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Are you dying in this heat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Toughen up! We’ve fucked up the planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but my dogs are melting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just yet but anything over 30.

Please pencil my last will Mr Pickle.

T

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Nope I'm fine with my fan.

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

I'm Scottish... I avoid as much as poss to avoid this!!!!

Crispy 2 weeks ago....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One step closer to death every second. Heat or not.

F

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Only when outside.

Drinking plenty of fluids help, hence we're now off to spoons to sink some jugs of cocktails.....

A

*well I am anyway. Fox is driving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I should stress, I’m obviously not dying- I love the heat. It’s the cold that will kill me. Makes me literally cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on fire. On the surface of the sun. Which is also on fire. Looking at a universe on fire, and my only fire extinguisher is on fire.

Basically it’s a bit sweaty and hot.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Ha. My mood is getting slightly darker and much more sarcastic the hotter I'm getting atm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already dead. Speaking from the underworld

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Turns on AC*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm already dead. Speaking from the underworld "
wrong emoji...

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Loving it and it makes me more hornier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm absolutely roasting, I can't even go for a walk without dripping in sweat! Good thing for my energy efficient air con keeping me cool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"* Turns on AC* "

AC DC?

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

This isn't hot.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I have to keep peeling my balls off my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to keep peeling my balls off my legs"

I did not want to imagine that.

T

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Being a Redhead is torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't hot."

Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

It's not actually that hot here Steve it's just right.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I have to keep peeling my balls off my legs

I did not want to imagine that.

T"

Don't think about it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So muggy out . 3 showers Monday

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

I am loooving this heat..which for a menopausal fat bird is not a sentence you normally here. I love being in it, walking in it.do I want to exert any energy while in it fuck no. The only moisture this heat provides is not of hornyness but of LDF (long day fanny)and that's not something that I like.. God bless multiple showers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to keep peeling my balls off my legs

I did not want to imagine that.

T

Don't think about it then "

Too damn late. I almost feel it myself.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"This isn't hot.

Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?""

Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"I have to keep peeling my balls off my legs"

Must be warmer over the mountain it's not too bad here though.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

It's hot dam hot x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not actually that hot here Steve it's just right. "

Wales is on my list of places to move to when I leave London.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I died this afternoon but have risen again now. Its actually OK where I am but at work this afternoon it was 35.5°, 52 in one area Shouldn't be allowed!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"It's not actually that hot here Steve it's just right.

Wales is on my list of places to move to when I leave London. "

Well if you like rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely fresh breeze coming through my back door now . My upstairs is like an oven though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not actually that hot here Steve it's just right.

Wales is on my list of places to move to when I leave London.

Well if you like rain "

Wales is no longer on my list of places to move when I leave London.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A lovely fresh breeze coming through my back door now . My upstairs is like an oven though. "

Did you just tell us that you’ve farted? Or queefed? Idk

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

We are always dying Pickle.

Happy Monday everyone.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"We are always dying Pickle.

Happy Monday everyone."

Happy Monday Brucie.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Night all.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

22° to 24° is ideal in this country. Anything more and starts feeling uncomfortable. Next to the sea with a lovely breeze or a nice cool inviting pool and no probs with much higher temps but saddly font have that heare. It definitely makes me feel lethargic no matter how many cool showers and drinks (and dare say a few icecreams) I have had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't hot.

Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"

Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it."

Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"No but my dogs are melting "

Even with the paddling pool with the water feature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but my dogs are melting

Even with the paddling pool with the water feature "

One of them keeps drinking it dry…

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I have to keep peeling my balls off my legs

I did not want to imagine that.

T

Don't think about it then

Too damn late. I almost feel it myself. "

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"This isn't hot.

Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"

Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it.

Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck"

Not forgetting cyprus has air con and pools!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"This isn't hot.

Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"

Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it."

I think it was said in jest.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"No but my dogs are melting

Even with the paddling pool with the water feature

One of them keeps drinking it dry… "

They should have been the only ones drinking something dry on Saturday...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I have to keep peeling my balls off my legs

Must be warmer over the mountain it's not too bad here though."

It's the heat I generate because I'm too damn hot

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"No but my dogs are melting

Even with the paddling pool with the water feature

One of them keeps drinking it dry…

They should have been the only ones drinking something dry on Saturday..."

SHOULDN'T damn it Bruce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't hot.

Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"

Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it.

Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck"

I’ll cool you down JB

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

No cause it’s not even that hot

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"This isn't hot.

Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"

Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it.

Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck"

Oh, I thought you were making a joke and quoting a sketch lol

It's hot to us British people who have just lived through an endless winter.

Do you remember last summer when it was over 100° and housed burned down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but my dogs are melting

Even with the paddling pool with the water feature

One of them keeps drinking it dry…

They should have been the only ones drinking something dry on Saturday...

SHOULDN'T damn it Bruce!"

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Heat is fine, pollen on the other hand can fuck off!

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By *_J111Woman
over a year ago

home

Yes, far too hot for this lil goth girl

MJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s hot. I like it hot.

It never too hot.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Yes, far too hot for this lil goth girl

MJ"

Need to be fanned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't hot.

Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"

Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it.

Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck

I’ll cool you down JB "

Yes please, a cold compress over my naked body would do wonders if you could be so kind

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Heat is fine, pollen on the other hand can fuck off! "

I think I accidentally sniffed up a bit of floating pollen. My right nostril is stinging like mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't hot.

Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"

Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it.

Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck

Oh, I thought you were making a joke and quoting a sketch lol

It's hot to us British people who have just lived through an endless winter.

Do you remember last summer when it was over 100° and housed burned down?"

I was half joking, half serious. People do like to act with a bit of bravado when it comes to the weather which I just like making fun of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t moan about the glorious heat it will be raining next week then you’ll all be complaining about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t moan about the glorious heat it will be raining next week then you’ll all be complaining about that "

I'll bless the rains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm loving it, however having to work in this heat is another thing entirely

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Nope. I thought I was a basic autumnal bitch... turns out I was wrong. I'm loving the heat and sunshine. If it gets much hotter I might bemoan it but right now it's beautiful. Iced coffee and a warm breeze in the morning is so so lovely.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve actually surprised myself the last two years in not incessantly whinging about the heat/humidity.

I’m rather proud of myself in fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

South Wales is going to be 28 tomorrow.

That's as hot as balls

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"South Wales is going to be 28 tomorrow.

That's as hot as balls"

It was 30 here today. Apparently only 29 tomorrow

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I love the heat.

And the planet will be fine it will be us that's fucked.

The planet will do just fine without us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it was bearable here today if it gets any hotter then I’ll start complaining

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Life is a fatal sexually transmitted disease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Life is a fatal sexually transmitted disease."

And I wanna play the game with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just got a mini fan that works with a rechargeable usb port thingy... Had it on last night, amazing

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I'm wilting yes ,

It's the humidity when trying to sleep that's the worst .

Even with a chiller and cold flannel.

The poor cats are knackered too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not that hot here now after the monsoon style storm we had earlier.

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Typical I go to Spain to get the heat and I could have stayed at home lol.

Mind you no pool or nice beach at home ...

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I am enjoying the heat. It hasn't been a particularly warm spring and summer so far.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"Heat is fine, pollen on the other hand can fuck off! "

Agreed!

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

It's bloody hot. The upstairs of my house is an oven and I'm contemplating sleeping downstairs if it doesn't rain soon.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's rained again, like last night, so it's cooled down below 20 here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Life is a fatal sexually transmitted disease."

well duh!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Another hot and humid night. My house is hot, windows open and no breeze.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We survived! Though it did feel exactly like a rainforest on my way from work to the gym. The biblical downpour on the journey home was very Amazonian

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Literally love this weather sooooo much, the only thing that would make it any better for me is a pool and a cocktail (maybe hold the tail )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Literally love this weather sooooo much, the only thing that would make it any better for me is a pool and a cocktail (maybe hold the tail )"

I see what you did there.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Literally love this weather sooooo much, the only thing that would make it any better for me is a pool and a cocktail (maybe hold the tail )

I see what you did there. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Literally love this weather sooooo much, the only thing that would make it any better for me is a pool and a cocktail (maybe hold the tail )

I see what you did there.

"

Horny

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Seriously fuck this heat right now. It shouldn't be this warm so late at night at this latitude.

I really want to close my windows to block out the under medicated and werewolves.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Literally love this weather sooooo much, the only thing that would make it any better for me is a pool and a cocktail (maybe hold the tail )

I see what you did there.

Horny "

Standard!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I like it more pls

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By *ap AdgeMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Nude at the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but my dogs are melting "

Best you take good care of those puppies in this weather.

(Do you see what I did there?)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Still alive… and bouncy

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest

I'm sure the jurassic times were hotter, but no one is blaming the dinosaurs unless aliens threw a meteorite at them because of them causing climate change

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By *allMeBeeMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Life is a fatal sexually transmitted disease.

And I wanna play the game with you."

This did not get the plaudits it deserved!

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"This isn't hot.

Oh here we go... "This isn't hot, I went backpacking in the outback when it was 50 million degrees with only one bottle of water and you call this hot?"

Never been in the outback at any temperature or with any amount of water.But I did live in Cyprus for fifteen years where summer temps are 40+ daily,and 30 plus for most of the rest of the year.Just making a comparison,no need to be a **** about it.

Oddly enough, most people here haven't lived in Cyprus for 15 yeas to rt used to the Summer temperatures so apologies if I don't share your view that "this isn't hot" when it's roasting and humid as fuck

Oh, I thought you were making a joke and quoting a sketch lol

It's hot to us British people who have just lived through an endless winter.

Do you remember last summer when it was over 100° and housed burned down?

I was half joking, half serious. People do like to act with a bit of bravado when it comes to the weather which I just like making fun of "

I am not acting with bravado.These temperatures are not hot compared to other European countries.we are talking about the temp outside,not in air con or a pool and we are talking about current temperatures not last year's 100 degrees.Being "used" to a heat is not a measure of heat.I don't know where the endless winter was,but here in the Peak District,high up and famous for snow stopping the cricket in July,it was short and mild.Humidity?you wouldn't know it if it fell on you.

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