FabSwingers.com forum: Let's pretend fab office team building.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone who posts automatically becomes staff at the fab office.

You need to communicate by 'emailing' each other in office talk with innuendo remarks and double meanings.

Remember to include dear (insert username) and kind regards etc on your messages!

This week we need to organise a team building retreat and you're all tasked with making it happen, where, when and what's included.

First person to comment is the CEO.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm CEO

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Chief of Staff.

You can call me Ma'am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo ok can I be in? Xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Engineering Manager.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm CEO

Enjoy!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

PW, can you come to my office later this morning? We need a debrief meeting.

Thanks, RTG.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm CEO

Enjoy!!"

Soooooo, what's your position?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear staff

Please communicate in email form like this before I call you to my office for a disciplinary.

Kind Regards

The CEO's secretary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to see my Power point?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

To the CEO and his Secretary,

Please can you circulate plans for the forthcoming team building by cob today.

Happy to discuss the ins and outs with you both in my office.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Dear Staff,

The stores department have notified me that some nipples and flanges are missing.

Who ever is hiding them please show yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would certainly like to get you across my desk OP

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"To the CEO and his Secretary,

Please can you circulate plans for the forthcoming team building by cob today.

Happy to discuss the ins and outs with you both in my office. "

Reply: will any dictation by made? If so I'd like to make myself useful

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Oooo ok can I be in? Xx "

Dear Handyman,

Report to my office. I've dropped something under my desk.

Call me Ma'am,

Chief of Staff.

Mistress Sprockett of the Staplers.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Dear all

Who has been taking my cucumber from the fridge again?!

Please put it back in the same state you found it. I need it for my midday filling later

Regards

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"To the CEO and his Secretary,

Please can you circulate plans for the forthcoming team building by cob today.

Happy to discuss the ins and outs with you both in my office. "
my plan is to lie on the nudist beach all day please cover for me

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

To the CEO and his Secretary,

Please can you ensure the photocopier glass is re-enforced and there’s plenty of paper loaded & wipes ready ahead of the party, I mean the team building.

Kind Regards

Chief of Risk & Compliance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear All

I would suggest for our team building retreat we include a game of naked hide and seek in the dark with torches.

Could we please organise the torches and preferably rechargeables.

Kind Regards

The CEO's secretary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck is this? As if I need all this extra admin shit in my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is this? As if I need all this extra admin shit in my life."

Ah fuck. I've replied to all.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"To the CEO and his Secretary,

Please can you ensure the photocopier glass is re-enforced and there’s plenty of paper loaded & wipes ready ahead of the party, I mean the team building.

Kind Regards

Chief of Risk & Compliance

"
No sitting on the photocopier is unhygienic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear all

Wonko from IT here.

Please perform your mandatory turn it off and on again before lunchtime today please so I can get a well deserved afternoon nap

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Dear All

I would suggest for our team building retreat we include a game of naked hide and seek in the dark with torches.

Could we please organise the torches and preferably rechargeables.

Kind Regards

The CEO's secretary."

Chief of Staff here,

After the last incident. Can we be sure to keep our hands on our own torches.

Cc. Compliance & Risk Manager, keep an eye on the ruffians please.

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