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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My next door neighbours are arseholes and have spent the last 5 years bitching and moaning about absolutely everything to me.

They are having a BBQ today and have asked me to ensure nobody smokes in my garden (as heaven forbid it might blow over their fence), and asked me to avoid having visitors as this would take up parking spaces on the (public) road.... They haven't mentioned anything about noise as I'm not generally a noisy person....

I therefore have decided that today I shall be cleaning my house with some loud music to keep me company. With the windows open. And not looking at WhatsApp when the inevitable message arrives asking me to turn it off.

I'm starting with Green Day - what other recommendations do people have

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Buy a sprinkler and pop it close to boundary fence and pretend it’s raining.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

As for a song, well I suggest Ant & Dec - let’s get ready to rumble

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By *nigmaschild300Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

Five finger death punch full album on repeat should keep them happy

Start with " the bleeding"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy a sprinkler and pop it close to boundary fence and pretend it’s raining."

I don't have any grass in my garden

I'm thinking about hammering some wood or something in the shed as another noisy option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Ellie Goulding, closest noise to an annoying toddler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fred again (whitehats remix) - turn on the lights

Full blast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls aloud album

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

The best of Chaz n Dave

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I kicked your kitten n punched your puppy not mentioning railing your missus

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Something reggae, if they ask you to turn it down it'll come across racist as everyone loves it.

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By *uga40Man
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Spirit in the shy

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By *uga40Man
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Bit of queen

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

As tempting as it is, all this would do is probably make them turn up any music of their own, and then you enter in to a war of loudness to which innocent neighbours on other sides get embroiled in.

I would go for something more subtle.

It's going to be a lovely day for a spot of gardening.

So get the mower out.

Perhaps the borders need doing, so a strimmer as well, if you have one.

And if you have soil beds needing doing, it might be a good time to buy a large bag of manure or 3 and work that in to those beds to enrich the soil. Make sure you spread it liberally around to really get in to the ground.

Of course, you don't want to mozzies to bite you whilst you are working in the garden (if you are able to ofc), so some citronella candles over the place will help keep them at bay too.

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

The theme from Neighbours obviously

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

i know a song that will get on your nerves

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

birdie song all day full blast

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By *arcaboy_gaudigirlCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Anything by Rammstein should do the trick.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Ah, just seen your comment about not having any grass. Well, you could get some flower pots, or even a Vegetrunk, and turn that over with some soil/manure ready for potting.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Three Lions on repeat. The first time was fun, the second okay, but by the 10th time I was ready to do murder.

J

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Your a cunt on repeat bass booming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some quality bangers being suggested here

I'm creating a playlist of thrash metal, 90s cheese and reggae right now

Alas my garden that adjoins theirs is just an empty patio so I have no lawn to mow might start spray painting the shed though

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Some quality bangers being suggested here

I'm creating a playlist of thrash metal, 90s cheese and reggae right now

Alas my garden that adjoins theirs is just an empty patio so I have no lawn to mow might start spray painting the shed though "

Don't forget the ibiza chilled vibes now...

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By *arcaboy_gaudigirlCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Some quality bangers being suggested here

I'm creating a playlist of thrash metal, 90s cheese and reggae right now

Alas my garden that adjoins theirs is just an empty patio so I have no lawn to mow might start spray painting the shed though "

Does your patio perhaps need power washed? Oops, some of the water has gone across into their garden!

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

As if they've asked you to do all this... how bloody cheeky it's your garden and your house so if friends/family come round it's tough if their visitors cannot park.. I would have any music on loud and do whatever I pleased to do and would definately invite people to come round.. the cheek of it!! Wow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My next door neighbours are arseholes and have spent the last 5 years bitching and moaning about absolutely everything to me.

They are having a BBQ today and have asked me to ensure nobody smokes in my garden (as heaven forbid it might blow over their fence), and asked me to avoid having visitors as this would take up parking spaces on the (public) road.... They haven't mentioned anything about noise as I'm not generally a noisy person....

I therefore have decided that today I shall be cleaning my house with some loud music to keep me company. With the windows open. And not looking at WhatsApp when the inevitable message arrives asking me to turn it off.

I'm starting with Green Day - what other recommendations do people have "

Wait until they’re all chatting away and pump out 5 finger Death punch - Jekyll and Hyde

Or

Disturbed - down with the sickness

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I'd go with whatever your favourite song is, but have it on repeat. Then buy a recorder or penny whistle from your local music shop and then learn how to play that lovely song. Obviously there'll be plenty of screeching noises produced as you attempt to learn the right notes over and over again.

After a couple of hours invite a friend round and have a staged big argument about nothing in particular with plenty of raised voices and repeated shouting of "how dare you" and " who the hell do you think you are".

Shame I don't live nearer or I'd have offered to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf? They're having a bbq (that smoke smell stinks on clothes) but you're not allowed to have people smoking in your garden?

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Thunderstruck

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Agadoo Black Lace

The Lion Sleeps Tonight Tight Fit

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"The best of Chaz n Dave "

Oi… I will find you and fight you!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Thunderstruck "

My college American football team come out to that… that’s another one I am poking in the eye!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd go with whatever your favourite song is, but have it on repeat. Then buy a recorder or penny whistle from your local music shop and then learn how to play that lovely song. Obviously there'll be plenty of screeching noises produced as you attempt to learn the right notes over and over again.

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This is a great idea - I play violin (badly) and feel that a lengthy practice in the garden on such a lovely sunny day is really needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wtf? They're having a bbq (that smoke smell stinks on clothes) but you're not allowed to have people smoking in your garden? "

Might even take up smoking again myself and puff it straight through the holes in the fence

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

(a) I wouldn't stop anyone from visiting me.

(b) if I or more visitors want to smoke outside then they can

Just tell them to politely desist in telling me what I can or cannot do in my own garden

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Don't forget it's fly season now.

Whatever you do, don't leave out something to attract swarms of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As if they've asked you to do all this... how bloody cheeky it's your garden and your house so if friends/family come round it's tough if their visitors cannot park.. I would have any music on loud and do whatever I pleased to do and would definately invite people to come round.. the cheek of it!! Wow!!! "

Might throw a party tonight and have a really loud orgy with the windows open.

They really are unbearable, threatened to sue me about various things many times over the years.

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By *igjonny090Man
over a year ago

blackpool and Manchester

Depending on how good your singing is or isn’t, I’d go for something where you can make a racket with it.

My neighbours quite often party till 2/3am when they know I have to be up for work at 6 so when I’m in the shower they get my renditions of things like let it go, bring him home from les mis and ones where basically I can properly belt it and make a lot of noise to wake them up from their hangover

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Serge Gainsbourg.. Je t'aime,

followed by Khia.. My neck, my back...

And then The Outthere Brothers.. Don't stop..

On repeat, while singing along, including the sex noises.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Welcome to the jungle - Guns and Roses

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By *arrenandhisduckCouple
over a year ago

blackpool

That would work can make noise till 11pm yeah it’s not nice but when people are arses it’s what they deserve. Also invite as many people round as you can take up all the parking and have your own party

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

What a bloody nerve they having a BBQ & sending smoke etc into your garden yet,tell you no smoking in your or no road parking..

I would have big bonfire in yours & blast out " I'm in the mood for dancing" by the Nolans then the Crazy Frog..

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By *orruptionandliesMan
over a year ago

leeds

Just play scooter on loop or bad boy chiller crew

My nextdoor neighbour is a mardy bitch doesn't like it loud

But I can't help but really want to fuck her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 hours of non stop bagpipe music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green Day - F.O.D. (Fuck off and die)

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area


"I'd go with whatever your favourite song is, but have it on repeat. Then buy a recorder or penny whistle from your local music shop and then learn how to play that lovely song. Obviously there'll be plenty of screeching noises produced as you attempt to learn the right notes over and over again.

This is a great idea - I play violin (badly) and feel that a lengthy practice in the garden on such a lovely sunny day is really needed "

Violin practise ....awesome. just pick a really naff tune and it'll be delightful

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

A bit of Napalm Death should do it, or Metallica's version of So what... for extra vulgarity lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Welcome to the jungle - Guns and Roses "

Followed by Get in the ring

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

N*zi punks fuck off by Dead kennedys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My next door neighbours are arseholes and have spent the last 5 years bitching and moaning about absolutely everything to me.

They are having a BBQ today and have asked me to ensure nobody smokes in my garden (as heaven forbid it might blow over their fence), and asked me to avoid having visitors as this would take up parking spaces on the (public) road.... They haven't mentioned anything about noise as I'm not generally a noisy person....

I therefore have decided that today I shall be cleaning my house with some loud music to keep me company. With the windows open. And not looking at WhatsApp when the inevitable message arrives asking me to turn it off.

I'm starting with Green Day - what other recommendations do people have "

Watch the world burn by Falling in Reverse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna fuck the world" by Turbonegro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen the suggestion of sexy songs so "French kiss" by Lil Louis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nazi Punks Fuck Off" by The Dead Kennedys

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By *orfolk777Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Anything by Des O’Conner

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

Napalm death, anal cunt and macabre.

All the other stuff you've been told is nonsense.

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By *orfolk777Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Leave Agadoo on repeat and then go out for the day

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Pick 2 adele songs, playlist on repeat. When they speak to you about it, have your innocent surprised look to hand. Say your bluetooth was hacked.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Rammstein at full volume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or anything by Half Man Half Biscuit ascerbic wit way too advanced for cunts next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People equal shit- Slipknot

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Or anything by Half Man Half Biscuit ascerbic wit way too advanced for cunts next door"

The best British band of the last 40 years wouldn't annoy anyone.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Rammstein at full volume "

Works for me!

You could also try Theatre of Tragedy's album Velvet Darkness They Fear. Crank it up!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I have no more fucks to give... can't remember who it's by but absolutely brilliant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play some drill music. Maybe a bit of Headie One. People hate drill music for some reason

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I have no more fucks to give... can't remember who it's by but absolutely brilliant lol"

Oh yes! That's a good shout.:D

I wouldn't do it because I couldn't be arsed dealing with potential drama and fallout - not a good idea if you're planning on selling at any point.

But if I did, that would be my song of choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any cradle of filth or children of bodom album will do the trick,lol.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Rage Against the Machine ...

" Fuck you I won't do what you tell me " ..

They'll get the message

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By *ostinstokeMan
over a year ago

tean

Snots album, particularly 'my balls your chin'

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I'd deffo get some ciggies and invite a few friends round to help me smoke them! X

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

AC/DC - Highway to Hell

Led Zep - The immigrant song

Skunk Anansie - Hedonism

Black Sabbath - Paranoid

Steppenwoolf - born to be wild

Free - Wishing Well

Kiss - I was Made for Loving you

Eric Clapton - Layla

that should learn 'em

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

D.i.l.l.i.g.a.f by Kevin bloody Wilson lol

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Anything by Slipknot

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Forgot about Bodies by the Sex Pistols that would really piss them off

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"As tempting as it is, all this would do is probably make them turn up any music of their own, and then you enter in to a war of loudness to which innocent neighbours on other sides get embroiled in.

I would go for something more subtle.

It's going to be a lovely day for a spot of gardening.

So get the mower out.

Perhaps the borders need doing, so a strimmer as well, if you have one.

And if you have soil beds needing doing, it might be a good time to buy a large bag of manure or 3 and work that in to those beds to enrich the soil. Make sure you spread it liberally around to really get in to the ground.

Of course, you don't want to mozzies to bite you whilst you are working in the garden (if you are able to ofc), so some citronella candles over the place will help keep them at bay too."

My friend had a long running dispute with her neighbours so arranged for a big delivery of manure the morning she was going on holiday for 2 weeks - just as the UK had a heatwave….

J x

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"As tempting as it is, all this would do is probably make them turn up any music of their own, and then you enter in to a war of loudness to which innocent neighbours on other sides get embroiled in.

I would go for something more subtle.

It's going to be a lovely day for a spot of gardening.

So get the mower out.

Perhaps the borders need doing, so a strimmer as well, if you have one.

And if you have soil beds needing doing, it might be a good time to buy a large bag of manure or 3 and work that in to those beds to enrich the soil. Make sure you spread it liberally around to really get in to the ground.

Of course, you don't want to mozzies to bite you whilst you are working in the garden (if you are able to ofc), so some citronella candles over the place will help keep them at bay too.

My friend had a long running dispute with her neighbours so arranged for a big delivery of manure the morning she was going on holiday for 2 weeks - just as the UK had a heatwave….

J x"

Thats genius pure genius like megalomaniac genus levels

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *anchestercreampieloversCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Metallica- “So what !”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alice Cooper has a good selection of songs with inappropriate lyrics that could happily be played loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fight For Your Right

( To Party) by Beastie Boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy Bitch, by Buck cherry

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By *akes coupleCouple
over a year ago

Ambleside

People equal shit by Slipknot. Not our thing but guaranteed to wind the stuffy buggers up nextdoor.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

So, OP, how did it go?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I would certainly be livid too if they said these things. On the other hand though there are nightmare neighbours who feel they can do anything they like, not caring how it affects others. It's my home/garden and I do as I please sort of attitude. Well no, if you have 3 dogs constantly barking day and night, you let your kids run amok and turned your garden into a buttlins playground, play loud music and constantly partying at the expense of others and their enjoyment of their home/garden. It happens a lot unfortunately and blightens the life of others. However on this ocassion I do believe a bit of agadoo might be in order for being so cheeky, unless you have of course given them a lot of reason to be in the past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My next door neighbours are wonderful. I can play what I want. Tonight I am Chili Peppers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dawn and Keith are salt of the earth the best people I have ever met.

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

Just cue up a hardcore punk playlist on Spotify and press play....loudly

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Just cue up a hardcore punk playlist on Spotify and press play....loudly"

There aren't many good ones. Grind is the way forward or a loftgroover mix set.

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Metallica- “So what !” "

Anti nowhere league

Original and best.

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here


"Metallica- “So what !”

Anti nowhere league

Original and best. "

Yes definitely

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I prefer Rammstein, what is not to love about a very heavy metal german group, that only sings in german.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Bang some du hast on, that’s enough to piss anyone off, failing that search death chant records.

The mr

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Bang some du hast on, that’s enough to piss anyone off, failing that search death chant records.

The mr "

There is alway nuclear assault, napalm death, or the ever popular Macc lads.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I prefer Rammstein, what is not to love about a very heavy metal german group, that only sings in german."

Not entirely true Amerika is sung in English and Pussy has English in it too and of course their version of Depeche Mode's Stripped... I'd go with Pussy though lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Whole lotta love..... Led Zeppelin

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

99 problems

Jay Z

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By *0ng0 furyMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

lou reed - metal machine music A-3

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Just play a Cliff Richard medley on repeat and see how fast the for sale sign goes up.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Either Rammstein, electric callboy or Morris dancing classics.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Overkill by Motorhead.

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By *ola xWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry Shropshire


"My next door neighbours are arseholes and have spent the last 5 years bitching and moaning about absolutely everything to me.

They are having a BBQ today and have asked me to ensure nobody smokes in my garden (as heaven forbid it might blow over their fence), and asked me to avoid having visitors as this would take up parking spaces on the (public) road.... They haven't mentioned anything about noise as I'm not generally a noisy person....

I therefore have decided that today I shall be cleaning my house with some loud music to keep me company. With the windows open. And not looking at WhatsApp when the inevitable message arrives asking me to turn it off.

I'm starting with Green Day - what other recommendations do people have "

Dying to know how it went and what you did to help you neighbours enjoy their bbq

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By *uriousredWoman
over a year ago

Surrey/Hampshire

I adopt a strategy with my downstairs neighbour that the moment he winds me up with his music/whistling or both, I kick in my music. Selections I have are:

Angry emo rock

The classic 'you're a cunt'

Dance tunes with excellent bass

The key thing is make sure whatever you're playing music from just has as much bass production as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fully recommend any album by extreme noise terror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My next door neighbours are arseholes and have spent the last 5 years bitching and moaning about absolutely everything to me.

They are having a BBQ today and have asked me to ensure nobody smokes in my garden (as heaven forbid it might blow over their fence), and asked me to avoid having visitors as this would take up parking spaces on the (public) road.... They haven't mentioned anything about noise as I'm not generally a noisy person....

I therefore have decided that today I shall be cleaning my house with some loud music to keep me company. With the windows open. And not looking at WhatsApp when the inevitable message arrives asking me to turn it off.

I'm starting with Green Day - what other recommendations do people have "

AC/DC ..make sure you turn it UP !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auto asphyxiation circle jerk by uncle rotter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to know what my noisy neighbour doesn't like, then I'd play it all night

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Has anyone mentioned that gentle ditty that wafts along with the words

FUCK YOU! I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME....

(best played at volume 11)

Can also suggest

Sisters Of Mercy- Temple of Love 92 extended remix (Its long and kicks the speakers arse)

The Cult- She Sells Sanctuary... extended mix

The Entire Prodigy -Fat of the Land album and likewise, just work your way through Carter USM's back catalogue...you won't hear the shouting or door knocking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update!

Thank you all for your playlist suggestions! I had a fabulous cleaning disco, nice and loud, including shampooing the carpets with the noisy vax machine with the doors open. My friend with her 4 year old twins and a karaoke machine was the finale and a good squirt of killer out of my bedroom window onto the neighbours back lawn - was trying to make a penis shape but it's not easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update!

Thank you all for your playlist suggestions! I had a fabulous cleaning disco, nice and loud, including shampooing the carpets with the noisy vax machine with the doors open. My friend with her 4 year old twins and a karaoke machine was the finale and a good squirt of killer out of my bedroom window onto the neighbours back lawn - was trying to make a penis shape but it's not easy!

"

T

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Yes it's fucking political -skunk anansie

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Update!

Thank you all for your playlist suggestions! I had a fabulous cleaning disco, nice and loud, including shampooing the carpets with the noisy vax machine with the doors open. My friend with her 4 year old twins and a karaoke machine was the finale and a good squirt of killer out of my bedroom window onto the neighbours back lawn - was trying to make a penis shape but it's not easy!

"

Loving the w@@dkiller!!!

J x

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Anthrax - Caught in a mosh! That’ll piss them right off

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Anthrax - Caught in a mosh! That’ll piss them right off "

Love it!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Update!

Thank you all for your playlist suggestions! I had a fabulous cleaning disco, nice and loud, including shampooing the carpets with the noisy vax machine with the doors open. My friend with her 4 year old twins and a karaoke machine was the finale and a good squirt of killer out of my bedroom window onto the neighbours back lawn - was trying to make a penis shape but it's not easy!

"

Fantastic! Sounds like your neighbours are already a penis shape.

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By *ikynminnyCouple
over a year ago

South shields


"Yes it's fucking political -skunk anansie"

great choice seen her few months ago

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"Five finger death punch full album on repeat should keep them happy

Start with " the bleeding" "

I second that! I actually done it few years back and it worked so…

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