FabSwingers.com forum: Woodys Takeaway. .. what d’ya want?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know when you want a take away and you say ‘ I’d like a Curry (maybe) and you call up. Well, you need to be more specific, or the guy at the end of the phone doesn’t know exactly what will satisfy your cravings if you just ask for A CURRY.

Well this is the same with Fab. You might be here to find ‘someone likeminded’… but what exact type of person is that?

**Place you order in the thread, and let’s hope someone pops up (or in your DM’s) who matches

(It saves time pretending to read profiles doesn’t it?

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Who knows, by weekend you could be eating your favourite dish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debbie Harry please.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I order a Kelly Brook please Woody, with a side portion of Ai Shinozaki and a sprinkling of Emily Blunt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I order a Kelly Brook please Woody, with a side portion of Ai Shinozaki and a sprinkling of Emily Blunt?

Why not just all 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I was putting a lot of thought into my curry choice until I read the whole thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken Jalfrezi, rice, and a big fuckoff duvet sized keema naan.

What was the rest of the question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I was putting a lot of thought into my curry choice until I read the whole thing

Haha.

Did you fancy something spicy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Can I order a Kelly Brook please Woody, with a side portion of Ai Shinozaki and a sprinkling of Emily Blunt?

Why not just all 3?

Hell yes please! A starter, a main and a dessert

I am very happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken Jalfrezi, rice, and a big fuckoff duvet sized keema naan.

What was the rest of the question? "

I made the mistake by mentioning food at tea time didn’t I?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Can I just get a salad please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken Jalfrezi, rice, and a big fuckoff duvet sized keema naan.

What was the rest of the question?

I made the mistake by mentioning food at tea time didn’t I?

Damn right.

And now I really want a curry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken Jalfrezi, rice, and a big fuckoff duvet sized keema naan.

What was the rest of the question?

I made the mistake by mentioning food at tea time didn’t I?

Damn right.

And now I really want a curry. "

I should get commission from Uber eats tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just get a salad please

Would you like it tossing?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Can I just get a salad please

Would you like it tossing?

I mean, if you're offering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just get a salad please

Would you like it tossing?

I mean, if you're offering

It’s 2 for 1 on Tuesdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like switch type I can have a battle of wills with and fiery fight for power, all the toys to arm ourselves with in the battle. Make it hot please, with a primal instinct seasoning, a good dusting of spice, a few animalistic bites, nail scratchings, and for dessert I'll have something cool to sooth the sting, i mean palate, I like the sting way too much.

Oh and a few neck holds and pinnings on the side.

By the way he'll be having a drink of pineapple juice with that.

Failing that I'll have Ben Barnes or Jaime Dornan. Or both, both works quite well actually.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

What's the cheapest item on the menu?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"What's the cheapest item on the menu?"

Probably me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the cheapest item on the menu?"

You order it… hopefully someone serves it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id like switch type I can have a battle of wills with and fiery fight for power, all the toys to arm ourselves with in the battle. Make it hot please, with a primal instinct seasoning, a good dusting of spice, a few animalistic bites, nail scratchings, and for dessert I'll have something cool to sooth the sting, i mean palate, I like the sting way too much.

Oh and a few neck holds and pinnings on the side.

By the way he'll be having a drink of pineapple juice with that.

…."

I’ll need to check the stock room, but I think I’ve got most of that in the fridge.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"What's the cheapest item on the menu?

Probably me

Do you come with a choice of dips?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Any lactose free, wheat free, low fodmap men around?

Probably all protein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I was putting a lot of thought into my curry choice until I read the whole thing

Haha.

Did you fancy something spicy

Well I’d love a chicken madras, pilau rice, saag aloo, garlic naan, onion bhajis and some poppadoms please

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"What's the cheapest item on the menu?

Probably me

Do you come with a choice of dips? "

Just the house special sauce.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Someone local preferably hot otherwise it goes cold!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I was putting a lot of thought into my curry choice until I read the whole thing

Haha.

Did you fancy something spicy

Well I’d love a chicken madras, pilau rice, saag aloo, garlic naan, onion bhajis and some poppadoms please

Narrator - it’s here when Woody noted what people are really hungry for on Fab.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

An Alexander Armstrong please x

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"What's the cheapest item on the menu?

Probably me

Do you come with a choice of dips?

Just the house special sauce."

Cracking deal, I'll take a PreyToTheFairies please.

I hope you don't mind if I eat you at the bus stop... I'm really hungry

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Cocktail Carmen from Saturday kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An Alexander Armstrong please x"

What’s in that? Is it cheesy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the cheapest item on the menu?

Probably me

A veritable bargain bucket

Yes...I stole that line

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’ll have one Jodie Comer please, my good man.

Oh - and a chicken madarse with special rice, Bombay aloo and two garlic naans.

Eight pints of cobra and a bhaji for the Jodester.

She’s a lucky girl.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"What's the cheapest item on the menu?

Probably me

A veritable bargain bucket

Yes...I stole that line

You say the sweetest things

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"What's the cheapest item on the menu?

Probably me

You think you're the cheapest item on the menu? I'm the free item for orders over 20 quid that no one asked for or wanted!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"What's the cheapest item on the menu?

Probably me

You think you're the cheapest item on the menu? I'm the free item for orders over 20 quid that no one asked for or wanted!

There's no minimum spend for these

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the cheapest item on the menu?

Probably me

You think you're the cheapest item on the menu? I'm the free item for orders over 20 quid that no one asked for or wanted!

There's no minimum spend for these

Are you like the Bombay mix at the bar?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

And here was me thinking about Bao buns

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"What's the cheapest item on the menu?

Probably me

You think you're the cheapest item on the menu? I'm the free item for orders over 20 quid that no one asked for or wanted!

There's no minimum spend for these

Are you like the Bombay mix at the bar?

Nah. The record for the most varieties of semen found in one of those does not begin to compare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the cheapest item on the menu?

Probably me

You think you're the cheapest item on the menu? I'm the free item for orders over 20 quid that no one asked for or wanted!

There's no minimum spend for these

Are you like the Bombay mix at the bar?

Nah. The record for the most varieties of semen found in one of those does not begin to compare

So you’re suggesting you should wash you hands after before and after you are eaten?

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