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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Want to come round and put up some fence panels? I really cant be faffed to do it myself.

I'll even let you see my winkie!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected! "

Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.

This fence needs to go up today

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Can we sit and drink cocktails if I get some lads round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected! "

Oh to be a fence panel erector, I'm only good at trimming bushes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we sit and drink cocktails if I get some lads round "

Ooh theres a thought.

Do tbey want to see my winkie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we sit and drink cocktails if I get some lads round "

When you're done can you send them my way. I need some decking laid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we sit and drink cocktails if I get some lads round

When you're done can you send them my way. I need some decking laid "

Fuck sake.

This isnt going the way I hoped. Im not running a recruitment agency here you know!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"When you're done can you send them my way. I need some decking laid "

There a joke to be made about getting you laid, but I’ll leave it in Jennie’s capable hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we sit and drink cocktails if I get some lads round

When you're done can you send them my way. I need some decking laid "

Never layed a deck before.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!

Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.

This fence needs to go up today"

Just lean them up today, sideways on. That will keep the dogs out, then do it when its cooler!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!

Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.

This fence needs to go up today

Just lean them up today, sideways on. That will keep the dogs out, then do it when its cooler!"

I worry for my spuds!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you're done can you send them my way. I need some decking laid

There a joke to be made about getting you laid, but I’ll leave it in Jennie’s capable hands."

Nuff said!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm not that hot, and manual labour ain't my bag.

But how about you show me your winkie and I'll make some milkshakes to try and summon boys that might help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not that hot, and manual labour ain't my bag.

But how about you show me your winkie and I'll make some milkshakes to try and summon boys that might help?"

Raspberry?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm absolutely roasting so I'll do it. But you'll need to hose the sweat off me every so often other wise I'll melt into a puddle!!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Can we sit and drink cocktails if I get some lads round

Ooh theres a thought.

Do tbey want to see my winkie? "

Not if you want the panels erected....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm absolutely roasting so I'll do it. But you'll need to hose the sweat off me every so often other wise I'll melt into a puddle!!"

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we sit and drink cocktails if I get some lads round

Ooh theres a thought.

Do tbey want to see my winkie?

Not if you want the panels erected...."

Hey. An erection is an erection!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!

Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.

This fence needs to go up today

Just lean them up today, sideways on. That will keep the dogs out, then do it when its cooler!

I worry for my spuds! "

And no doubt that one wrinkled old carrot

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I'm absolutely roasting so I'll do it. But you'll need to hose the sweat off me every so often other wise I'll melt into a puddle!!

Deal "

Do I get a G&T after?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ll send the mother in law round, she’s not hot but at least it will get her out of my fucking garden

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick me up at Heathrow

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!

Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.

This fence needs to go up today

Just lean them up today, sideways on. That will keep the dogs out, then do it when its cooler!

I worry for my spuds! "

Put a bit of talc on, should stop them sticking to your leg!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!

Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.

This fence needs to go up today

Just lean them up today, sideways on. That will keep the dogs out, then do it when its cooler!

I worry for my spuds!

And no doubt that one wrinkled old carrot "

Carrots are swelling nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick me up at Heathrow "

On it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll send the mother in law round, she’s not hot but at least it will get her out of my fucking garden

The mr "

She going to be ok seeing my winkie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naa fuck it, come and look at mine, they are already erected!

Love to but the dogs are digging up the vegetable patch.

This fence needs to go up today

Just lean them up today, sideways on. That will keep the dogs out, then do it when its cooler!

I worry for my spuds!

Put a bit of talc on, should stop them sticking to your leg! "

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Want to come round and put up some fence panels? I really cant be faffed to do it myself.

I'll even let you see my winkie! "
i know a woman who puts fence panels up as to how good she does it i can't attest

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport


"Want to come round and put up some fence panels? I really cant be faffed to do it myself.

I'll even let you see my winkie! "

And when they're done at yours please send them my way! My tortoise can get into the flower beds and then into next door

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I'm hot in a sweaty way and only there for the alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Want to come round and put up some fence panels? I really cant be faffed to do it myself.

I'll even let you see my winkie!

And when they're done at yours please send them my way! My tortoise can get into the flower beds and then into next door "

Tortoises... Bastards! With their twitchy noses and fluffy tails!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Want to come round and put up some fence panels? I really cant be faffed to do it myself.

I'll even let you see my winkie! "

I'm fucking boiling but pretty shit at manual labour these days. Is your fence building zone wheelchair accessible, please?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Want to come round and put up some fence panels? I really cant be faffed to do it myself.

I'll even let you see my winkie!

I'm fucking boiling but pretty shit at manual labour these days. Is your fence building zone wheelchair accessible, please?!"

Its an all access site.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Want to come round and put up some fence panels? I really cant be faffed to do it myself.

I'll even let you see my winkie!

I'm fucking boiling but pretty shit at manual labour these days. Is your fence building zone wheelchair accessible, please?!

Its an all access site. "

I can be the foreman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Update*

I have now done it myself.

I even let me see my winkie!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"*Update*

I have now done it myself.

I even let me see my winkie! "

Wish you had said before I started putting my makeup on.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"*Update*

I have now done it myself.

I even let me see my winkie! "

Dammit! I was just about to offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Update*

I have now done it myself.

I even let me see my winkie!

Dammit! I was just about to offer "

Likely story

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'll hose myself down then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll hose myself down then "

Soz but i couldn't wait forever

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In this weather I think we are all hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In this weather I think we are all hot. "

True, very true

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"*Update*

I have now done it myself.

I even let me see my winkie!

Dammit! I was just about to offer

Likely story"

But I wanted to see your winkie

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