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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Do you know the story of the Fucking legend Vlad Dracul

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I know about the impaling but not the fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"I know about the impaling but not the fucking"

What do you know about him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have the book, and visited Bran castle last year.

My ex and mother of my daughter is taking her to visit it in a couple of weeks.

She’s 4 and loves castles… (also thinks it’s hotel Transylvania)

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I know about the impaling but not the fucking

What do you know about him "

He impaled enemies and left them pinned to the ground to die

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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Yes I have the book, and visited Bran castle last year.

My ex and mother of my daughter is taking her to visit it in a couple of weeks.

She’s 4 and loves castles… (also thinks it’s hotel Transylvania)

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I visited the castle in 2020 with my misses at the time .. always wanted to see it.. the man was a legend for ending the era of the Romanian boys being taken by the Turks each year for their army.. since that day they never returned to Romania they feared what they experienced

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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"I know about the impaling but not the fucking

What do you know about him

He impaled enemies and left them pinned to the ground to die"

Yeah that's one percent of his given name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great place and full of history,

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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Great place and full of history, "

The man was a legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know the impaling was on a rounded post, they sat them on it and they slowly slid down it under their own weight?

Like really, really, really , really slowly dying from a big log up the poop chute?

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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"You know the impaling was on a rounded post, they sat them on it and they slowly slid down it under their own weight?

Like really, really, really , really slowly dying from a big log up the poop chute? "

Yeah

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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"You know the impaling was on a rounded post, they sat them on it and they slowly slid down it under their own weight?

Like really, really, really , really slowly dying from a big log up the poop chute? "

What's your point?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Yeah that's one percent of his given name "

What is his full given name ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know the impaling was on a rounded post, they sat them on it and they slowly slid down it under their own weight?

Like really, really, really , really slowly dying from a big log up the poop chute?

What's your point? "

Well there wasn't one ..... Literally

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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"

Yeah that's one percent of his given name

What is his full given name ?"

He was renowned for his blood thirsty unmatched art of battle in war as he fought for the Turks as a young man .. Vlad the impaler is a small part of his victory it was a warning for the rest of the turks.. he did all this for his wife and son

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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

I've spent a lot of time in Romania and the first time I went there I was shocked by the genuine fear and acknowledgment of a dark presence or history of their land .. they don't joke about Vlad or his stories.. when babies are born they cannot leave the hospital without a red band with a prayer on their wrist until they are christened.. behind every folklore there is an element of truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met Vlad the Impala when I went to Kenya once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met Vlad the Impala when I went to Kenya once."

How did he taste? Did you meet him at carnivorous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met Vlad the Impala when I went to Kenya once.

How did he taste? Did you meet him at carnivorous?"

I didn't eat him. He seemed quite sweet.

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By *ames-77 OP   Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"I met Vlad the Impala when I went to Kenya once.

How did he taste? Did you meet him at carnivorous?

I didn't eat him. He seemed quite sweet."

Great story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met Vlad the Impala when I went to Kenya once.

How did he taste? Did you meet him at carnivorous?

I didn't eat him. He seemed quite sweet.

Great story "

Oh it didn't end there.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I met Vlad the Impala when I went to Kenya once."

I bet he had impressively long horns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met Vlad the Impala when I went to Kenya once.

I bet he had impressively long horns"

He did. They looked most dangerous.

Like skewer type things. Like he could perforate you with them.

Sorry - I can't quite seem to describe it in one word.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I met Vlad the Impala when I went to Kenya once.

I bet he had impressively long horns

He did. They looked most dangerous.

Like skewer type things. Like he could perforate you with them.

Sorry - I can't quite seem to describe it in one word."

You're such a cock.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I liked him in Hellsing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met Vlad the Impala when I went to Kenya once.

I bet he had impressively long horns

He did. They looked most dangerous.

Like skewer type things. Like he could perforate you with them.

Sorry - I can't quite seem to describe it in one word.

You're such a cock. "

This is good

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Like skewer type things. Like he could perforate you with them.

Sorry - I can't quite seem to describe it in one word."

Kebab ?

Spitroast ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Like skewer type things. Like he could perforate you with them.

Sorry - I can't quite seem to describe it in one word.

Kebab ?

Spitroast ?"

Sounds like a great night out. I'm in

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I met him in a pub once and asked him about the name thing, he said it really got him down, he loved baking, but was he called Vlad the baker? No! He loves taking long walk in the country but was he called Vlad the hiker? No! He was an accomplished guitarist but was he called Vlad the musician? No! But just because you impale a couple of hundred people…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met him in a pub once and asked him about the name thing, he said it really got him down, he loved baking, but was he called Vlad the baker? No! He loves taking long walk in the country but was he called Vlad the hiker? No! He was an accomplished guitarist but was he called Vlad the musician? No! But just because you impale a couple of hundred people….."

Did he have a nice healthy glow or does he tend to stay out of the sun?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" But just because you impale a couple of hundred people….."

NBCnews estimates 80,000

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


" But just because you impale a couple of hundred people…..

NBCnews estimates 80,000

"

And he did them all himself? Gosh he was busy! I’m guessing it must take a good 15 minutes to do one properly, so only 4 an hour, working a 9 hour day, that’s 36 a day with no lunch break, 180 a week, allowing for 4 weeks holiday a year (I wonder where he liked to go to relax), so 8,640 a year. That’s a solid 9 years work then!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" That’s a solid 9 years work then! "

He died age 55 so probably did the impaling at a more leisurely pace over 30 years. Gave him some spare time to whittle his logs.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Ok, makes sense. I wondered if he was a young prodigy and took early retirement and moved into more of a consulting role

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

His consulting work was office based so he didn't get out in the sun as much. He called himself Vlad I'm paler

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"His consulting work was office based so he didn't get out in the sun as much. He called himself Vlad I'm paler"

Ah ok, changed direction but wanted to keep the name. Makes sense.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Yes I'm a HUGE vampire fan.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Worst pornstar name ever.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Yes I have the book, and visited Bran castle last year.

My ex and mother of my daughter is taking her to visit it in a couple of weeks.

She’s 4 and loves castles… (also thinks it’s hotel Transylvania)

I visited the castle in 2020 with my misses at the time .. always wanted to see it.. the man was a legend for ending the era of the Romanian boys being taken by the Turks each year for their army.. since that day they never returned to Romania they feared what they experienced "

they believe he is buried in a tomb in naples apparently x

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Do you know the story of the Fucking legend Vlad Dracul "

I’ve read the thread and taken what I already know, and - how is he a fucking legend?

At best he sounds horrific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always get him confused with the vape king, Vlad the Inhaler.

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By *nigmaschild300Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

Nice fucking Castle though . I've some great drone footage

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

So the "fucking legend" has a "fucking nice castle". Was he famous for fornicating ?

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"

Yeah that's one percent of his given name

What is his full given name ?

He was renowned for his blood thirsty unmatched art of battle in war as he fought for the Turks as a young man .. Vlad the impaler is a small part of his victory it was a warning for the rest of the turks.. he did all this for his wife and son "

The ottomans very good as warriors and empire building. They were reasonable until they weren't. The janissaries for them, was a great idea.

If you were going stop them then I suppose you needed to make the cost too high.

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By *asper1987Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I've spent a lot of time in Romania and the first time I went there I was shocked by the genuine fear and acknowledgment of a dark presence or history of their land .. they don't joke about Vlad or his stories.. when babies are born they cannot leave the hospital without a red band with a prayer on their wrist until they are christened.. behind every folklore there is an element of truth "

I’m a Romanian and the baby shite is none sense. Tradition is part of people’s heritage however the red band is not something a legal authority would impose. Maybe in the more rural areas the tradition about the dark creatures is strong. Also Vlad was called Dracul because he was as bad as Dracul (devil in translation) interesting facts you know, however the red ribbon is everyone’s choice, and not practiced very often.

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By *asper1987Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Yes I'm a HUGE vampire fan."

I’m a modern vampire, instead of blood, i love to suck dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only what the history books tell me.

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/noLKTNmmy10

Epic rap battle

One for the geeks.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I met his brother vlad the cockle man , he’s got a cockle stall on Whitby harbour

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"You know the impaling was on a rounded post, they sat them on it and they slowly slid down it under their own weight?

Like really, really, really , really slowly dying from a big log up the poop chute? "

I’ve done that !

Generally puts a smile on my face… actually don’t know what all the fuss is about !

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