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By *zwald92 OP Man
over a year ago

Scarborough

I believe women are so lovely but such a nightmare who agrees!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they’re not even lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me. It’s men who are the nightmare

#AllMen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeeeeeee! Men!! Grrrr!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Me. I agree. I'm a nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can be

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Why are we a nightmare? Genuine question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are we a nightmare? Genuine question "

We chase him in his bad dreams

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s me. Hi. (You know the words sing along)

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Are we???? Or is it the other way round?? Or do Gents piss the females??

OP, a very brave thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to be a sexual nightmare and have a man curse for all the right reasons while I torment him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Womens and their womens things. It's just chemistry. Mens solves chemistry. Womens got what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a gender thing. We are a nightmare and that's the truth

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I believe women are so lovely but such a nightmare who agrees!?

Well....the MIL is and one of the women at our local Aldi who yeets your shopping down the checkout....but nah. Most are lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always learn how to suck your own.....

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

You're needing one that is a lady

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Motion is carried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could always learn how to suck your own.....

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hey! He could be gay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not a gender thing. We are a nightmare and that's the truth

Ah women can never be wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe women are so lovely but such a nightmare who agrees!?

Well....the MIL is and one of the women at our local Aldi who yeets your shopping down the checkout....but nah. Most are lovely.

Why are they so aggressive with it

I always come out there all in a panic because I’ve had my shopping lobbed at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"No they’re not even lovely. "

Rude, Steve!

I'm lovely n stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of my worst nightmares feature women, and what is so disappointing is they are not chasing me.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

A lot are focusing on the nightmare part of the opinion, but they do say lovely as well.

I'm not going to say all women but I know some that it suits.

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By *estrideyetMan
over a year ago

Aspatria

"Not me. It’s men who are the nightmare

#AllMen"

I guess that's hour opinion I guess I haven met a man befor and just fuckboys

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Why are we a nightmare? Genuine question "

Because you’re always right……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

Exactly this!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I am a nightmare when I have to be, the rest of the time I'm lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it! "

It's about all I get on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

he gets it

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By *herubchubWoman
over a year ago

Nr the sea

Absolute nightmare here! Ha ha!

Sorry…not sorry!

But am kind of sorry sometimes too!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

Who’s side are you on…..stick together man… stick together….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

Who’s side are you on…..stick together man… stick together….

I'm on the side that gives me the most peace....

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Love a lovely nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

Nope. They’re all knobs.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

he gets it

Look what you made do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If womens stopped being women's then it is solved. That's men's thinking's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

I've been one of "us" in all my fab guises...so much so it's my new pronoun

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

They're all cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No they’re not even lovely.

Rude, Steve!

I'm lovely n stuff

Ahaha

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"I believe women are so lovely but such a nightmare who agrees!?

Change the "women are" to "people can be" then I'll agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abso feckin loutly

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Rosalind's a fucking nightmare

She jumps quite far for a woman of her age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re brave

Loool very!!!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

We can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare....

Care to expand on why we're a nightmare?

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab "

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, how did you get so flexible that you managed to get your whole foot in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how did you get so flexible that you managed to get your whole foot in your mouth

Says you who did the biggest woman mic drop of 2023

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By *arialoueWoman
over a year ago

bradford

"Yeeeeeee! Men!! Grrrr!

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my life is peace n stress free with out men in it lol

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"OP, how did you get so flexible that you managed to get your whole foot in your mouth

Says you who did the biggest woman mic drop of 2023

Ooh is there drama (grabs popcorn)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how did you get so flexible that you managed to get your whole foot in your mouth

Says you who did the biggest woman mic drop of 2023

Ooh is there drama (grabs popcorn)"

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"OP, how did you get so flexible that you managed to get your whole foot in your mouth

Says you who did the biggest woman mic drop of 2023

Ooh is there drama (grabs popcorn)

Tell you what I wasn't in. Your paddling pool. Both literally and metaphorically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe women are so lovely but such a nightmare who agrees!?

Fella you have opend a right Can now!!

You might get let off! They can see your Boat race,and theyl like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how did you get so flexible that you managed to get your whole foot in your mouth

Says you who did the biggest woman mic drop of 2023

Tha doesn't count!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

My dear (courageous) fellow, as Oscar Wilde once said in his epigrams - "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

Everyone so shocked over the truth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dear (courageous) fellow, as Oscar Wilde once said in his epigrams - "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood"."

My beloved Nan & Dear Mum told me a thing or two. Many moons ago. I will never ever forget.

Let cats Roams freely,and come for the milk and cream when the require it, but do keep many cats for secret is in the herd of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

Everyone so shocked over the truth?

Pm i shall enlighten further,fella wink wink nudge nudge. I knw way more than i post atimes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we???? Or is it the other way round?? Or do Gents piss the females??

OP, a very brave thread."

Wheres your real poetic write up you normally give out mostly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Some can be spectacular pains in the hoop.

But worth the hard work when you find one.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell OP. How on earth do you manage to walk with balls that big?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here..."

Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here..."

Brucie they comeing for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...

Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...

Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo

I would have got that if not for the swallowo part and now I'm just thinking...I dunno I wouldn't recommend swallowing turds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here..."

Think smarter not harder brucey boy *taps head*

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Haha good luck with this one

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...

Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo

My Italian is a bit rusty, I'm not quite sure what swallowo means in English.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...

Think smarter not harder brucey boy *taps head* "

I don't really think at all tbh. Go with the old gut and let fate decide is my strategy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...

Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo

My Italian is a bit rusty, I'm not quite sure what swallowo means in English. "

Ok ok, it sounded right in my head, alright!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...

Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo

Fella remember what happened on that last post! Last week??

How does it all fair now! You beem here a few weeks.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Some are some are cunts like most folks only minus a willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...

Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo

My Italian is a bit rusty, I'm not quite sure what swallowo means in English.

Ok ok, it sounded right in my head, alright!

Fiat iE Uno Turbo. Right pocket rocket back in the day. Bodys were Shite and still are now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...

Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo

Fella remember what happened on that last post! Last week??

How does it all fair now! You beem here a few weeks. "

No, and no, I don't dwell on past.

Dude, I've been here over 7 years, thats a tad longer than a few weeks, and honestly it's all fair good or bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are some are cunts like most folks only minus a willy"

A right Cuntish smell around ere lads!!

You can take the cùuuunt out of the game. But cant take the Game ouT of a real KUNT!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes they are sleeping in spare bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...

Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo

Fella remember what happened on that last post! Last week??

How does it all fair now! You beem here a few weeks.

No, and no, I don't dwell on past.

Dude, I've been here over 7 years, thats a tad longer than a few weeks, and honestly it's all fair good or bad"

Wow 7yrs. Deff your spec savers ave turned Joe knighty!

So what has changed since you neen on here that long? Even in the last 2 yrs say??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are mainly nightmares because us idiot men give them good reason to be...then we bitch about them being nightmares, which funnily enough makes them fucking worse!!!

He gets it!

It's about all I get on fab

You’re one of us now

Poor guy tried to be sweet and now he's friendzoned by the whole of fab

It's "us" is friendzoned...jeez!

Just think about all the tatas you can rest your head upon while you tell us all your worries. Every cloud and all that

Oh shit maybe I should be nicer round here...

Too late, you are now officially classed as numero Uno turdo swallowo

My Italian is a bit rusty, I'm not quite sure what swallowo means in English.

Ok ok, it sounded right in my head, alright!

Fiat iE Uno Turbo. Right pocket rocket back in the day. Bodys were Shite and still are now lol"

I had a Fiat Uno Turbo, every time I indicated left my rear lights lit up like a Xmas tree

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

So, none of you getting a sniff of forum pussy ever again, eh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, none of you getting a sniff of forum pussy ever again, eh."

I wasn't before this thread, so status quo resumed for me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I believe women are so lovely but such a nightmare who agrees!?

I agree that you think women are so lovely but nightmares and that tells me more about you than it does women.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Some are some are cunts like most folks only minus a willy

A right Cuntish smell around ere lads!!

You can take the cùuuunt out of the game. But cant take the Game ouT of a real KUNT!! "
im not being a cunt just realistic if i were a being a cunt id go fuck myself by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe women are so lovely but such a nightmare who agrees!?

I agree that you think women are so lovely but nightmares and that tells me more about you than it does women. "

Granny smith,behave

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

staying out of this one,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ops,skided out the fooking back door.

Whilst the rest slop the shitty slippery floor lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Womens and their womens things. It's just chemistry. Mens solves chemistry. Womens got what?"

Women and their women's things. It's just chemistry. Men solve chemistry. Women have what?

Grammar … we have grammar (well at least a bit better grammar

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

This is why lesbians are now officially an endangered species - no woman will put up with the shit women put men through ….. some would say…. Not me though i think they smell lovely and have lovely squishy bits!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are crazy and men lie but women are crazy BECAUSE men lie

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Women are crazy and men lie but women are crazy BECAUSE men lie

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everyone lies to say they dont is a big fat lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are crazy and men lie but women are crazy BECAUSE men lie

everyone lies to say they dont is a big fat lie

Lies!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I am a bit of a nightmare sometimes but I'm worth it

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Bitches be crazy.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bitches be crazy."

I'm in!

Plus...yep

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Women are crazy and men lie but women are crazy BECAUSE men lie

everyone lies to say they dont is a big fat lie

Lies on back awaiting a liers winky

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enjoy

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Bitches be crazy.

I'm in!

Plus...yep

You get a pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone's got a crazy ex story, even most women.

Some people thrive on the drama triangle (baddie, rescuer & victim) because sadly that's all they know..

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