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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

First message threads! Women this is for you. Write the message you'd reply to if a man sent it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHY are you in Scotland?!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"WHY are you in Scotland?!"

That's a good one

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Will give you £1million for a pair of used tights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I almost always reply to a FAF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First message threads! Women this is for you. Write the message you'd reply to if a man sent it! "

Oh that's an easy one! The guys who read my profile and who I'm attracted to are the ones I reply to.

Most guys don't read so saves me having to reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WHY are you in Scotland?!

That's a good one"

People are now sending me it fucking damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*guy who has everything I’m looking for*

“Hi”

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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No.

Look, I'm happy. Stop trying to get cheat codes Brucey.

I'm also not needing men sending me it in a vain attempt to boost my ego/make them think it'll actually work.

If there was one guaranteed message though?

Hi.

If you're the right person and I'm in the right place that's all it takes. No hoops. No performance.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"No.

Look, I'm happy. Stop trying to get cheat codes Brucey.

I'm also not needing men sending me it in a vain attempt to boost my ego/make them think it'll actually work.

If there was one guaranteed message though?

Hi.

If you're the right person and I'm in the right place that's all it takes. No hoops. No performance. "

This! Usually it's to do with where I'm at, rather than the person approaching or how they do it. So there's no one size fits all.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"First message threads! Women this is for you. Write the message you'd reply to if a man sent it!

Oh that's an easy one! The guys who read my profile and who I'm attracted to are the ones I reply to.

Most guys don't read so saves me having to reply"

I'm pretty sure you say something about...is it condoms?

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"*guy who has everything I’m looking for*

“Hi”

"

Oh this one's a wild one, someone grab a cage!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"No.

Look, I'm happy. Stop trying to get cheat codes Brucey.

I'm also not needing men sending me it in a vain attempt to boost my ego/make them think it'll actually work.

If there was one guaranteed message though?

Hi.

If you're the right person and I'm in the right place that's all it takes. No hoops. No performance. "

That's ok I was never very good at remembering cheat codes anyway. Were always too long! Add in boobs as a distraction and we have no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*guy who has everything I’m looking for*

“Hi”

Oh this one's a wild one, someone grab a cage!"

I’m easy what can I say.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Val, you gorgeous hunk of sexy flesh, I'd love to slather us both in essential oils and romp naked on my bed.

Love always

Brucey (baby)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No.

Look, I'm happy. Stop trying to get cheat codes Brucey.

I'm also not needing men sending me it in a vain attempt to boost my ego/make them think it'll actually work.

If there was one guaranteed message though?

Hi.

If you're the right person and I'm in the right place that's all it takes. No hoops. No performance. "

Absolutely that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning/afternoon/evening

*delete as appropriate*

Why are you up so early/awake/late

*delete as appropriate

I'm in your local area for one day/night only

*delete as appropriate*

Would you be interested in a shafting of your beaver/boom box

*delete as appropriate*

If not I also offer professional photography services, as well as qualifying as a maussuse just before joining conveniently. Anyway I'll let you think it over, give me a shout when you're ready.

Wait approximately 2.5 minutes for a reply. If no answer, follow up with

???????????? to remind her what she's missing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WHY are you in Scotland?!

That's a good one

People are now sending me it fucking damn it"

I'm in Scotland too

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"WHY are you in Scotland?!

That's a good one

People are now sending me it fucking damn it

I'm in Scotland too "

Get in there wonko son!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WHY are you in Scotland?!

That's a good one

People are now sending me it fucking damn it

I'm in Scotland too "

Only 90 miles away…shall we start walking and meet half way?

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