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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Ever worry your special area isn't adequate enough for men?

Woody's cock size had me thinking. Wait I mean his thread had me thinking. It's easy to worry about cock size but what do women have to worry about sexually? Do you if anything?!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Do you mean size wise? I mean it’s kinda stretchy - one size fits all.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine is more than adequate thank you very much

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Do you mean size wise? I mean it’s kinda stretchy - one size fits all.

Some aren't as stretchy

#notallfoofs

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Nope, I don't worry.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Do you mean size wise? I mean it’s kinda stretchy - one size fits all.

Some aren't as stretchy

#notallfoofs

Sorry, was just speaking for mine!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Do you mean size wise? I mean it’s kinda stretchy - one size fits all.

Some aren't as stretchy

#notallfoofs

Sorry, was just speaking for mine!

Some ladies are particularly accommodating

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Do you mean size wise? I mean it’s kinda stretchy - one size fits all.

Some aren't as stretchy

#notallfoofs

What's wrong with tall foofs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mean size wise? I mean it’s kinda stretchy - one size fits all.

Some aren't as stretchy

#notallfoofs

Sorry, was just speaking for mine!

Some ladies are particularly accommodating

So THAT'S what can accommodate means!

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

That's the last thing I worry about when it comes to sex.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Do you mean size wise? I mean it’s kinda stretchy - one size fits all.

Some aren't as stretchy

#notallfoofs

Sorry, was just speaking for mine!

Some ladies are particularly accommodating

So THAT'S what can accommodate means!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last fuck told me that he could tell that anyone without a big dick would be no good for me....

Guess he was trying to say I have a big old vag as I took his big dick very well.

But other guys who have been smaller have told me I am tight!

Totally depends on how horny and into it I am. Like others have said, it's built to be stretchy!

I don't care what guys say about it tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I font worry about size but I do get concerned about other stuff, especially if I've messed up with the Veet and have an uneven triangle for instance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure the two are comparable. Never seen a woman say she wish wished she had a couple of inches more depth

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

special area.

I need a side eye emoji.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

My special area is the epitome of perfection. And anyone who disagrees can do one

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

I worry that it may not be tight/neat enough..

But I worry about all aspects of body anyway so sort of comes with the territory.. lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

As long as I don’t have to be Indiana Jones to explore your lady garden - im perfectly happy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"special area.

I need a side eye emoji."

Fairy.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Do you mean size wise? I mean it’s kinda stretchy - one size fits all.

Some aren't as stretchy

#notallfoofs

What's wrong with tall foofs?

Nowt, but I haven't got one of those either

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Sometimes wonder if I've shaved evenly or if I'm patchy. Think that's all.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Ladies, for what it’s worth it doesn’t matter to me (and shouldn’t matter to anyone).

You are all fabulous human beans and different in your own special way. If someone doesn’t like how you look, feel, taste, whatever - fuckem. I mean, fuck them and then fuckem haha!

All ladygroves and old chaps are different and not all go together. Finding the right fit for you may be a life long journey, but it doesn’t mean yours isn’t fucking perfect

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"special area.

I need a side eye emoji.

Fairy."

I want to be in your special area now.

Can't stop thinking about your special area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer fully shaven- waxed

Not into lady gardens

I like to see everything clearly

My own preference which is no way intended to insult or hurt anyone ..

whatever floats ya boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It swings too and fro if that's what you're wondering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lilly’s point of view btw ..

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve been told my foo-foo tastes nice. That’s good enough for me

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’ve been told my foo-foo tastes nice. That’s good enough for me

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"special area.

I need a side eye emoji.

Fairy.

I want to be in your special area now.

Can't stop thinking about your special area.

Click here to chat to hot women in your special area.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve been told my foo-foo tastes nice. That’s good enough for me

Fuck

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been told my foo-foo tastes nice. That’s good enough for me

Don't believe it. Are you free tonight for a tester?

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ladies, for what it’s worth it doesn’t matter to me (and shouldn’t matter to anyone).

You are all fabulous human beans and different in your own special way. If someone doesn’t like how you look, feel, taste, whatever - fuckem. I mean, fuck them and then fuckem haha!

All ladygroves and old chaps are different and not all go together. Finding the right fit for you may be a life long journey, but it doesn’t mean yours isn’t fucking perfect

You know they care about cock size right?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve been told my foo-foo tastes nice. That’s good enough for me

Don't believe it. Are you free tonight for a tester?

I am tonight yes… not tomorrow or Thursday though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry I may get cramp.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Ladies, for what it’s worth it doesn’t matter to me (and shouldn’t matter to anyone).

You are all fabulous human beans and different in your own special way. If someone doesn’t like how you look, feel, taste, whatever - fuckem. I mean, fuck them and then fuckem haha!

All ladygroves and old chaps are different and not all go together. Finding the right fit for you may be a life long journey, but it doesn’t mean yours isn’t fucking perfect

You know they care about cock size right?

Yea, that’s because they’ve all got cavernous echoey gashes with huge lolloping labia that are permanently hoovering. With rotting fish carcasses sprinkled with overboiled cabbage.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"special area.

I need a side eye emoji.

Fairy.

I want to be in your special area now.

Can't stop thinking about your special area.

Click here to chat to hot women in your special area."

Ricky you are making me laugh a lot tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I do worry at times. I have a low cervix, which means some men are too big, or some postions too deep, and it causes pain. Stupidly, I worry that might cause disappointment. I also sometimes feel self-conscious about my labia as they're on the long side. Nobody has ever done or said anything to indicate they were disappointed, so I should really stop giving it head space.

Nell

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Ladies, for what it’s worth it doesn’t matter to me (and shouldn’t matter to anyone).

You are all fabulous human beans and different in your own special way. If someone doesn’t like how you look, feel, taste, whatever - fuckem. I mean, fuck them and then fuckem haha!

All ladygroves and old chaps are different and not all go together. Finding the right fit for you may be a life long journey, but it doesn’t mean yours isn’t fucking perfect

You know they care about cock size right?

Yea, that’s because they’ve all got cavernous echoey gashes with huge lolloping labia that are permanently hoovering. With rotting fish carcasses sprinkled with overboiled cabbage."

oh my.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. It is what it is. Can't change it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"special area.

I need a side eye emoji.

Fairy.

I want to be in your special area now.

Can't stop thinking about your special area.

Click here to chat to hot women in your special area."

I clicked and it was a link to [redacted]

Spammer

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Well as long as it's fit for purpose then I'm happy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ve been told my foo-foo tastes nice. That’s good enough for me

Foo Foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"special area.

I need a side eye emoji.

Fairy.

I want to be in your special area now.

Can't stop thinking about your special area.

Click here to chat to hot women in your special area.

I clicked and it was a link to [redacted]

Spammer

*honk honk*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, do I come across as someone that cares what others think?

I will make them cry before I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"special area.

I need a side eye emoji.

Fairy.

I want to be in your special area now.

Can't stop thinking about your special area.

Click here to chat to hot women in your special area.

Ricky you are making me laugh a lot tonight! "

I shall stop it immediately.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve been told my foo-foo tastes nice. That’s good enough for me

Foo Foo

Yes… it’s a fighter

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Nope, do I come across as someone that cares what others think?

I will make them cry before I do.

Go Boo Go Boo

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ve been told my foo-foo tastes nice. That’s good enough for me

Foo Foo

Yes… it’s a fighter

Dear Oh Dear

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Nope, do I come across as someone that cares what others think?

I will make them cry before I do.

This is absolutely true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes a I feel a bit weird when I see people posting that they only like small and neat minge flaps. Sometimes I get a bit meh at the posts bigging up the bbws and the skinny women. Sometimes I feel bad when I see people say they like small boobs or gym fit ladies.

Then I give my head a wobble and crack on with my day

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Whether or not a guy will fit is probably the only thing I've never worried about. I overthink what I'm doing, wonder if I'm pulling odd faces and whether I look OK. Razor rash is another concern as no matter what I try I end up with it. Then it's worrying about if the other person is enjoying what I'm doing, need to learn to get out of my own head but easier said than done.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Not farting or pissing myself when he lifts my legs up and leans onto them.

Not pissing myself when he lays on my stomach.

Not pissing myself when he's behind me, digging deep.

Not pissing myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not farting or pissing myself when he lifts my legs up and leans onto them.

Not pissing myself when he lays on my stomach.

Not pissing myself when he's behind me, digging deep.

Not pissing myself. "

This made me laugh so much!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Not sure the two are comparable. Never seen a woman say she wish wished she had a couple of inches more depth

I wouldn't mind it.

I wouldn't have to keep turning down huge dicks

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Not farting or pissing myself when he lifts my legs up and leans onto them.

Not pissing myself when he lays on my stomach.

Not pissing myself when he's behind me, digging deep.

Not pissing myself.

This made me laugh so much!"

If only I was joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not farting or pissing myself when he lifts my legs up and leans onto them.

Not pissing myself when he lays on my stomach.

Not pissing myself when he's behind me, digging deep.

Not pissing myself.

This made me laugh so much!

I said nothing. We know what we know..

If only I was joking

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be very insecure about the appearance of my labia. I've got bigger and longer lips and people have always made nasty comments when it comes to large labia. I nearly chopped them off once but I was too scared thank fuck.

I'm not too bothered these days. I do wish it was a bit prettier but if someone doesn't like it then so be it. I can't please everyone and I don't care that much now I'm a bit older and wiser.

As long as my hole is working that is what truly matters. And it ain't like it used to be (I did push a child out) but it does the job nicely.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ever worry your special area isn't adequate enough for men?

Woody's cock size had me thinking. Wait I mean his thread had me thinking. It's easy to worry about cock size but what do women have to worry about sexually? Do you if anything?!"

What do women have to worry about sexually?

Just....

Pregnancy

Pain

Lubrication (natural)

Periods

Pregnancy

Hair

Smell

Labia size/shape

Pregnancy

Tearing

Cervix bashing

Diseases

Nothing really.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My cervix is at an odd angle, well what's left of it. So certain angles are painful.

I do pelvic floors every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t say I worry about anything in them regions to be fair

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever worry your special area isn't adequate enough for men?

Woody's cock size had me thinking. Wait I mean his thread had me thinking. It's easy to worry about cock size but what do women have to worry about sexually? Do you if anything?!

What do women have to worry about sexually?

Just....

Pregnancy

Pain

Lubrication (natural)

Periods

Pregnancy

Hair

Smell

Labia size/shape

Pregnancy

Tearing

Cervix bashing

Diseases

Nothing really."

You forgot sneeze/cough or laugh too hard and you may wee a tiny bit!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ever worry your special area isn't adequate enough for men?

Woody's cock size had me thinking. Wait I mean his thread had me thinking. It's easy to worry about cock size but what do women have to worry about sexually? Do you if anything?!

What do women have to worry about sexually?

Just....

Pregnancy

Pain

Lubrication (natural)

Periods

Pregnancy

Hair

Smell

Labia size/shape

Pregnancy

Tearing

Cervix bashing

Diseases

Nothing really.

You forgot sneeze/cough or laugh too hard and you may wee a tiny bit!

It's not wee, it's......

Never mind

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ever worry your special area isn't adequate enough for men?

Woody's cock size had me thinking. Wait I mean his thread had me thinking. It's easy to worry about cock size but what do women have to worry about sexually? Do you if anything?!

What do women have to worry about sexually?

Just....

Pregnancy

Pain

Lubrication (natural)

Periods

Pregnancy

Hair

Smell

Labia size/shape

Pregnancy

Tearing

Cervix bashing

Diseases

Nothing really.

You forgot sneeze/cough or laugh too hard and you may wee a tiny bit!

It's not wee, it's......

Never mind

I'll remember to say that next time I accidentally piss myself

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Yeah, I do worry at times. I have a low cervix, which means some men are too big, or some postions too deep, and it causes pain. Stupidly, I worry that might cause disappointment. I also sometimes feel self-conscious about my labia as they're on the long side. Nobody has ever done or said anything to indicate they were disappointed, so I should really stop giving it head space.

Nell"

No pics to debate the statement about large labia but I would say I love them and they drive me wild….

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I used to be very insecure about the appearance of my labia. I've got bigger and longer lips and people have always made nasty comments when it comes to large labia. I nearly chopped them off once but I was too scared thank fuck.

I'm not too bothered these days. I do wish it was a bit prettier but if someone doesn't like it then so be it. I can't please everyone and I don't care that much now I'm a bit older and wiser.

As long as my hole is working that is what truly matters. And it ain't like it used to be (I did push a child out) but it does the job nicely.

People can and do say horrible stuff and never think of the impact.

Maybe there's truth to the expression love or lust is blind. I'd guarantee you they're not thinking, hmnn thats not specification size or ones bigger than the other.

A woman told me to stop looking at her cellulite. She didn't believe me when I told her I couldn't see it. Of course she didn't like her bum. Truth was I'd follow that bum like a dog. Just happy to be there.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ever worry your special area isn't adequate enough for men?

Woody's cock size had me thinking. Wait I mean his thread had me thinking. It's easy to worry about cock size but what do women have to worry about sexually? Do you if anything?!

What do women have to worry about sexually?

Just....

Pregnancy

Pain

Lubrication (natural)

Periods

Pregnancy

Hair

Smell

Labia size/shape

Pregnancy

Tearing

Cervix bashing

Diseases

Nothing really.

You forgot sneeze/cough or laugh too hard and you may wee a tiny bit!

It's not wee, it's......

Never mind

I'll remember to say that next time I accidentally piss myself

More piss in this thread than I was prepared for

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I'm not too bothered these days. I do wish it was a bit prettier but if someone doesn't like it then so be it. I can't please everyone and I don't care that much now I'm a bit older and wiser.

As long as my hole is working that is what truly matters. And it ain't like it used to be (I did push a child out) but it does the job nicely.

once again I adore large labia and could gently tease, nibble, suck and lick for England…but alas no pics

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over a year ago

Passing wind during receiving oral

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

I'm not too bothered these days. I do wish it was a bit prettier but if someone doesn't like it then so be it. I can't please everyone and I don't care that much now I'm a bit older and wiser.

As long as my hole is working that is what truly matters. And it ain't like it used to be (I did push a child out) but it does the job nicely.

once again I adore large labia and could gently tease, nibble, suck and lick for England…but alas no pics

Can't wait to see that knighthood given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been told my foo-foo tastes nice. That’s good enough for me

Foo Foo

Yes… it’s a fighter

That made me chuckle

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Passing wind during receiving oral

T. "

It shows you're relaxed. Worse things have happened, much worse.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Passing wind during receiving oral

T. "

Oh, and fanny farts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passing wind during receiving oral

It shows you're relaxed. Worse things have happened, much worse."

Jesus.. were you there ? Cause that's what he said too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passing wind during receiving oral

Oh, and fanny farts."

Those make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I like mine and if they don’t they can go shove their pecker in someone else.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I'm not too bothered these days. I do wish it was a bit prettier but if someone doesn't like it then so be it. I can't please everyone and I don't care that much now I'm a bit older and wiser.

As long as my hole is working that is what truly matters. And it ain't like it used to be (I did push a child out) but it does the job nicely.

I've pushed 4 babies out, I know it isn't what it used to be and wouldnt win prizes in a beauty contest, but if anyone gets up close and personal with it I still reckon they're damn lucky.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"No I like mine and if they don’t they can go shove their pecker in someone else."

No one's gonna do that though are they

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Passing wind during receiving oral

It shows you're relaxed. Worse things have happened, much worse.

Jesus.. were you there ? Cause that's what he said too.

Man knew what he was talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus.. were you there ? Cause that's what he said too.

Man knew what he was talking about."

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