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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had it in a cupboard against an outside wall so it was freeeezing. I filled the sink with hot water and popped it in. My daughter then said .... Ohhh i didn't think of that, i put the oven on and put mine in there for a few minutes!!

So what daft stuff have you done without thinking??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut up my new bank card after activating it by mistake then having no card for ages.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a bottle of white wine in the freezer to chill, and forgot about it.

Result - broken bottle of frozen wine.

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over a year ago

Set light to a shot of sambucca forgetting that the glass was actually plastic

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

sprayed my car windscreen whilst travelling thinking it had de-icer in so wouldnt freeze....it doesnt and it did (this was a good few years ago)

luckily i was only going 10mph, unluckily i did hit anothers driver door that was open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picked up the electric key along with a pile of old carrier bags and dumped it in the bin ...

Went to look for it on the kitchen bench and of course it wasn't there - thank God Mrs Red thought to tell me to check the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant begin to tell you ......... but just to say I no longer have a fondue set anymore ........ the flames went very high !!!!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Put a bottle of white wine in the freezer to chill, and forgot about it.

Result - broken bottle of frozen wine.

i did that with a cider botle, luckily it didnt break but the top did blow off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Set light to a shot of sambucca forgetting that the glass was actually plastic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a bottle of white wine in the freezer to chill, and forgot about it.

Result - broken bottle of frozen wine.

Ive done that a few times with beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to unlock my front door by pressing the button on my car keys. Done this twice now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tried to unlock my front door by pressing the button on my car keys. Done this twice now! "

Haha funny

Ive put the tv remote in my handbag instead of my mobile phone

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I couldn't find a footy top last week in my wardrobe and without thinking I just said to myself I will Google it later.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

u girls are loosing it lol

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"I couldn't find a footy top last week in my wardrobe and without thinking I just said to myself I will Google it later.

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lol and u

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over a year ago

"Tried to unlock my front door by pressing the button on my car keys. Done this twice now!

Haha funny

Ive put the tv remote in my handbag instead of my mobile phone"

Ive taken the home phone out in my handbag along with my mobile

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

i once stopped on a green lite and went on a red it was early in the morn after a club

but even so

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Clearing the car of debris after a 10 hour drive I put the iPod in with the rubbish. It took me three days to find it and I only realised where it must be an hour before the rubbish was collected.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't find a footy top last week in my wardrobe and without thinking I just said to myself I will Google it later.

Classic

Talking of tops .... Thinking of getting your ass printed on a t-shirt or better still a pillow case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spent ages looking for my mobile phone and it was in my coat pocket... I had only put it there five mins earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tried to unlock my front door by pressing the button on my car keys. Done this twice now!

Haha funny

Ive put the tv remote in my handbag instead of my mobile phone

Ive taken the home phone out in my handbag along with my mobile

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I couldn't find a footy top last week in my wardrobe and without thinking I just said to myself I will Google it later.

Classic

Talking of tops .... Thinking of getting your ass printed on a t-shirt or better still a pillow case

LMAO at pillow!

Sleeping on my butt cheeks would not be as pleasant as you think. They are quite firm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clearing the car of debris after a 10 hour drive I put the iPod in with the rubbish. It took me three days to find it and I only realised where it must be an hour before the rubbish was collected."

Having toddlers its the first place i look when anything goes missing, i now have a supply of disposable gloves under the sink

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Walked into the kitchen with custard bowl in one hand and my mobile in the other, guess what one went in the sink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't find a footy top last week in my wardrobe and without thinking I just said to myself I will Google it later.

Classic

Talking of tops .... Thinking of getting your ass printed on a t-shirt or better still a pillow case

LMAO at pillow!

Sleeping on my butt cheeks would not be as pleasant as you think. They are quite firm.

Ah but think about the frill ide get when i fluff it and turn it over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive taken the home phone out in my handbag along with my mobile

I too have put home phone and also tv remote in my bag!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't find a footy top last week in my wardrobe and without thinking I just said to myself I will Google it later.

Classic

Talking of tops .... Thinking of getting your ass printed on a t-shirt or better still a pillow case

LMAO at pillow!

Sleeping on my butt cheeks would not be as pleasant as you think. They are quite firm.

Ah but think about the frill ide get when i fluff it and turn it over

And him

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I drove off to work one day,thought my feet felt odd,realised I still had my slippers on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sprayed hairspray under armpits instead of deodrant... Think lots may have done this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sprayed hairspray under armpits instead of deodrant... Think lots may have done this"

Yea me done that too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i once stopped on a green lite and went on a red it was early in the morn after a club

but even so"

I went through a red light because I was too busy ranting at other drivers going through on red to notice what I was doing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i once stopped on a green lite and went on a red it was early in the morn after a club

but even so

I went through a red light because I was too busy ranting at other drivers going through on red to notice what I was doing.

Lets hope the cameras were dummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked round tesco looking in my handbag for my glasses , they were in my hand

Friend at work on sat spent ages looking for the tea bags and found them in the fridge where she had put them, we laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i once stopped on a green lite and went on a red it was early in the morn after a club

but even so

I went through a red light because I was too busy ranting at other drivers going through on red to notice what I was doing.

Lets hope the cameras were dummy"

There was a police car behind me. I had already seen it and was ranting about why he hadn't stopped the other cars going through on red... so wasn't surprised when it stopped me.

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over a year ago

"i once stopped on a green lite and went on a red it was early in the morn after a club

but even so

I went through a red light because I was too busy ranting at other drivers going through on red to notice what I was doing.

Lets hope the cameras were dummy

There was a police car behind me. I had already seen it and was ranting about why he hadn't stopped the other cars going through on red... so wasn't surprised when it stopped me.

Sometimes you have to wonder why we do such things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i once stopped on a green lite and went on a red it was early in the morn after a club

but even so

I went through a red light because I was too busy ranting at other drivers going through on red to notice what I was doing.

Lets hope the cameras were dummy

There was a police car behind me. I had already seen it and was ranting about why he hadn't stopped the other cars going through on red... so wasn't surprised when it stopped me.

Thought that kind off thing only happened to me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have gone to work wearing one brown and one black shoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have gone to work wearing one brown and one black shoe

That's why you shouldn't drink on a school night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have gone to work wearing one brown and one black shoe

Ha ha funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Set light to a shot of sambucca forgetting that the glass was actually plastic

Lol'. Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my maths GCSE (many years ago lol) I went to take my calculator out if my pencil case only to retrieve the tv remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In my maths GCSE (many years ago lol) I went to take my calculator out if my pencil case only to retrieve the tv remote"
you must have had a big pencil case

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