FabSwingers.com forum: Eating whilst sat on the toilet.

By *oalie66 OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I was sat eating a bag of mini cheddars on the toilet today and thought to myself what would people think of me if they could see me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect most would think “grim”

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Did you finish the poo first or the cheddars?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"I suspect most would think “grim”"

was my thought

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suspect most would think “grim”

was my thought"

1000%

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God almighty.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Annnnd that’s my cue to get off here and go watch a film…

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I suspect most would think “grim”"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oalie66 OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I suspect most would think “grim”"

Why,what's wrong with mini cheddar?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

This is why I can’t eat at just anyone’s house, or partake in bring and share lunches at work

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hope its the mini cheddar we are all thinking of.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll. Oh my god no waaaaaaay.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I suspect most would think “grim”

Why,what's wrong with mini cheddar?"

Nothing as long as you have a brown humous dip

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oalie66 OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I suspect most would think “grim”

Why,what's wrong with mini cheddar?

Nothing as long as you have a brown humous dip

Brilliant

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I just hope its the mini cheddar we are all thinking of."

I have visions of smegma i had not accounted for when I planned my Sunday evening

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'm even worse, I shit at the toilet. Real fucking filth I just let it go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Uh, hold that thought op.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some thoughts are best left in your head.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend drinks his coffee on the toilet. He says he ends up there after drinking it within a minute anyway, the absolute reprobate

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Not entirely the same but it did remind me why I never ever eat from those balls of crisps or peanuts they give you with your drinks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what would go really well with this shit, a packet of mini cheddars" how does one come to this point in their life I wonder.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend drinks his coffee on the toilet. He says he ends up there after drinking it within a minute anyway, the absolute reprobate

Coffee makes me need a poo so I do sympathise with your “friend”.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend drinks his coffee on the toilet. He says he ends up there after drinking it within a minute anyway, the absolute reprobate

Coffee makes me need a poo so I do sympathise with your “friend”."

I get it, it's uncivilised, but I get it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I was sat eating a bag of mini cheddars on the toilet today and thought to myself what would people think of me if they could see me.

As long as nothing was spread on the mini cheddars

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was sat eating a bag of mini cheddars on the toilet today and thought to myself what would people think of me if they could see me.

That’s crackers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why I can’t eat at just anyone’s house, or partake in bring and share lunches at work

‘Have you eaten? Can I get you something to-‘

‘NO. I am fine thanks.’

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

""You know what would go really well with this shit, a packet of mini cheddars" how does one come to this point in their life I wonder. "

That is life's rich pageant for you. The good, the bad and the mini cheddars

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"My friend drinks his coffee on the toilet. He says he ends up there after drinking it within a minute anyway, the absolute reprobate

Coffee makes me need a poo so I do sympathise with your “friend”.

I get it, it's uncivilised, but I get it

If coffee had that effect on me, I’d straight up not drink it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oalie66 OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Meat on thr bones.

I was tiling the bathroom and felt peckish,sat on the closed toilet lid eating a bag of mini cheddars whilst admiring my work.

Assume makes a ass of u and me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"This is why I can’t eat at just anyone’s house, or partake in bring and share lunches at work

‘Have you eaten? Can I get you something to-‘

‘NO. I am fine thanks.’"

Steve knows

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Meat on thr bones.

I was tiling the bathroom and felt peckish,sat on the closed toilet lid eating a bag of mini cheddars whilst admiring my work.

Assume makes a ass of u and me."

Comedy gold. This is why I joined Fab.

All those losers, caught hook, line and sinker. I knew all along this was an innocent DIY story. More fool them!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

I can’t stop thinking if he was eating them on the loo did he wipe before finishing them and i really hope if not he washed his hands before he went back to eating them.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Things people do for a little excitement

I'm guessing you used the same hand to wipe your arse

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Meat on thr bones.

I was tiling the bathroom and felt peckish,sat on the closed toilet lid eating a bag of mini cheddars whilst admiring my work.

Assume makes a ass of u and me."

Yeah right

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Aren't the forums fantastic for getting a better picture of the person behind the profile. Awesome filtering guide.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oalie66 OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Meat on thr bones.

I was tiling the bathroom and felt peckish,sat on the closed toilet lid eating a bag of mini cheddars whilst admiring my work.

Assume makes a ass of u and me.

I thank you.

Comedy gold. This is why I joined Fab.

All those losers, caught hook, line and sinker. I knew all along this was an innocent DIY story. More fool them!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

"I was sat eating a bag of mini cheddars on the toilet today and thought to myself what would people think of me if they could see me.

And the NOBEL goes to.......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That genuinely is grim tbh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Why thank you for sharing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I was sat eating a bag of mini cheddars on the toilet today and thought to myself what would people think of me if they could see me.

"
not a lot

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Mini cheddars, rookie numbers.

I’ve polished a full Sunday dinner of once, wouldn’t want it getting cold

The mr

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn no.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

Jesus Christ on a bike, I've never heard such a thing. That is totally barbaric.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread