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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

I've splatted two on me so far and they were both full of blood.

Which got me thinking "Whose blood?"

Have I just smushed a stranger's blood onto my face and arm

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

I had a horse fly sneak it's way under my watch yesterday.....little b*stard, can't wear my watch today

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I had a horse fly sneak it's way under my watch yesterday.....little b*stard, can't wear my watch today "

Oh, they look nasty.

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

They are! Apparently it's only the females that bite, and I do mean bite. They don't just pierce the skin (as in a sting) their teeth actually break the skin, often leading to infection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine probably. Got savage last night!

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Mine probably. Got savage last night!"

I'm being attacked from all sides.

I'll have to close the windows and doors and spray.

I'm going to be smothered in bites in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine probably. Got savage last night!

I'm being attacked from all sides.

I'll have to close the windows and doors and spray.

I'm going to be smothered in bites in the morning "

Do yours swell up? I look like the elephant man on one leg

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I had a horse fly sneak it's way under my watch yesterday.....little b*stard, can't wear my watch today "
Did it steal it?

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By *ommodoCouple
over a year ago

OX16

Can you catch aids from a gnat horsefly mosquito due to the blood in them if they have bitten someone who is giving???

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"I had a horse fly sneak it's way under my watch yesterday.....little b*stard, can't wear my watch today Did it steal it?"

Dunno, not seen it since this morning, I'll go check in a minute!

I know it was a big b*stard, but don't think it was capable after I flattened it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you catch aids from a gnat horsefly mosquito due to the blood in them if they have bitten someone who is giving???"

No. But you can get malaria

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"Can you catch aids from a gnat horsefly mosquito due to the blood in them if they have bitten someone who is giving???"

Sounds conceivable, but don't honestly know. Could be a good excuse though possibly

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Mine probably. Got savage last night!

I'm being attacked from all sides.

I'll have to close the windows and doors and spray.

I'm going to be smothered in bites in the morning

Do yours swell up? I look like the elephant man on one leg "

Not that much. You're allergic to what they pump into you to get the blood flowing I think.

My daughter used to get huge saucer shaped lumps from insect bites. We had all kinds of things in her room to try to get rid of them, plus I'd spray her bed, the room and her before bedtime.

They used to avoid me, as I was always anaemic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you catch aids from a gnat horsefly mosquito due to the blood in them if they have bitten someone who is giving???

Sounds conceivable, but don't honestly know. Could be a good excuse though possibly "

No you can’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine probably. Got savage last night!

I'm being attacked from all sides.

I'll have to close the windows and doors and spray.

I'm going to be smothered in bites in the morning

Do yours swell up? I look like the elephant man on one leg

Not that much. You're allergic to what they pump into you to get the blood flowing I think.

My daughter used to get huge saucer shaped lumps from insect bites. We had all kinds of things in her room to try to get rid of them, plus I'd spray her bed, the room and her before bedtime.

They used to avoid me, as I was always anaemic lol

"

Did any of it work? Mine are tennis ball sized atm

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

There's one up my trouser leg!!

This is war

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I had a horse fly sneak it's way under my watch yesterday.....little b*stard, can't wear my watch today Did it steal it?

Dunno, not seen it since this morning, I'll go check in a minute!

I know it was a big b*stard, but don't think it was capable after I flattened it "

He could well have in on fleabay by now

I'll get my coat. Taxi for one...

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Mine probably. Got savage last night!

I'm being attacked from all sides.

I'll have to close the windows and doors and spray.

I'm going to be smothered in bites in the morning

Do yours swell up? I look like the elephant man on one leg

Not that much. You're allergic to what they pump into you to get the blood flowing I think.

My daughter used to get huge saucer shaped lumps from insect bites. We had all kinds of things in her room to try to get rid of them, plus I'd spray her bed, the room and her before bedtime.

They used to avoid me, as I was always anaemic lol

Did any of it work? Mine are tennis ball sized atm "

No lol

My sister bought sprays, plug ins, candles for her but she still woke up lumpy.

She had to have a few days off school once when her eye was so swollen it closed up.

Her siblings were in the same bed as her and had nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've splatted two on me so far and they were both full of blood.

Which got me thinking "Whose blood?"

Have I just smushed a stranger's blood onto my face and arm "

Gosh I hate unsolicited advice but here I go anyway .. on Amazon you can buy really cheap fly nets that you stick on your windows. I bought them 2 weeks ago and I’ve got my windows wide open and no evil biting bastard bugs can come in and get me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a horse fly sneak it's way under my watch yesterday.....little b*stard, can't wear my watch today Did it steal it?

Dunno, not seen it since this morning, I'll go check in a minute!

I know it was a big b*stard, but don't think it was capable after I flattened it

He could well have in on fleabay by now

I'll get my coat. Taxi for one..."

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I've splatted two on me so far and they were both full of blood.

Which got me thinking "Whose blood?"

Have I just smushed a stranger's blood onto my face and arm

Gosh I hate unsolicited advice but here I go anyway .. on Amazon you can buy really cheap fly nets that you stick on your windows. I bought them 2 weeks ago and I’ve got my windows wide open and no evil biting bastard bugs can come in and get me!! "

How much are they? I have a lot of windows.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I've splatted two on me so far and they were both full of blood.

Which got me thinking "Whose blood?"

Have I just smushed a stranger's blood onto my face and arm

Gosh I hate unsolicited advice but here I go anyway .. on Amazon you can buy really cheap fly nets that you stick on your windows. I bought them 2 weeks ago and I’ve got my windows wide open and no evil biting bastard bugs can come in and get me!!

How much are they? I have a lot of windows. "

I leave my back door open for the dogs to go in and out too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've splatted two on me so far and they were both full of blood.

Which got me thinking "Whose blood?"

Have I just smushed a stranger's blood onto my face and arm

Gosh I hate unsolicited advice but here I go anyway .. on Amazon you can buy really cheap fly nets that you stick on your windows. I bought them 2 weeks ago and I’ve got my windows wide open and no evil biting bastard bugs can come in and get me!!

How much are they? I have a lot of windows. "

They were £3.5 a piece I cut them in half so each net covered 2 windows. It came with stick on Velcro stuff

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I've splatted two on me so far and they were both full of blood.

Which got me thinking "Whose blood?"

Have I just smushed a stranger's blood onto my face and arm

Gosh I hate unsolicited advice but here I go anyway .. on Amazon you can buy really cheap fly nets that you stick on your windows. I bought them 2 weeks ago and I’ve got my windows wide open and no evil biting bastard bugs can come in and get me!!

How much are they? I have a lot of windows.

They were £3.5 a piece I cut them in half so each net covered 2 windows. It came with stick on Velcro stuff"

That's pretty good. I bought something similar in plastic that was supposed to stop draughts, but didn't get around to putting it on.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

Seriously wish these gnats/mosquitos/midges would fuck off now.

I'm spotty and itchy all over

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By *uckMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe DN15

I wore a sarong yesterday whilst cutting the grass.

Some critter decided my balls looked tasty.

Ouch... I have a slight swelling. not fum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper grim this

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