FabSwingers.com forum: The Sandwich Matchmaking Thread

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oi oi; Cupid here once again

You want to join in so as to engage in licentious and carnal relations with another forum user? Well strike a light and eeeee by gum! - you’ve come to the right place.

The rules: Simply list the ingredients you’d put in a sandwich in order to woo a potential sexual partner.

Remember, just as many species in the animal kingdom have worked out, you need to impress them.

Now simply sit back and gawk at everyone else answers.

See a sandwich that you’d like?

Great! Type: ‘Show me the sandwich!’ in reply to them here.

Voila! A surefire sexual relationship is created!

This surely can not fail, right? Science for the win!

Off you go my fine folks

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Love it OP…

Close to sell by date bloomer from the coop.. ham, mayonnaise, some grated cheese and whatever flavour crisps float your boat.. (I prefer space raiders for this type of tasty treat.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and pickle. Obviously.

Did I do it right?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

A croque monsieur made brasserie style with a béchamel sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger loaf thicky cut.

Chicken breast, chorizo, melted cheese, pea shoots.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I like steak in hot crusty frenchbread bestest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just crisps.. I like em dry and smooth like butter.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m going to attract a veggie- - halloumi cheese, roast veggies and sriracha sauce.

Anyone?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Cheese and onion crisps with salad cream

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Cheese and pickle. Obviously.

Did I do it right?"

Yes indeedy

Can’t beat a cheese a pickle sarny

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By *_Mia_XTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

A nice baguette, salted butter thick ham, edam cheese, Italian salami, lettuce, cucumber. Thank me later dream sandwich right there

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By *_Mia_XTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"I’m going to attract a veggie- - halloumi cheese, roast veggies and sriracha sauce.

Anyone?"

Ooo yes! Love the sound of it may have to try it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to attract a veggie- - halloumi cheese, roast veggies and sriracha sauce.

Anyone?"

Can I put you in reserve?

Just in case a chip butty comes along!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Either ...

Sausage Egg & Ketchup ( don't dare call it red sauce)

Or a FishFinger Sarnie

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By *_Mia_XTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Either ...

Sausage Egg & Ketchup ( don't dare call it red sauce)

Or a FishFinger Sarnie

Love a bit of red sauce me

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I ordered a sausage bap this morning but added myself egg and dijonaisse

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Epoisse on a fresh baguette with a glass of Malbec7

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Just crisps.. I like em dry and smooth like butter."

**Show me the sandwich**

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

In this weather I will go for a greek salad sandwich with plenty of feta and and a drizzling of tzatziki sauce which I actually made last week tp finish of some stuff I had in the fridge. It was yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be a club sandwich for me three toasted slices of bread spread with mayo, fresh warm chicken and lettuce and crispy bacon and tomato on the other layer

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I do like a well fired buttered roll with bacon crisps however if I'm making a sandwich for work my go to is low gi cob from Lidl, tuna (washed) mayo, chillies, lettuce, tomatoes, red onion and sweet pickle

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Sourdough hoagie sub roll piled high with Turkey, pastrami, Swiss cheese, gherkins, mayo and mustard

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Chicken, bacon and garlic mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mature cheese and piccalilli,

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

I’m more a cheese on toast kinda guy.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Lorraine McIntosh & Lorraine Kelly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkey, stuffing and Mayo with a pinch of salt

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Tiger bread bloomer from coop

The basic egg and bacon brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m more a cheese on toast kinda guy."

Try Jamie Oliver's twist. Cheese on the inside and crispy cheesy layer on the outside. Cheesy overload.

Tones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local bakery makes an amazing chicken club baguette

multiseed.. some rocket thrown in and just the perfect ratio of bacon to chicken Mayo, no sogginess and thin slices of edam. So good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My local bakery makes an amazing chicken club baguette

multiseed.. some rocket thrown in and just the perfect ratio of bacon to chicken Mayo, no sogginess and thin slices of edam. So good.

Rocket?

Get the to a nunnery

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Lightly toasted, cheap, white, medium sliced bread. Nutella. Banana slices. A smudge of Biscoff spread

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

Croque monsieur made with thick cut ham, home bad béchamel sauce and using tiger bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My local bakery makes an amazing chicken club baguette

multiseed.. some rocket thrown in and just the perfect ratio of bacon to chicken Mayo, no sogginess and thin slices of edam. So good.

Rocket?

Get the to a nunnery"

Hehe but I love the contrast of textures and flavours. I can pick all of yours if needed ? I'm good like that.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Either ...

Sausage Egg & Ketchup ( don't dare call it red sauce)

Or a FishFinger Sarnie

Love a bit of red sauce me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just crisps.. I like em dry and smooth like butter.

**Show me the sandwich**"

Do we shag after the sandwich or before? I don't get the game.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Just crisps.. I like em dry and smooth like butter.

**Show me the sandwich**

Do we shag after the sandwich or before? I don't get the game."

I wholeheartedly recommend both. And indeed, whilst actually eating the sandwich for a extra touch of kinkiness in fact

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Lightly toasted, cheap, white, medium sliced bread. Nutella. Banana slices. A smudge of Biscoff spread

Damn! Show me the sandwich

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Croque monsieur made with thick cut ham, home bad béchamel sauce and using tiger bread.

We are basically sandwich twins and yet our profiles suggest incompatibility. OP! Refund please

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"A croque monsieur made brasserie style with a béchamel sauce.

Show me the sandwich

Tinder

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Croque monsieur made with thick cut ham, home bad béchamel sauce and using tiger bread.

Double bubble show me your sandwich too

Tinder

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

"Croque monsieur made with thick cut ham, home bad béchamel sauce and using tiger bread.

We are basically sandwich twins and yet our profiles suggest incompatibility. OP! Refund please

Haha! They are just the best though right?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Tiger bread bloomer from coop

The basic egg and bacon brown sauce

Now you're talking

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Croque monsieur made with thick cut ham, home bad béchamel sauce and using tiger bread.

We are basically sandwich twins and yet our profiles suggest incompatibility. OP! Refund please

Haha! They are just the best though right? "

They are!

Let's just have a sandwich social instead.

Also hi Tinder!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Croque monsieur made with thick cut ham, home bad béchamel sauce and using tiger bread.

We are basically sandwich twins and yet our profiles suggest incompatibility. OP! Refund please

Ahhhh

I must have fired my arrow inaccurately on this occasion….

Can I blame the feathers or possibly inclement weather conditions affecting my normally expert marksmanship? Yes….yes that was it

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Lightly toasted, cheap, white, medium sliced bread. Nutella. Banana slices. A smudge of Biscoff spread

Damn! Show me the sandwich

Am I supposed to have an actual picture of the sandwich on hand or do I just whap the flaps out?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

White crusty bloomer bread, thick sliced. Salted butter, honey roast ham, thick sliced. Medium cheddar cheese slices, Lashings of Branston small chunk pickle

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Lightly toasted, cheap, white, medium sliced bread. Nutella. Banana slices. A smudge of Biscoff spread

Damn! Show me the sandwich

Am I supposed to have an actual picture of the sandwich on hand or do I just whap the flaps out?"

I advise to initially open the sandwich for your suitors keen inspection before parting the latter…

It’s fine etiquette. Wot wot?

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Mixed cheese, onion and mayo with thick sliced ham and spiced apple chutney. In a stotie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be Warburton farmhouse with streaky bacon,roasted chicken a strong cheddar a little spinach with garlic aioli now I am wet

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Lightly toasted, cheap, white, medium sliced bread. Nutella. Banana slices. A smudge of Biscoff spread

Damn! Show me the sandwich

Am I supposed to have an actual picture of the sandwich on hand or do I just whap the flaps out?

I advise to initially open the sandwich for your suitors keen inspection before parting the latter…

It’s fine etiquette. Wot wot?

Ummm, I don't know. I just really want to try that sandwich (not a euphemism)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Lightly toasted, cheap, white, medium sliced bread. Nutella. Banana slices. A smudge of Biscoff spread

Damn! Show me the sandwich

Am I supposed to have an actual picture of the sandwich on hand or do I just whap the flaps out?

I advise to initially open the sandwich for your suitors keen inspection before parting the latter…

It’s fine etiquette. Wot wot?

Ummm, I don't know. I just really want to try that sandwich (not a euphemism)

Remind me to pack some for the next social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mushroom Reuben

Dark rye, fried in butter, with pickled red cabbage, Russian dressing, fried mushrooms and melted cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be mighty white can't beat Abit of the cheap white slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one’s tickled my sandwich fancy yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one’s tickled my sandwich fancy yet

Egg cress?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"A mushroom Reuben

Dark rye, fried in butter, with pickled red cabbage, Russian dressing, fried mushrooms and melted cheese

Oh.

It's going to make me so ill. But yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and marmite on white farmhouse bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a sandwich guy and not sure if this counts but toasted white bread, chicken Tikka slices, grated cheese and mayo. It's amazing!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A halved and lightly toasted bagel, each half covered in butter, horseradish sauce, cream cheese, roughly torn iceberg lettuce, smoked salmon and capers. Drizzle lemon juice over it, sprinkle some black pepper, and serve.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

A Shooter's sandwich. Hollow out a sourdough loaf and slice lengthways. Reserve the breadcrumbs. Finely chop a clove of garlic and 500g of good, meaty mushrooms. Cook both in a little butter, season, add chopped French parsley, the breadcrumbs, and finely chopped toasted hazelnuts. Set aside to cool, then pack into one half of the loaf.

Then season and cook two steaks of your choice - a total weight of around 500g. Rest for 10 minutes, mix the juices in with the mushroom mixture, and place the steaks in the other half of the loaf.

Wrap in greaseproof paper, tie with string, then weigh down with a heavy book or similar. Refrigerate overnight. In the morning, slice, and serve with redcurrant jelly or piccalilli.

Once eaten, never forgotten. I've only made it once, and it IS a bit of a faff, but...oh Lord.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutella & cheese

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

This thread is just making me hungry

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Not really a sandwich guy and not sure if this counts but toasted white bread, chicken Tikka slices, grated cheese and mayo. It's amazing!

Oh it counts Joe, it definitely counts.. going to get some tikka slices on my way home tomorrow.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A Shooter's sandwich. Hollow out a sourdough loaf and slice lengthways. Reserve the breadcrumbs. Finely chop a clove of garlic and 500g of good, meaty mushrooms. Cook both in a little butter, season, add chopped French parsley, the breadcrumbs, and finely chopped toasted hazelnuts. Set aside to cool, then pack into one half of the loaf.

Then season and cook two steaks of your choice - a total weight of around 500g. Rest for 10 minutes, mix the juices in with the mushroom mixture, and place the steaks in the other half of the loaf.

Wrap in greaseproof paper, tie with string, then weigh down with a heavy book or similar. Refrigerate overnight. In the morning, slice, and serve with redcurrant jelly or piccalilli.

Once eaten, never forgotten. I've only made it once, and it IS a bit of a faff, but...oh Lord.

For the sheer effort in the preparation of this mighty fine sounding meal I’m going to shout: ‘SHOW ME THE SANDWICH!’

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I've pulled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really a sandwich guy and not sure if this counts but toasted white bread, chicken Tikka slices, grated cheese and mayo. It's amazing!

Oh it counts Joe, it definitely counts.. going to get some tikka slices on my way home tomorrow."

I haven't had it in ages so I might join you!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Then season and cook two steaks of your choice - a total weight of around 500g. Rest for 10 minutes, mix the juices in with the mushroom mixture, and place the steaks in the other half of the loaf.

Wrap in greaseproof paper, tie with string, then weigh down with a heavy book or similar. Refrigerate overnight. In the morning, slice, and serve with redcurrant jelly or piccalilli.

Once eaten, never forgotten. I've only made it once, and it IS a bit of a faff, but...oh Lord.

Man that's like sandwich porn

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so basic but beautiful..Brown sliced bread , cheese, tomato & a touch of sea salt ..bliss..always beautiful to eat ..well I think anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pate and sliced tomato in a soft white bread.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"No one’s tickled my sandwich fancy yet

Want me to just break pieces of bread off and throw them at you?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"No one’s tickled my sandwich fancy yet

Want me to just break pieces of bread off and throw them at you? "

I thought breadcrumbing is an officially Very Bad Thing now?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

I was in agreeance until the Gherkin part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger, I'm not a big fan of sandwiches

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

I was in agreeance until the Gherkin part

Ok ok. I’ll eat your gherkins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn’t find peanut butter and jam, I love peanut butter and jam

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

I was in agreeance until the Gherkin part

Don't Diss the gherkins!

Tinder

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

I was in agreeance until the Gherkin part

Ok ok. I’ll eat your gherkins

Just the Gherkins ?

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Crispy sourdough baguette, fresh mint, fried mushrooms, sun dried tomatoes, olives, capers, lemon juice and more mint

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

I was in agreeance until the Gherkin part

Don't Diss the gherkins!

Tinder "

Sorry Tinder but Gherkins are the work of the Devil

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

I was in agreeance until the Gherkin part

Don't Diss the gherkins!

Tinder "

It’s ok… more for me

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

I was in agreeance until the Gherkin part

Ok ok. I’ll eat your gherkins

Just the Gherkins ?

Sorry typo. Should’ve been gherkin

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Crispy sourdough baguette, fresh mint, fried mushrooms, sun dried tomatoes, olives, capers, lemon juice and more mint"

Oh my.

Show me the sandwich! That sounds like sunshine on a plate.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

I was in agreeance until the Gherkin part

Ok ok. I’ll eat your gherkins

Just the Gherkins ?

Sorry typo. Should’ve been gherkin

How long is the average Gherkin??

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

I was in agreeance until the Gherkin part

Ok ok. I’ll eat your gherkins

Just the Gherkins ?

Sorry typo. Should’ve been gherkin

How long is the average Gherkin??

It's not the workin' of the gherkin, but the merkin in the jerkin.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

I was in agreeance until the Gherkin part

Ok ok. I’ll eat your gherkins

Just the Gherkins ?

Sorry typo. Should’ve been gherkin

How long is the average Gherkin??

About the same length as a Sky remote… according to fab

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

The humble fried egg banjo.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

I was in agreeance until the Gherkin part

Ok ok. I’ll eat your gherkins

Just the Gherkins ?

Sorry typo. Should’ve been gherkin

How long is the average Gherkin??

It's not the workin' of the gherkin, but the merkin in the jerkin."

It’s really about how they taste

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

I was in agreeance until the Gherkin part

Ok ok. I’ll eat your gherkins

Just the Gherkins ?

Sorry typo. Should’ve been gherkin

How long is the average Gherkin??

It's not the workin' of the gherkin, but the merkin in the jerkin.

It’s really about how they taste

Like Pineapple Juice Obvs

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Flatbread, poached egg, mushrooms and halloumi cheese….

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Thinly cut beef, a whole stack of it, a homemade hoagie, giardiniera (pickled veg: cauliflower , carrots, peppers, jalapenos), a rich beef stock gravy to dip in. Talk to me nice.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

Now we're talking. Show me that damn sannnnndwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't choose just one filling, so they can choose:

A) Thick sliced Tiger Bread with Lurpack Butter, grilled thin steak cut into strips with caramelised onions.

B) Thick Sliced Tiger Bread with spicy mayo, home made chicken tikka and onion bhaji slices.

C) Thick sliced crusty white bread with chicken dippers and loads of thick gravy.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

Now we're talking. Show me that damn sannnnndwich. "

Woop woop. I’ve pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would personally go for

Fresh crusty tiger bread, road chicken, cucumber, lettuce, red onion and something like chipotle sauce

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"I can't choose just one filling, so they can choose:

A) Thick sliced Tiger Bread with Lurpack Butter, grilled thin steak cut into strips with caramelised onions.

B) Thick Sliced Tiger Bread with spicy mayo, home made chicken tikka and onion bhaji slices.

C) Thick sliced crusty white bread with chicken dippers and loads of thick gravy.

KFC gravy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't choose just one filling, so they can choose:

A) Thick sliced Tiger Bread with Lurpack Butter, grilled thin steak cut into strips with caramelised onions.

B) Thick Sliced Tiger Bread with spicy mayo, home made chicken tikka and onion bhaji slices.

C) Thick sliced crusty white bread with chicken dippers and loads of thick gravy.

KFC gravy?

No way, that stuff looks like muddy water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish fingers and cheese

Crisps and cheese

Pb and jam

Hovis bread, as all good sandwiches should...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"New York style Pastrami on rye with Emmental, good French mustard, sauerkraut and proper gherkins

Now we're talking. Show me that damn sannnnndwich.

Woop woop. I’ve pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh sourdough bread with crust with salted butter, couple of slices of Wiltshire ham, German salami, slice of tomato, gherkin, roasted peppers in oil, boiled egg slices and all that covered by a blanket of grated Edam cheese. Have I just made myself hungry or horny? Can't decide

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Fresh sourdough bread with crust with salted butter, couple of slices of Wiltshire ham, German salami, slice of tomato, gherkin, roasted peppers in oil, boiled egg slices and all that covered by a blanket of grated Edam cheese. Have I just made myself hungry or horny? Can't decide

Horngry I would say

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"No one’s tickled my sandwich fancy yet

Want me to just break pieces of bread off and throw them at you?

I thought breadcrumbing is an officially Very Bad Thing now?"

She likes it I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uff, I like a bit of food porn

Horngry I would say

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Also pb and j. Basic bitch I know. Somebody posted Nutella and cheese though?? Won't knock it til I've tried it. Probably won't try it.

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

"Crispy sourdough baguette, fresh mint, fried mushrooms, sun dried tomatoes, olives, capers, lemon juice and more mint

Oh my.

Show me the sandwich! That sounds like sunshine on a plate."

It is. Come join me in paradise

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Crispy sourdough baguette, fresh mint, fried mushrooms, sun dried tomatoes, olives, capers, lemon juice and more mint

Oh my.

Show me the sandwich! That sounds like sunshine on a plate.

It is. Come join me in paradise

Just call me Adam.

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By *allMeBeeMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"I’m going to attract a veggie- - halloumi cheese, roast veggies and sriracha sauce.

Anyone?"

As veggie, I am sick of these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Focaccia, fresh pesto, shaved parmesan, prosciutto, cherry tomatoes

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By *oonloverWoman
over a year ago

bognor regis

"White crusty bloomer bread, thick sliced. Salted butter, honey roast ham, thick sliced. Medium cheddar cheese slices, Lashings of Branston small chunk pickle"

Show me the sandwich

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