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By *winging Sally Sean OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border

Never Eat Cakes Eat Salad Sandwiches And Remain Young.

A simple trick from my school days for how to remember the spelling of 'Necessary'...

What tricks do you remember from your school days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never Eat Shredded Wheat (points on a compass)

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By *winging Sally Sean OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border


"Never Eat Shredded Wheat (points on a compass) "

Naughty Elephants Squirt Water!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Richard of York gained battles in vain....rainbow

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I remember the trick of wagging Mondays off because I refused to do RE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never Eat Shredded Wheat (points on a compass) "

They taught you that in school too?

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By *hubs84999Woman
over a year ago

mansfield

9 times table, both hands out starting from your left hand (3x9 for example) put your 3rd finger down and your left with 2 before your 3rd finger and 7 after so it’s 27,

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I before E except after C.

Never Eat Shredded Wheat. NESW

Naughty Elephants Squirt Water.

I before E except after C

30 days has September April June November, all the rest have 31 except for February alone.

If I remember any more I'll be back.

Jo.Xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I before E except after C.

Never Eat Shredded Wheat. NESW

Naughty Elephants Squirt Water.

*removed

30 days has September April June November, all the rest have 31 except for February alone.

If I remember any more I'll be back.

Jo.Xx "

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I can recite the first four lines of the periodic table.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Elephants Can Always Understand Small Elephants

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Big Elephants Can Always Understand Small Elephants "

Used to remember what ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MRS GREN in Biology to remember the characteristics of living things.

Movement, Respiration, Sensitivity, Growth, Reproduction, Excretion, Nutrition

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There is a rat in separate

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Big Elephants Can Always Understand Small Elephants

Used to remember what ?"

Because

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Very Easy Method Just Shows Us Nine Planets

#JusticeForPluto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds Eat Crumbs After Uncle Stops Eating

Because

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never Eat Shredded Wheat (points on a compass)

They taught you that in school too?"

Must have done, can’t think where else I’d have got it from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big Elephants Can Always Understand Small Elephants

Used to remember what ?

Because"

Yeah that. I forgot to add the meaning at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big Elephants Can Always Understand Small Elephants

Used to remember what ?

Because"

Because what?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Bye Bye Rosie Off You Go Bristol Via Great Western.

The colour codes for resistors, learned in Electronics class.

Black, Brown, Red,Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Violet, Grey, White.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

A couple from my school days….

Every Good Boy Deserves Football

Notes on a scale

POLO

Pants off legs open

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Big Elephants Can Always Understand Small Elephants

Used to remember what ?

Because

Because what? "

Jo.Xx

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Never Eat Shredded Wheat (points on a compass)

Naughty Elephants Squirt Water! "

Never Ever Support West Brom/Wolves for us

And for the notes on music line - Every Good Boy Deserves Food

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"A couple from my school days….

Every Good Boy Deserves Football

Notes on a scale

POLO

Pants off legs open "

We learned the football one plus FACE.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Many vikings eat mouldy jam sandwiches underneath nightgowns.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Many vikings eat mouldy jam sandwiches underneath nightgowns."

To remember what ?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

FOIL.

First, Outside, Inside, Last.

For multiplying 2 bi nomials.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"My Very Easy Method Just Shows Us Nine Planets

#JusticeForPluto"

My Very English Mother Just Served Up Nine Prunes

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Many vikings eat mouldy jam sandwiches underneath nightgowns.

To remember what ?"

Order of planets from the Sun.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Many vikings eat mouldy jam sandwiches underneath nightgowns.

To remember what ?

Order of planets from the Sun."

Ah right. And FACE ?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Necessary..."

One collar, two socks

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

BOMDAS or BODMAS ?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"My Very Easy Method Just Shows Us Nine Planets

#JusticeForPluto

My Very English Mother Just Served Up Nine Prunes"

My very easy memory jingle suddenly unveils nine planets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen Victoria Cross

Q=VxC

Charge Q in coulombs stored in a capacitor is voltage multiplied by the capacitance in farads.

It doesn’t come up very often but I can’t forget it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BIDMAS for working out the order of solving calculations.

Brackets, Indices, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Queen Victoria Cross

Q=VxC

Charge Q in coulombs stored in a capacitor is voltage multiplied by the capacitance in farads.

It doesn’t come up very often but I can’t forget it "

I can't say I would use that very often

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Susan O Hare

Caught Anthony Hanlon

Taking Our Apples

Sin equals Opposite over Hypotenuse

Cos equals Adjacent over Hypotenuse

Tan equals Opposite over Adjacent

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By *winging Sally Sean OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border


"My Very Easy Method Just Shows Us Nine Planets

#JusticeForPluto"

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BIDMAS for working out the order of solving calculations.

Brackets, Indices, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction"

I learned bidmas too.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

ADIDAS

All day I dream about sex

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By *igjonny090Man
over a year ago

blackpool and Manchester

Randy Mothers In Velvet Underwear eXcite Grandads

To remember the electro magnetic spectrum in physics

(Radio microwave infrared visible ultraviolet X-ray gamma)

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By *igjonny090Man
over a year ago

blackpool and Manchester


"Susan O Hare

Caught Anthony Hanlon

Taking Our Apples

Sin equals Opposite over Hypotenuse

Cos equals Adjacent over Hypotenuse

Tan equals Opposite over Adjacent "

I learnt that as Sohcahtoa the mathematical samurai

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"ADIDAS

All day I dream about sex"

And ... After Dinner I Do A Shit

I didn't like school much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ADIDAS

All day I dream about sex

And ... After Dinner I Do A Shit

I didn't like school much "

Soon After Dessert I Did Another. If you wanted to spell it backwards

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"ADIDAS

All day I dream about sex

And ... After Dinner I Do A Shit

I didn't like school much

Soon After Dessert I Did Another. If you wanted to spell it backwards "

Haha never knew that one

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By *winging Sally Sean OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border

Rhythm Has Your Two Hips Moving

Writing this one is difficult, because you need to write out the whole sentence, to remember how you spell the first word - which you cannot write first, because you don't know how to spell it!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Sex On Hard Concrete Always Hurts Try Other Alternatives

Trigonometry functions

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Richard of York gained battles in vain....rainbow"

I was taught that he GAVE battle in vain. Works out the same though


"I before E except after C"

Has actually been shown to be utter nonsense as there are more words in the English language where this doesn't apply than where it does

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

MUSICAL NOTATION.

TREBLE CLEF

Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit - (notes on a line on a stave)

F A C E - (notes between the lines on a stave)

BASS CLEF

Great Big Dick Fucks Ass - (notes on a line)

All Cows Eat Grass - (notes between the lines)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Physics teacher had one for 4 stroke engine cycle. Induction, compression, Ignition, exhaust. His version was

suck, squeeze, bang , blow. Sounds like a good session.

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By *itonthesideWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Richard of York gained battles in vain....rainbow"

This was just a guy called Roy G Biv for us

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By *itonthesideWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"BIDMAS for working out the order of solving calculations.

Brackets, Indices, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction"

Our was bodmas and i cant for the life remember the word for the O now, or some teachers used pedmas (parenthesis and exponents)

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By *winging Sally Sean OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border


"BIDMAS for working out the order of solving calculations.

Brackets, Indices, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction

Our was bodmas and i cant for the life remember the word for the O now, or some teachers used pedmas (parenthesis and exponents) "

I think it was 'Orders'...

It's amazing how much this changes in different regions.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Sex on hard concrete always hurts the other ankle. From a maths teacher who said if you can get sex into it kids remember.

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