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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/23 23:36:05] is this where someone is supposed to say twonk?" I said it myself, Bill. I was a twonk  | |||
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Hello again indeed, DanieLpieRced! Thanks for joining party/part²."How the devil are you old bean? All good I hope | |||
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"What happened in the first thread? Everything! Gosh, you really missed out! "I've got nocturnal fomo. | |||
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"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode. Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol And to everyone else Hey "shiny shy, sorry, they got those little one-room AC's, at least till winter rolls around | |||
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"Part 2! On a Tuesday? Go Nocturnalistas.
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"What happened in the first thread? Oi oi saveloy
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"[Removed by poster at 13/06/23 23:36:05] is this where someone is supposed to say twonk? I said it myself, Bill. I was a twonk "I waited, I thought long enough | |||
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"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode. Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol And to everyone else Hey "It is excellent! I love the way they actually leave it open and never deny that she's actually just trapped in her own mind. | |||
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"What happened in the first thread? Everything! Gosh, you really missed out!
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"Part 2! On a Tuesday? Go Nocturnalistas.
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However, Mrs J you are the record holder with your war and peace rivalling four part epic.
Once made it to a part 7 when I did it a few years ago
Blimey! Was that an all-nighter?
J"Back in what I refer to as the good old days when I had more free time the Nocturnal Roll Call thread used to regularly still be running when the morning thread started Lot more people used to work nights and be more active on the forums so wasnt unusual to get to page 4 or 5 even during the week. Miss the likes of Bladey, Seduced, Mrs. Hot and Horny and Suzy  | |||
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"Part 2! On a Tuesday? Go Nocturnalistas.
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However, Mrs J you are the record holder with your war and peace rivalling four part epic.
Once made it to a part 7 when I did it a few years ago
Blimey! Was that an all-nighter?
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Back in what I refer to as the good old days when I had more free time the Nocturnal Roll Call thread used to regularly still be running when the morning thread started Lot more people used to work nights and be more active on the forums so wasnt unusual to get to page 4 or 5 even during the week. Miss the likes of Bladey, Seduced, Mrs. Hot and Horny and Suzy "I was about to say suzy , | |||
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"Part 2! On a Tuesday? Go Nocturnalistas.
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However, Mrs J you are the record holder with your war and peace rivalling four part epic.
Once made it to a part 7 when I did it a few years ago
Blimey! Was that an all-nighter?
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Back in what I refer to as the good old days when I had more free time the Nocturnal Roll Call thread used to regularly still be running when the morning thread started Lot more people used to work nights and be more active on the forums so wasnt unusual to get to page 4 or 5 even during the week. Miss the likes of Bladey, Seduced, Mrs. Hot and Horny and Suzy "• Suzy still pops up once in a while. | |||
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Once made it to a part 7 when I did it a few years ago
Blimey! Was that an all-nighter?
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Back in what I refer to as the good old days when I had more free time the Nocturnal Roll Call thread used to regularly still be running when the morning thread started Lot more people used to work nights and be more active on the forums so wasnt unusual to get to page 4 or 5 even during the week. Miss the likes of Bladey, Seduced, Mrs. Hot and Horny and Suzy
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Suzy still pops up once in a while."I spoke to her a few months ago but sadly she hasn't been on for a while and I lost her phone number . Used to love our late night banter.
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Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol"You need a mobile AC unit. We got one for my late wife because she similarly used to struggle in this heat. | |||
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"Part 2! On a Tuesday? Go Nocturnalistas.
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However, Mrs J you are the record holder with your war and peace rivalling four part epic.
Once made it to a part 7 when I did it a few years ago
Blimey! Was that an all-nighter?
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Back in what I refer to as the good old days when I had more free time the Nocturnal Roll Call thread used to regularly still be running when the morning thread started Lot more people used to work nights and be more active on the forums so wasnt unusual to get to page 4 or 5 even during the week. Miss the likes of Bladey, Seduced, Mrs. Hot and Horny and Suzy "Us newbies can be just as good | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now." A mother…… | |||
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"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode. Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol And to everyone else Hey
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Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
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"Hey I’m at work in the dark because of a sodding migraine, looking forward to Thursday morning cause it’s holiday time!! • Evening felicitations easygoingcouple²°²². I hope yourgraine/mygraine gets better ...**"Thank you, I hope it goes away soon, working till 7am ! | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now." • It's all go: from mother to porn without the scorn! | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now." Bless you | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. A mother……" Jim's mum. | |||
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"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode. Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol And to everyone else Hey
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Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
You need a mobile AC unit. We got one for my late wife because she similarly used to struggle in this heat. "I've put one in my amazon basket but gotta wait till Friday | |||
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"Hey I’m at work in the dark because of a sodding migraine, looking forward to Thursday morning cause it’s holiday time!! • Evening felicitations easygoingcouple²°²². I hope yourgraine/mygraine gets better ...**
Thank you, I hope it goes away soon, working till 7am ! "• Is there any way that you can leave early? Perhaps 6.55am? Will they notice?  | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. • It's all go: from mother to porn without the scorn! " | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now." Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em? I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. | |||
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Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
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"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode. Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol And to everyone else Hey
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Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
You need a mobile AC unit. We got one for my late wife because she similarly used to struggle in this heat.
I've put one in my amazon basket but gotta wait till Friday "Expensive, but a godsend if you struggle. | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em? I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. " He CAN'T remember. Fucking autocarrot | |||
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"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode. Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol And to everyone else Hey
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Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
You need a mobile AC unit. We got one for my late wife because she similarly used to struggle in this heat.
I've put one in my amazon basket but gotta wait till Friday
Expensive, but a godsend if you struggle. "Oh it's a cheap thing less than 60£ and I'm unsure. That's why it's still in the basket x | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em? I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. He CAN'T remember. Fucking autocarrot "• KC², have you had your Øvaltine™ ?  | |||
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"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode. Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol And to everyone else Hey
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Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
You need a mobile AC unit. We got one for my late wife because she similarly used to struggle in this heat.
I've put one in my amazon basket but gotta wait till Friday
Expensive, but a godsend if you struggle.
Oh it's a cheap thing less than 60£ and I'm unsure. That's why it's still in the basket x"
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"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode. Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol And to everyone else Hey
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Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
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Sounds like an arctic invitation worth accepting with sorbet relish!
I'd have an article roll with you
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An art tickle?"Damn i tried to flirt. Can you imagine what I'm like in real life with that fail! Lol | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em? I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. He CAN'T remember. Fucking autocarrot
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Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
You need a mobile AC unit. We got one for my late wife because she similarly used to struggle in this heat.
I've put one in my amazon basket but gotta wait till Friday
Expensive, but a godsend if you struggle.
Oh it's a cheap thing less than 60£ and I'm unsure. That's why it's still in the basket x"• For that price it's probably an evaporative cooler as opposed to an AC unit. | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em? I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. He CAN'T remember. Fucking autocarrot
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em? I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. Of course he couldn't remember." Is Jim's Mum okay, Jim? I know my Dad is not okay, but in a way that no-one can do anything about. | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em? I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. He CAN'T remember. Fucking autocarrot "Of course he can't remember. | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em? I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. He CAN'T remember. Fucking autocarrot
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Mmmmm...lips....necking...."I did it. I swallowed. | |||
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"Vina... that's the one, amazing episode. Bill.... it's even hotter than the last 2 days in here, my temp reads 39 and I've got fan on full blast so I'm heat ratty and want snow lol And to everyone else Hey
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Hey SexPøt!
Melting pøt more like. Want to go for a November walk in cool Breeze with me lol
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Sounds like an arctic invitation worth accepting with sorbet relish!
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em? I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. He CAN'T remember. Fucking autocarrot
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Mmmmm...lips....necking....
I did it. I swallowed. "• I think I'm ready for bed.... | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em? I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. Of course he couldn't remember. Is Jim's Mum okay, Jim? I know my Dad is not okay, but in a way that no-one can do anything about. " Jim's mum is okay. Thank you. | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em? I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. Of course he couldn't remember. Is Jim's Mum okay, Jim? I know my Dad is not okay, but in a way that no-one can do anything about. Jim's mum is okay. Thank you." • —JimsMum'll FixIt— | |||
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"I've had fun. Last night my mum's boss texted me. My mum hadn't shown up to work, and hadn't responded to contact from work. I tried to contact my mum last night, no response. I tried getting in touch with my mum this morning, no response. Checked in with her boss. He hadn't heard from her. He got a colleague to go round to the house. Her car was on the drive, colleague knocked the door, no answer. I dial 999 for an ambulance. I tried my mum's phone again, she answered. If it's not one thing it's your mother. I then chilled out by watching a low budget 70s British sci-fi soft porn film that I'd recorded on London Live. I've also had a stroll in Epping Forest. That's what I do now. Bloody mothers. Who'd 'ave 'em? I spent a long time today trying to work out why my Dad booked a doctor's appointment. He can remember, obviously. Of course he couldn't remember. Is Jim's Mum okay, Jim? I know my Dad is not okay, but in a way that no-one can do anything about. Jim's mum is okay. Thank you. • —JimsMum'll FixIt—"Yeah! | |||
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"My days are all back to front as I work on aus time in the uk lol xx " Wha?! | |||
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"It's Boy George's birthday today. Happy birthday, George!
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"It's Boy George's birthday today. Happy birthday, George!
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" Hows Mach tonight? I've travelled through there many times." Tonight is quiet and cool. Last night was a glorious thunderstorm night. What brings you through our exceptionally beautiful area? | |||
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"It's Donald Trump's birthday today. Happy birthday, Donald!
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" Hows Mach tonight? I've travelled through there many times. Tonight is quiet and cool. Last night was a glorious thunderstorm night. What brings you through our exceptionally beautiful area?" I used to live in North West Wales. Now living in Shrewsbury,  | |||
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"It's Donald Trump's birthday today. Happy birthday, Donald!
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Needs binning"Is that why he's such a strange colour, he's gone mouldy!! | |||
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" I used to live in North West Wales. Now living in Shrewsbury, "I like Shrewsbury, second best falafel in the whole country. PlantKind nom.nom | |||
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"It's Donald Trump's birthday today. Happy birthday, Donald!
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Is that why he's such a strange colour, he's gone mouldy!! "Yep, orange mold, highly toxic. Spreads spores through thin thin hair. Needs to be eradicated with fire | |||
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