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There’s no nocturnal tonight…

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

1st

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? "

There is now - I'm first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? "

You could start one?

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Damn that nero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

You could start one? "

Looks like you have

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Jesus Harry Christ and the wee donkey… what have I done

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Damn that nero"

•

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love it if you hosted LB.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

The world may end....

But sure not before tea

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

...anyway, just back from the Queen tribute concert and it was brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im calling conspiracy! Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"13th "

Unlucky for some

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Omg honestly. I didn’t volunteer… I was just wondering. Out loud. And even Nero put first

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"The world may end....

But sure not before tea "

•

She fancies me. Fåçt.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening!"

Hey KC. How’s it rolling tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"13th

Unlucky for some "

Especially if you’re counting bodies

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London


"im calling conspiracy! Px "

Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"1st"

Just to clarify darling… where have you been?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Noc Noc

Who's there?

Tank

Tank who?

You're welcome

J

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

There is now - I'm first"

Almost darling. How was the Queen tribute? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im calling conspiracy! Px

Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video"

what is it with you and this video? Px

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well volunteered LB ...

Late bedtime for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is out watching owls mate

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

You could start one? "

Apparently I just did. I honestly didn’t mean to. I’m tired. And need sex. But hey ho

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I would love it if you hosted LB. "

I’ve been a hostess a few times darling. I loves it I do…

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London


"im calling conspiracy! Px

Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video

what is it with you and this video? Px "

It is EVERYTHING I was born to do.

Christopher Nolan will direct a movie about this being my destiny one day

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"The world may end....

But sure not before tea "

The world won’t end yet darling. We need to do that “thing” first

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"The world may end....

But sure not before tea

•

She fancies me. Fåçt."

I can't deny my unrequited feelings - I guess I shall just have to go and dampen another thread

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"im calling conspiracy! Px "

Who from? I’m utterly baffled darling. And so tired…

I need some doughnuts and an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

You could start one?

Apparently I just did. I honestly didn’t mean to. I’m tired. And need sex. But hey ho "

+PINK ALERT + PINK ALERT+

.

Little bird needs sex.

All available fabbers to the assembly area

.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"13th "

With custard. #obvs

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"1st

Just to clarify darling… where have you been? "

•

Wandering the lonely and quiet corridors of Fab, following my nose towards the esprit du parfum of orphaned Nocturnalites. And here we all are, drinking Orange Blossoms. X

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"The world may end....

But sure not before tea

The world won’t end yet darling. We need to do that “thing” first "

Ooohhh do you mean 'that' thing or 'THAT' thing???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love it if you hosted LB.

I’ve been a hostess a few times darling. I loves it I do…"

You have? Goals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"13th

With custard. #obvs "

Fuck yeah!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

You could start one?

Apparently I just did. I honestly didn’t mean to. I’m tired. And need sex. But hey ho

+PINK ALERT + PINK ALERT+

.

Little bird needs sex.

All available fabbers to the assembly area

.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL"

Present and correct Ma'am!!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

You could start one? "

Have I answered you gorgeous? I’m not actually sure at this point

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Noc Noc

Who's there?

Tank

Tank who?

You're welcome

J

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? "

All women need to send vag pics to single men to balance it out.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"im calling conspiracy! Px

Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video"

Brucey…. Have you EVER been in the nocturnal before?

A newbie… with a lovely cock. Let’s say hello everyone

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"13th

With custard. #obvs

Fuck yeah!! "

Why am I being dragged in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im calling conspiracy! Px

Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video

what is it with you and this video? Px

It is EVERYTHING I was born to do.

Christopher Nolan will direct a movie about this being my destiny one day "

how many views have you racked up now Brucey Baby?

i mean, to save you the energy of clicking rewind every 47 seconds, i could always send you the uncut version.. Px

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Noc Noc

Who's there?

Tank

Tank who?

You're welcome

J

"

Oh Jesus… that’s worse than mine. Fact

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Ha! There we go, hello nocturnal creatures, hello LB!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

You could start one?

Apparently I just did. I honestly didn’t mean to. I’m tired. And need sex. But hey ho

+PINK ALERT + PINK ALERT+

.

Little bird needs sex.

All available fabbers to the assembly area

.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Present and correct Ma'am!!"

Oooh.

I went a bit funny when you called me ma'am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im calling conspiracy! Px

Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video

what is it with you and this video? Px

It is EVERYTHING I was born to do.

Christopher Nolan will direct a movie about this being my destiny one day

how many views have you racked up now Brucey Baby?

i mean, to save you the energy of clicking rewind every 47 seconds, i could always send you the uncut version.. Px "

You'll have to give him cpr after lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im calling conspiracy! Px

Who from? I’m utterly baffled darling. And so tired…

I need some doughnuts and an orgasm "

sadly i can only offer cinnamon rolls and painkillers Px

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Well volunteered LB ...

Late bedtime for you "

Please god let me win the lottery…. And more than the 3 quid I did last night

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Everyone is out watching owls mate "

They only turn their heads and do that unblinking thing… what’s to watch?

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"im calling conspiracy! Px

Who from? I’m utterly baffled darling. And so tired…

I need some doughnuts and an orgasm

sadly i can only offer cinnamon rolls and painkillers Px "

Ooh, I like cinnamon rolls and you are not too far away.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Well volunteered LB ...

Late bedtime for you

Please god let me win the lottery…. And more than the 3 quid I did last night "

Hurry up please and win

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

You could start one?

Apparently I just did. I honestly didn’t mean to. I’m tired. And need sex. But hey ho

+PINK ALERT + PINK ALERT+

.

Little bird needs sex.

All available fabbers to the assembly area

.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL"

If you all could that would be perfect. Thanks

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"1st

Just to clarify darling… where have you been?

•

Wandering the lonely and quiet corridors of Fab, following my nose towards the esprit du parfum of orphaned Nocturnalites. And here we all are, drinking Orange Blossoms. X"

And did you smell the coffee… I mean perfume?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Anyway.....earlier this evening there was a thread called "Songs with an animal in the title".

I was feeling devilish and decided to cheat and find something obscure on my 'music streaming cervix' and post it on that thread.

So I found a track called "ocelot" by Foxing. I love Inside but had never heard of them until this evening. They're bloody amazing! And I've been streaming them all evening. And I started two sentences with the word "And".

So they're we are, jÏM's Spotify Surprise™ done in advance. (He says hello by the way).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming? "

look up to the little bird

That glides across the sky

She sings the clearest melody......

Evening beaut

Evening everyone

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"The world may end....

But sure not before tea

The world won’t end yet darling. We need to do that “thing” first

Ooohhh do you mean 'that' thing or 'THAT' thing???"

THAT THANG

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"The world may end....

But sure not before tea

•

She fancies me. Fåçt.

·

I can't deny my unrequited feelings - I guess I shall just have to go and dampen another thread "

•

One day we will meet and you shall have your Shangri-la.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I would love it if you hosted LB.

I’ve been a hostess a few times darling. I loves it I do…

You have? Goals! "

I’m doing the Gary Linekar quiz next week. Fact

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Anyway.....earlier this evening there was a thread called "Songs with an animal in the title".

I was feeling devilish and decided to cheat and find something obscure on my 'music streaming cervix' and post it on that thread.

So I found a track called "ocelot" by Foxing. I love Inside but had never heard of them until this evening. They're bloody amazing! And I've been streaming them all evening. And I started two sentences with the word "And".

So there we are, jÏM's Spotify Surprise™ done in advance. (He says hello by the way)."

You’re welcome and hello

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

All women need to send vag pics to single men to balance it out."

This is a definite requirement of Fab on a Saturday night if you read the rules darling… hope you’re abiding by them

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"13th

With custard. #obvs

Fuck yeah!!

Why am I being dragged in "

Because you love the custard… and the sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love it if you hosted LB.

I’ve been a hostess a few times darling. I loves it I do…

You have? Goals!

I’m doing the Gary Linekar quiz next week. Fact "

Life is so boring without match of the day

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London


"im calling conspiracy! Px

Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video

Brucey…. Have you EVER been in the nocturnal before?

A newbie… with a lovely cock. Let’s say hello everyone "

I haven't and Quacks promised a welcome parade of an uncut video so thank you everyone, lovely penis here, some hate it because I'm a bad guy but others just can't help themselves - hello!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"1st

Just to clarify darling… where have you been?

•

Wandering the lonely and quiet corridors of Fab, following my nose towards the esprit du parfum of orphaned Nocturnalites. And here we all are, drinking Orange Blossoms. X

And did you smell the coffee… I mean perfume? "

•

I did indeed. Both.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

You could start one?

Apparently I just did. I honestly didn’t mean to. I’m tired. And need sex. But hey ho

+PINK ALERT + PINK ALERT+

.

Little bird needs sex.

All available fabbers to the assembly area

.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Present and correct Ma'am!!

Oooh.

I went a bit funny when you called me ma'am

"

Maybe you should take a seat.... I have one right here

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Aww LB, good work on stepping up. It's soon the witching hour and Fab is a strange place to be on a Saturday night...

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ha! There we go, hello nocturnal creatures, hello LB! "

Hey gorgeous. Hope you’re having a good night? Apparently we’re in the matrix. Red or Blue pill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"13th

With custard. #obvs

Fuck yeah!!

Why am I being dragged in "

Well now you’re here, get round mine I’ve got custard

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Anyway.....earlier this evening there was a thread called "Songs with an animal in the title".

I was feeling devilish and decided to cheat and find something obscure on my 'music streaming cervix' and post it on that thread.

So I found a track called "ocelot" by Foxing. I love Inside but had never heard of them until this evening. They're bloody amazing! And I've been streaming them all evening. And I started two sentences with the word "And".

So there we are, jÏM's Spotify Surprise™ done in advance. (He says hello by the way).

·

You’re welcome and hello "

•

Hello Dee!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"The world may end....

But sure not before tea

The world won’t end yet darling. We need to do that “thing” first

Ooohhh do you mean 'that' thing or 'THAT' thing???

THAT THANG "

In that case we better get on it - just incase the world does end. Then if it doesn't we can do it again to make sure

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Anyway.....earlier this evening there was a thread called "Songs with an animal in the title".

I was feeling devilish and decided to cheat and find something obscure on my 'music streaming cervix' and post it on that thread.

So I found a track called "ocelot" by Foxing. I love Inside but had never heard of them until this evening. They're bloody amazing! And I've been streaming them all evening. And I started two sentences with the word "And".

So they're we are, jÏM's Spotify Surprise™ done in advance. (He says hello by the way)."

Actually this sounds really good. I will add it to my playlist… not “that” playlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening LB and all

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

look up to the little bird

That glides across the sky

She sings the clearest melody......

Evening beaut

Evening everyone

"

You are so gorgeous. And your singing earlier was utterly outstanding

Welcome to the Not the Noc…

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"13th

With custard. #obvs

Fuck yeah!!

Why am I being dragged in

Because you love the custard… and the sex "

That's a fair statement I guess

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"im calling conspiracy! Px

Sucks into vortex of being in quacksplats latest video

Brucey…. Have you EVER been in the nocturnal before?

A newbie… with a lovely cock. Let’s say hello everyone

I haven't and Quacks promised a welcome parade of an uncut video so thank you everyone, lovely penis here, some hate it because I'm a bad guy but others just can't help themselves - hello!"

Your cock is beautiful Brucey. Fact. Your dressing gown on the other hand is the stuff of nightmares

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Ha! There we go, hello nocturnal creatures, hello LB!

Hey gorgeous. Hope you’re having a good night? Apparently we’re in the matrix. Red or Blue pill? "

Hello beautiful. The violet one, always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s no nocturnal tonight pt 2 is gonna be so epic.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"13th

With custard. #obvs

Fuck yeah!!

Why am I being dragged in

Well now you’re here, get round mine I’ve got custard "

I like a demanding woman

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"1st

Just to clarify darling… where have you been?

•

Wandering the lonely and quiet corridors of Fab, following my nose towards the esprit du parfum of orphaned Nocturnalites. And here we all are, drinking Orange Blossoms. X

And did you smell the coffee… I mean perfume?

•

I did indeed. Both."

What you expected?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J"

The world is genuinely ending

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By *_elie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"...anyway, just back from the Queen tribute concert and it was brilliant. "

To Camilla?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Aww LB, good work on stepping up. It's soon the witching hour and Fab is a strange place to be on a Saturday night..."

I honestly didn’t mean to lovely

I just thought I had missed it. And Fab tonight has all the hallmarks of a thriller…

Hope you’re ok?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky"

•

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"13th

With custard. #obvs

Fuck yeah!!

Why am I being dragged in

Well now you’re here, get round mine I’ve got custard

I like a demanding woman "

I demand you also bring cheese

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J

The world is genuinely ending "

And me and wonko never get laid on here. Has no one cottoned on yet?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J

The world is genuinely ending "

In that case, FAF?

J

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening LB and all "

Hi darling. Welcome to the not the Noc. Hope you’re well? Xx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J

The world is genuinely ending

And me and wonko never get laid on here. Has no one cottoned on yet?"

So you need to get laid to save the world?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky"

Hey cowboy. I fucking love that joke

Thanks for the music by the way. I’m sleepy… and horny

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

•

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's. "

Pffft.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Anyway.....earlier this evening there was a thread called "Songs with an animal in the title".

I was feeling devilish and decided to cheat and find something obscure on my 'music streaming cervix' and post it on that thread.

So I found a track called "ocelot" by Foxing. I love Inside but had never heard of them until this evening. They're bloody amazing! And I've been streaming them all evening. And I started two sentences with the word "And".

So there we are, jÏM's Spotify Surprise™ done in advance. (He says hello by the way).

·

You’re welcome and hello

•

Hello Dee! "

It’s been a while! Like, 26 hours ? Hello again

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J

The world is genuinely ending

And me and wonko never get laid on here. Has no one cottoned on yet?

So you need to get laid to save the world? "

I need quack to send that damn uncut video first. Then yes. It has been a few hours.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J"

Honestly Julie. It’s hurting my head…

But that’s very tiny and covered in feathers. Much like my feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

•

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's. "

But Julie's was matrix themed so points for that lol

Hey Bill

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

•

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's. "
evening Nero, I confess I didn't read all the post have to back now to Julie's

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ha! There we go, hello nocturnal creatures, hello LB!

Hey gorgeous. Hope you’re having a good night? Apparently we’re in the matrix. Red or Blue pill?

Hello beautiful. The violet one, always "

Your wish… as always… is my command

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"1st

Just to clarify darling… where have you been?

•

Wandering the lonely and quiet corridors of Fab, following my nose towards the esprit du parfum of orphaned Nocturnalites. And here we all are, drinking Orange Blossoms. X

And did you smell the coffee… I mean perfume?

•

I did indeed. Both.

·

What you expected? "

•

It (s)exceeded my (s)expectations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening LB and all

Hi darling. Welcome to the not the Noc. Hope you’re well? Xx"

Not too bad thanks, apart from the heat.

Hope you are well

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"There’s no nocturnal tonight pt 2 is gonna be so epic. "

It’s the Not the Noc o’clock news

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"13th

With custard. #obvs

Fuck yeah!!

Why am I being dragged in

Well now you’re here, get round mine I’ve got custard

I like a demanding woman

I demand you also bring cheese "

Well that's mandatory I know

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"13th

With custard. #obvs

Fuck yeah!!

Why am I being dragged in

Well now you’re here, get round mine I’ve got custard

I like a demanding woman "

Lies…. They’re all lies

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By *ammerMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hi how are you all x

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

•

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.

·

Pffft. "

•

I'm afraid it bombed...Pffft.......·°°*

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J

The world is genuinely ending

And me and wonko never get laid on here. Has no one cottoned on yet?

So you need to get laid to save the world? "

I’ve already volunteered

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

Hey cowboy. I fucking love that joke

Thanks for the music by the way. I’m sleepy… and horny "
come on over and we'll do a waltz before bedtime

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

•

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.

·

Pffft.

•

I'm afraid it bombed...Pffft.......·°°*"
I was gonna say it ...tanked

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J

The world is genuinely ending

And me and wonko never get laid on here. Has no one cottoned on yet?

So you need to get laid to save the world?

I’ve already volunteered "

Blimey LB, the things you do for the good of humanity. *salutes*

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

Hey cowboy. I fucking love that joke

Thanks for the music by the way. I’m sleepy… and horny come on over and we'll do a waltz before bedtime "

I’m on my way…

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J

The world is genuinely ending

And me and wonko never get laid on here. Has no one cottoned on yet?

So you need to get laid to save the world?

I’ve already volunteered

Blimey LB, the things you do for the good of humanity. *salutes*"

I take “the team” seriously

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Everyone please offer a warm hello to Å_elie LÄL. That smile is infectious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi how are you all x"

Hello

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi how are you all x"

Hi Tammer. Hope you’re doing ok tonight? This isn’t the actual Nocturnal but something in the matrix. But welcome nonetheless

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening LB and all

Hi darling. Welcome to the not the Noc. Hope you’re well? Xx

Not too bad thanks, apart from the heat.

Hope you are well "

It’s been a warm one darling. Wear sunscreen

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

•

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.

But Julie's was matrix themed so points for that lol

Hey Bill "
hi shy, I'm bending backwards,dodging the slings and arrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi how are you all x

Hi Tammer. Hope you’re doing ok tonight? This isn’t the actual Nocturnal but something in the matrix. But welcome nonetheless "

Its the virtual noc thread

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Everyone please extend a cordial welcome to támmèr. He's new here and he likes boxing.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"...anyway, just back from the Queen tribute concert and it was brilliant.

To Camilla? "

Hi darling… I’m pretty sure that tribute was to our darling outgoing Queen. God bless Freddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

•

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.

·

Pffft.

•

I'm afraid it bombed...Pffft.......·°°* I was gonna say it ...tanked "

I think everyone passed it by and 'Dozer'ed off Bill

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J

The world is genuinely ending

In that case, FAF?

J"

Obviously

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

•

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.

·

Pffft.

•

I'm afraid it bombed...Pffft.......·°°* I was gonna say it ...tanked

I think everyone passed it by and 'Dozer'ed off Bill "

I think Massey Ferguson want their jokes back…

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J

The world is genuinely ending

In that case, FAF?

J

Obviously "

Ahem…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

look up to the little bird

That glides across the sky

She sings the clearest melody......

Evening beaut

Evening everyone

You are so gorgeous. And your singing earlier was utterly outstanding

Welcome to the Not the Noc… "

Me- no your gorgeous

You- no, your gorgeous

Me- no YOUR gorgeous lol

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

look up to the little bird

That glides across the sky

She sings the clearest melody......

Evening beaut

Evening everyone

You are so gorgeous. And your singing earlier was utterly outstanding

Welcome to the Not the Noc…

Me- no your gorgeous

You- no, your gorgeous

Me- no YOUR gorgeous lol"

It’s a quandary. For sure. Drink?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

•

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.

·

Pffft.

•

I'm afraid it bombed...Pffft.......·°°* I was gonna say it ...tanked

I think everyone passed it by and 'Dozer'ed off Bill

I think Massey Ferguson want their jokes back… "
we might be treading on thin ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

•

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.

·

Pffft.

•

I'm afraid it bombed...Pffft.......·°°* I was gonna say it ...tanked

I think everyone passed it by and 'Dozer'ed off Bill

I think Massey Ferguson want their jokes back… "

I'm trying to be matrix themed lol

Trying to Switch it up but it just keeps 'Morph'ing

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J

The world is genuinely ending

In that case, FAF?

J

Obviously

Ahem… "

You're doing Bruce remember.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J

The world is genuinely ending

In that case, FAF?

J

Obviously

Ahem… "

What's taken you so long?? We've been waiting

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Howdy y'all , what kinda of tree fits in your hand ? ....... A palm tree 93 degrees not a cloud in the sky

•

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd. That joke was better than Jülië's.

·

Pffft.

•

I'm afraid it bombed...Pffft.......·°°* I was gonna say it ...tanked

I think everyone passed it by and 'Dozer'ed off Bill

I think Massey Ferguson want their jokes back… we might be treading on thin ice"

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Wonko was in a My Mate Fancies You thread and Brucey's in the Nocturnal. I am in a parallel universe

J

The world is genuinely ending

In that case, FAF?

J

Obviously

Ahem…

You're doing Bruce remember. "

Oh Brucey can wait I’m sure…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bath is now officially cold

Time for my bed.

.

Goodnight all.

And well done LB for stepping up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My bath is now officially cold

Time for my bed.

.

Goodnight all.

And well done LB for stepping up x"

I'll have your cream soda then

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"My bath is now officially cold

Time for my bed.

.

Goodnight all.

And well done LB for stepping up x"

Thank you darling. Enjoy your sleeps and have lovely dreams

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"My bath is now officially cold

Time for my bed.

.

Goodnight all.

And well done LB for stepping up x"

Goodnight Oracle. Been in the bath this whole time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

look up to the little bird

That glides across the sky

She sings the clearest melody......

Evening beaut

Evening everyone

You are so gorgeous. And your singing earlier was utterly outstanding

Welcome to the Not the Noc…

Me- no your gorgeous

You- no, your gorgeous

Me- no YOUR gorgeous lol

It’s a quandary. For sure. Drink? "

My round

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight. "

Thank you darling… I’m not so sure I’m “glad” exactly

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.

Thank you darling… I’m not so sure I’m “glad” exactly "

Looks like you've done a great job

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What will happen? Is there a glitch in the matrix?

Have I missed it?

Is life as we know it going to continue?

I’m a little tired bird. Am I dreaming?

look up to the little bird

That glides across the sky

She sings the clearest melody......

Evening beaut

Evening everyone

You are so gorgeous. And your singing earlier was utterly outstanding

Welcome to the Not the Noc…

Me- no your gorgeous

You- no, your gorgeous

Me- no YOUR gorgeous lol

It’s a quandary. For sure. Drink?

My round"

I’ll have a pint of vodka. Little dash of Coke. Thanks beauts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight. "

Hey

I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'll have a Stroh rum and cola.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.

Hey

I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol"

Sausage rolls?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

It’s midnight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.

Hey

I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol

Sausage rolls? "

I ate them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s midnight! "

A minute ago it was 11pm

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.

Hey

I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol

Sausage rolls?

I ate them all "

You didn't save me any?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"It’s midnight!

A minute ago it was 11pm "

Matrix at its finest.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh goddamn it… as the not the Noc host I have missed the witching hour…

Sorry about that. Got distracted by togas

As you were

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"It’s midnight!

A minute ago it was 11pm

Matrix at its finest. "

It’s a glitch. I’m sure of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.

Hey

I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol

Sausage rolls?

I ate them all

You didn't save me any? "

I didn't know I was supposed to. Apologies

Life size cardboard Spike to make up

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.

Hey

I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol

Sausage rolls?

I ate them all

You didn't save me any?

I didn't know I was supposed to. Apologies

Life size cardboard Spike to make up "

Have you got any doughnuts? Please

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

Evening all

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Do you suppose that people going to choir practice are really going to a toga party ?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.

Hey

I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol

Sausage rolls?

I ate them all

You didn't save me any?

I didn't know I was supposed to. Apologies

Life size cardboard Spike to make up "

Well since you put it like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all. Joining late. I was on the phone. I love that the nocturnal just sort of generated itself tonight.

Hey

I only open my mouth for food past 10pm lol

Sausage rolls?

I ate them all

You didn't save me any?

I didn't know I was supposed to. Apologies

Life size cardboard Spike to make up

Have you got any doughnuts? Please "

I have never eaten one

1 forumite is tesco bound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all"

Evening !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you suppose that people going to choir practice are really going to a toga party ?"

I don't see why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s almost time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mornin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know what's going on but it seems like fun. X

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling


"Evening all

Evening ! "

How’s your evening?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"It’s midnight!

A minute ago it was 11pm

Matrix at its finest.

It’s a glitch. I’m sure of it "

But WHAT a glitch is that!

It’s the best one.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening all"

Hi Dan. Welcome to the not rhe Noc

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening all

Hi Dan. Welcome to the not rhe Noc"

Christ. You know what I mean

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"It’s almost time. "

For the sex?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Aww LB, good work on stepping up. It's soon the witching hour and Fab is a strange place to be on a Saturday night...

I honestly didn’t mean to lovely

I just thought I had missed it. And Fab tonight has all the hallmarks of a thriller…

Hope you’re ok? "

Well I think it's adorable. And kind of quirky (the thread not you!)

I'm really happy but rather awake. Going to sleep soon though. Hope you're well!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Mornin'"

Hey gorgeous. How’s it going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my. You can laugh

I just set my hair on fire

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

We’re nearly at the end of the not the Noc. Does anyone want a part Deux?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh my. You can laugh

I just set my hair on fire "

WTAF?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Aww LB, good work on stepping up. It's soon the witching hour and Fab is a strange place to be on a Saturday night...

I honestly didn’t mean to lovely

I just thought I had missed it. And Fab tonight has all the hallmarks of a thriller…

Hope you’re ok?

Well I think it's adorable. And kind of quirky (the thread not you!)

I'm really happy but rather awake. Going to sleep soon though. Hope you're well!

"

It just sort of happens which tbh is how my life goes

Glad you’re happy and sorry to have missed talking to you at the MLS. Another time? Xx

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Do you know why they spell sex s-e-x ? ' cause it's to hard to spell ooh aah ooh God yeees harder

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'm off to bed I think. But thank you for the Not the Noc

Jx

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"We’re nearly at the end of the not the Noc. Does anyone want a part Deux? "

Obviously, LB we need a part deux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my. You can laugh

I just set my hair on fire

WTAF?"

New lighter. High flame.

Not good!

Thinks it's time to sleep

Everyone's been fabulous

Night all xxx

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Don't know what's going on but it seems like fun. X"

It’s fun lovely. Just chat shit. All is good. I’m not even here… it’s the matrix. But welcome

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