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But, should we know if we are on fab? In case someone asks and wants specifics. It could be a deal breaker couldn’t it!
Hands up if you know, or don’t know?
Ps. Don’t ask, I’ve not got a ruler handy. 
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"It does help if they're longer than average. Some of us women have to weigh up the pros and cons of a long dick. " They're not always better bigger! I'm told. | |||
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"Correct measuring technique? " I actually know this. 
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"It does help if they're longer than average. Some of us women have to weigh up the pros and cons of a long dick. They're not always better bigger! I'm told." They're not | |||
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" Don’t ask, I’ve not got a ruler handy.
"Not even a Sky remote Woody? I’m disappointed. | |||
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"That’s exactly what Apple introduced the digital measuring tool for wasn’t it….? "Haha. I have actually just downloaded it!!! For this exact reason - too funny. *this should be fun.  | |||
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"You're not alone pal completely no idea what size it is, does what it's supposed to do fine but size couldn't tell you " Exactly! Why would we need to know? It’s not like I’m trying to see if it will fit in an alcove. | |||
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"That’s exactly what Apple introduced the digital measuring tool for wasn’t it….?
Haha. I have actually just downloaded it!!! For this exact reason - too funny.
*this should be fun. "Awaiting the results | |||
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" Don’t ask, I’ve not got a ruler handy.
Not even a Sky remote Woody? I’m disappointed."And I have travel size lynx cans | |||
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"It does help if they're longer than average. Some of us women have to weigh up the pros and cons of a long dick. They're not always better bigger! I'm told." I'm talking about pain from a long penis if the man isn't careful. I like to know so I can ask questions. | |||
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"That’s exactly what Apple introduced the digital measuring tool for wasn’t it….?
Haha. I have actually just downloaded it!!! For this exact reason - too funny.
*this should be fun.
Awaiting the results "Unique profile picture ….uploading… | |||
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"I’ll be honest, if someone asked me how long my cock is. I guess.
But, should we know if we are on fab? In case someone asks and wants specifics. It could be a deal breaker couldn’t it!
Hands up if you know, or don’t know?
Ps. Don’t ask, I’ve not got a ruler handy.
"Can I come measure it for you....with a metre stick? I've met more than one guy that didn't know and I actually think that's a lot nicer, because it's not important. | |||
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"I don't see much point in knowing personally. But it's probably useful to know if you're trying to sleep with somebody who cares about that sort of thing." While it's the minority, some do minimum requirements. I was asked on sunday what size I was. I said 2.5 inches and I was good with camera angles. | |||
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"Any man who says he hasn’t, at some point in his life, measured the length of his dick is lying " And the others are exaggerating??? | |||
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"Surely everyone knows? It's twice the length to the middle! I'm sorry, I'll apologise now! "Boom!!! | |||
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" I've met more than one guy that didn't know and I actually think that's a lot nicer, because it's not important." sweet summer child | |||
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Is there not a formula for subtracting size relating to well angled camera shots  | |||
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"Any man who says he hasn’t, at some point in his life, measured the length of his dick is lying " This!
Whether as a teenager or older, we've all done it at some point even if we've never shared the results.
Call me Mr Cynical but I don't believe 99% of the men who say they've never measured it.
Equally though, one thing fab has taught me is that some men need to stop starting the measuring process at their arsehole....
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"Just give me a point of reference. It’s a can of pledge size or it’s bigger than a banana. That kind of thing." And here was me thinking sky remotes and lynx cans were frowned upon  | |||
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"You sent me a picture of yours with a smartie scale. I can confirm your willy is 14 smarties long. F" They were m&m’s. | |||
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"There’s a whole Reddit thing on how to measure and where from, if you need to check/be sure." Yep, they have a site with all their data and measurements Google calcSD | |||
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"Just give me a point of reference. It’s a can of pledge size or it’s bigger than a banana. That kind of thing. And here was me thinking sky remotes and lynx cans were frowned upon "You look like a can of Carling type of fella | |||
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"Any man who says he hasn’t, at some point in his life, measured the length of his dick is lying This!
Whether as a teenager or older, we've all done it at some point even if we've never shared the results.
Call me Mr Cynical but I don't believe 99% of the men who say they've never measured it.
Equally though, one thing fab has taught me is that some men need to stop starting the measuring process at their arsehole....
A"Absolutely I did one time messing around, but could I remember? Hell no. It’s a bout this big from what I recall. (Holding up my hand!) And that’s why I posted this. But still to my point, on Fab is it s good idea to know?  | |||
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"You sent me a picture of yours with a smartie scale. I can confirm your willy is 14 smarties long. F They were m&m’s. "Oh no! Never measure with chocolate! You do know about shrinkflation don't you? As the chocolates get smaller so does your willy! | |||
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"Any man who says he hasn’t, at some point in his life, measured the length of his dick is lying This!
Whether as a teenager or older, we've all done it at some point even if we've never shared the results.
Call me Mr Cynical but I don't believe 99% of the men who say they've never measured it.
Equally though, one thing fab has taught me is that some men need to stop starting the measuring process at their arsehole....
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Absolutely I did one time messing around, but could I remember? Hell no. It’s a bout this big from what I recall. (Holding up my hand!)
And that’s why I posted this.
But still to my point, on Fab is it s good idea to know? "Pardon the pun, has is ever come up, in conversation? | |||
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"That’s exactly what Apple introduced the digital measuring tool for wasn’t it….?
Haha. I have actually just downloaded it!!! For this exact reason - too funny.
*this should be fun. "This should be entertaining...but I have a meet...will check back later....
My meet measured his! | |||
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"That’s exactly what Apple introduced the digital measuring tool for wasn’t it….?
Haha. I have actually just downloaded it!!! For this exact reason - too funny.
*this should be fun.
This should be entertaining...but I have a meet...will check back later....
My meet measured his!"priceless x | |||
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"That’s exactly what Apple introduced the digital measuring tool for wasn’t it….?
Haha. I have actually just downloaded it!!! For this exact reason - too funny.
*this should be fun.
This should be entertaining...but I have a meet...will check back later....
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"Any man who says he hasn’t, at some point in his life, measured the length of his dick is lying This!
Whether as a teenager or older, we've all done it at some point even if we've never shared the results.
Call me Mr Cynical but I don't believe 99% of the men who say they've never measured it.
Equally though, one thing fab has taught me is that some men need to stop starting the measuring process at their arsehole....
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Absolutely I did one time messing around, but could I remember? Hell no. It’s a bout this big from what I recall. (Holding up my hand!)
And that’s why I posted this.
But still to my point, on Fab is it s good idea to know?
Pardon the pun, has is ever come up, in conversation?
"What? That, do we need to know? My cock size in a roundabout way did come up in conversation. And my answer of, I don’t quite know, but, ‘about this big’ was also said. | |||
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"Any man who says he hasn’t, at some point in his life, measured the length of his dick is lying This!
Whether as a teenager or older, we've all done it at some point even if we've never shared the results.
Call me Mr Cynical but I don't believe 99% of the men who say they've never measured it.
Equally though, one thing fab has taught me is that some men need to stop starting the measuring process at their arsehole....
A"I probably last did it when I was about 14, and my technique probably had some quite large "margins of error", so it will have been hugely exaggerated. I've never done it as an adult though, and I've never been asked either. | |||
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"Any man who says he hasn’t, at some point in his life, measured the length of his dick is lying This!
Whether as a teenager or older, we've all done it at some point even if we've never shared the results.
Call me Mr Cynical but I don't believe 99% of the men who say they've never measured it.
Equally though, one thing fab has taught me is that some men need to stop starting the measuring process at their arsehole....
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Absolutely I did one time messing around, but could I remember? Hell no. It’s a bout this big from what I recall. (Holding up my hand!)
And that’s why I posted this.
But still to my point, on Fab is it s good idea to know?
Pardon the pun, has is ever come up, in conversation?
What? That, do we need to know?
My cock size in a roundabout way did come up in conversation. And my answer of, I don’t quite know, but, ‘about this big’ was also said. "Ok, if they're looking for numbers, use millimetres. Sounds way more impressive | |||
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"…. I probably last did it when I was about 14, and my technique probably had some quite large "margins of error", so it will have been hugely exaggerated. I've never done it as an adult though, and I've never been asked either. " I actually have take about measuring up against mates when I was late teens. Hilarious and also ‘wtf?’ Type thing. But yeh, younger generation will always measure cocks one way or another, literally (I know) and figuratively. *before anyone asks. I wasn’t the biggest or smallest. It the guy who won, got a new nickname that day. *true story. | |||
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"Any man who says he hasn’t, at some point in his life, measured the length of his dick is lying This!
Whether as a teenager or older, we've all done it at some point even if we've never shared the results.
Call me Mr Cynical but I don't believe 99% of the men who say they've never measured it.
Equally though, one thing fab has taught me is that some men need to stop starting the measuring process at their arsehole....
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Absolutely I did one time messing around, but could I remember? Hell no. It’s a bout this big from what I recall. (Holding up my hand!)
And that’s why I posted this.
But still to my point, on Fab is it s good idea to know?
Pardon the pun, has is ever come up, in conversation?
What? That, do we need to know?
My cock size in a roundabout way did come up in conversation. And my answer of, I don’t quite know, but, ‘about this big’ was also said.
Ok, if they're looking for numbers, use millimetres. Sounds way more impressive"Or yards? | |||
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"People fixate on these things too much. Some men are big dicks regardless of how long it is " I think this is true but doesn’t make men any less secure about penis size. Especially not on a place like fab unfortunately | |||
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"Any man who says he hasn’t, at some point in his life, measured the length of his dick is lying This!
Whether as a teenager or older, we've all done it at some point even if we've never shared the results.
Call me Mr Cynical but I don't believe 99% of the men who say they've never measured it.
Equally though, one thing fab has taught me is that some men need to stop starting the measuring process at their arsehole....
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Absolutely I did one time messing around, but could I remember? Hell no. It’s a bout this big from what I recall. (Holding up my hand!)
And that’s why I posted this.
But still to my point, on Fab is it s good idea to know?
Pardon the pun, has is ever come up, in conversation?
What? That, do we need to know?
My cock size in a roundabout way did come up in conversation. And my answer of, I don’t quite know, but, ‘about this big’ was also said.
Ok, if they're looking for numbers, use millimetres. Sounds way more impressive
Or yards? "Mines just over 0.013% of a mile.
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"Any man who says he hasn’t, at some point in his life, measured the length of his dick is lying This!
Whether as a teenager or older, we've all done it at some point even if we've never shared the results.
Call me Mr Cynical but I don't believe 99% of the men who say they've never measured it.
Equally though, one thing fab has taught me is that some men need to stop starting the measuring process at their arsehole....
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Absolutely I did one time messing around, but could I remember? Hell no. It’s a bout this big from what I recall. (Holding up my hand!)
And that’s why I posted this.
But still to my point, on Fab is it s good idea to know?
Pardon the pun, has is ever come up, in conversation?
What? That, do we need to know?
My cock size in a roundabout way did come up in conversation. And my answer of, I don’t quite know, but, ‘about this big’ was also said.
Ok, if they're looking for numbers, use millimetres. Sounds way more impressive
Or yards? "1/6 of a yard or 152 mm | |||
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"Any man who says he hasn’t, at some point in his life, measured the length of his dick is lying This!
Whether as a teenager or older, we've all done it at some point even if we've never shared the results.
Call me Mr Cynical but I don't believe 99% of the men who say they've never measured it.
Equally though, one thing fab has taught me is that some men need to stop starting the measuring process at their arsehole....
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Absolutely I did one time messing around, but could I remember? Hell no. It’s a bout this big from what I recall. (Holding up my hand!)
And that’s why I posted this.
But still to my point, on Fab is it s good idea to know?
Pardon the pun, has is ever come up, in conversation?
What? That, do we need to know?
My cock size in a roundabout way did come up in conversation. And my answer of, I don’t quite know, but, ‘about this big’ was also said.
Ok, if they're looking for numbers, use millimetres. Sounds way more impressive
Or yards?
Mines just over 0.013% of a mile.
A"An average ant would take approximately 5.7 seconds to walk the length of mine. | |||
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"There are 3 dick sizes. Small Average Big If you have to think about it then you're average. Hope this helps." What a bloody good way of thinking about it … keep it simple | |||
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"There are 3 dick sizes. Small Average Big If you have to think about it then you're average. Hope this helps." Thread closed. | |||
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"There are 3 dick sizes. Small Average Big If you have to think about it then you're average. Hope this helps. Thread closed. "Happy meal sizes: regular or large | |||
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"Correct measuring technique? " Seems a lot of guy's think deodorant cans are the norm... | |||
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"Anyone asks me (which is insanely rare), I just tell em it’s big enough to enjoy. " ...wow, I really fell for a copy/paste line, fml.  | |||
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"I’ll be honest, if someone asked me how long my cock is. I guess.
But, should we know if we are on fab? In case someone asks and wants specifics. It could be a deal breaker couldn’t it!
Hands up if you know, or don’t know?
Ps. Don’t ask, I’ve not got a ruler handy.
"i don't know woody and not sure where you measure it from anyway...... A cocks a cock it either does the job or it doesn't | |||
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"Right; So I’ve got my tape measure here for a definitive measurement of my erect and throbbing phallus
….I put the bottom end under my foot, right? "Is it a snap back? You’d best be careful | |||
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"Any man who says he hasn’t, at some point in his life, measured the length of his dick is lying This!
Whether as a teenager or older, we've all done it at some point even if we've never shared the results.
Call me Mr Cynical but I don't believe 99% of the men who say they've never measured it.
Equally though, one thing fab has taught me is that some men need to stop starting the measuring process at their arsehole....
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Absolutely I did one time messing around, but could I remember? Hell no. It’s a bout this big from what I recall. (Holding up my hand!)
And that’s why I posted this.
But still to my point, on Fab is it s good idea to know?
Pardon the pun, has is ever come up, in conversation?
What? That, do we need to know?
My cock size in a roundabout way did come up in conversation. And my answer of, I don’t quite know, but, ‘about this big’ was also said.
Ok, if they're looking for numbers, use millimetres. Sounds way more impressive
Or yards?
Mines just over 0.013% of a mile.
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An average ant would take approximately 5.7 seconds to walk the length of mine. "Wait. Stop. Holdup. What kind of ant? was he in a hurry? No distractions from root to tip? No pheromone trail to follow? I’m having a hard time with the repeatability of this measurement method. The official way is to hook the metal bit of a tape measure in your arsehole and then it’s all the way to the tip. Then add a bit. Then round up. And then when discussing the possibility of anal sex argue that ‘it’s not that big’ and subtract 50% | |||
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"Lets face it, if there was a thread about the size of a womans vagina it would be similar. I suppose the difference being theres no standardised measurement, like a lynx can. For every socket, theres a plug that fits! "You measure capacity using berries. | |||
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"Correct measuring technique? Seems a lot of guy's think deodorant cans are the norm..." A little Sure Bright Blossom Roll-on. | |||
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"…. Mines just over 0.013% of a mile.
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An average ant would take approximately 5.7 seconds to walk the length of mine.
Wait. Stop. Holdup.
What kind of ant? …."It was tiny, black, and I let it out into the garden where I found it, before anyone asks. | |||
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"Correct measuring technique? Seems a lot of guy's think deodorant cans are the norm..." and the ice lolly seems to be the perfered measuring tool for the girls, also seen some pic on here, of some resorting to beer bottles when the lolly dose not touch the sides | |||
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"Correct measuring technique? " Totally this. What is the standard for cock measuring? | |||
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"Correct measuring technique? Totally this. What is the standard for cock measuring?" You asked: It's important that you measure yourself correctly in order to compare to the stats presented here! Not all research follows the same methodology though, so pay attention to the details of whichever dataset you're using. If you want to get accurate results, you should use an honest measurement, as if you were a researcher measuring another person. In other words, don't try your hardest to get the maximal dimensions. Length should be measured using a ruler (or other similar tool, such as a tailor's tape) along the top of your member, pressed comfortably against the pubic pone (bone-pressed)¹. Do not press the ruler below the pubic bone. If you're causing yourself any discomfort, you're overmeasuring yourself. If by any chance you have strong or moderate curve, you can either gently straighten the curve, use a piece of string that goes along the top following the curve, or disregard the curve completely. Whichever method you choose will inform you about different comparative aspects. Do note that many studies exclude people with penile curvature. Girth (circumference) can be measured using a tailor's tape, a string, or a strip of paper wrapped around the penis. There is not a clear consensus if it should be measured along the base, along the middle or an average of the two, so feel free to use any of those measurements, but do not measure it along the glans/head. For erect measurements, your penis should fully hard. For flaccid measurements, it should be completely flaccid and held perpendicular to the body, unaltered from its normal contracted state and without being affected by cold temperatures. ¹ While bone-pressed is the recommended way to measure your length, some datasets may use NBP (non bone-pressed) measurements instead. In these cases, you simply put the ruler against the base of your member. Do not push it into the fat pad or against the pubic bone. This is the recommended method of the dick measuring dudes on reddit. enjoy | |||
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"Correct measuring technique? " Sky remote I believe. | |||
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"Correct measuring technique? Totally this. What is the standard for cock measuring?" The trick is whatever you use you the add another couple of inches | |||
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"Correct measuring technique? Totally this. What is the standard for cock measuring? The trick is whatever you use you the add another couple of inches "To be fair smartphones these days is a good indicator. Look up how big your model is, put your cock right up in its face while you're jerking it to her with the lovely tits on fab. | |||
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"Correct measuring technique? Totally this. What is the standard for cock measuring? You asked: It's important that you measure yourself correctly in order to compare to the stats presented here! Not all research follows the same methodology though, so pay attention to the details of whichever dataset you're using. If you want to get accurate results, you should use an honest measurement, as if you were a researcher measuring another person. In other words, don't try your hardest to get the maximal dimensions. Length should be measured using a ruler (or other similar tool, such as a tailor's tape) along the top of your member, pressed comfortably against the pubic pone (bone-pressed)¹. Do not press the ruler below the pubic bone. If you're causing yourself any discomfort, you're overmeasuring yourself. If by any chance you have strong or moderate curve, you can either gently straighten the curve, use a piece of string that goes along the top following the curve, or disregard the curve completely. Whichever method you choose will inform you about different comparative aspects. Do note that many studies exclude people with penile curvature. Girth (circumference) can be measured using a tailor's tape, a string, or a strip of paper wrapped around the penis. There is not a clear consensus if it should be measured along the base, along the middle or an average of the two, so feel free to use any of those measurements, but do not measure it along the glans/head. For erect measurements, your penis should fully hard. For flaccid measurements, it should be completely flaccid and held perpendicular to the body, unaltered from its normal contracted state and without being affected by cold temperatures. ¹ While bone-pressed is the recommended way to measure your length, some datasets may use NBP (non bone-pressed) measurements instead. In these cases, you simply put the ruler against the base of your member. Do not push it into the fat pad or against the pubic bone. " Haha. Mods! Can we have this as a sticky in the FAQs | |||
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"Correct measuring technique? Totally this. What is the standard for cock measuring? You asked: It's important that you measure yourself correctly in order to compare to the stats presented here! Not all research follows the same methodology though, so pay attention to the details of whichever dataset you're using. If you want to get accurate results, you should use an honest measurement, as if you were a researcher measuring another person. In other words, don't try your hardest to get the maximal dimensions. Length should be measured using a ruler (or other similar tool, such as a tailor's tape) along the top of your member, pressed comfortably against the pubic pone (bone-pressed)¹. Do not press the ruler below the pubic bone. If you're causing yourself any discomfort, you're overmeasuring yourself. If by any chance you have strong or moderate curve, you can either gently straighten the curve, use a piece of string that goes along the top following the curve, or disregard the curve completely. Whichever method you choose will inform you about different comparative aspects. Do note that many studies exclude people with penile curvature. Girth (circumference) can be measured using a tailor's tape, a string, or a strip of paper wrapped around the penis. There is not a clear consensus if it should be measured along the base, along the middle or an average of the two, so feel free to use any of those measurements, but do not measure it along the glans/head. For erect measurements, your penis should fully hard. For flaccid measurements, it should be completely flaccid and held perpendicular to the body, unaltered from its normal contracted state and without being affected by cold temperatures. ¹ While bone-pressed is the recommended way to measure your length, some datasets may use NBP (non bone-pressed) measurements instead. In these cases, you simply put the ruler against the base of your member. Do not push it into the fat pad or against the pubic bone. Haha. Mods! Can we have this as a sticky in the FAQs "Weights & measures matter for Pints & Pricks | |||
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"I’ve never asked a man how big he is. Is this a thing? Is this where I’m going wrong I’m not asking for dimensions? I was with my ex husband for 20 years and I don’t have a clue of his penis measurements. I know all his clothes measurements and his foot size. Same goes with all my playmates, not a clue. Must try harder. Much harder. " Well harder would make it easier for you to measure | |||
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"I’ve never asked a man how big he is. Is this a thing? Is this where I’m going wrong I’m not asking for dimensions? I was with my ex husband for 20 years and I don’t have a clue of his penis measurements. I know all his clothes measurements and his foot size. Same goes with all my playmates, not a clue. Must try harder. Much harder. Well harder would make it easier for you to measure "I will go buy a measuring tape | |||
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"I’ve never asked a man how big he is. Is this a thing? Is this where I’m going wrong I’m not asking for dimensions? I was with my ex husband for 20 years and I don’t have a clue of his penis measurements. I know all his clothes measurements and his foot size. Same goes with all my playmates, not a clue. Must try harder. Much harder. Well harder would make it easier for you to measure
I will go buy a measuring tape
Just don't do me, I like air of mystery "Ahh man, I wanted practice my measuring skills on you! Maybe I could just not let you in on the results? | |||
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"I’ve never asked a man how big he is. Is this a thing? Is this where I’m going wrong I’m not asking for dimensions? I was with my ex husband for 20 years and I don’t have a clue of his penis measurements. I know all his clothes measurements and his foot size. Same goes with all my playmates, not a clue. Must try harder. Much harder. Well harder would make it easier for you to measure
I will go buy a measuring tape
Just don't do me, I like air of mystery
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"Much like big dick vegans, if he has a big dick he will shout about it. Then easy to avoid. "I thought I was unique being a big dick vegan but the way you have worded it makes me think I'm not special? | |||
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I thought I was unique being a big dick vegan but the way you have worded it makes me think I'm not special?"You don't shout about it so you are very special and unique, don't worry. | |||
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I thought I was unique being a big dick vegan but the way you have worded it makes me think I'm not special?
You don't shout about it so you are very special and unique, don't worry. "Awww I can sleep with a smile now | |||
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"Much like big dick vegans, if he has a big dick he will shout about it. Then easy to avoid.
Imagine an atheist vegan with a big dick. What would they mention first I wonder "their iphone? Or maybe the oatmilk for the cold brew coffee | |||
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Imagine an atheist vegan with a big dick. What would they mention first I wonder
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Or maybe the oatmilk for the cold brew coffee"Definitely a milk comment first. I agree. Follow it up with clarification that they’re not religious. The big dick comment is last | |||
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"Every man has measured their dick and more than once this has to be a joke. Just like every woman knows her cup size " Men don't need to buy really specific underwhere to hold their tackle still. Nor does the size potentially change with age, weight, hormones etc. Or maybe it's just me that doesn't, and that tells me everything I need to know... | |||
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"Lets face it, if there was a thread about the size of a womans vagina it would be similar. I suppose the difference being theres no standardised measurement, like a lynx can. For every socket, theres a plug that fits! "Exactly this. If it feels good it's the right size. If it doesn't it isn't. | |||
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"I have never measured it for the simple reason no point in upsetting myself when I know I'm not big " This answer confirms my hypothesis that those blokes who have genuinely never measured their cocks must be less than 6" and would rather not have it confirmed. You're going to want to know if you're 7+" Frank | |||
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"I have never measured it for the simple reason no point in upsetting myself when I know I'm not big This answer confirms my hypothesis that those blokes who have genuinely never measured their cocks must be less than 6" and would rather not have it confirmed. You're going to want to know if you're 7+" Frank" why would you want it confirmed we're not blind. | |||
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"I have never measured it for the simple reason no point in upsetting myself when I know I'm not big This answer confirms my hypothesis that those blokes who have genuinely never measured their cocks must be less than 6" and would rather not have it confirmed. You're going to want to know if you're 7+" Frank" How would 1 know if they're either if they've never measure might be sitting on a 10" but that wouldn't suit the narrative | |||
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"Length isn't as important as having googly eyes on the end in a picture "Haha I took a pic with a tequila hat on my cock wish I had the eyes now | |||
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"I have never measured it for the simple reason no point in upsetting myself when I know I'm not big This answer confirms my hypothesis that those blokes who have genuinely never measured their cocks must be less than 6" and would rather not have it confirmed. You're going to want to know if you're 7+" Frank why would you want it confirmed we're not blind. " | |||
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"I have never measured it for the simple reason no point in upsetting myself when I know I'm not big This answer confirms my hypothesis that those blokes who have genuinely never measured their cocks must be less than 6" and would rather not have it confirmed. You're going to want to know if you're 7+" Frank How would 1 know if they're either if they've never measure might be sitting on a 10" but that wouldn't suit the narrative "Oh, I think if you had a cock that looked 10" you'd measure it to confirm
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"I have never measured it for the simple reason no point in upsetting myself when I know I'm not big This answer confirms my hypothesis that those blokes who have genuinely never measured their cocks must be less than 6" and would rather not have it confirmed. You're going to want to know if you're 7+" Frank How would 1 know if they're either if they've never measure might be sitting on a 10" but that wouldn't suit the narrative
Oh, I think if you had a cock that looked 10" you'd measure it to confirm
Frank"I might already and still have not measured it, that fact hasn't changed, could be 5" still wouldn't change that fact though it would maybe suit that theory you mentioned | |||
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"If I was basing on ones I've seen on this I'm majorly big then "We all agree looks massive mate | |||
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We all agree looks massive mate "It's no quite big Harold but hey what can I say that man's got some genes | |||
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Actually there are 3 types! real screams, fake screams and obviously icescreams
What can I get you, mini milk or a twister...99 please "Sorry I'm lactose intolerant, so I'll have to pass! | |||
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"If your big you know your big From experience big isn't always better" I'm sure your right but not sure size of cock was being compared to sexual pleasure in the subject | |||
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We all agree looks massive mate
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"If I was basing on ones I've seen on this I'm majorly big then
We all agree looks massive mate
It's no quite big Harold but hey what can I say that man's got some genes "He said your cock is way bigger | |||
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"If I was basing on ones I've seen on this I'm majorly big then
We all agree looks massive mate
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"If I was basing on ones I've seen on this I'm majorly big then
We all agree looks massive mate
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Never boast about something unless you can prove it"Said its not quite
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We all agree looks massive mate
It's no quite big Harold but hey what can I say that man's got some genes
He said your cock is way bigger "Fuck no, that guys dick is genetics gone wrong or right depends your side of the fence | |||
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We all agree looks massive mate
It's no quite big Harold but hey what can I say that man's got some genes
Never boast about something unless you can prove it
Said its not quite
Man can prove it though "How do you know his dick is big .. | |||
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"If it makes me scream, it's the right size! "Laughed so hard! So true or just fake it haha | |||
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There are 2 types of screams
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Sorry I'm lactose intolerant, so I'll have to pass! "Back to 2 types of screams.. | |||
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"Got asked this recently and I have never measured it and said I don't know to which they replied must be small then. Ha not very nice but as they say it's the motion in the ocean that counts ??" Motion in the ocean oh yes! Hahaha they sound rude to assume though. | |||
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"Much like big dick vegans, if he has a big dick he will shout about it. Then easy to avoid.
Imagine an atheist vegan with a big dick. What would they mention first I wonder
their iphone?
Or maybe the oatmilk for the cold brew coffee
Definitely a milk comment first. I agree. Follow it up with clarification that they’re not religious. The big dick comment is last"I drinkoat milk Narrator- Woody will realise later the phycology behind this reply. | |||
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"It does help if they're longer than average. Some of us women have to weigh up the pros and cons of a long dick. " What are the Pro's & con's? | |||
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"I’ll be honest, if someone asked me how long my cock is. I guess.
But, should we know if we are on fab? In case someone asks and wants specifics. It could be a deal breaker couldn’t it!
Hands up if you know, or don’t know?
Ps. Don’t ask, I’ve not got a ruler handy.
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But, should we know if we are on fab? In case someone asks and wants specifics. It could be a deal breaker couldn’t it!
Hands up if you know, or don’t know?
Ps. Don’t ask, I’ve not got a ruler handy.
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"I’ll be honest, if someone asked me how long my cock is. I guess.
But, should we know if we are on fab? In case someone asks and wants specifics. It could be a deal breaker couldn’t it!
Hands up if you know, or don’t know?
Ps. Don’t ask, I’ve not got a ruler handy.
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"I’ll be honest, if someone asked me how long my cock is. I guess.
But, should we know if we are on fab? In case someone asks and wants specifics. It could be a deal breaker couldn’t it!
Hands up if you know, or don’t know?
Ps. Don’t ask, I’ve not got a ruler handy.
I guess they must have some idea to get the right sized condoms..
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