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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. their boobies oiling up in this hot weather?

Apply within. Thx

(*offer applicable to ladies only. Or particularly attractive men. Thx

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Oh, and what services are you offering to the good people of Fab during these seasonal warm days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do! I have a pink patch under me udders that just can't get out of the shade.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do! I have a pink patch under me udders that just can't get out of the shade.

If I can have a lick of your lolly I’ll be on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh yes please Dan! I’ll swap you for an oily tit wank

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Ooh yes please Dan! I’ll swap you for an oily tit wank

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thats an offer no one could refuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh yes please Dan! I’ll swap you for an oily tit wank

Your terms are agreeable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh yes please Dan! I’ll swap you for an oily tit wank

thats an offer no one could refuse

I thought* about it for a while …

(* no I didn’t ..

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

That would be lovely! I can return a full body massage with excess oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That would be lovely! I can return a full body massage with excess oil

Note to self: bring an excess of oil ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of great offers here.

I could make lunch and cold glasses of pimms?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Would you be a love and Anusol my piles while you're there.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Lots of great offers here.

I could make lunch and cold glasses of pimms?

What's your knowledge of pile cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of great offers here.

I could make lunch and cold glasses of pimms?

What's your knowledge of pile cream?"

The correct applicator always helps.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No Dan. Sadly no. My boobs are considerably darker than the rest of me (bar my arms!). I don't want to make that worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh yes please Dan! I’ll swap you for an oily tit wank

Wish I could take you up on that

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Lots of great offers here.

I could make lunch and cold glasses of pimms?

What's your knowledge of pile cream?

The correct applicator always helps."

How long are your fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a better idea. Spray mist me Danny

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A nice oily boob massage actually sounds like bliss.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of great offers here.

I could make lunch and cold glasses of pimms?

What's your knowledge of pile cream?

The correct applicator always helps.

How long are your fingers?"

The perfect length. Happy for a trial run

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