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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The cold weather is [insert yours here]

Mine is:

The worst thing about the cold weather is having cold toes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Gas Bill !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting all set up ( just jeans and boots under a long coat ) ready to take some fun pics in the snow, finding the perfect spot, parking up and making sure there's no-one around - only to discover the twatting camera battery is dead!!

And now the sodding snow is all melting!!

Arrrrrrgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Gas Bill !!!!"

Got to agree duel fuel bill for the last quarter shade over£900 ridiculous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting all set up ( just jeans and boots under a long coat ) ready to take some fun pics in the snow, finding the perfect spot, parking up and making sure there's no-one around - only to discover the twatting camera battery is dead!!

And now the sodding snow is all melting!!

Arrrrrrgh!

Its snowing again up here

You can use mine if you want lol, but I'm not putting your United shirt on again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sign of cleavage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No sign of cleavage "

But nipples like pigmy's cocks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No sign of cleavage "

Ah, but the nipples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the worst thing about the cold is for some reason it plays havock with my kidneys ..

sounds odd but ive never been 'normal' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No sign of cleavage

But nipples like pigmy's cocks!!

Oops... didn't read on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact it's snowing hard here right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No sign of cleavage

But nipples like pigmy's cocks!!

Oops... didn't read on

No worries Fia - you can never have too many nipples!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't get out on my road bike with all the snow/ice down the country lanes!

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Your meet being cancelled as they are snowed in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Gas Bill !!!!

Got to agree duel fuel bill for the last quarter shade over£900 ridiculous! "

Kin ell... What ya heating.... Trafford Park....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to get oot with the snow..living half way up a hill as some disadvantages when the snow appears...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Not being able to have sex in the snow because mother nature HATES you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No sign of cleavage

But nipples like pigmy's cocks!!

Oops... didn't read on

No worries Fia - you can never have too many nipples!!

My Ex had 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not hot boys in shorts to perv on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one to warm up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being able to have sex in the snow because mother nature HATES you

Aaw...pink snow would be pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kids being so very very excited and I'm shattered!

Hope it stays until tomorrow though so I can be excited too x

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By *arentvxxTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

makes ter little willy littler xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being able to have sex in the snow because mother nature HATES you

Aaw...pink snow would be pretty

But same warning as yellow snow!!

Don't eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best thing about this time of year though is when you tred in dog poop it's frozen so there's no mess!

(I'm a half full kind of guy)

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm finally given the all clear to drive and my car is surrounded by compacted ice. And though I'm allowed to drive I suspect dealing with a skid is still not wise.

So I may have to spend nearly an hour on public transport getting to a hospital which is seven minutes drive from my house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No sign of cleavage

But nipples like pigmy's cocks!!

Oops... didn't read on

No worries Fia - you can never have too many nipples!!

My Ex had 3

Scaramanga?? You dated a Bond villain?

Cool!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bits get smaller so when its cold I'm really in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being able to have sex in the snow because mother nature HATES you

Saved for this year. Mk snow dome will let us do it one day I'm sure.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Not being able to have sex in the snow because mother nature HATES you

Saved for this year. Mk snow dome will let us do it one day I'm sure. "

i hear there is more snow on the way dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No sign of cleavage

But nipples like pigmy's cocks!!

Oops... didn't read on

No worries Fia - you can never have too many nipples!!

My Ex had 3

Three pigmys cocks?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"My Gas Bill !!!!

Got to agree duel fuel bill for the last quarter shade over£900 ridiculous! "

Holy cow!!!

That would easily pay our Gas bill for the year ffs!

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