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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Make it known to someone you're about to initiate sexy time. What's YOUR go to move/technique/strategy that you want it or are gonna give it?

Tell me you horny misfits!

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Rub noses

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Helicopter

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Get out the flashing neon arrows and point them at the bits whilst doing a shimmy towards them

Tinder

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By *929Man
over a year ago

northumberland

I stop staring through the window and go round and try the front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you need help just ask. You don't need to question it like you're just curious what we all do when we know you'll be writing everything down and weighing it all up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grab them by the penis and drag them to my bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I generally assert that physical intimacy is about to commence, to prepare yourselves for intense eroticism and that I don't know where the world's saddest towel is, so we can use my t-shirt.

The dirty t-shirt I've worn that day obviously.

I'm not an animal, cost of living an that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grab them by the penis and drag them to my bedroom"

Please be careful with my husband

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I stop staring through the window and go round and try the front door"

My fave response yet. You win.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I grab them by the penis and drag them to my bedroom"

Now this one's my favourite

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I lift my leg up and fart provocatively before her.

Sex inevitably follows

….well, ok, I console myself with a wank then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cough twice, rub my nose, stroke my eyebrow, look up through my lashes and brush my hair behind my ear.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I run my hand along their collarbone, trace my nails up their neck towards their ear, lean in close, but stop a fraction of a millimeter short of letting our lips touch and hold that almost but not quite kiss for a moment, then I say the magic words.

Please may I ch0ke on your cock now?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If you need help just ask. You don't need to question it like you're just curious what we all do when we know you'll be writing everything down and weighing it all up.

I don't need to write it down it's being written down for me STUPID

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grab them by the penis and drag them to my bedroom

Please be careful with my husband

Gently of course I’m not an animal, he will be safe….ish

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I grab them by the penis and drag them to my bedroom"

Drag them by the penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get closer, give them the look and go in for the kiss.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Just say FAF. Usually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you need help just ask. You don't need to question it like you're just curious what we all do when we know you'll be writing everything down and weighing it all up.

I don't need to write it down it's being written down for me STUPID"

I saw your pink fluffy notebook with a lock when I was dispensing the waterproof bedsheets last week.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You get closer, give them the look and go in for the kiss."

It's bizarre when you write something so...normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I place my thigh between his legs and press myself up against his hard cock gently but firmly, while kissing him.

Always works.

Otherwise I'd get my tits out.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I run my hand along their collarbone, trace my nails up their neck towards their ear, lean in close, but stop a fraction of a millimeter short of letting our lips touch and hold that almost but not quite kiss for a moment, then I say the magic words.

Please may I ch0ke on your cock now?

Ah, Austen always puts it so well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got no idea.

Is this where I'm going wrong?

I'd like to think it's some sort of come to bed look but I'm probably just crossing my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I place my thigh between his legs and press myself up against his hard cock gently but firmly, while kissing him.

Always works.

Otherwise I'd get my tits out."

Works on women too!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If you need help just ask. You don't need to question it like you're just curious what we all do when we know you'll be writing everything down and weighing it all up.

I don't need to write it down it's being written down for me STUPID

I saw your pink fluffy notebook with a lock when I was dispensing the waterproof bedsheets last week.

Don't break into my house again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smile

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I don't say anything. A look, then a smile or tap of the finger, depending on the mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I grab them by the penis and drag them to my bedroom

Drag them by the penis?"

Yeah, works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands through the hair when your kissing is something I’ve done a few times. When I’ve done it it had instantly led to increase in intensity and then boom. The sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve also been known to ask my gf ‘do you fancy doing the sex?’

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Hands through the hair when your kissing is something I’ve done a few times. When I’ve done it it had instantly led to increase in intensity and then boom. The sex. "

What if they dont have any

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"I grab them by the penis and drag them to my bedroom"

Yes this works

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I put my business socks on.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I've got no idea.

Is this where I'm going wrong?

I'd like to think it's some sort of come to bed look but I'm probably just crossing my eyes "

As long they get the message.

Maybe get business cards printed up, "bed, now'!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I put my business socks on."

Surely always First Class for you, Meli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands through the hair when your kissing is something I’ve done a few times. When I’ve done it it had instantly led to increase in intensity and then boom. The sex.

What if they dont have any

I’ve never been with anyone with no hair unfortunately but I guess in that case I’d do something different I imagine. Maybe I’ll just do a remix on their head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they open the door and find me on the bed waiting.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I put my business socks on."

Clumsily while maintaining eye contact I hope

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

I take my Willie off my shelf and show them it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I just told him I want him to take Mr ti bed.

DO WE HAVING one more ftink then wr going back 5o his yo have sex

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I just told him I want him to take Mr ti bed.

DO WE HAVING one more ftink then wr going back 5o his yo have sex

Someone's had a shandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I send an Outlook calendar invite with a short agenda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just told him I want him to take Mr ti bed.

DO WE HAVING one more ftink then wr going back 5o his yo have sex

Getting some tonight ^

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Please may I ch0ke on your cock now?

Ah, Austen always puts it so well."

Shh. Don't be handing out my pen name to these reprobates

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Failing that.... oi you, bed now

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them the look lol

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I take my Willie off my shelf and show them it. "

I'd probably not get the hint on that one.

I seem to completely fail to see it coming lately.

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I take her a glass of water and a couple of Paracetemol... She asks "what are they for?"... I say "For your headache"..... She says, "I haven't got a headache..."

Bingo!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I ask them politely if they would be interested in having some sex.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I open my legs - point at my pubes and say in a breathy voice “this field ain’t going to plough itself - saddle up fella, saddle up” then I whinny and shout out “yee hawww”.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Rooster hand has been a thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seduce with my eyes. I give "fuck me" look and he gets it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seduce with my eyes. I give "fuck me" look and he gets it."

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Whistle and then use my head to nod towards the bedroom.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I seduce with my eyes. I give "fuck me" look and he gets it."

I would just ask if you're feeling okay and get you a glass of water or something

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Reach out and hold their hand… then lead them to the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get closer, give them the look and go in for the kiss.

It's bizarre when you write something so...normal?

I have my moments but anyway I like turtles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get closer, give them the look and go in for the kiss.

It's bizarre when you write something so...normal?

I have my moments but anyway I like turtles."

Tortoise’s

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I get it out the drawer and switch it on!

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"I open my legs - point at my pubes and say in a breathy voice “this field ain’t going to plough itself - saddle up fella, saddle up” then I whinny and shout out “yee hawww”."

I genuinely hope this is true.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I open my legs - point at my pubes and say in a breathy voice “this field ain’t going to plough itself - saddle up fella, saddle up” then I whinny and shout out “yee hawww”."

Caution: this suggestion may result in a raw hide.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Please may I ch0ke on your cock now?

Ah, Austen always puts it so well.

Shh. Don't be handing out my pen name to these reprobates

I'm sorry. Literary groupies are the pits, I know.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Eye contact, proximity.

Neck kiss from behind can be a we are leaving unless you want to fuck here signal.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

For meets I usually ask if it’s time to get naked. Seems to work ok so far.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Eye contact, proximity.

Neck kiss from behind can be a we are leaving unless you want to fuck here signal.

The Italians have a wonderfully subtle erotic gesture for just that purpose. A fingernail gently run down the palm of your lover's hand. Can be done in public, unnoticed except by your paramour, but always understood to mean 'Take me to bed or lose me forever.'

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Failing that.... oi you, bed now

Tinder "

They are not a dog Tinder Jesus christttt

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You get closer, give them the look and go in for the kiss.

It's bizarre when you write something so...normal?

I have my moments but anyway I like turtles."

(Cries)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my business socks on."

But remember, its a Wednesday too which is recycling night, which is also very important.

Business hours are over, baaaaaaby. And I am quite sleepy.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Eye contact, proximity.

Neck kiss from behind can be a we are leaving unless you want to fuck here signal.

Italians do have penchant for the subtle and fingernails do have a way of making a point in the right hands.

Also a habit of turning up at the door, with a Tiramisu, when your girlfriend is out, because they though you might get hungry. That was so considerate.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Make it known to someone you're about to initiate sexy time. What's YOUR go to move/technique/strategy that you want it or are gonna give it?

Tell me you horny misfits!"

We send a handwritten invitation, written with a quill and hand delivered by our butler

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Make it known to someone you're about to initiate sexy time. What's YOUR go to move/technique/strategy that you want it or are gonna give it?

Tell me you horny misfits!

We send a handwritten invitation, written with a quill and hand delivered by our butler

Your butler seems to have gone AWOL.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Failing that.... oi you, bed now

Tinder

They are not a dog Tinder Jesus christttt"

I know, but they sure are panting once I'm done

Tinder

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I put my business socks on.

Surely always First Class for you, Meli."

Oh you.

I've been inspired by one of my favourite songs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my business socks on.

Surely always First Class for you, Meli.

Oh you.

I've been inspired by one of my favourite songs."

I know what you're trying to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for them to make the first move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I have a look in my eyes (that my husband even noticed today through my sunglasses) and I do something with my lips that I wasn't even aware I do.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I put my business socks on.

Surely always First Class for you, Meli.

Oh you.

I've been inspired by one of my favourite songs.

I know what you're trying to say."

Oh of course you would. This has made me far too happy Esty.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I put my business socks on.

Surely always First Class for you, Meli.

Oh you.

I've been inspired by one of my favourite songs.

I know what you're trying to say."

Is it 'I shot a man in Reno

Just to watch him die'?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Tell them to get upstairs to the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them to get upstairs to the bedroom "

Yes mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my business socks on.

Surely always First Class for you, Meli.

Oh you.

I've been inspired by one of my favourite songs.

I know what you're trying to say.

Is it 'I shot a man in Reno

Just to watch him die'?"

This is a Cashless thread.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I generally just wake up and say fuck, I was only dreaming

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I put my business socks on.

Surely always First Class for you, Meli.

Oh you.

I've been inspired by one of my favourite songs.

I know what you're trying to say.

Is it 'I shot a man in Reno

Just to watch him die'?

This is a Cashless thread."

I knew I was walking a line.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I generally just wake up and say fuck, I was only dreaming "

Maybe if you left out the "I was only dreaming" and just shout "fuck", someone's will reply "yes please"?!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Failing that.... oi you, bed now

Tinder

They are not a dog Tinder Jesus christttt

I know, but they sure are panting once I'm done

Tinder "

Oh dayumnnn

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Some soft jazz and a bottle of red usually seals the deal.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I occasionally say to Mr "Can I have a go on you?"

Mrs TMN x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I occasionally say to Mr "Can I have a go on you?"

Mrs TMN x"

Can I borrow this line please Mrs TMN?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I occasionally say to Mr "Can I have a go on you?"

Mrs TMN x

Can I borrow this line please Mrs TMN?

Have at it!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"I grab them by the penis and drag them to my bedroom"

Not sticking it through your letter box then….

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

A kiss n a growl tends to do the trick

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I strip naked. Sometimes surprises the other people in the pub though

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I don't like initiating. It's just not me and I feel uncomfortable when I try (Mr). Mrs and I have a kind of eyebrow wiggle signal thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make it known to someone you're about to initiate sexy time. What's YOUR go to move/technique/strategy that you want it or are gonna give it?

Tell me you horny misfits!"

Eye contact you can tell a lot from a persons eyes. Smile and facial expression. When a hug becomes tighter and you can feel everything then the hand starts to wander. Massage and slow sensual touches from thighs arms shoulders neck. When a woman rolls her eyes or plays her hair. The list goes on

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