FabSwingers.com forum: Who's your white whale?

By *razel OP Man
over a year ago

South East

That elusive user who you've always seen or admired but could never get because you don't meet their age or preference criteria.

Don't be afraid to name and fame them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey me, absolutely loads. For various reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F&B

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

There's a few we admire but wouldn't meet or can't meet for whatever reasons.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F&B

But Brigitte would go mad

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By *razel OP Man
over a year ago

South East

You have to only pick one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not naming but there’s about 4/5 on the forums I am too young for. Just charge it to the game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That elusive user who you've always seen or admired but could never get because you don't meet their age or preference criteria.

Don't be afraid to name and fame them"

That would be telling!

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By *razel OP Man
over a year ago

South East

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By *razel OP Man
over a year ago

South East

"Not naming but there’s about 4/5 on the forums I am too young for. Just charge it to the game. "

Yeah man tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"[Removed by poster at 13/06/23 18:12:24]"

I must learn to type!

I’’m sadly too old for some and that’s all cool, I forget how old I am, certainty don’t act or feel it. Xx

I’m not wholly sure about calling someone a white whale mind you, although I’m sure lots of chaps will enjoy being referred to as Moby Dick judging by some of the threads! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None at the moment.

But the funny story is that we almost missed out on each other because of the age criteria set out by Miles. Thankfully, that obstacle became irrelevant almost as soon as we met. It did though took some convincing on my part, because of his reservations on the age gap. I'll save you looking up the profile - it's 12 years. He always corrects me that it's 12.5

Tones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None that I can think of.

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By *razel OP Man
over a year ago

South East

"[Removed by poster at 13/06/23 18:12:24]

I must learn to type!

I’’m sadly too old for some and that’s all cool, I forget how old I am, certainty don’t act or feel it. Xx

I’m not wholly sure about calling someone a white whale mind you, although I’m sure lots of chaps will enjoy being referred to as Moby Dick judging by some of the threads! xx

White whale refers to something that someone chases after obsessively with little to no success

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Not naming but there’s about 4/5 on the forums I am too young for. Just charge it to the game. "

Tell me about it!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m tightly gripping the shaft of my harpoon as I type this….ready to thrust it deep into a fine forum filly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They know who they’re are

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

F&B

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I look like a white whale, but I am nobody’s actual white whale!

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"[Removed by poster at 13/06/23 18:12:24]

I must learn to type!

I’’m sadly too old for some and that’s all cool, I forget how old I am, certainty don’t act or feel it. Xx

I’m not wholly sure about calling someone a white whale mind you, although I’m sure lots of chaps will enjoy being referred to as Moby Dick judging by some of the threads! xx

White whale refers to something that someone chases after obsessively with little to no success "

Yep got that! X

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No-one, if I'm not within their preferences then I move on....plenty more fish in the sea

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"No-one, if I'm not within their preferences then I move on....plenty more fish in the sea

Mammals in the sea surely!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"No-one, if I'm not within their preferences then I move on....plenty more fish in the sea

Mammals in the sea surely!

Fair point...but I'm more a dolphin than whale kinda woman

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I wouldn't dream of comparing myself with Ahab, and certainly not of comparing a paramour to a cetacean, however storied. But I have been extraordinarily lucky with meeting the loveliest people here.

There are four people who have been on my Hotlist for at least six months and whom I have never met. Two of them, I am sure, don't even know I exist. So perhaps they would be the closest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that logistics are more of an issue than preferences

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I always wanted to get my hands on Tmontana1, but never plucked up the courage…

then he was gone and I am very happy for him. Lovely guy.

I’m very lucky to have had the most delicious delights from this site so there isn’t anyone else I utterly desire… for now.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Lots of people out of my league....I'm kinda Northern Conference second division

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Lots of people out of my league....I'm kinda Northern Conference second division

If that is the case, sir, then you are clearly due a Crazy Gang-style rise through the leagues.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Lots of people out of my league....I'm kinda Northern Conference second division

If that is the case, sir, then you are clearly due a Crazy Gang-style rise through the leagues."

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Call me Ishmael...........

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

As many have said before me. There's certainly more than one that falls into that category.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

England Midnight Blue

Ireland Mo

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By *razel OP Man
over a year ago

South East

"England Midnight Blue

Ireland Mo"

Thank you for being the only few that understood the assignment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a white whale, but I am nobody’s actual white whale!

Stop that

I actually checked your profile yesterday and really liked what i saw

(Michael)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely no chance am I calling an woman on here a white whale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find that logistics are more of an issue than preferences "

This^

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Absolutely no chance am I calling an woman on here a white whale

Wise man

Mrs

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"That elusive user who you've always seen or admired but could never get because you don't meet their age or preference criteria.

Don't be afraid to name and fame them

That would be telling!"

Erm…Erm just about every forum member

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Absolutely no chance am I calling an woman on here a white whale

Wise man

Mrs "

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

She knows who she is (and she’s more of a medusa than a cetacean). And we’ll get our hands on each other one day.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I look like a white whale, but I am nobody’s actual white whale!

Stop that

I actually checked your profile yesterday and really liked what i saw

(Michael)"

Awww thank you! Positively beaming now!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

" White whale refers to something that someone chases after obsessively with little to no success "

I don’t chase after anything I can’t or shouldn’t have. I chat to some very sexy women on here and I’m very lucky to have some of them like me. That’s more than flattering enough for old Felix.

There are a few women I admire from a distance, but I know that’s how it will stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That elusive user who you've always seen or admired but could never get because you don't meet their age or preference criteria.

Don't be afraid to name and fame them"

You might find people don't want to name, and some people don't want to be named. There was no need for the 'assignment' comment

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't.

He'll block me and I'll never see his semi-naked pics again

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

White whale refers to something that someone chases after obsessively with little to no success "

That gives a whole new meaning to whaling

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By *razel OP Man
over a year ago

South East

"That elusive user who you've always seen or admired but could never get because you don't meet their age or preference criteria.

Don't be afraid to name and fame them

You might find people don't want to name, and some people don't want to be named. There was no need for the 'assignment' comment"

There's no obligation to comment on a forum post if you don't want to. It is not disrespectful to say you admire someone but don't meet their criteria...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thousands

I've quit smoking to be in with a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him with the stripy underbelly that can sing a mournful song whilst underwater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Him with the stripy underbelly that can sing a mournful song whilst underwater."

Wonko?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Him with the stripy underbelly that can sing a mournful song whilst underwater.

Wonko?"

I thought it was me, given the stretch marks on my belly but I don’t sing. Only rap.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“And I said to the whale,

I said killer whale, please?

What do you do

When your true love leaves?

He said I only have

One trick up my sleeve,

I sing over and over,

’til she comes back to me.”

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Wonko

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"That elusive user who you've always seen or admired but could never get because you don't meet their age or preference criteria.

Don't be afraid to name and fame them"

It's never about age.

Just location.

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

She messaged me first... Cloud 9..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That elusive user who you've always seen or admired but could never get because you don't meet their age or preference criteria.

Don't be afraid to name and fame them

You might find people don't want to name, and some people don't want to be named. There was no need for the 'assignment' comment

There's no obligation to comment on a forum post if you don't want to. It is not disrespectful to say you admire someone but don't meet their criteria..."

You missed my point. There are some that may not want to name or be named. I never mentioned anything about being disrespectful.

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Ah, there’s one in “real” life that ticked every single box… she just didn’t see me and that’s totally ok.

On here, yes there’s a few.. but I’m over the frickin moon with the conversations I do have x

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

One or two. But would never say who

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Wonko

Seems there's a queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So their are 5 woman and 2 couples on this thread alone that I know I don't stand a chance with.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Absolutely no one. For one I don't believe in giving them mythological/near enough status. No one is that prized for me to become obsessive over.

Don't place the whales on a pedestal - it will buckle under the weight of expectation and crash spectacularly down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ Meli

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

They call me Ishmael

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many. Fantasy only.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Near the airport

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Near the airport

"I agree with Meli.

Know your own worth and if you sit outside of someone's filters there is probably a good reason."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am more white elephant!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Pickle and Beans... There's a theme there... And I just want to make them blush. But I'm friendly with both, it's more a distance thing. But we might get around to it at some point! Fingers crossed

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Literally just wonko. Messaged him once and he deleted in within a minute. I think he's just playing hard to get though so will probably smash in no time.

Anyone in Scotland too. Which is where all the hot women seem to be. Not loving fab down south it's err...yeah it's not the vibe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickle and Beans... There's a theme there... And I just want to make them blush. But I'm friendly with both, it's more a distance thing. But we might get around to it at some point! Fingers crossed

It wouldn't take much to make me blush to be fair

but it doesn't mean I wouldn't like to see you do it

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I have one that I never contact. She's not even outside the filters. I'm leaving it in the hands of fate.

Seriously though. I read her profile and I thought: that could be the female version of me. Truth is that scared me a bit, there's no telling where that rabbit hole would lead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly don't feel there's any.

If we don't fit their criteria, we quickly pass them by.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"I have one that I never contact. She's not even outside the filters. I'm leaving it in the hands of fate.

Seriously though. I read her profile and I thought: that could be the female version of me. Truth is that scared me a bit, there's no telling where that rabbit hole would lead.

Just message her you silly goose! She will probably just block you anyway!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Anyone in Scotland too. Which is where all the hot women seem to be. Not loving fab down south it's err...yeah it's not the vibe "

faraway fields n that

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Pickle and Beans... There's a theme there... And I just want to make them blush. But I'm friendly with both, it's more a distance thing. But we might get around to it at some point! Fingers crossed

It wouldn't take much to make me blush to be fair

but it doesn't mean I wouldn't like to see you do it

That's what I'm counting on... Minimal effort

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Not one. If I like them I message them. If they don’t reply that’s ok. A no is a no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickle and Beans... There's a theme there... And I just want to make them blush. But I'm friendly with both, it's more a distance thing. But we might get around to it at some point! Fingers crossed

It wouldn't take much to make me blush to be fair

but it doesn't mean I wouldn't like to see you do it

That's what I'm counting on... Minimal effort "

lucky I'm so easy

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

There was one, awhile

ago. alas she has now gone.

However, there are a few that more than perk interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickle and Beans... There's a theme there... And I just want to make them blush. But I'm friendly with both, it's more a distance thing. But we might get around to it at some point! Fingers crossed

We will. I’m coming to see the beach next month!

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

A bit late in the thread but I would have thought Unicorn was more appropriate and up-to-date.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"There was one, awhile

ago. alas she has now gone.

However, there are a few that more than perk interest."

But the dreams of her will live on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no way you're going to get me to refer to any of the lovely ladies of fab as a whale

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I have one that I never contact. She's not even outside the filters. I'm leaving it in the hands of fate.

Seriously though. I read her profile and I thought: that could be the female version of me. Truth is that scared me a bit, there's no telling where that rabbit hole would lead.

Just message her you silly goose! She will probably just block you anyway!

I did she replied. Which I didn't expect. And then I got hit by a

who grabbed my attention. And then something else happened and so on and so forth.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"There is no way you're going to get me to refer to any of the lovely ladies of fab as a whale

Cause you wanna chance to get in their blowhorn am I right?

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"I have one that I never contact. She's not even outside the filters. I'm leaving it in the hands of fate.

Seriously though. I read her profile and I thought: that could be the female version of me. Truth is that scared me a bit, there's no telling where that rabbit hole would lead.

Just message her you silly goose! She will probably just block you anyway!

I did she replied. Which I didn't expect. And then I got hit by a

who grabbed my attention. And then something else happened and so on and so forth."

Damn ninjas always getting in the way of meets

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I have one that I never contact. She's not even outside the filters. I'm leaving it in the hands of fate.

Seriously though. I read her profile and I thought: that could be the female version of me. Truth is that scared me a bit, there's no telling where that rabbit hole would lead.

Just message her you silly goose! She will probably just block you anyway!

I did she replied. Which I didn't expect. And then I got hit by a

who grabbed my attention. And then something else happened and so on and so forth.

Damn ninjas always getting in the way of meets"

Cock-blocking bitches.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

If the stars wont align then they wont its outside my circle of control

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

There are one or two I might once have chased..

".. as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it."

.. but I don't chase any more, and neither do I imagine I'm anyone's quarry.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

There's a local Jessica rabbit looking kind of lady. Looks amazing.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm not outside her filters, we've exchanged pleasantries. I just doubt anything more than that would happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonko

Pfft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonko

Seems there's a queue

Yup to get back out the door once they see me naked

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Wonko

Seems there's a queue

Yup to get back out the door once they see me naked

Maybe that's not what we all want you for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Outsider!! Soooo hot "

Ooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say there’s a few we like but don’t think anything would ever happen with. Love to hear from any secret admirers we may have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonko

Seems there's a queue

Yup to get back out the door once they see me naked

Maybe that's not what we all want you for

So you want to slaughter me and harvest my blubber?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Pickle and Beans... There's a theme there... And I just want to make them blush. But I'm friendly with both, it's more a distance thing. But we might get around to it at some point! Fingers crossed

We will. I’m coming to see the beach next month!

I'm going to buy a bucket and spade

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My lips are sealed. Both pairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lips are sealed. Both pairs."

Super glue?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"My lips are sealed. Both pairs.

Super glue? "

Is that what it is? I did wonder!

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By *mandamark99Couple
over a year ago

Bridgnorth

We are too old for most ladies these days. How things have changed over the years!

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"We are too old for most ladies these days. How things have changed over the years! "

(Memories from Cats plays)

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