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"It has. I jest you not dear reader, lurker and forumite: I've just been to the "Australia" section of the forum and it's a blank canvas of bleakness. The only speck on the landscape is the "Post New Topic". Thoughts and Prayers for the antipodeans. † "They’re all looking for the Austraylyaaa section of the forum | |||
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"A land down under. Where women blow and men chunder. A" My gobbies aren't that bad. Don't root shame me! | |||
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"A land down under. Where women blow and men chunder. A My gobbies aren't that bad. Don't root shame me!" 
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Now you've ruined my thread. "Sorry the temptation was too great. | |||
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Sorry the temptation was too great. "I did it too | |||
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"They're upside down, so all the posts have just fallen off. " Brava!! | |||
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"A land down under. Where women blow and men chunder. A My gobbies aren't that bad. Don't root shame me!" • Talking about your roots how's the L'Oreal regime coming along? | |||
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"Who's thread is going to be the first to 175 replies? "One of the two people who post 50% of all the threads probably | |||
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"Who's thread is going to be the first to 175 replies?
One of the two people who post 50% of all the threads probably "That will be brucey then | |||
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"Who's thread is going to be the first to 175 replies?
One of the two people who post 50% of all the threads probably "• Brucey. However he may require his mum's permission first, on notepaper. | |||
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"Who's thread is going to be the first to 175 replies?
One of the two people who post 50% of all the threads probably
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Brucey. However he may require his mum's permission first, on notepaper. "Is his passport valid? | |||
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"A land down under. Where women blow and men chunder. A My gobbies aren't that bad. Don't root shame me! • Talking about your roots how's the L'Oreal regime coming along?" Wella | |||
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"This has to be the first Fab Thread that became obsolete through natural attrition: The Australian Section is 'thriving'. "You've restarted the swinging movement down under  | |||
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"Do we need to dust off our passports and emigrate down there?" They had blue passports before it was cool | |||
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"I don't know know much regarding Aussie nature except its not wise to attempt to Shag Koalas... Nasty repercussions "You need to be aware of dropbears. They're attracted to and attack anyone with an accent. (An accent here means not an Australian accent) The cure is to bathe in urine. | |||
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"I don't know know much regarding Aussie nature except its not wise to attempt to Shag Koalas... Nasty repercussions
You need to be aware of dropbears. They're attracted to and attack anyone with an accent. (An accent here means not an Australian accent)
The cure is to bathe in urine."Isn't that Jellyfish | |||
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"I don't know know much regarding Aussie nature except its not wise to attempt to Shag Koalas... Nasty repercussions
You need to be aware of dropbears. They're attracted to and attack anyone with an accent. (An accent here means not an Australian accent)
The cure is to bathe in urine.
Isn't that Jellyfish "Jellyfish don’t need to bathe in urine  | |||
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"Do we need to dust off our passports and emigrate down there?" Passports not needed. I think we're just colonising again. They'll be grateful for our arrival. | |||
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"A land down under. Where women blow and men chunder. A My gobbies aren't that bad. Don't root shame me! • Talking about your roots how's the L'Oreal regime coming along? Wella "Wella wella wella uh, Tell me more, tell me more.... A | |||
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"I don't know know much regarding Aussie nature except its not wise to attempt to Shag Koalas... Nasty repercussions
You need to be aware of dropbears. They're attracted to and attack anyone with an accent. (An accent here means not an Australian accent)
The cure is to bathe in urine.
Isn't that Jellyfish "Some people say the urine stuff about bluebottles. That shit hurts but ain't deadly (bluebottles, not urine). Other jellyfish - nah. Australian or not, avoid. Just straight up deadly. I'll fuck with redbacks before I fuck with a box jellyfish or similar, and I'm not fucking with deadly spiders if I can help it either. | |||
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"Do we need to dust off our passports and emigrate down there? Passports not needed. I think we're just colonising again. They'll be grateful for our arrival." I mean, people think this | |||
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"Do we need to dust off our passports and emigrate down there? Passports not needed. I think we're just colonising again. They'll be grateful for our arrival." I'm up for colonising but I'm going to skip any form of sl@very or genocide or similar behaviours, if you don't mind? I'll volunteer for gentler duties. Maybe I'll work in the port and pilot the immigrant ships in? I'm good at driving | |||
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"I don't know know much regarding Aussie nature except its not wise to attempt to Shag Koalas... Nasty repercussions
You need to be aware of dropbears. They're attracted to and attack anyone with an accent. (An accent here means not an Australian accent)
The cure is to bathe in urine.
Isn't that Jellyfish
Some people say the urine stuff about bluebottles. That shit hurts but ain't deadly (bluebottles, not urine).
Other jellyfish - nah. Australian or not, avoid. Just straight up deadly. I'll fuck with redbacks before I fuck with a box jellyfish or similar, and I'm not fucking with deadly spiders if I can help it either."Bluebottles can be easily tackled with a fly swatter or a badminton racket. *Nods knowingly as a benign colonialist* | |||
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"Do we need to dust off our passports and emigrate down there? Passports not needed. I think we're just colonising again. They'll be grateful for our arrival. I'm up for colonising but I'm going to skip any form of sl@very or genocide or similar behaviours, if you don't mind? I'll volunteer for gentler duties. Maybe I'll work in the port and pilot the immigrant ships in? I'm good at driving "Yeah, quite enough of that last time. No more genocide if it's all the same. | |||
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"I don't know know much regarding Aussie nature except its not wise to attempt to Shag Koalas... Nasty repercussions
You need to be aware of dropbears. They're attracted to and attack anyone with an accent. (An accent here means not an Australian accent)
The cure is to bathe in urine.
Isn't that Jellyfish
Some people say the urine stuff about bluebottles. That shit hurts but ain't deadly (bluebottles, not urine).
Other jellyfish - nah. Australian or not, avoid. Just straight up deadly. I'll fuck with redbacks before I fuck with a box jellyfish or similar, and I'm not fucking with deadly spiders if I can help it either.
Bluebottles can be easily tackled with a fly swatter or a badminton racket.
*Nods knowingly as a benign colonialist*"In other countries bluebottles are known as a Portuguese man o war | |||
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"I don't know know much regarding Aussie nature except its not wise to attempt to Shag Koalas... Nasty repercussions
You need to be aware of dropbears. They're attracted to and attack anyone with an accent. (An accent here means not an Australian accent)
The cure is to bathe in urine.
Isn't that Jellyfish
Some people say the urine stuff about bluebottles. That shit hurts but ain't deadly (bluebottles, not urine).
Other jellyfish - nah. Australian or not, avoid. Just straight up deadly. I'll fuck with redbacks before I fuck with a box jellyfish or similar, and I'm not fucking with deadly spiders if I can help it either.
Bluebottles can be easily tackled with a fly swatter or a badminton racket.
*Nods knowingly as a benign colonialist*
In other countries bluebottles are known as a Portuguese man o war "Tennis racket then. Just make sure the string tension is right | |||
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"I don't know know much regarding Aussie nature except its not wise to attempt to Shag Koalas... Nasty repercussions
You need to be aware of dropbears. They're attracted to and attack anyone with an accent. (An accent here means not an Australian accent)
The cure is to bathe in urine.
Isn't that Jellyfish
Some people say the urine stuff about bluebottles. That shit hurts but ain't deadly (bluebottles, not urine).
Other jellyfish - nah. Australian or not, avoid. Just straight up deadly. I'll fuck with redbacks before I fuck with a box jellyfish or similar, and I'm not fucking with deadly spiders if I can help it either.
Bluebottles can be easily tackled with a fly swatter or a badminton racket.
*Nods knowingly as a benign colonialist*
In other countries bluebottles are known as a Portuguese man o war
Tennis racket then. Just make sure the string tension is right "Avoiding is the best strategy | |||
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"Did anyone just type Bye in there?
"Hooroo" would be traditional "
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"In more important Australian vocabulary Blowie - fly Gobby - blowjob Do not get these confused "Jeez. The people round here would be proper confused! Gobby (as in loud) is something to be proud of | |||
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"In more important Australian vocabulary Blowie - fly Gobby - blowjob Do not get these confused
Jeez. The people round here would be proper confused! Gobby (as in loud) is something to be proud of "I mean, some people are proud of their gobbies | |||
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"Not surprised given the size of the spiders that live there" It's not the big ones you should worry about | |||
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"Not surprised given the size of the spiders that live there It's not the big ones you should worry about "• Finally! Being average has its merits! | |||
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"In more important Australian vocabulary Blowie - fly Gobby - blowjob Do not get these confused "So you have to unzip your blowie to get a gobby? | |||
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"In more important Australian vocabulary Blowie - fly Gobby - blowjob Do not get these confused
So you have to unzip your blowie to get a gobby? "No. A blowie is a blowfly - the type you swat in hot weather with an Australian salute | |||
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"In more important Australian vocabulary Blowie - fly Gobby - blowjob Do not get these confused
So you have to unzip your blowie to get a gobby?
No. A blowie is a blowfly - the type you swat in hot weather with an Australian salute "Those must have been the annoying buggers I spent 2 hours waving at furiously, while on a route march on the WA coast | |||
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