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"Buy a sprinkler and pop it close to boundary fence and pretend it’s raining." I don't have any grass in my garden ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Some quality bangers being suggested here ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Does your patio perhaps need power washed? Oops, some of the water has gone across into their garden! | |||
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"My next door neighbours are arseholes and have spent the last 5 years bitching and moaning about absolutely everything to me. They are having a BBQ today and have asked me to ensure nobody smokes in my garden (as heaven forbid it might blow over their fence), and asked me to avoid having visitors as this would take up parking spaces on the (public) road.... They haven't mentioned anything about noise as I'm not generally a noisy person.... I therefore have decided that today I shall be cleaning my house with some loud music to keep me company. With the windows open. And not looking at WhatsApp when the inevitable message arrives asking me to turn it off. I'm starting with Green Day - what other recommendations do people have ![]() Wait until they’re all chatting away and pump out 5 finger Death punch - Jekyll and Hyde Or Disturbed - down with the sickness | |||
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"The best of Chaz n Dave " Oi… I will find you and fight you!!! ![]() | |||
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"Thunderstruck " My college American football team come out to that… that’s another one I am poking in the eye! ![]() | |||
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"I'd go with whatever your favourite song is, but have it on repeat. Then buy a recorder or penny whistle from your local music shop and then learn how to play that lovely song. Obviously there'll be plenty of screeching noises produced as you attempt to learn the right notes over and over again. " This is a great idea - I play violin (badly) and feel that a lengthy practice in the garden on such a lovely sunny day is really needed ![]() | |||
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"Wtf? They're having a bbq (that smoke smell stinks on clothes) but you're not allowed to have people smoking in your garden? ![]() Might even take up smoking again myself and puff it straight through the holes in the fence ![]() | |||
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"As if they've asked you to do all this... how bloody cheeky it's your garden and your house so if friends/family come round it's tough if their visitors cannot park.. I would have any music on loud and do whatever I pleased to do and would definately invite people to come round.. the cheek of it!! Wow!!! " Might throw a party tonight and have a really loud orgy with the windows open. They really are unbearable, threatened to sue me about various things many times over the years. | |||
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"I'd go with whatever your favourite song is, but have it on repeat. Then buy a recorder or penny whistle from your local music shop and then learn how to play that lovely song. Obviously there'll be plenty of screeching noises produced as you attempt to learn the right notes over and over again. This is a great idea - I play violin (badly) and feel that a lengthy practice in the garden on such a lovely sunny day is really needed ![]() Violin practise ....awesome. just pick a really naff tune and it'll be delightful ![]() | |||
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"Welcome to the jungle - Guns and Roses ![]() ![]() Followed by Get in the ring ![]() | |||
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"My next door neighbours are arseholes and have spent the last 5 years bitching and moaning about absolutely everything to me. They are having a BBQ today and have asked me to ensure nobody smokes in my garden (as heaven forbid it might blow over their fence), and asked me to avoid having visitors as this would take up parking spaces on the (public) road.... They haven't mentioned anything about noise as I'm not generally a noisy person.... I therefore have decided that today I shall be cleaning my house with some loud music to keep me company. With the windows open. And not looking at WhatsApp when the inevitable message arrives asking me to turn it off. I'm starting with Green Day - what other recommendations do people have ![]() Watch the world burn by Falling in Reverse. | |||
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"Or anything by Half Man Half Biscuit ascerbic wit way too advanced for cunts next door" The best British band of the last 40 years wouldn't annoy anyone. | |||
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"Rammstein at full volume " Works for me! You could also try Theatre of Tragedy's album Velvet Darkness They Fear. Crank it up!! | |||
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"I have no more fucks to give... can't remember who it's by but absolutely brilliant lol" Oh yes! That's a good shout.:D I wouldn't do it because I couldn't be arsed dealing with potential drama and fallout - not a good idea if you're planning on selling at any point. ![]() | |||
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"As tempting as it is, all this would do is probably make them turn up any music of their own, and then you enter in to a war of loudness to which innocent neighbours on other sides get embroiled in. I would go for something more subtle. It's going to be a lovely day for a spot of gardening. So get the mower out. Perhaps the borders need doing, so a strimmer as well, if you have one. And if you have soil beds needing doing, it might be a good time to buy a large bag of manure or 3 and work that in to those beds to enrich the soil. Make sure you spread it liberally around to really get in to the ground. Of course, you don't want to mozzies to bite you whilst you are working in the garden (if you are able to ofc), so some citronella candles over the place will help keep them at bay too." My friend had a long running dispute with her neighbours so arranged for a big delivery of manure the morning she was going on holiday for 2 weeks - just as the UK had a heatwave…. J x | |||
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"As tempting as it is, all this would do is probably make them turn up any music of their own, and then you enter in to a war of loudness to which innocent neighbours on other sides get embroiled in. I would go for something more subtle. It's going to be a lovely day for a spot of gardening. So get the mower out. Perhaps the borders need doing, so a strimmer as well, if you have one. And if you have soil beds needing doing, it might be a good time to buy a large bag of manure or 3 and work that in to those beds to enrich the soil. Make sure you spread it liberally around to really get in to the ground. Of course, you don't want to mozzies to bite you whilst you are working in the garden (if you are able to ofc), so some citronella candles over the place will help keep them at bay too. My friend had a long running dispute with her neighbours so arranged for a big delivery of manure the morning she was going on holiday for 2 weeks - just as the UK had a heatwave…. J x" Thats genius pure genius like megalomaniac genus levels | |||
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"Just cue up a hardcore punk playlist on Spotify and press play....loudly" There aren't many good ones. Grind is the way forward or a loftgroover mix set. | |||
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"Metallica- “So what !” ![]() Anti nowhere league Original and best. | |||
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"Metallica- “So what !” ![]() Yes definitely | |||
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"Bang some du hast on, that’s enough to piss anyone off, failing that search death chant records. The mr " There is alway nuclear assault, napalm death, or the ever popular Macc lads. | |||
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"I prefer Rammstein, what is not to love about a very heavy metal german group, that only sings in german." Not entirely true Amerika is sung in English and Pussy has English in it too and of course their version of Depeche Mode's Stripped... I'd go with Pussy though lol | |||
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"My next door neighbours are arseholes and have spent the last 5 years bitching and moaning about absolutely everything to me. They are having a BBQ today and have asked me to ensure nobody smokes in my garden (as heaven forbid it might blow over their fence), and asked me to avoid having visitors as this would take up parking spaces on the (public) road.... They haven't mentioned anything about noise as I'm not generally a noisy person.... I therefore have decided that today I shall be cleaning my house with some loud music to keep me company. With the windows open. And not looking at WhatsApp when the inevitable message arrives asking me to turn it off. I'm starting with Green Day - what other recommendations do people have ![]() Dying to know how it went and what you did to help you neighbours enjoy their bbq ![]() | |||
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"My next door neighbours are arseholes and have spent the last 5 years bitching and moaning about absolutely everything to me. They are having a BBQ today and have asked me to ensure nobody smokes in my garden (as heaven forbid it might blow over their fence), and asked me to avoid having visitors as this would take up parking spaces on the (public) road.... They haven't mentioned anything about noise as I'm not generally a noisy person.... I therefore have decided that today I shall be cleaning my house with some loud music to keep me company. With the windows open. And not looking at WhatsApp when the inevitable message arrives asking me to turn it off. I'm starting with Green Day - what other recommendations do people have ![]() AC/DC ..make sure you turn it UP !!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Update! Thank you all for your playlist suggestions! I had a fabulous cleaning disco, nice and loud, including shampooing the carpets with the noisy vax machine with the doors open. My friend with her 4 year old twins and a karaoke machine was the finale and a good squirt of killer out of my bedroom window onto the neighbours back lawn - was trying to make a penis shape but it's not easy! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Update! Thank you all for your playlist suggestions! I had a fabulous cleaning disco, nice and loud, including shampooing the carpets with the noisy vax machine with the doors open. My friend with her 4 year old twins and a karaoke machine was the finale and a good squirt of killer out of my bedroom window onto the neighbours back lawn - was trying to make a penis shape but it's not easy! ![]() Loving the w@@dkiller!!! J x | |||
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"Anthrax - Caught in a mosh! That’ll piss them right off " Love it! | |||
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"Update! Thank you all for your playlist suggestions! I had a fabulous cleaning disco, nice and loud, including shampooing the carpets with the noisy vax machine with the doors open. My friend with her 4 year old twins and a karaoke machine was the finale and a good squirt of killer out of my bedroom window onto the neighbours back lawn - was trying to make a penis shape but it's not easy! ![]() Fantastic! Sounds like your neighbours are already a penis shape. ![]() | |||
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"Yes it's fucking political -skunk anansie" great choice seen her few months ago | |||
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"Five finger death punch full album on repeat should keep them happy Start with " the bleeding" ![]() I second that! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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