FabSwingers.com forum: Incredible at Sex

By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

Are you? Use this thread to tell everyone how good you are…. And include your ‘signature move!’ That will get whoever you’re with aching to meet you again and again!! Don’t be shy….

Im awesome at shagging and my signature move is staying awake during the entire 30 seconds…. I just know my inbox is gonna go nuts now… why do i do it?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Barely mediocre and questionably average.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm world class, if you have low expectations and last 1 or 2 secondd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on my trip advisor reviews, my mouth is my weapon and I'd give myself props on that. Not to brag though obvz

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I sometimes think (seriousness alert) that the people who are really gifted at sex are those whose gift is based around getting an exceptional amount of joy out of it themselves. In my experience, people with that sort of gift are also gifted at, and delight in, spreading their joyfulness to others.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I know that the most erogenous zone of a woman is her brain.

….her clitoris is located somewhere inside it to

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"I sometimes think (seriousness alert) that the people who are really gifted at sex are those whose gift is based around getting an exceptional amount of joy out of it themselves. In my experience, people with that sort of gift are also gifted at, and delight in, spreading their joyfulness to others."
except me.. i get all the fun then let whoever im with get on with it while i have a well earned kip!!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"I know that the most erogenous zone of a woman is her brain.

….her clitoris is located somewhere inside it to

The clitoris is actually located in her shoes… thats why they’ve got so many… makes it more difficult for blokes… typical eh?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I like the sex. And my partners seem to like the sex with me.

My signature move is getting the whole thing down my throat like a sword swallower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shite. Stay away

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm a solid 2/10 as per my profile rating

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"I like the sex. And my partners seem to like the sex with me.

My signature move is getting the whole thing down my throat like a sword swallower

Is ‘i love you - marry me!!’ A bit hasty??

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Not sure how good I am. My signature move is kicking my heels off halfway through so I can wiggle my toes.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Signature move you mean my signature mouth! Haha

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

that sex is like a magical potion my signature move full of sexual positions keeping both busy all night long

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd say I'm pretty mediocre 5/10 for effort

Mrs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I like the sex. And my partners seem to like the sex with me.

My signature move is getting the whole thing down my throat like a sword swallower

Is ‘i love you - marry me!!’ A bit hasty??

A touch hasty perhaps.

At least sample the goods first before making a commitment

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"I like the sex. And my partners seem to like the sex with me.

My signature move is getting the whole thing down my throat like a sword swallower

Is ‘i love you - marry me!!’ A bit hasty??

A touch hasty perhaps.

At least sample the goods first before making a commitment

Very wise!!! I’ll be in Carlisle in … im heeere!!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I’m not sure if you can call it a signature move or not before moments before I rub honey on my penis and get as many bees to sting it so it swells up massively

Marc

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"I’m not sure if you can call it a signature move or not before moments before I rub honey on my penis and get as many bees to sting it so it swells up massively

Marc"

Making notes…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure if you can call it a signature move or not before moments before I rub honey on my penis and get as many bees to sting it so it swells up massively

Marc"

Mine shrinks

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’m not sure if you can call it a signature move or not before moments before I rub honey on my penis and get as many bees to sting it so it swells up massively

Marc"
hahaha Honey is very useful not just for porridge!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm not ½ bad. The other ½ is awfully good.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I know that the most erogenous zone of a woman is her brain.

….her clitoris is located somewhere inside it to

The clitoris is actually located in her shoes… thats why they’ve got so many… makes it more difficult for blokes… typical eh?

I’ve also managed to locate the mythical Gräfenberg Spot; It was in Cardiff

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"I know that the most erogenous zone of a woman is her brain.

….her clitoris is located somewhere inside it to

The clitoris is actually located in her shoes… thats why they’ve got so many… makes it more difficult for blokes… typical eh?

I’ve also managed to locate the mythical Gräfenberg Spot; It was in Cardiff

Yes its on a couple of those geolocation treasure hunt sites but every time i look someone has moved it!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I'm not ½ bad. The other ½ is awfully good."

I'm certain you'd make my toes wiggle.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I'm not ½ bad. The other ½ is awfully good."

And I just love your big clock!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"I know that the most erogenous zone of a woman is her brain.

….her clitoris is located somewhere inside it to

The clitoris is actually located in her shoes… thats why they’ve got so many… makes it more difficult for blokes… typical eh?

I’ve also managed to locate the mythical Gräfenberg Spot; It was in Cardiff

Now it makes sense.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'll let my veris speak for me as I'm far too modest to brag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can't walk or see anything for days after 10 minutes with me...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Women can't walk or see anything for days after 10 minutes with me...

You should put less of that crap you use on them into their drinks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hold my own!

Which in the absence of someone to hold it for me is the only option I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm absolutely bloody brilliant. I have orgasmed every time I've had sex, 100% hit rate!

My signature move is the "accidental" dick tip into a lady's bumhole area. The most electrifying move in sex entertainment history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can 10 0ut 10 one partner zero next parner . Its about how you are together. Same one partner can make you over excited and it's over too soon.

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By *am_LincolnMan
over a year ago

Prestatyn

I'm awesome. My favorite things is getting my face Rode. Can do that for ages but my best is missionary. High success rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only as good as the person I'm with.

Chemistry, lust and situation all play a part.

I don't claim to be good or bad and I never will.

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

The best 4 seconds of your life

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Lads,

I am basically the John Wick of the Bangkok Handshake.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

All I have to say on this is, every time I hear the Patreon name "I'm fast at sex!" I giggle.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Bigly good at sex. My signature is the climax cartwheel. Gotta add a little razzle dazzle

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Bigly good at sex. My signature is the climax cartwheel. Gotta add a little razzle dazzle"

With jazz hands? Gotta have the jazz hands.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"Bigly good at sex. My signature is the climax cartwheel. Gotta add a little razzle dazzle

With jazz hands? Gotta have the jazz hands."

Jizz hands?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I like the sex. And my partners seem to like the sex with me.

My signature move is getting the whole thing down my throat like a sword swallower

This is why I love the sex

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

I am great at eating pussy, so I have been told. Flicking my tongue from left to right instead of up and down usually has them cumming, even quicker with two fingers about 2 inches deep in her pussy moving back and fourth in a come here sort of gesture. Sometimes I just spread their legs wide apart and bury my face in it and turn into a savage.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

No one ever moans… oh wait…

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

If sex was streetfighter 2 I'd be Guile whacking out the sonic booms and a well timed flashkick finisher.

When I bunked off school to go the arcade I only needed 20p to stay on all day.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"If sex was streetfighter 2 I'd be Guile whacking out the sonic booms and a well timed flashkick finisher.

When I bunked off school to go the arcade I only needed 20p to stay on all day."

Sounds like my career as a sex worker!!

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"No one ever moans… oh wait…"
The only moaning that should be acceptable is in the bedroom. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My signature move will leave you lay in a puddle of disappointment.

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

I'm 1st class at playing possum.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm 1st class at playing possum."

In an event I never wanted to happen whilst browsing on Fab, Dame Edna has popped into my mind..

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"I'm 1st class at playing possum.

In an event I never wanted to happen whilst browsing on Fab, Dame Edna has popped into my mind.."

"Hello Possum...."

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

-screams and runs for the door, but does pause to wonder about the gladioli, and the thought of cumming with laughter, even despite those glasses-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm great at foreplay as it takes hours for me to get an erection and its downhill from there.

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

I have big hands.. I can be both gentle or not so gentle with them I guess.

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I may or may not have had a government imposed gagging order placed upon me about discussing my sexual prowess, for my own safety. Who knows?

As for my signature move, after thinking long and hard about it, I've come to the conclusion that it's not dying during sex, it's something I'd like to think appeals to the majority of people I sleep with.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm a solid 2/10 as per my profile rating

Well I'm a 3/10 so faf ??

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m awesome. I open my legs and giggle a lot.

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

I have a certificate from Stdney University to show how good I am!

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

My fuckadvisor rating is 3.1415927 out of 5 based on one coffee meet. I bought the pie.

My signature move is a deft ejaculation, step back to slip into my shoes and trousers (prepositioned for speedy exit like a firefighter), a wipe of the curtains across my cock and a backflip through the bedroom door singing Mr Blue Sky.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"My fuckadvisor rating is 3.1415927 out of 5 based on one coffee meet. I bought the pie.

Making notes……firefighter…..flip…. Blue sky….. show off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been described as a 'Sex god' by one lady

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Mr here, I've had staff at the local club close up for the night and stop us, even though we started an hour before time. Multiple orgasms given every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, shit at it. Much prefer the foreplay and the sex itself can be a bit meh. Let it last 5 mins tops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can manage 4 mins.

1 min of chatting you up.

A minute to get undressed.

1 min fore play and full sex.

A minute getting my breath back.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m a dancer I’ve got several moves - am I incredible at sex? - I think that’s highly dependent on who I’m having sex with, currently the connection I have with my partner makes for pretty mind blowing moments at other points in my life with different people I’ve felt like it’s a bit going through the motions.

It’s true what they say, it takes two to Tango and some dance better than others xx

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"I’m a dancer I’ve got several moves - am I incredible at sex? - I think that’s highly dependent on who I’m having sex with, currently the connection I have with my partner makes for pretty mind blowing moments at other points in my life with different people I’ve felt like it’s a bit going through the motions.

It’s true what they say, it takes two to Tango and some dance better than others xx

I dance like I’ve been a ‘guest!’ At Kathy Bates house in Misery… but I can breakdance … just open your mouth and Zi’ll spin on my dick!!

- does that count?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

It’s true what they say, it takes two to Tango and some dance better than others xx

I dance like I’ve been a ‘guest!’ At Kathy Bates house in Misery… but I can breakdance … just open your mouth and Zi’ll spin on my dick!!

- does that count?

What a mental image

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’m never sure I if I am good at it

I need constant practice! Like a rabbit! But definitely the Duracell rabbit!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I’m never sure I if I am good at it

I need constant practice! Like a rabbit! But definitely the Duracell rabbit!

D."

Practice makes perfect afterall - I'm obviously lacking the practice time!

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

It's one of the 3 F's that I'm good at, everything else I'm mediocre.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I can manage 4 mins.

1 min of chatting you up.

A minute to get undressed.

1 min fore play and full sex.

A minute getting my breath back. "

Leaving your socks on will save you some time here. I have it down to under 2 minutes now for the whole thing

Marc

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’m never sure I if I am good at it

I need constant practice! Like a rabbit! But definitely the Duracell rabbit!

Practice makes perfect afterall - I'm obviously lacking the practice time!

We should try and do something about that Cede!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"It's one of the 3 F's that I'm good at, everything else I'm mediocre."

3 F’s - fucking, fighting & spelling??

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

"It's one of the 3 F's that I'm good at, everything else I'm mediocre.

3 F’s - fucking, fighting & spelling??

exactly my point

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

"I’m awesome. I open my legs and giggle a lot. "

I get that a lot i must have a tickle stick in place of a cock.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

It’s true what they say, it takes two to Tango and some dance better than others xx

I dance like I’ve been a ‘guest!’ At Kathy Bates house in Misery… but I can breakdance … just open your mouth and Zi’ll spin on my dick!!

- does that count?

What a mental image

And also the reason I was banned from Top Of The Pops

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’m rubbish.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I always say the same to this.

I’m very enthusiastic

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Of course, I am, that’s what my hand said to me

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By *uncpl187Couple
over a year ago

Ramsgate

I must be the best lover of all time. I cum every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not going to lie, I'm shite. I give it my best shot but it's nothing you'll remember. My magic move? I lie back and try to look cute while my whole body wobbles with each thrust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's me they always come back for its my bag of toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My signature move is getting the whole thing down my throat like a sword swallower

Always been a fan of sword swallowers

and you look kinky as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been so long I need to get some practice in

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I had a lesson with a sex therapist about 10 years ago and several ladies have been very pleased about that since then. Luke

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Are you? Use this thread to tell everyone how good you are…. And include your ‘signature move!’ That will get whoever you’re with aching to meet you again and again!! Don’t be shy….

Im awesome at shagging and my signature move is staying awake during the entire 30 seconds…. I just know my inbox is gonna go nuts now… why do i do it?

I am a crap shag but funny as fuck

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Yes I am. Next question

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'll use your pubes as floss

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I have women fighting over me. Looser gets me.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m amazing. The superlatives to describe me are bumpiest, briefest, most disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can manage 4 mins.

1 min of chatting you up.

A minute to get undressed.

1 min fore play and full sex.

A minute getting my breath back.

Leaving your socks on will save you some time here. I have it down to under 2 minutes now for the whole thing

Marc"

Too tips- I like it.

They should thank us, let’s us get back to that’s chores that need doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent had any complaints but my secret move shall remain a secret.lol.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Probably not... they never come back

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

It's all about the chemistry!

My ex Dom said I was the best sex he ever had but I've also been called lazy in the middle of a sex date haha maybe that's because my signature move IS face down Ass up

that and sword swallowing

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Pretty dominant and like to be in charge. That sounding great, I'm a hoot! Will bring a 'decent' size penis, good laughs, sarcastic banter.

The signature thing I seem to do which women seem to love is lie them facing up between my legs and dirty talk in their ear while wrapping one arm gently round them and the other making them cum

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By *r. ComeagainMan
over a year ago

somewhere in East midlands

Can happily do with someone female company to fuck good and hard on many different angles and positions big thick cock cums heavy , doesn't need sako to start licking away at you is willing to pull thay hair with permission

doesn't shoot straight away at the sight of pussy and tits, and will try his hardest to male you cumm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it all depends on the person I'm with but saying that I think I'm alright at it

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The secret it not to be big headed about it, sex is something you do on the night or day

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