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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you get all excited when you see them post?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Grow up. This isn’t school. .

No I’m kidding. Tell me about them? I love romance.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Do you get all excited when you see them post?

"

A few.

Like fuck am I telling who though.....

A

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle! "

How could it be anyone else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle! "

Tell me how I make you feel

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Yes a few but il not pursue it

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By *arko2020Man
over a year ago

Sale

Casual_Wanderer

Makes me need to have a lie down in the shade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you get all excited when you see them post?

A few.

Like fuck am I telling who though.....

A"

Tell me all the things you feel when you see them? Do you want to message them filth?

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Several actually.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

She always brings a smile is all I'm saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!

How could it be anyone else? "

Literally the most attractive man on here tbf

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Absolute but I’d feel like a dork admitting it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes a few but il not pursue it "

Does your dick go hard when they posts a emoji?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do.

Generally women. Well maybe one, or two. I think it's just the one. She's hot as hell.

I've given up on the men,then don't reply for days or forget to.

Apart from one. But generally the men aren't doing it for me on the forum. I've lost the will with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I think in 12 years there has only been a handful of guys that excite me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Casual_Wanderer

Makes me need to have a lie down in the shade "

It’s getting hot in here!

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Of course, absolutely, but a chap must have his secrets!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Several actually.

"

Do you green arrow them

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Do you get all excited when you see them post?

A few.

Like fuck am I telling who though.....

A

Tell me all the things you feel when you see them? Do you want to message them filth? "

I get a brain boner sometimes.

I'd never message them filth but I've had the odd thought............

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She always brings a smile is all I'm saying "

Awww this is the stuff I’m into!

Is it those involuntary ones where someone says ‘what you smiling at’

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!

How could it be anyone else?

Literally the most attractive man on here tbf "

Love this energy for you.

And yes, I'm not sure it's a crush (sorely tempted to listen to that song now!). But there are a couple of people who I think; yep. Yes. Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first is in fear, but never in danger

My second in anus, but never a stranger

My last is in braggart, but not quite so tall

The whole is hirsute man and he is from Gaul

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Can't think of anyone x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Absolute but I’d feel like a dork admitting it "

You just did admit it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!

Tell me how I make you feel "

I get a sort of tingly sensation in my loins…

Then things start to go rigid…

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

No.

I'm closed to all emotions now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several

And one of them hates me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do.

Generally women. Well maybe one, or two. I think it's just the one. She's hot as hell.

I've given up on the men,then don't reply for days or forget to.

Apart from one. But generally the men aren't doing it for me on the forum. I've lost the will with them.

"

Does she make you drip drip

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Yes.

And then I have to touch myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No. I think in 12 years there has only been a handful of guys that excite me. "

Shout out to the mandem!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course, absolutely, but a chap must have his secrets! "

No secrets among friends.

What do they make you FEEL?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Yes, and yes.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

2 .. clue one shines like a star. The other maybe related to a duck?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you get all excited when you see them post?

A few.

Like fuck am I telling who though.....

A

Tell me all the things you feel when you see them? Do you want to message them filth?

I get a brain boner sometimes.

I'd never message them filth but I've had the odd thought............

A"

Oooft the brain boners are the best.

All of mine give me a brain boner. Except one. She just gives me a regular degular boner.

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I don’t have a forum crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!

How could it be anyone else?

Literally the most attractive man on here tbf

Love this energy for you.

And yes, I'm not sure it's a crush (sorely tempted to listen to that song now!). But there are a couple of people who I think; yep. Yes. Please.

"

It’s fake energy but I am accepting that I’m a good looking boy

And this yep. Yes. Please. Is it every time you see them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody has recently changed their profile picture, that has me crushing a little.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t have a forum crush "

Stick around. I’ll check back in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes.

I do. "

Me. And who else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My first is in fear, but never in danger

My second in anus, but never a stranger

My last is in braggart, but not quite so tall

The whole is hirsute man and he is from Gaul"

Anyway, Ricky, nice arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't think of anyone x"

Also me

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"She always brings a smile is all I'm saying

Awww this is the stuff I’m into!

Is it those involuntary ones where someone says ‘what you smiling at’ "

Na don't go all mushy on me she could be angry but you'd still just want to hold her you know that crazy shit

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Yes, a couple! I don't really dive on a post just because someone I fancy posted though... Or maybe I do and haven't noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep! And they may already be here

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I do.

Generally women. Well maybe one, or two. I think it's just the one. She's hot as hell.

I've given up on the men,then don't reply for days or forget to.

Apart from one. But generally the men aren't doing it for me on the forum. I've lost the will with them.

"

You know you’ll get like million messages now saying “ I wouldn't mess you about …”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!

Tell me how I make you feel

I get a sort of tingly sensation in my loins…

Then things start to go rigid… "

Hot. I’m touching myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No.

I'm closed to all emotions now "

We’re working on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Several

And one of them hates me "

Omg same. Actually I think multiple of mine hate me. But… enemies to lovers

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"Several actually.

Do you green arrow them "

What's that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes.

And then I have to touch myself. "

And what are they doing to you in your imagination while you do

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can't think of anyone x"

I'll be a plus one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, and yes. "

Me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 .. clue one shines like a star. The other maybe related to a duck?!"

Pickles aren’t related to ducks?

Good for you though

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Just one or two, but I'm too shy to tell them, including the OP.

.

Oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Somebody has recently changed their profile picture, that has me crushing a little. "

So… it’s not someone that changes their profile pic all the time?

Do you smile when you see a new pic? Click rapidly to see it up close!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Yes.

And then I have to touch myself.

And what are they doing to you in your imagination while you do "

They’re kissing me, increasingly urgently, and I can feel their hand taking over from mine between my legs, and then they’re on top of me and I’m ready for their cock, and I want it so bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She always brings a smile is all I'm saying

Awww this is the stuff I’m into!

Is it those involuntary ones where someone says ‘what you smiling at’

Na don't go all mushy on me she could be angry but you'd still just want to hold her you know that crazy shit "

Oooft I’m melting

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Yes.

And then I have to touch myself.

And what are they doing to you in your imagination while you do

They’re kissing me, increasingly urgently, and I can feel their hand taking over from mine between my legs, and then they’re on top of me and I’m ready for their cock, and I want it so bad. "

Or something.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!

How could it be anyone else?

Literally the most attractive man on here tbf

Love this energy for you.

And yes, I'm not sure it's a crush (sorely tempted to listen to that song now!). But there are a couple of people who I think; yep. Yes. Please.

It’s fake energy but I am accepting that I’m a good looking boy

And this yep. Yes. Please. Is it every time you see them?"

I'm not sure if it's every time I see them, they post some utter tosh at times. They make me smile though. Give me that slight fuzzy feeling where I think, I could see myself kissing you again/one day.

It's like a little tingle when I see they've replied to me. You know when you're a bit daft and find your heart beat that little bit faster?

Look, I'm a silly romantic girl. I'll always have a bit of a thing for someone. And I love that part of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes.

I do.

Me. And who else?"

Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somebody has recently changed their profile picture, that has me crushing a little.

So… it’s not someone that changes their profile pic all the time?

Do you smile when you see a new pic? Click rapidly to see it up close! "

I nearly messaged to say it's very appealing.

Sadly, filters.

That's all you're getting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, a couple! I don't really dive on a post just because someone I fancy posted though... Or maybe I do and haven't noticed "

I see you, Tom Daleying on threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes.

I do.

Me. And who else?

Wonko"

This would be the ultimate threesome.

Wonkos new pic is a Jaffa cake for each of us after our hard work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes.

And then I have to touch myself.

And what are they doing to you in your imagination while you do

They’re kissing me, increasingly urgently, and I can feel their hand taking over from mine between my legs, and then they’re on top of me and I’m ready for their cock, and I want it so bad.

Or something. "

I’m drooling. More please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep! And they may already be here "

Oh now we’re sucking diesel

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Of course, absolutely, but a chap must have his secrets!

No secrets among friends.

What do they make you FEEL? "

Depends which one but I always smile when I see they've posted and twitch in all the right places xx I

know I smile that smile that says let's spend some time together, hopefully a long time, forgetting the rest of the world, you know the feeling xx

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Absolute but I’d feel like a dork admitting it

You just did admit it "

I haven’t named names so I feel less dorky

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Do you have a forum fab crush?"

Of course I do. Forum crushes are the whole reason I stay on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do.

Generally women. Well maybe one, or two. I think it's just the one. She's hot as hell.

I've given up on the men,then don't reply for days or forget to.

Apart from one. But generally the men aren't doing it for me on the forum. I've lost the will with them.

You know you’ll get like million messages now saying “ I wouldn't mess you about …”"

I was gonna message that. But I probably would. I’m consistently inconsistent.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Kinda

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Absolute but I’d feel like a dork admitting it "

^^^Mainly this

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Several

And one of them hates me "

Is it because of your love of Jaffa Cakes?

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Several actually.

Do you green arrow them

What's that?"

Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…

Ready?

If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooo it’s you Mr Pickle!

How could it be anyone else?

Literally the most attractive man on here tbf

Love this energy for you.

And yes, I'm not sure it's a crush (sorely tempted to listen to that song now!). But there are a couple of people who I think; yep. Yes. Please.

It’s fake energy but I am accepting that I’m a good looking boy

And this yep. Yes. Please. Is it every time you see them?

I'm not sure if it's every time I see them, they post some utter tosh at times. They make me smile though. Give me that slight fuzzy feeling where I think, I could see myself kissing you again/one day.

It's like a little tingle when I see they've replied to me. You know when you're a bit daft and find your heart beat that little bit faster?

Look, I'm a silly romantic girl. I'll always have a bit of a thing for someone. And I love that part of me.

"

God.

It’s ok, Meli, we’re poly. We’re allowed to have a bit of a thing for someone all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just one or two, but I'm too shy to tell them, including the OP.

.

Oops "

Hey big boy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

People who won't admit who theirs are, are you scared they'll block you, or that they'll publicly reject you?

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport


"Yes, a couple! I don't really dive on a post just because someone I fancy posted though... Or maybe I do and haven't noticed

I see you, Tom Daleying on threads "

Me and Tom both knit too, maybe I am Tom Daleying through life oh wait, I can't swim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Somebody has recently changed their profile picture, that has me crushing a little.

So… it’s not someone that changes their profile pic all the time?

Do you smile when you see a new pic? Click rapidly to see it up close!

I nearly messaged to say it's very appealing.

Sadly, filters.

That's all you're getting. "

Fucking tease.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course, absolutely, but a chap must have his secrets!

No secrets among friends.

What do they make you FEEL?

Depends which one but I always smile when I see they've posted and twitch in all the right places xx I

know I smile that smile that says let's spend some time together, hopefully a long time, forgetting the rest of the world, you know the feeling xx"

Eurgh. I want to read your love story

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Several actually.

Do you green arrow them

What's that?

Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…

Ready?

If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..

"

Every day is a school day!! I really didn't know that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have a forum fab crush?

Of course I do. Forum crushes are the whole reason I stay on Fab.

"

Same. Those fucking feels!

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

T has quite a few crushes & she fantasy fingers.lol

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"Several actually.

Do you green arrow them

What's that?

Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…

Ready?

If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..

"

So basically it's a tool to stalk them?

What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them?

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Yeah sure more than one has piqued my interest in different ways. But you know, /shy smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kinda "

Do they make you want to have a cold shower?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Absolute but I’d feel like a dork admitting it

^^^Mainly this "

Well, I like the dorkiness of admitting it. Now admit it!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"People who won't admit who theirs are, are you scared they'll block you, or that they'll publicly reject you?

"

I think it's because I don't see myself as desirable, so fully expect rejection and don't want that. I don't need to expose myself to that.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Yep

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Yes, and yes.

Me "

Actually, yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who won't admit who theirs are, are you scared they'll block you, or that they'll publicly reject you?

"

Block?! God imagine being blocked for admitting that you follow someone around the forums by green arrow, fab all their pics, reply to all their posts and want to do the sex with them. But extreme?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I used to and always took every opportunity to flirt with her and pray to the fab gods she would notice and mention my name.

But since we got together I don’t

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Several actually.

Do you green arrow them

What's that?

Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…

Ready?

If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..

So basically it's a tool to stalk them?

What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them? "

Everyone has a green arrow. Now stalk me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, a couple! I don't really dive on a post just because someone I fancy posted though... Or maybe I do and haven't noticed

I see you, Tom Daleying on threads

Me and Tom both knit too, maybe I am Tom Daleying through life oh wait, I can't swim "

!

I’ll save you, coco

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"T has quite a few crushes & she fantasy fingers.lol "

Bad girl

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

A crush on myself I'm hot as fuck. I make myself dribble

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I can’t name them Steve, it wouldn’t be fair on them.

I wouldn’t want to be responsible for them receiving malicious messages from other jealous women.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Mr Pickle, I've been stalking you for months. I want your pickle slut t-shirt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah sure more than one has piqued my interest in different ways. But you know, /shy smile."

You dog, you

Woof!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"And this yep. Yes. Please. Is it every time you see them?

I'm not sure if it's every time I see them, they post some utter tosh at times. They make me smile though. Give me that slight fuzzy feeling where I think, I could see myself kissing you again/one day.

It's like a little tingle when I see they've replied to me. You know when you're a bit daft and find your heart beat that little bit faster?

Look, I'm a silly romantic girl. I'll always have a bit of a thing for someone. And I love that part of me.

God.

It’s ok, Meli, we’re poly. We’re allowed to have a bit of a thing for someone all the time. "

I like you Pickles. Sometimes I wish I wasn't poly. But other times, like now, it's a beautiful way of being. Long live having a bit of a thing for the beautiful souls who light us up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who won't admit who theirs are, are you scared they'll block you, or that they'll publicly reject you?

I think it's because I don't see myself as desirable, so fully expect rejection and don't want that. I don't need to expose myself to that. "

I feel that. But occasionally I’m like- fuck it - put yourself out there steve!!

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Several actually.

Do you green arrow them

What's that?

Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…

Ready?

If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..

So basically it's a tool to stalk them?

What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them?

Everyone has a green arrow. Now stalk me "
. I pity any poor soul that green arrows me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few that can excite ones certain interests

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Several actually.

Do you green arrow them

What's that?

Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…

Ready?

If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..

So basically it's a tool to stalk them?

What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them? "

First rule of stalking club… is that you DON’T ASK FOR PERMISSION!! FFS who let you in? Obviously you don’t actually *join* the Stalking Club, there’s no membership per se..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep"

Are they beautiful?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr Pickle, I've been stalking you for months. I want your pickle slut t-shirt. "

Get in my box first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few, hopefully they all know but even if they don't feel the same, I'm just glad they didn't block me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggone definitely seems like a top chap and Meli catches my eye regularly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, and yes.

Me

Actually, yes "

Kiss me somewhere romantic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to and always took every opportunity to flirt with her and pray to the fab gods she would notice and mention my name.

But since we got together I don’t

Marc"

Omg! You had a crush on Tinder!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A crush on myself I'm hot as fuck. I make myself dribble "

I don’t blame you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t name them Steve, it wouldn’t be fair on them.

I wouldn’t want to be responsible for them receiving malicious messages from other jealous women. "

Oh I hate that. When one of your girlfriends is standing in the way of you meeting your true love

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Several actually.

Do you green arrow them

What's that?

Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…

Ready?

If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..

So basically it's a tool to stalk them?

What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them?

Everyone has a green arrow. Now stalk me . I pity any poor soul that green arrows me x"

*green arrows*

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"A crush on myself I'm hot as fuck. I make myself dribble

I don’t blame you! "

Self love in the morning is the best love

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a few that can excite ones certain interests "

You mind? Your penis? Tell me??!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A crush on myself I'm hot as fuck. I make myself dribble

I don’t blame you!

Self love in the morning is the best love "

And the evening. And the noon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a few, hopefully they all know but even if they don't feel the same, I'm just glad they didn't block me "

They usually only block me after I send them a face pic! Have you tried that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doggone definitely seems like a top chap and Meli catches my eye regularly "

He seems like good company. Meli I dunno I’m on the fence about her.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There go two of mine^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them "

I can’t tell them! I literally can’t!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No."

Me?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I don't have any at the moment.

"

But but but

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have any at the moment.

"
me neither. Wink wink.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Yep"

Replies in the affirmative.

Are we talking one, five, ten?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them

I can’t tell them! I literally can’t! "

Did they block you or just filtered out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few for different reasons, mostly their humour. But there's one that I'd let ruin every part of me and there's two that I've boned already but still have a thing for.

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

There are a few and I get that excitement if they post or if they message. Just seeing their name pop up or a new avatar is exciting.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Several actually.

Do you green arrow them "

Love a green arrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My first is in fear, but never in danger

My second in anus, but never a stranger

My last is in braggart, but not quite so tall

The whole is hirsute man and he is from Gaul

Anyway, Ricky, nice arse. "

You better believe it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aweee don't get me wrong I like a lot of people and I would bink bank bonk them straight up the backdoor if the opportunity presented itself but I crush hard to the point I'm obsessive and that doesn't happen too often with people from here but I still love you all besties.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I do, I do...

But I'm not saying who!

And they make me feel like meeting for a screw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a few, hopefully they all know but even if they don't feel the same, I'm just glad they didn't block me "

I can only relate in that fashion too my friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them

I can’t tell them! I literally can’t!

Did they block you or just filtered out? "

Bloody filters. Sucks being 26!

Actually, of course it fucking doesn’t.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do, I do...

But I'm not saying who!

And they make me feel like meeting for a screw!

"

It’s so obvious! We see you two flirting all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A few for different reasons, mostly their humour. But there's one that I'd let ruin every part of me and there's two that I've boned already but still have a thing for. "

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaarft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are a few and I get that excitement if they post or if they message. Just seeing their name pop up or a new avatar is exciting. "

Relatable for sure!

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Nice warm vibe to y0ur profile.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them

I can’t tell them! I literally can’t!

Did they block you or just filtered out?

Bloody filters. Sucks being 26!

Actually, of course it fucking doesn’t. "

I got a lot of sucks when I was young

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aweee don't get me wrong I like a lot of people and I would bink bank bonk them straight up the backdoor if the opportunity presented itself but I crush hard to the point I'm obsessive and that doesn't happen too often with people from here but I still love you all besties."

We’ve moved on, lemon! We’re into lime now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice warm vibe to y0ur profile."

You tryna fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them

I can’t tell them! I literally can’t!

Did they block you or just filtered out?

Bloody filters. Sucks being 26!

Actually, of course it fucking doesn’t.

I got a lot of sucks when I was young "

I’m just tryna be like youuuuuuuuuu bro

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No...maybe in the early days but not now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aweee don't get me wrong I like a lot of people and I would bink bank bonk them straight up the backdoor if the opportunity presented itself but I crush hard to the point I'm obsessive and that doesn't happen too often with people from here but I still love you all besties.

We’ve moved on, lemon! We’re into lime now. "

limebuttercream just doesn't have the same ring to it Pickles.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them

I can’t tell them! I literally can’t!

Did they block you or just filtered out?

Bloody filters. Sucks being 26!

Actually, of course it fucking doesn’t.

I got a lot of sucks when I was young

I’m just tryna be like youuuuuuuuuu bro"

Aim higher, quite a bit higher

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Got you hotlisted , great kilt, hot lips. Swoon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No...maybe in the early days but not now x"

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aweee don't get me wrong I like a lot of people and I would bink bank bonk them straight up the backdoor if the opportunity presented itself but I crush hard to the point I'm obsessive and that doesn't happen too often with people from here but I still love you all besties.

We’ve moved on, lemon! We’re into lime now.

limebuttercream just doesn't have the same ring to it Pickles. "

IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU, LEMON!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got you hotlisted , great kilt, hot lips. Swoon!"

Reply + quote, general!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I do, I do...

But I'm not saying who!

And they make me feel like meeting for a screw!

It’s so obvious! We see you two flirting all the time "

Nice try you sneaky guy.

But I'm still not telling who makes me sigh.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Aweee don't get me wrong I like a lot of people and I would bink bank bonk them straight up the backdoor if the opportunity presented itself but I crush hard to the point I'm obsessive and that doesn't happen too often with people from here but I still love you all besties.

We’ve moved on, lemon! We’re into lime now.

limebuttercream just doesn't have the same ring to it Pickles.

IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU, LEMON!

"

She's broken my heart, I'm crushed

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport


"Yes, a couple! I don't really dive on a post just because someone I fancy posted though... Or maybe I do and haven't noticed

I see you, Tom Daleying on threads

Me and Tom both knit too, maybe I am Tom Daleying through life oh wait, I can't swim

!

I’ll save you, coco "

My hero!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Once upon a time a crush, yes. No longer.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"No...maybe in the early days but not now x

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them

I can’t tell them! I literally can’t! "

Nah, it's Schrodinger's face pic. As long as I don't send one, they can find both unattractive and attractive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once upon a time a crush, yes. No longer. "

Where are they now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a few but they know, if you don't tell them you could miss out on opportunity to meet them

I can’t tell them! I literally can’t!

Nah, it's Schrodinger's face pic. As long as I don't send one, they can find both unattractive and attractive "

Genius as always

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, a couple! I don't really dive on a post just because someone I fancy posted though... Or maybe I do and haven't noticed

I see you, Tom Daleying on threads

Me and Tom both knit too, maybe I am Tom Daleying through life oh wait, I can't swim

!

I’ll save you, coco

My hero! "

I can be your hero, baby!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"Several actually.

Do you green arrow them

What's that?

Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…

Ready?

If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..

So basically it's a tool to stalk them?

What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them?

First rule of stalking club… is that you DON’T ASK FOR PERMISSION!! FFS who let you in? Obviously you don’t actually *join* the Stalking Club, there’s no membership per se.."

Who left you in charge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Several actually.

Do you green arrow them

What's that?

Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…

Ready?

If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..

So basically it's a tool to stalk them?

What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them?

First rule of stalking club… is that you DON’T ASK FOR PERMISSION!! FFS who let you in? Obviously you don’t actually *join* the Stalking Club, there’s no membership per se..

Who left you in charge?

"

I think its a power grab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Several actually.

Do you green arrow them

What's that?

Okay Morphia, gonna blow your frickin’ mind now…

Ready?

If you tap the green arrow next to their names - it lists all transgressions, shitposts, Dad jokes and other Forum musings..

So basically it's a tool to stalk them?

What if they don't have a green arrow. Can I still stalk them?

First rule of stalking club… is that you DON’T ASK FOR PERMISSION!! FFS who let you in? Obviously you don’t actually *join* the Stalking Club, there’s no membership per se..

Who left you in charge?

I think its a power grab "

I won’t be letting go lightly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do.

Generally women. Well maybe one, or two. I think it's just the one. She's hot as hell.

I've given up on the men,then don't reply for days or forget to.

Apart from one. But generally the men aren't doing it for me on the forum. I've lost the will with them.

You know you’ll get like million messages now saying “ I wouldn't mess you about …”"

I haven't.

Proves a point doesn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a few crushes in the forums. And I do love seeing them post. Makes me go all soppy inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I have a few

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Yes but she is way way out of my league and thats all i am saying.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Once upon a time a crush, yes. No longer.

Where are they now? "

Fuck knows. But I no longer bother to crush on people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No. I have a few "
room for a few more?

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Yes. I have few too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes but she is way way out of my league and thats all i am saying."

Nobody on here is out of anyone’s league. We’re all in the same league. Just some are facing relegation and others are fighting for the title.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes. I have few too "

Oh really shag

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Yes but she is way way out of my league and thats all i am saying.

Nobody on here is out of anyone’s league. We’re all in the same league. Just some are facing relegation and others are fighting for the title. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok troops. Thanks for confessing

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Yeah there's a few.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Yes but she is way way out of my league and thats all i am saying.

Nobody on here is out of anyone’s league. We’re all in the same league. Just some are facing relegation and others are fighting for the title.

"

And some might be playing in Europe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If this gets to 175 I’ll confess my sins too.

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By *erence IIMan
over a year ago

Irrelevant

There are some whose posts will almost certainly make me nod in agreement, a rare few who challenge my thinking but present their opinions in such a way that I'll re-evaluate my own.

Then there are several who I think are attractive and who never post anything that puts me off of them (and one or two that I used to like but over time have changed my mind)

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door


"Yes a few but il not pursue it

Does your dick go hard when they posts a emoji?"
no but it does when they do this look on on pictures

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