s a very polite no. Good luck Pickle

Woody… not you!

I normally get this reply when I ask

So- who would you fuck?

How are we all in a sex themed forum yet none of us are getting the sexy sex?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I bet you're getting more than me

I’m getting loads. But even if I wasn’t I think I might be getting more than you

Mmhm. I'm closing up

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

On closer inspection it looks like an aubergine.....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

It’s a very polite no. Good luck Pickle

Woody… not you!

I normally get this reply when I ask

So- who would you fuck?

How are we all in a sex themed forum yet none of us are getting the sexy sex?

Those who are heathen enough to do so... probably, very likely, don't post about who with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

It’s a very polite no. Good luck Pickle

Woody… not you!

I normally get this reply when I ask

So- who would you fuck?

How are we all in a sex themed forum yet none of us are getting the sexy sex?

But, Woody, every one of us is getting the sex.

If I was into guys I’d do you. But the pickle just doesn’t work for em

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

It’s a very polite no. Good luck Pickle

Woody… not you!

I normally get this reply when I ask

So- who would you fuck?

How are we all in a sex themed forum yet none of us are getting the sexy sex?

Those who are heathen enough to do so... probably, very likely, don't post about who with. "

Meli you clearly missed the ‘would you meet a forum user’ and the ‘have you met a forum user’ threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On closer inspection it looks like an aubergine.....

It’s the only emoji that looks like a penis

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

Sorry Mr pickle I prefer a cornichon.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

It’s a very polite no. Good luck Pickle

Woody… not you!

I normally get this reply when I ask

So- who would you fuck?

How are we all in a sex themed forum yet none of us are getting the sexy sex?

Those who are heathen enough to do so... probably, very likely, don't post about who with.

Meli you clearly missed the ‘would you meet a forum user’ and the ‘have you met a forum user’ threads

Oh I post crap on that sort of thread. Fuck that noise. By the end of the week I'll have met a few forum users. I'll still post in the next edition of that thread I'd never do such a grim thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

Sorry Mr pickle I prefer a cornichon. "

Shout out to my cornichon cousins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

It’s a very polite no. Good luck Pickle

Woody… not you!

I normally get this reply when I ask

So- who would you fuck?

How are we all in a sex themed forum yet none of us are getting the sexy sex?

Those who are heathen enough to do so... probably, very likely, don't post about who with.

Meli you clearly missed the ‘would you meet a forum user’ and the ‘have you met a forum user’ threads

Oh I post crap on that sort of thread. Fuck that noise. By the end of the week I'll have met a few forum users. I'll still post in the next edition of that thread I'd never do such a grim thing.

You’re so bad

Also Meli! I’ve been playing Brandy this afternoon

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What is “the sex”?

Ooooo! I would offer to teach you _ittlebird but I’m drowning in offers as you can tell

I can so tell. You’re soaking wet

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

It’s a very polite no. Good luck Pickle

Woody… not you!

I normally get this reply when I ask

So- who would you fuck?

How are we all in a sex themed forum yet none of us are getting the sexy sex?

Those who are heathen enough to do so... probably, very likely, don't post about who with.

Meli you clearly missed the ‘would you meet a forum user’ and the ‘have you met a forum user’ threads

Oh I post crap on that sort of thread. Fuck that noise. By the end of the week I'll have met a few forum users. I'll still post in the next edition of that thread I'd never do such a grim thing.

You’re so bad

Also Meli! I’ve been playing Brandy this afternoon

Life is fun when you're a little wicked.

Brandy! So good. Whenever I listen to Usher (Good Kisser) I think about you. I'm leaning into my racially ambiguous theatre slut era and listening to Be Italian currently. I'm not cool. You are. :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is “the sex”?

Ooooo! I would offer to teach you _ittlebird but I’m drowning in offers as you can tell

I can so tell. You’re soaking wet

"
most of these up here want the magic pickle really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

It’s a very polite no. Good luck Pickle

Woody… not you!

I normally get this reply when I ask

So- who would you fuck?

How are we all in a sex themed forum yet none of us are getting the sexy sex?

Those who are heathen enough to do so... probably, very likely, don't post about who with. "

I knew it!!!

*cries in a corner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

It’s a very polite no. Good luck Pickle

Woody… not you!

I normally get this reply when I ask

So- who would you fuck?

How are we all in a sex themed forum yet none of us are getting the sexy sex?

Those who are heathen enough to do so... probably, very likely, don't post about who with.

Meli you clearly missed the ‘would you meet a forum user’ and the ‘have you met a forum user’ threads

Oh I post crap on that sort of thread. Fuck that noise. By the end of the week I'll have met a few forum users. I'll still post in the next edition of that thread I'd never do such a grim thing.

You’re so bad

Also Meli! I’ve been playing Brandy this afternoon

Life is fun when you're a little wicked.

Brandy! So good. Whenever I listen to Usher (Good Kisser) I think about you. I'm leaning into my racially ambiguous theatre slut era and listening to Be Italian currently. I'm not cool. You are. :D"

Usher usherrrrrr! Love that for me.

Not loving your current song choice but it’s ok

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What is “the sex”?

Ooooo! I would offer to teach you _ittlebird but I’m drowning in offers as you can tell

I can so tell. You’re soaking wet

most of these up here want the magic pickle really"

Be more Prince darling. Everyone loves Prince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer - no

Too young

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is “the sex”?

Ooooo! I would offer to teach you _ittlebird but I’m drowning in offers as you can tell

I can so tell. You’re soaking wet

most of these up here want the magic pickle really

Be more Prince darling. Everyone loves Prince

Prince would get it tbf

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What is “the sex”?

Ooooo! I would offer to teach you _ittlebird but I’m drowning in offers as you can tell

I can so tell. You’re soaking wet

most of these up here want the magic pickle really

Be more Prince darling. Everyone loves Prince

Prince would get it tbf

Absofuckinglutely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is “the sex”?

Ooooo! I would offer to teach you _ittlebird but I’m drowning in offers as you can tell

I can so tell. You’re soaking wet

most of these up here want the magic pickle really

Be more Prince darling. Everyone loves Prince

Prince would get it tbf

Absofuckinglutely

Not anymore obvs but back in the days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Simple answer - no

Too young

Too young! Is that the real reason

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What is “the sex”?

Ooooo! I would offer to teach you _ittlebird but I’m drowning in offers as you can tell

I can so tell. You’re soaking wet

most of these up here want the magic pickle really

Be more Prince darling. Everyone loves Prince

Prince would get it tbf

Absofuckinglutely

Not anymore obvs but back in the days

I was just having this exact same conversation. I miss him. And no I didn’t answer your OP. You already know the answer

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Pickle? Has the sun got your libido going or is this purely for research.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pickle? Has the sun got your libido going or is this purely for research. "

The sun makes me happy and playful

This thread has been good for research though. Next time I’ll ask for more detailed profile feedback.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is “the sex”?

Ooooo! I would offer to teach you _ittlebird but I’m drowning in offers as you can tell

I can so tell. You’re soaking wet

most of these up here want the magic pickle really

Be more Prince darling. Everyone loves Prince

Prince would get it tbf

Absofuckinglutely

Not anymore obvs but back in the days

I was just having this exact same conversation. I miss him. And no I didn’t answer your OP. You already know the answer

I think I do know actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, you're too young for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is “the sex”?

Ooooo! I would offer to teach you _ittlebird but I’m drowning in offers as you can tell

I can so tell. You’re soaking wet

most of these up here want the magic pickle really

Be more Prince darling. Everyone loves Prince

That’s where I’ve gone wrong….I’ve been trying to be more Frog.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so far I’m thinking the solution is to change my age on my profile. Which is easily done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, you're too young for me.

Don’t be sorry. My youth is my favourite thing about myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is “the sex”?

Ooooo! I would offer to teach you _ittlebird but I’m drowning in offers as you can tell

I can so tell. You’re soaking wet

most of these up here want the magic pickle really

Be more Prince darling. Everyone loves Prince

That’s where I’ve gone wrong….I’ve been trying to be more Frog.

Nicely done

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because your standards are too high Pickle.

Some panties only drop as far as your self esteem

I did worry my standards were too high on here. Women send ‘hi’ in the subject and expect me to entertain that?

Honestly

You get it right? "

FAF? Free now?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

You could try becoming a woman OP. I got so much of the sex yesterday that I'm walking funny today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I wouldn't, sorry. You're a year older than my eldest it's just too bloody weird.

I'm not getting enough sex either.

Have you tried going to clubs? Or organised socials?

I think, OP, you and I are more friend vibe. You know that already I'm sure. But what would I do? Make time for you. And that can be better than a quick fumble with me.

People are always complaining on this site but you get out what you put in

Cock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because your standards are too high Pickle.

Some panties only drop as far as your self esteem

I did worry my standards were too high on here. Women send ‘hi’ in the subject and expect me to entertain that?

Honestly

You get it right?

FAF? Free now? "

I am. On my own as well

Threesome?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I wouldn't, sorry. You're a year older than my eldest it's just too bloody weird.

I'm not getting enough sex either.

Have you tried going to clubs? Or organised socials?

I think, OP, you and I are more friend vibe. You know that already I'm sure. But what would I do? Make time for you. And that can be better than a quick fumble with me.

People are always complaining on this site but you get out what you put in

Cock!"

I tried putting it in your inbox but I didn’t get a cock back?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ok so far I’m thinking the solution is to change my age on my profile. Which is easily done. "

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"No I wouldn't, sorry. You're a year older than my eldest it's just too bloody weird.

I'm not getting enough sex either.

Have you tried going to clubs? Or organised socials?

I think, OP, you and I are more friend vibe. You know that already I'm sure. But what would I do? Make time for you. And that can be better than a quick fumble with me.

People are always complaining on this site but you get out what you put in

Cock!

I tried putting it in your inbox but I didn’t get a cock back?"

There's technically some truth in the getting out what you put in, I'm living proof of that, the more replies I type on this site the more my fingers and thumbs ache

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could try becoming a woman OP. I got so much of the sex yesterday that I'm walking funny today."

So easy being a woman on this site. So many offers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok so far I’m thinking the solution is to change my age on my profile. Which is easily done.

Unless they’re being kind and they just find me ugly? But no. It’s definitely the age. So I’ll change it and do a new thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I wouldn't, sorry. You're a year older than my eldest it's just too bloody weird.

I'm not getting enough sex either.

Have you tried going to clubs? Or organised socials?

I think, OP, you and I are more friend vibe. You know that already I'm sure. But what would I do? Make time for you. And that can be better than a quick fumble with me.

People are always complaining on this site but you get out what you put in

Cock!

I tried putting it in your inbox but I didn’t get a cock back?

There's technically some truth in the getting out what you put in, I'm living proof of that, the more replies I type on this site the more my fingers and thumbs ache

Nice use of the thumb!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

.... Cos your pickle is pickled.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I mean I’m not that way inclined but you’re a sound lad, so I’d bum you to help a guy out. If that’s something you’re interested in ?

The mr

You can bum the hell out of me! Especially if you fancy cheersing with a drink after

We’ll seen as we’re bumming only right if I bring the Prosecco.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I wouldn't, sorry. You're a year older than my eldest it's just too bloody weird.

I'm not getting enough sex either.

Have you tried going to clubs? Or organised socials?

I think, OP, you and I are more friend vibe. You know that already I'm sure. But what would I do? Make time for you. And that can be better than a quick fumble with me.

People are always complaining on this site but you get out what you put in

Cock!

I tried putting it in your inbox but I didn’t get a cock back?"

I replied but you ignored it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... Cos your pickle is pickled.

Everyone loves pickles until it’s time to have the sex with one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean I’m not that way inclined but you’re a sound lad, so I’d bum you to help a guy out. If that’s something you’re interested in ?

The mr

You can bum the hell out of me! Especially if you fancy cheersing with a drink after

We’ll seen as we’re bumming only right if I bring the Prosecco.

The mr "

HOT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I wouldn't, sorry. You're a year older than my eldest it's just too bloody weird.

I'm not getting enough sex either.

Have you tried going to clubs? Or organised socials?

I think, OP, you and I are more friend vibe. You know that already I'm sure. But what would I do? Make time for you. And that can be better than a quick fumble with me.

People are always complaining on this site but you get out what you put in

Cock!

I tried putting it in your inbox but I didn’t get a cock back?

I replied but you ignored it.

Sounds like me tbf

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Would you fuck me? Be honest - I can take it

I'm sure you can take it deep....but still not fucking you

This is the most disappointing and surprising of all. I thought you felt what I felt?

Ooh pickle I did but alas I'm onky after your pics

You’ll enjoy tonight’s upload

Pickle how could you coukd u even improve

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because your standards are too high Pickle.

Some panties only drop as far as your self esteem

I did worry my standards were too high on here. Women send ‘hi’ in the subject and expect me to entertain that?

Honestly

You get it right?

FAF? Free now?

I am. On my own as well

Threesome?"

We weren't free now. Or free then.

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By *razelMan
over a year ago

South East

OP it's not looking good from the girls. Think one of the lads might need to take one for the team

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because your standards are too high Pickle.

Some panties only drop as far as your self esteem

I did worry my standards were too high on here. Women send ‘hi’ in the subject and expect me to entertain that?

Honestly

You get it right?

FAF? Free now?

I am. On my own as well

Threesome?

We weren't free now. Or free then.

We're free now for as long as it takes two 20yos to go to the shop and back.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Is it the knob cheese?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

".... Cos your pickle is pickled.

Everyone loves pickles until it’s time to have the sex with one.

Did someone say yeast infection?

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By *arney XXXMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"No I wouldn't, sorry. You're a year older than my eldest it's just too bloody weird.

I'm not getting enough sex either. "

How are you not getting any sex, you are so fit!!!

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
over a year ago

Mid-Sussex

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

How much is enough? At what point do we have to ask for more? Asking for a friend.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Not for me....but the ladies love ya!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

No I wouldn't Pickle, sorry to ruin your day.

I'm also not getting enough sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, you're too young for me.

Don’t be sorry. My youth is my favourite thing about myself

Also to straight for me sorry

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Probably not, ultimately, distance plus age difference x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I would despite not liking penis because you're a good guy and I know afterwards we would have all the laughs. Once the semen has stopped burning our eyes.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Would I fuck you.. hell yeah, let me get my strap-on.

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By *ultryHanaslamCouple
over a year ago

clayhall

Will go on cam for you x ps with my Neihhbour

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

".... Cos your pickle is pickled.

Everyone loves pickles until it’s time to have the sex with one.

Did someone say yeast infection?"

I thought you were going to say "Did some say just eat".

I'm not letting any one eat my pickle, sucking is fine though

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

".... Cos your pickle is pickled.

Everyone loves pickles until it’s time to have the sex with one.

Did someone say yeast infection?

I thought you were going to say "Did some say just eat".

I'm not letting any one eat my pickle, sucking is fine though

Did somebody say just eat pussy?

Maybe not wise if there's a yeast infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No OP, I wouldn't, because I'm not that way inclined.

I would love to play with your first responder though

She’s looking for more sex as it happens

I'd be happy to give her lots and lots of it

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id fuck you.

I can handle the smell if you can handle the pain!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Id fuck you.

I can handle the smell if you can handle the pain!

Unsubtle brag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it the knob cheese?"
i don’t think so because nobody knew about it until you mentioned it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP it's not looking good from the girls. Think one of the lads might need to take one for the team "

I’m really getting embarrassed. I was only trying to have a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not for me....but the ladies love ya!

Unfortunately not in that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah. "

The LIES.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would I fuck you.. hell yeah, let me get my strap-on.

I’ll wear my harness too.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Free again

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"OP it's not looking good from the girls. Think one of the lads might need to take one for the team

I’m really getting embarrassed. I was only trying to have a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To conclude, nobody would fuck me.

*Thanos ’fine, I’ll do it myself’ gif*

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