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So I called the doctor today...

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

And said "my bottom hurts".

He asked where, and I said 'at the entrance".

He replied with this. "As long as you call it the entrance it'll always hurt".

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London


"And said "my bottom hurts".

He asked where, and I said 'at the entrance".

He replied with this. "As long as you call it the entrance it'll always hurt".

A"

So the missus likes a daddy and a dad joke huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like me to rub some vaseline on it for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the doctor last week with a terrible rash on my arm, that strangely smelled like strawberries.

He said 'I'll give you some cream for that'

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Went to the doc said my daddy parts are turning orange, I'm retired I just watch porn and eat Cheetos

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Would you like me to rub some vaseline on it for you?

F"

That's what she said......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the doctors yesterday said I haven't been feeling myself lately he said at least your tastes are improving.

Went to the doctor because my nose turned a funny shape. I said it looks like instrument He said yes, it looks like a trumpet. I said that's funny because my brother's nose looks like a trombone

The doctor said I had a woman in here last week and her nose looked like the shape of a mouth organ

I said oh that must be our monica

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I went to the doctor the other day and told her I felt like a pair of curtains. She said

"Well pull yourself together!"

I went to the family doctor recently complaining about my nose and feet. I told her they run in my family.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Threads like this make me wanna change my username to Dr Vinnie Boombatz and sue the balls off you all, but also don't stop this is my pornography.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just a bit of fun.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I went to the doctor, I said I have the lid overwhelming feeling of a room full of people watching me and then , the floor collapses and I’m falling…. Do you know what he said ?

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

Rubiksville

I went to the doctor today and told him I just swallowed a £10 note,

He said to lay on bed until I see some change

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"And said "my bottom hurts".

He asked where, and I said 'at the entrance".

He replied with this. "As long as you call it the entrance it'll always hurt".

A"

Lol

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

Cherry "doctor, Tony wants sex all day long, what should I do ?"....female doctor "give him my number"

Cherry "I delivered pizza for a while, what a cruel job. You can see them, smell them, but not touch or eat them !".... Tony "yeah I know all about it, I used to be a gynaecologist "

Doctor, you're saying I can have sex daily now ?... Doctor "no !, I said you have dySlEXia"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husband and wife decided to do adventures thing at night, hubby switched off lights and aim to put his dick in wifes mouth, after empty his nozzle he switched on lights and noticed wife swollen nose. Wife complained instead of mouth you inserted in nose, hubby- why didn't you tell me?

wife your balls were inside my mouth

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Must be the way you tell em

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. "Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do." The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Garrett," the medic said. "Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on." The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I actually did go to the doctors yesterday.

He said to me “Sir, you are going to have to stop masturbating.”

When I asked him why, he replied “Because I’m trying to examine you!”

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