FabSwingers.com forum: Sperm donor

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Always wanted be a sperm donor for whoever wanted my sperm

Cum in a tube then send it of or deliver it

Any other strange people like me lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I thought there were several organisations in UK plus NHS where you can sign up to be a donor ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delivergoo.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Delivergoo."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have several people on a list that you could send some to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sperms donations need to be done via a clinic, you are supposed to be health checked and tested first before donations.

It's not as easy as banging one out into an old Yoghurt pot and turning up on their doorstep with a turkey baster in hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have several people on a list that you could send some to. "

I would be happy to send some out to your friends

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Delivergoo."

Why does Ricky always sound in my head like it's said in a chavvy accent? It's more a Riccckaaay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the UK sperms donations are legally meant to be via clinic (although I know of a few lesbian couples who have used private donors and used the syringe method). You also can't buy sperm in the UK for insemination - it has to go through an ivf clinic . Very interesting

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Sperms donations need to be done via a clinic, you are supposed to be health checked and tested first before donations.

It's not as easy as banging one out into an old Yoghurt pot and turning up on their doorstep with a turkey baster in hand. "

So that's why people kept slamming their doors in my face...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

NHS do a sperm donation but I'm to old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delivergoo.

Too funny ??

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"NHS do a sperm donation but I'm to old "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Age thing again bummer

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Delivergoo.

Why does Ricky always sound in my head like it's said in a chavvy accent? It's more a Riccckaaay."

It's always said Bianca style in mine too. Wrong Ricky but that's my brain for you.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Sperms donations need to be done via a clinic, you are supposed to be health checked and tested first before donations.

It's not as easy as banging one out into an old Yoghurt pot and turning up on their doorstep with a turkey baster in hand.

So that's why people kept slamming their doors in my face..."

Are you using the right yoghurt pots? Fage is quite popular with the Waitrose set. I'm a fan of the small corner from a Muller corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NHS do a sperm donation but I'm to old "

Thats because Male Fertility/Sperm starts to decline in late forties.

So, even though its not impossible to have kids later in life , it's not as good a sample as previous ages so the NHS have to limit the age brackets.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm a fan of the small corner from a Muller corner "

Do you mix it with the chocolate balls or banoffee sauce ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I don't mind donating all free of charge of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delivergoo."

Just cum

Sperm fresh

Cum hub

One pregnancy

Vagina fil-a

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'm a fan of the small corner from a Muller corner

Do you mix it with the chocolate balls or banoffee sauce ?"

Black cherry for me. Which now sounds like a euphemism

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Delivergoo.

Just cum

Sperm fresh

Cum hub

One pregnancy

Vagina fil-a

Just seed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Delivergoo.

Just cum

Sperm fresh

Cum hub

One pregnancy

Vagina fil-a

Just seed."

They get better lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I thought there were several organisations in UK plus NHS where you can sign up to be a donor ? "
plus here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Too old

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Too old"
the thread...... No its in its infancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread is lol

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Once we get passed the delivery hurdle, are you offering the lucky couples any background info or do they just take pot luck on looks and other genetics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Show them face pic obviously buts it up to them if they ask I will answer as honest as I can

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Do you have a high IQ or are you just high?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm average but not high lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I'm average but not high lol"
cmon man sell yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume you’re going to seek legal advice before sowing your seed OP. I imagine It could become quite the nightmare if you end up having kids scattered everywhere and the mums come looking for maintenance for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have several people on a list that you could send some to.

I would be happy to send some out to your friends "

Lol.

It’s not a friend list.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Op do you have a PhD in hard maths, physics or similar. Women only want the clever ones nowadays!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

OP, using reply+quote lets us know who you're talking to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have several people on a list that you could send some to.

I would be happy to send some out to your friends

Lol.

It’s not a friend list. "

That's ok I'm willing send lol

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Delivergoo.

Why does Ricky always sound in my head like it's said in a chavvy accent? It's more a Riccckaaay."

It’s engrained on our culture….Bianca!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Delivergoo."

Or....to lower the tone slightly and dependant on what they planned to do with it.....

Did somebody say 'Just Eat'?

Enjoy your breakfast folks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I assume you’re going to seek legal advice before sowing your seed OP. I imagine It could become quite the nightmare if you end up having kids scattered everywhere and the mums come looking for maintenance for them."

Send descrestly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send descrestly lol "

Ahh should be fine then

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Send descrestly lol "
sheeeesh can't spell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Send descrestly lol sheeeesh can't spell

Chinese phone for you lol

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Based on the fab pics I've seen today .there a lot of sperm donation

Going on and lot of ladies seam to wear it well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delivergoo.

Why does Ricky always sound in my head like it's said in a chavvy accent? It's more a Riccckaaay."

It's actually short for Ricardo.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Always wanted be a sperm donor for whoever wanted my sperm

Cum in a tube then send it of or deliver it

Any other strange people like me lol"

OP, have thought of doing a Mail shot? Get yourself a bulk load of plastic pots on Amazon, yank into your ‘little pots of promise’ while thinking happy thoughts and set off delivering them through letterboxes.

You could even include a picture of the source and a souvenir key ring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always wanted be a sperm donor for whoever wanted my sperm

Cum in a tube then send it of or deliver it

Any other strange people like me lol

You could even include a picture of the source and a souvenir key ring."

Yeah could do Amazon sell everything else lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Delivergoo.

Why does Ricky always sound in my head like it's said in a chavvy accent? It's more a Riccckaaay.

It's actually short for Ricardo."

Oh good. I love something I can get my mouth around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delivergoo.

Why does Ricky always sound in my head like it's said in a chavvy accent? It's more a Riccckaaay.

It's actually short for Ricardo.

Oh good. I love something I can get my mouth around. "

I'm sure it's not an issue for someone with your oral dexterity.

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