FabSwingers.com forum: What the hell is wrong with people?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know when someone does something and you think that. You actually stand there bewildered, confused and gobsmacked. And you think what the hell is wrong with people?!?!?

Well.....

What IS wrong them?

Silly answers only please!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I blame the heat.

My block list is increasing by double figures every single day lately.

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By *r AppleMan
over a year ago

Greenwich

I think maybe they were in accident and suffered an injury that flicked their inner ‘knobhead’ switch…

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

You know when you're trying to watch a video online and it does the little spinny loading thing. I think that's happening in their brains.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

On the road almost every day I go WTF

Admittedly I’m sure someone has said the same about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in a multiverse. It’s their echo from what the other person is doing on Earth 206 possibly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has kicked my arse while i was lost in lustful thoughts, now bewildered whether take care of my arse or other person arse who kicked me or lustful thoughts, maybe i am too d*unk

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

They're not getting enough Vitamin D-ick.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

You are going about it the wrong way.

Expect people to be dickheads, you will rarely be disappointed.

And occasionally pleasantly surprised.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I been working in London today and see some outfits that make me think wowza why have you done this to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has kicked my arse while i was lost in lustful thoughts, now bewildered whether take care of my arse or other person arse who kicked me or lustful thoughts, maybe i am too d*unk

Wtf?…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone has kicked my arse while i was lost in lustful thoughts, now bewildered whether take care of my arse or other person arse who kicked me or lustful thoughts, maybe i am too d*unk

I have no idea what you just said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has kicked my arse while i was lost in lustful thoughts, now bewildered whether take care of my arse or other person arse who kicked me or lustful thoughts, maybe i am too d*unk

I have no idea what you just said.

I think the clue was "maybe i am too d*unk"

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

They're not real people, it's really just some glitches in the programing of the simulated humans that are being used in the alien experiment that you don't know you're in after you were taken at birth. They were going to reprogram them, but then they realised they enjoyed seeing your reaction to them and decided to leave them as they are. I'm only telling you this because I'm part of the anti human experiment movement, AHEM. If I suddenly disappear, then you know they got me for telling you this, please remember me as your Ally if you ever excape!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I been working in London today and see some outfits that make me think wowza why have you done this to me

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Were these outfits exclaiming 'wardrobe malfunction' or rejoicing 'wardrobe magnificence'?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"Someone has kicked my arse while i was lost in lustful thoughts, now bewildered whether take care of my arse or other person arse who kicked me or lustful thoughts, maybe i am too d*unk

Pardon??

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Their inner chimpanzee has been let out to play...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The pubs had some pandemic related closures years ago. This caused a fault in a section of some people's brains.

Like any illness, sometimes these things take time to manifest.

The pub deficit arseholeitis will take the medical world by storm. There is no known cure.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

They're taking part in a cult initiation rite - only when they've done something truly, truly gobsmacking will they be accepted. Every failed attempt results in flagellation so they've really got to push the boat out in terms of outlandish behaviour.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Something in the water supply

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Something in the water supply"

I mean, there's a bit of shit in ours

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I been working in London today and see some outfits that make me think wowza why have you done this to me

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Were these outfits exclaiming 'wardrobe malfunction' or rejoicing 'wardrobe magnificence'?

It was a mixture of both, you know how London is

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"You know when someone does something and you think that. You actually stand there bewildered, confused and gobsmacked. And you think what the hell is wrong with people?!?!?

Well.....

What IS wrong them?

Silly answers only please! "

My first thought would be... A lot.

Mr Hayes.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"You are going about it the wrong way.

Expect people to be dickheads, you will rarely be disappointed.

And occasionally pleasantly surprised."
most people not all. Just start talking to animals they are loyal and don't answer back! It saves everyone getting a headache unless it's a parrot. Haha

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I do have a serious reply, but (a) nobody wants to hear "told you so" and (b) it would violate this thread's terms of keeping it light. So instead I'll say that the real people are being abducted by aliens, what you're seeing is the pod people taking over...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They fill their trolley with hummus and avocado at tescos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well.....

What IS wrong them?

Silly answers only please! "

I know it shouldn't be a surprise to me, but everytime with Nadine Dorries I think "what is wrong with her?"

On the Philip Schofield issue she said on Talk TV "we have in society men who use their position of authority and power and trust...to behave in a way whic is inappropriate and unacceptable" and yet does not see the hypocrisy of her position re BoJo.

Next, a few hours after she told TalkTV that "the last thing I would want to do would be to cause a by-election in my constituency", she announced that she had informed the chief whip that she was resigning with immediate effect.

And now, we find that she has still not resigned and may not do so until Parliament takes its summer recess (21 July)

Wtaf

In the morning on the day when she was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The recent news stories about AI taking over and destroying humanity alerted us to this. Already AI bots have created humanoids who walk among us, learning our behaviours, only every so often one learns from a fuckwit and the hive mind takes on said fuckwittery meaning that it replicates in droids all over the world. And when someone does something entirely stupid that's why you need to kill them - because there's a chance they are an AI controlled spy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

People are strange….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People are strange…."

When you’re a stranger….

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"People are strange….

When you’re a stranger…."

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