FabSwingers.com forum: Assumptions ..

By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

that you are not "getting it at home" because you are on this site and the forums....

Anybody else been asked that question?As always,I am curious in what people assume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yerrrrrrrrrrrr

But they are normally right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo'er Affro....nope I don't get that to often,,,,, but some of the people who message me seem under the "assumption" I’d somehow prefer being refereed to in female context ,,,i.e. hun or babe etc-etc…

Which quite frankly, just gives me the heebie jeebies….!.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

that all shags are great. Ill take a pepsi challenge at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't be more wrong. We've never had so much good sex at home and away lol since joining this site x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

As I am single and don't accommodate they're right - I'm definitely not getting it at home.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Couldn't be more wrong. We've never had so much good sex at home and away lol since joining this site x

point proven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hubbys 20 years older than me,

some men think its weird that he stays downstairs and allows me to have sex with other men, they ask me if it turns him on me being with other men.

some men ask me if we still have sex,

we do but not very often and hardly ever now since i started seeing other men.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Thanks for all your contributions on the topic. I just wondered why it is automatically assumed that you are desperate.... (not the case btw) Or is this perhaps a fantasy thing that some guys have, that in their mind the woman is so sex starved that she will jump on him as soon as they meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think one assumption made by single men is that your OH isn't turning you on, good at sex and so you are trying to find better!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"I think one assumption made by single men is that your OH isn't turning you on, good at sex and so you are trying to find better!"

never experienced that (save 1 who was a closet gay). Id say most couples have a stronger and more active relationship because of it. The amount of trust needed is huge - its got to be something that a fleeting smile would have you ooozing at

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I think one assumption made by single men is that your OH isn't turning you on, good at sex and so you are trying to find better!"
Yes, indeed. And for me that is just so not the case. I am wondering why they assume this... I would not assume a guy is on here because he is not getting it, or not getting it enough. It is purely a choice, for some a hobby, a naughty part of their personallity whatever... but not NECESSARILY borne out of desparation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for all your contributions on the topic. I just wondered why it is automatically assumed that you are desperate.... (not the case btw) Or is this perhaps a fantasy thing that some guys have, that in their mind the woman is so sex starved that she will jump on him as soon as they meet?

Nahhhhhhhhh

Im desperate

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I think one assumption made by single men is that your OH isn't turning you on, good at sex and so you are trying to find better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think one assumption made by single men is that your OH isn't turning you on, good at sex and so you are trying to find better!

This has happened on a couple of occasions to us, but yes you are right, as a couple we have a strong relationship and swinging will never be a substitute man for me/us.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Nahhhhhhhhh

Im desperate

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You cant be! Not with that lovely avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think one assumption made by single men is that your OH isn't turning you on, good at sex and so you are trying to find better!Yes, indeed. And for me that is just so not the case. I am wondering why they assume this... I would not assume a guy is on here because he is not getting it, or not getting it enough. It is purely a choice, for some a hobby, a naughty part of their personallity whatever... but not NECESSARILY borne out of desparation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhhhhhhhh

Im desperate

You cant be! Not with that lovely avatar

Oh me boobs are ok......its the rest of it thats fcuked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhhhhhhhh

Im desperate

You cant be! Not with that lovely avatar

Oh me boobs are ok......its the rest of it thats fcuked

Orrr not.lmao

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Nahhhhhhhhh

Im desperate

You cant be! Not with that lovely avatar

Oh me boobs are ok......its the rest of it thats fcuked

Orrr not.lmao

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PMSL... make up your mind whether it is or isnt... otherwise people will start making even more wrong assumptions

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Never make ASSUMPTIONS, it makes an ASS out of UMPT and IONS.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Never make ASSUMPTIONS, it makes an ASS out of UMPT and IONS."
You are clearly not an IONS cat....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Never make ASSUMPTIONS, it makes an ASS out of UMPT and IONS."

Ah hold on I got that wrong. It's...

Never ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant that ...me boobs are ok but the rest is fcuked....or not as the case my be....

RE ..i aint getting none.

Therefore...i aint fcuked....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never make ASSUMPTIONS, it makes an ASS out of UMPT and IONS."

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Never make ASSUMPTIONS, it makes an ASS out of UMPT and IONS.

Ah hold on I got that wrong. It's...

Never ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Thanks!"
Please could you refrain from bringing swear words into the equation? This is a clean thread I ll have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never make ASSUMPTIONS, it makes an ASS out of UMPT and IONS.

Ah hold on I got that wrong. It's...

Never ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Thanks!"

I will not look.i will not look..i will not look.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I meant that ...me boobs are ok but the rest is fcuked....or not as the case my be....

RE ..i aint getting none.

Therefore...i aint fcuked....

Should I assume from your statement that your boobs are being fucked?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I meant that ...me boobs are ok but the rest is fcuked....or not as the case my be....

RE ..i aint getting none.

Therefore...i aint fcuked....

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Thank goodness you clarified that one.. I could see a massive surge of complaints comping my way.. as it stands your inbox will be rocking now

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I meant that ...me boobs are ok but the rest is fcuked....or not as the case my be....

RE ..i aint getting none.

Therefore...i aint fcuked....

Should I assume from your statement that your boobs are being fucked?"

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Never make ASSUMPTIONS, it makes an ASS out of UMPT and IONS.

Ah hold on I got that wrong. It's...

Never ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Thanks!

I will not look.i will not look..i will not look.....

"
Nor me

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

People assume that the bit on my profile about axe murderering is a joke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meant that ...me boobs are ok but the rest is fcuked....or not as the case my be....

RE ..i aint getting none.

Therefore...i aint fcuked....

Should I assume from your statement that your boobs are being fucked?"

Nope....i am bereft, ignored, forgotton, pushed aside....

Not bleeding bovvered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People assume that the bit on my profile about axe murderering is a joke...

No............we dont

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"People assume that the bit on my profile about axe murderering is a joke...

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Should you consider hiding your profile?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"People assume that the bit on my profile about axe murderering is a joke...

Did the axe scream when you murdered it?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I meant that ...me boobs are ok but the rest is fcuked....or not as the case my be....

RE ..i aint getting none.

Therefore...i aint fcuked....

Should I assume from your statement that your boobs are being fucked?

Nope....i am bereft, ignored, forgotton, pushed aside....

Not bleeding bovvered

I know what you mean.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I meant that ...me boobs are ok but the rest is fcuked....or not as the case my be....

RE ..i aint getting none.

Therefore...i aint fcuked....

Should I assume from your statement that your boobs are being fucked?

Nope....i am bereft, ignored, forgotton, pushed aside....

Not bleeding bovvered

I know what you mean."

Good grief... now some will assume that you have a low sex drive... Now that is so not helping our case, ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go on autopilot when not getting any........the drive reamerges when the fires ares stoked

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Another one here who gets asked if we're on here because he can't satisfy me, he 'doesn't do it' for me and so on...

I appreciate that it may be hard for a single guy to understand and appreciate the dynamics involved - but repeated wonderings about it and that they couldn't do it if they were married doesn't tend to work in their favour..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Not bleeding bovvered

I know what you mean.

Good grief... now some will assume that you have a low sex drive... Now that is so not helping our case, ladies

That's the assumption that annoys me the most: any sex is better than no sex. I really would rather go without than have bad sex.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Your not desperate

bugger and there was.me thinking I had a chance too

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I go on autopilot when not getting any........the drive reamerges when the fires ares stoked

lol.. I just hope that nobody misreads that into that you want to be stalked...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Not bleeding bovvered

I know what you mean.

Good grief... now some will assume that you have a low sex drive... Now that is so not helping our case, ladies

That's the assumption that annoys me the most: any sex is better than no sex. I really would rather go without than have bad sex.

"
Quite agree there - trouble is that the evaluation part is by definition at the end of the performance so you wont know whether it was bad or really bad until you had it. We are doomed

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Never make ASSUMPTIONS, it makes an ASS out of UMPT and IONS.

Ah hold on I got that wrong. It's...

Never ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Thanks!

I will not look.i will not look..i will not look.....

Nor me

Look LOOOOOK!!! into my eyes, feel your soul drain from your being as you gaze in horror.*

*Other side effects include your underwear falling off and a deep seated need to philate me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I go on autopilot when not getting any........the drive reamerges when the fires ares stoked

lol.. I just hope that nobody misreads that into that you want to be stalked...

Thats already happened....

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Your not desperate

bugger and there was.me thinking I had a chance too

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No Bunkie, in your specific case I am just playing hard to get - so you can get hard while I am playing

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I go on autopilot when not getting any........the drive reamerges when the fires ares stoked

lol.. I just hope that nobody misreads that into that you want to be stalked...

Thats already happened....

Ooops sorry Peaches - did not realise. Was meant to be a flippant lighthearted thingy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never make ASSUMPTIONS, it makes an ASS out of UMPT and IONS.

Ah hold on I got that wrong. It's...

Never ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Thanks!

I will not look.i will not look..i will not look.....

Nor me

Look LOOOOOK!!! into my eyes, feel your soul drain from your being as you gaze in horror.*

*Other side effects include your underwear falling off and a deep seated need to philate me."

I will not look.....i will not look........i will not look........

even if he is trying to tempt me with his dick....

I will not look.i will not look....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I go on autopilot when not getting any........the drive reamerges when the fires ares stoked

lol.. I just hope that nobody misreads that into that you want to be stalked...

Thats already happened....

Ooops sorry Peaches - did not realise. Was meant to be a flippant lighthearted thingy xx"

No problem..........its sorted...

Im tuff me

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"..philate me."
Is that a new position? Not heard of that one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooooo dont look......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Not bleeding bovvered

I know what you mean.

Good grief... now some will assume that you have a low sex drive... Now that is so not helping our case, ladies

That's the assumption that annoys me the most: any sex is better than no sex. I really would rather go without than have bad sex.

Quite agree there - trouble is that the evaluation part is by definition at the end of the performance so you wont know whether it was bad or really bad until you had it. We are doomed

Plan, do, review = if I'm not happy at the plan stage I doubt the do would be worth reviewing.

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

Come on ladies, admit it, you are all gagging for it

Steve

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Not bleeding bovvered

I know what you mean.

Good grief... now some will assume that you have a low sex drive... Now that is so not helping our case, ladies

That's the assumption that annoys me the most: any sex is better than no sex. I really would rather go without than have bad sex.

Quite agree there - trouble is that the evaluation part is by definition at the end of the performance so you wont know whether it was bad or really bad until you had it. We are doomed

Plan, do, review = if I'm not happy at the plan stage I doubt the do would be worth reviewing."

Serious question lol... no I mean serious : What if plan suggests "do" and "do" stage results in poor outcome? It has been known to happen...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Come on ladies, admit it, you are all gagging for it

Steve"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" philate me."

Phil ate you?????

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over a year ago

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Never make ASSUMPTIONS, it makes an ASS out of UMPT and IONS.

Ah hold on I got that wrong. It's...

Never ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Thanks!

I will not look.i will not look..i will not look.....

Nor me

Look LOOOOOK!!! into my eyes, feel your soul drain from your being as you gaze in horror.*

*Other side effects include your underwear falling off and a deep seated need to philate me."

I looked.... funky, you're looking rather pale in some of your newer pics!

And is to philate you to stamp on you?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Plan, do, review = if I'm not happy at the plan stage I doubt the do would be worth reviewing.

Serious question lol... no I mean serious : What if plan suggests "do" and "do" stage results in poor outcome? It has been known to happen..."

Yes, it has. I try not to assume too much even when I am happy with the plan. With some the journey was worth the effort even though I didn't get the sexual fulfillment. With others it isn't worth it. I don't have enough money to meet everyone that suggests meeting so I have to make some assumptions, based on my desires, tastes etc., about what that meet might be like.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Plan, do, review = if I'm not happy at the plan stage I doubt the do would be worth reviewing.

Serious question lol... no I mean serious : What if plan suggests "do" and "do" stage results in poor outcome? It has been known to happen...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Never make ASSUMPTIONS, it makes an ASS out of UMPT and IONS.

Ah hold on I got that wrong. It's...

Never ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Thanks!

I will not look.i will not look..i will not look.....

Nor me

Look LOOOOOK!!! into my eyes, feel your soul drain from your being as you gaze in horror.*

*Other side effects include your underwear falling off and a deep seated need to philate me.

I looked.... funky, you're looking rather pale in some of your newer pics!

And is to philate you to stamp on you?

You are only jealous coz my made up words sound better than real words.

And yes I am paler as I don't have a phone that takes orange pics anymore

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By *etsgetdownMan
over a year ago

Belfast

we are not all hard up just horny

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

And yes I am paler as I don't have a phone that takes orange pics anymore

"
Impaler....? now there is a thought...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never make ASSUMPTIONS, it makes an ASS out of UMPT and IONS.

Ah hold on I got that wrong. It's...

Never ASSUME, it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Thanks!

I will not look.i will not look..i will not look.....

Nor me

Look LOOOOOK!!! into my eyes, feel your soul drain from your being as you gaze in horror.*

*Other side effects include your underwear falling off and a deep seated need to philate me.

I looked.... funky, you're looking rather pale in some of your newer pics!

And is to philate you to stamp on you?

You are only jealous coz my made up words sound better than real words.

And yes I am paler as I don't have a phone that takes orange pics anymore

ohhhhhhhh sod it.........i looked

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I looked.... funky, you're looking rather pale in some of your newer pics!

And is to philate you to stamp on you?

You are only jealous coz my made up words sound better than real words.

And yes I am paler as I don't have a phone that takes orange pics anymore

But I LIKED orange bum pics!!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Yerrrrrrrrrrrr

But they are normally right

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I', desperate but choosy..the two do not sit well together....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"People assume that the bit on my profile about axe murderering is a joke...

No............we dont

Actually I'm not an axe murderer at all. I actually use a machete but I couldn't spell that when I first wrote my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get messages, & men think im single with kids so desperate; however i would rather go without sex than have poor sex. Guess thats why i am single, when the sex gets boring or lacking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on ladies, admit it, you are all gagging for it

Steve"

Gagging for a cuppa more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhhhhhhhh

Im desperate

I'm single lol he he he got to try me luck sometimes lol

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Come on ladies, admit it, you are all gagging for it

Steve

Gagging for a cuppa more like

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now that did make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been asked the question, but then I am single.

I do see on quite a few profiles though, the words "I'm not here because I'm desperate" which is odd...cos cleary they would only put that statement if they assumed other members were...but why do they assume other members are when they themselves are not

'tis curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the assumption that annoys me the most: any sex is better than no sex. I really would rather go without than have bad sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The assumptions we mainly get are that OH is into cuckholding and will be watching only. Or with couples it surprises them that I'm not interested in a straight swap and want a foursome all together. Swinging is about sexual experiences that only 2 can't achieve.

On the forums obviously its assumed that because we don't have male pics in public, that we don't have any male pics whatsoever and that he is ugly.

Another would be that because he's rather talented in the oral department, that he is no good at sex.

Message wise the main assumption is that he takes all my pics

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"that you are not "getting it at home" because you are on this site and the forums....

Anybody else been asked that question?As always,I am curious in what people assume?

I don't get it on here but do on another site. I am single so they assume at my age I must be lonely and desperate. But I have an fb and also meet off here pretty much every week normally.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

How interesting it is to hear what assumptions people make about not just you but also about your OH and how wrong they can be makes me chuckle.

Some struggle to think that others live their lives, and relationships in a way different to the norm and the assumptions they make could not be further from the truth.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Come on ladies, admit it, you are all gagging for it

Steve

Gagging for a cuppa more like

Biccie..?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Come on ladies, admit it, you are all gagging for it

Steve

Gagging for a cuppa more like

Biccie..?"
Trust you!!!

You a dunker?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

There are many assumptions that folk make, some young guys make us chuckle about them being the one to 'give her a good seeing to'..

and dont start us on Mr Grey, FFS..

having read a book does not make one a dom, mysterious or even interesting..

bit like saying i know an airliner has an auto pilot, give us a go...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Come on ladies, admit it, you are all gagging for it

Steve

Gagging for a cuppa more like

Biccie..?Trust you!!!

You a dunker?

Only polite to ask..

No, not me thanks..

Makes the tea all funny..

Yourself?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"There are many assumptions that folk make, some young guys make us chuckle about them being the one to 'give her a good seeing to'..

and dont start us on Mr Grey, FFS..

having read a book does not make one a dom, mysterious or even interesting..

bit like saying i know an airliner has an auto pilot, give us a go...

"
OMG where do I begin... you are spot on with the assumptions being made by (some) younger people. I had one the other day who assumed I was desperate for a shag (with him) as I was on a site (not this one btw)!!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Come on ladies, admit it, you are all gagging for it

Steve

Gagging for a cuppa more like

Biccie..?Trust you!!!

You a dunker?

Only polite to ask..

No, not me thanks..

Makes the tea all funny..

Yourself?

We are sooo compatible lol... I hate dunkers... probably goes back to being brought up not to dunk all those many years ago and it made me a dunkphobic

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"There are many assumptions that folk make, some young guys make us chuckle about them being the one to 'give her a good seeing to'..

and dont start us on Mr Grey, FFS..

having read a book does not make one a dom, mysterious or even interesting..

bit like saying i know an airliner has an auto pilot, give us a go...

OMG where do I begin... you are spot on with the assumptions being made by (some) younger people. I had one the other day who assumed I was desperate for a shag (with him) as I was on a site (not this one btw)!!"

i firmly believe that there is now an urban myth that on sites like this any Fem is gagging and will fuck anyone and Couples are only here cos the guy cant get it up...

when reality bites it does'nt sit well with some..

there are some great guys who are sensible who must piss themselves cos they're reaping their reward as others by their lack of nounce will be barren..

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"There are many assumptions that folk make, some young guys make us chuckle about them being the one to 'give her a good seeing to'..

and dont start us on Mr Grey, FFS..

having read a book does not make one a dom, mysterious or even interesting..

bit like saying i know an airliner has an auto pilot, give us a go...

i firmly believe that there is now an urban myth that on sites like this any Fem is gagging and will fuck anyone and Couples are only here cos the guy cant get it up...

when reality bites it does'nt sit well with some..

there are some great guys who are sensible who must piss themselves cos they're reaping their reward as others by their lack of nounce will be barren.. "

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Come on ladies, admit it, you are all gagging for it

Steve

Gagging for a cuppa more like

Biccie..?Trust you!!!

You a dunker?

Only polite to ask..

No, not me thanks..

Makes the tea all funny..

Yourself?

We are sooo compatible lol... I hate dunkers... probably goes back to being brought up not to dunk all those many years ago and it made me a dunkphobic

Yes, agree with that..

There is something very yukky about someone who has a dunking malfunction and half the biscuit stays in the tea or coffee..

then drinks it...

Just not done...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Come on ladies, admit it, you are all gagging for it

Steve

Gagging for a cuppa more like

Biccie..?Trust you!!!

You a dunker?

Only polite to ask..

No, not me thanks..

Makes the tea all funny..

Yourself?

We are sooo compatible lol... I hate dunkers... probably goes back to being brought up not to dunk all those many years ago and it made me a dunkphobic

Yes, agree with that..

There is something very yukky about someone who has a dunking malfunction and half the biscuit stays in the tea or coffee..

then drinks it...

Just not done..."
This almost warrants a thread on its own....;-)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Come on ladies, admit it, you are all gagging for it

Steve

Gagging for a cuppa more like

Biccie..?Trust you!!!

You a dunker?

Only polite to ask..

No, not me thanks..

Makes the tea all funny..

Yourself?

We are sooo compatible lol... I hate dunkers... probably goes back to being brought up not to dunk all those many years ago and it made me a dunkphobic

Yes, agree with that..

There is something very yukky about someone who has a dunking malfunction and half the biscuit stays in the tea or coffee..

then drinks it...

Just not done...This almost warrants a thread on its own....;-)"

true, its comparable with picking ones nose...

ducks for cover lol...

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"that you are not "getting it at home" because you are on this site and the forums....

Anybody else been asked that question?As always,I am curious in what people assume?

In my case that assumption would be correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, and i'm sure for plenty of other people on the site, this is a way of getting sexual experiences you wouldnt get normally if you werent looking online. For example, im on here to meet older women and couples. Its not often id be able to hook up with a older woman or have fun with a couple if i was just trying to meet people on nights out etc.

Im not on this site because i have no sex life, im on here because it opens up my sex life in a different direction to normal. It an opportunity to try something new.

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