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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have answered your own question

they say it because to some it's a plus point and they think that the fanny will flood in

and even better you can pick up a little holiday snaps camera for the price of a couple of club visits

apparently having a digital camera these days qualifies you as a photographer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm@fanny flood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

apparently having a digital camera these days qualifies you as a photographer "

Only if its one of those ones with a lens that comes off. Only good photographers have those I've heard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

apparently having a digital camera these days qualifies you as a photographer

Only if its one of those ones with a lens that comes off. Only good photographers have those I've heard."

ive heard that too lol...

camera £1000

lenses £1000

pics £shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs "

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs "

It makes us laugh indeed.

But just remember on this site and many others on the net some people suddenly become experts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a photographer.. i take photos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!! "

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im a photographer.. i take photos "

But not semi or pro

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

It makes us laugh indeed.

But just remember on this site and many others on the net some people suddenly become experts"

yer pics suck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer..."

Keep telling you matey that's Nikon for you, shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im a photographer.. i take photos "

uve got BIG tits too...maybe even expert big tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

It makes us laugh indeed.

But just remember on this site and many others on the net some people suddenly become experts

yer pics suck!"

You mean you wanna a suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer...

Keep telling you matey that's Nikon for you, shit "

Oi!!!!! It looked easy to use ok!!!

*and it was cheap!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im a photographer.. i take photos

But not semi or pro "

hell no.. though i do look at certain pictures ive taken of my daughter especially and seriously doubt a pro could have done better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer...

Keep telling you matey that's Nikon for you, shit

Oi!!!!! It looked easy to use ok!!!

*and it was cheap!! "

Cheap doesn't equate to quality

And remember guys a workman should never blame their tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like nikon point n click cameras. my grandma has a d200 and only uses it for macro flower photography..

padster ive seen your nature/architecture photos and those are truly gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hehehe ' the above..

I suppose one of the points I'm making is:

a couple lets say come on asking for a photoshoot

10 guys come on and say they have all the equipment etc...

you look at their profile...and theres no pics,pics are shit(not even taken by the brill camera they have)

pretty pointless... not saying they arent great photographers...but they aint appearing to win over people are they??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i like nikon point n click cameras. my grandma has a d200 and only uses it for macro flower photography..

padster ive seen your nature/architecture photos and those are truly gorgeous "

ur truly gorgeous btw...ooops...i mean i wanna spunk on ur face n tits x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer...

Keep telling you matey that's Nikon for you, shit

Oi!!!!! It looked easy to use ok!!!

*and it was cheap!!

Cheap doesn't equate to quality

And remember guys a workman should never blame their tools "

Cheap suits me fine, my tool is in working order (not perfect but who is!) and the fact I keep fucking up photos is totally deliberate - just means I have to ho back and take more!!!!

Just cos you're arse looks better than mine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer...

Keep telling you matey that's Nikon for you, shit

Oi!!!!! It looked easy to use ok!!!

*and it was cheap!!

Cheap doesn't equate to quality

And remember guys a workman should never blame their tools "

I use Nikon and prefer it to canon, personal preference I guess, doesn't make one brand better than the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer...

Keep telling you matey that's Nikon for you, shit

Oi!!!!! It looked easy to use ok!!!

*and it was cheap!!

Cheap doesn't equate to quality

And remember guys a workman should never blame their tools

I use Nikon and prefer it to canon, personal preference I guess, doesn't make one brand better than the other"

No it certainly doesn't it is a running joke which Paddy and Obi take as is, a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer...

Keep telling you matey that's Nikon for you, shit

Oi!!!!! It looked easy to use ok!!!

*and it was cheap!!

Cheap doesn't equate to quality

And remember guys a workman should never blame their tools

I use Nikon and prefer it to canon, personal preference I guess, doesn't make one brand better than the other

No it certainly doesn't it is a running joke which Paddy and Obi take as is, a joke "

i think my camera has a fantastic zoom...weird..i havent actually measured it against my cock

yet

and its 30x zoom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer...

Keep telling you matey that's Nikon for you, shit

Oi!!!!! It looked easy to use ok!!!

*and it was cheap!!

Cheap doesn't equate to quality

And remember guys a workman should never blame their tools

I use Nikon and prefer it to canon, personal preference I guess, doesn't make one brand better than the other

No it certainly doesn't it is a running joke which Paddy and Obi take as is, a joke

i think my camera has a fantastic zoom...weird..i havent actually measured it against my cock

yet

and its 30x zoom"

We'll help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer...

Keep telling you matey that's Nikon for you, shit

Oi!!!!! It looked easy to use ok!!!

*and it was cheap!!

Cheap doesn't equate to quality

And remember guys a workman should never blame their tools

I use Nikon and prefer it to canon, personal preference I guess, doesn't make one brand better than the other

No it certainly doesn't it is a running joke which Paddy and Obi take as is, a joke

i think my camera has a fantastic zoom...weird..i havent actually measured it against my cock

yet

and its 30x zoom"

I was tempted to buy a huge zoom lens for mine the other day!

Then I saw how much they were and worked out its much cheaper and more fun to just move the camera much closer to the subject matter!!

Did take me ages to get the lens clean afterwards though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer...

Keep telling you matey that's Nikon for you, shit

Oi!!!!! It looked easy to use ok!!!

*and it was cheap!!

Cheap doesn't equate to quality

And remember guys a workman should never blame their tools

I use Nikon and prefer it to canon, personal preference I guess, doesn't make one brand better than the other

No it certainly doesn't it is a running joke which Paddy and Obi take as is, a joke

i think my camera has a fantastic zoom...weird..i havent actually measured it against my cock

yet

and its 30x zoom

We'll help you "

'we'...i told u am not gay or bi...i just pose for pics at times!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer...

Keep telling you matey that's Nikon for you, shit

Oi!!!!! It looked easy to use ok!!!

*and it was cheap!!

Cheap doesn't equate to quality

And remember guys a workman should never blame their tools

I use Nikon and prefer it to canon, personal preference I guess, doesn't make one brand better than the other

No it certainly doesn't it is a running joke which Paddy and Obi take as is, a joke

i think my camera has a fantastic zoom...weird..i havent actually measured it against my cock

yet

and its 30x zoom

I was tempted to buy a huge zoom lens for mine the other day!

Then I saw how much they were and worked out its much cheaper and more fun to just move the camera much closer to the subject matter!!

Did take me ages to get the lens clean afterwards though! "

macro spunk shot woohoooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer...

Keep telling you matey that's Nikon for you, shit

Oi!!!!! It looked easy to use ok!!!

*and it was cheap!!

Cheap doesn't equate to quality

And remember guys a workman should never blame their tools

I use Nikon and prefer it to canon, personal preference I guess, doesn't make one brand better than the other

No it certainly doesn't it is a running joke which Paddy and Obi take as is, a joke

i think my camera has a fantastic zoom...weird..i havent actually measured it against my cock

yet

and its 30x zoom

We'll help you

'we'...i told u am not gay or bi...i just pose for pics at times! "

Hate to shatter your illusions but neither is M, so he'd only be interested in your lens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a photographer blahh blahhh blahh

and really have fuck all pictures to show??

*I think I'm entry level(not having the proper equipment)

but if its something u boast about to lure people onto ur profile...have some decent snaps to show ffs

Ha! Love it!!!

I kinda feel the same - I've never even read the instructions on mine and probably never will!

But it is funny how those that state it on their profiles seem to prefer using their mobiles for their profile pics!!

yup I must UNboast ...check my pics out...all snapped by my webcam..cos i cant even use my highly sophisticated cameras self timer...

Keep telling you matey that's Nikon for you, shit

Oi!!!!! It looked easy to use ok!!!

*and it was cheap!!

Cheap doesn't equate to quality

And remember guys a workman should never blame their tools

I use Nikon and prefer it to canon, personal preference I guess, doesn't make one brand better than the other

No it certainly doesn't it is a running joke which Paddy and Obi take as is, a joke

i think my camera has a fantastic zoom...weird..i havent actually measured it against my cock

yet

and its 30x zoom

I was tempted to buy a huge zoom lens for mine the other day!

Then I saw how much they were and worked out its much cheaper and more fun to just move the camera much closer to the subject matter!!

Did take me ages to get the lens clean afterwards though! "

You should try a wide angled one then

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