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"I have never tried holding two cocks in on hand but if they're smaller than pint glasses I'll give it a go! "Atta girl. I'm in! | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? " I think we should do naked limbo | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? " Yes, I've always wanted to do that! | |||
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"I have never tried holding two cocks in on hand but if they're smaller than pint glasses I'll give it a go!
Atta girl. I'm in! " | |||
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"I have never tried holding two cocks in on hand but if they're smaller than pint glasses I'll give it a go!
I bet you would "I feel it has the potential to be as disappointing as a titwank though | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? Yes, I've always wanted to do that! " Have you never been to a toga party? The stuff of student legends! | |||
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Good evening .•°°"Are you a happy duck today? Xx | |||
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"It's like fastest fingerings on the noc threads this evening. Everyone replies within seconds My brain is fried! If I have missed anyone please accept my sincere apologies. It was completely unintentional "Fried brain, wonder what that would taste like | |||
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"Mornin'" Morning Stood! How are you? | |||
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"I have never tried holding two cocks in on hand but if they're smaller than pint glasses I'll give it a go!
I bet you would
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"It's like fastest fingerings on the noc threads this evening. Everyone replies within seconds My brain is fried! If I have missed anyone please accept my sincere apologies. It was completely unintentional
Fried brain, wonder what that would taste like"Washed down with a nice chianti perhaps? | |||
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"I have never tried holding two cocks in on hand but if they're smaller than pint glasses I'll give it a go!
I bet you would
I feel it has the potential to be as disappointing as a titwank though "Yeah, I've never been a fan of those. Quite partial to slapping them together though while fucking | |||
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wants to play NakedTwister with me.
And for those who have just joined and wondering what on earth I'm talking about... welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship, a place where coherency doesn't exist but inclusivity does. | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? I think we should do naked limbo Oh yay, love limbo! " I will be in charge of handling the stick.  | |||
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"It's like fastest fingerings on the noc threads this evening. Everyone replies within seconds My brain is fried! If I have missed anyone please accept my sincere apologies. It was completely unintentional
Fried brain, wonder what that would taste like
Washed down with a nice chianti perhaps?"Definitely, would be exquisite | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? I think we should do naked limbo Oh yay, love limbo! I will be in charge of handling the stick. "You going to make it go up and down? | |||
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"There's more filling than a doughnut factory tonight Poor broken stretched doughnuts
I never abuse my doughnuts "There is a very recent thread that suggests doughnut abuse might occur in pursuit of photographic perfection. | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? I think we should do naked limbo Oh yay, love limbo! I will be in charge of handling the stick. "Oh no you don't, get your arse down here limboing, lady! | |||
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"This really is rather wonderful. We have a triumvirate Nocturnal this evening. Le Petit Oiseau's ear is burning. Jülië's ears are burning. Piscean Dream's ears aren't burning because I wasn't talking about him, but I shall write the chronicles of his fruitful escapades. PrinçessPüddle wants to play NakedTwister with me.
And for those who have just joined and wondering what on earth I'm talking about... welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship, a place where coherency doesn't exist but inclusivity does. "Chronicles about me is guaranteed to be in top million books sold I reckon | |||
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"Evening xx " Bonsoir chéri xx | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea!" A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? | |||
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"This really is rather wonderful. We have a triumvirate Nocturnal this evening. Le Petit Oiseau's ear is burning. Jülië's ears are burning. Piscean Dream's ears aren't burning because I wasn't talking about him, but I shall write the chronicles of his fruitful escapades. PrinçessPüddle wants to play NakedTwister with me.
And for those who have just joined and wondering what on earth I'm talking about... welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship, a place where coherency doesn't exist but inclusivity does. "Harem. That is all | |||
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"What’s going on folks? " It was sausage but now it's limbo and sticks and books and stuff | |||
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"It's like fastest fingerings on the noc threads this evening. Everyone replies within seconds My brain is fried! If I have missed anyone please accept my sincere apologies. It was completely unintentional
Fried brain, wonder what that would taste like
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"Tadaaaa" Vina, fire bad tree pretty | |||
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"I’m still here *waves* Ooh you've got changed into something more comfortable "I am now nekkid in bed darling | |||
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"This really is rather wonderful. We have a triumvirate Nocturnal this evening. Le Petit Oiseau's ear is burning. Jülië's ears are burning. Piscean Dream's ears aren't burning because I wasn't talking about him, but I shall write the chronicles of his fruitful escapades. PrinçessPüddle wants to play NakedTwister with me.
And for those who have just joined and wondering what on earth I'm talking about... welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship, a place where coherency doesn't exist but inclusivity does. "It's a wonderful thing Are you limboing? | |||
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"There's more filling than a doughnut factory tonight Poor broken stretched doughnuts
I never abuse my doughnuts
There is a very recent thread that suggests doughnut abuse might occur in pursuit of photographic perfection. "There's evidence of me saying there's no way I'm getting my cock inside a ring doughnut | |||
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"Evening xx Bonsoir chéri xx" Bonsoir ma chérie xx ça va? xx | |||
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"What’s going on folks? " Welcome to the Nocturnal _oeofsussex. We're chatting nonsense for a bit longer until someone wins the limbo, and all the togas fall off | |||
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"I’m still here *waves* Ooh you've got changed into something more comfortable
I am now nekkid in bed darling "Naked limboing, let's go! | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea! A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? " Always if invited x | |||
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"There's more filling than a doughnut factory tonight Poor broken stretched doughnuts
I never abuse my doughnuts
There is a very recent thread that suggests doughnut abuse might occur in pursuit of photographic perfection.
There's evidence of me saying there's no way I'm getting my cock inside a ring doughnut "All I want now is a doughnut 
Well… not quite all I want but a doughnut will do | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? I think we should do naked limbo Oh yay, love limbo! I will be in charge of handling the stick.
You going to make it go up and down? "Reverse limbo! I prefer to make it go up | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? I think we should do naked limbo Oh yay, love limbo! I will be in charge of handling the stick.
Oh no you don't, get your arse down here limboing, lady! "My boobs will knock the stick off  | |||
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"I’m still here *waves* Ooh you've got changed into something more comfortable
I am now nekkid in bed darling "  xx | |||
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"I’m still here *waves* Ooh you've got changed into something more comfortable
I am now nekkid in bed darling
Naked limboing, let's go! "I’m in | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea! A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? Always if invited x" Everyone is invited! | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? I think we should do naked limbo Oh yay, love limbo! I will be in charge of handling the stick.
You going to make it go up and down?
Reverse limbo! I prefer to make it go up "So it start hard and gets easier? | |||
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"This really is rather wonderful. We have a triumvirate Nocturnal this evening. Le Petit Oiseau's ear is burning. Jülië's ears are burning. Piscean Dream's ears aren't burning because I wasn't talking about him, but I shall write the chronicles of his fruitful escapades. PrinçessPüddle wants to play NakedTwister with me.
And for those who have just joined and wondering what on earth I'm talking about... welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship, a place where coherency doesn't exist but inclusivity does.
Chronicles about me is guaranteed to be in top million books sold I reckon "The Piscean Dream Chronicles does sound very New Age! | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? I think we should do naked limbo Oh yay, love limbo! I will be in charge of handling the stick.
Oh no you don't, get your arse down here limboing, lady!
My boobs will knock the stick off "Defo good for a tit wank then  | |||
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"Good evening "Good evening Daniel, it's all a bit wild in here tonight! Buckle up | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea! A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? Always if invited x Everyone is invited! " xx | |||
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"There's more filling than a doughnut factory tonight Poor broken stretched doughnuts
I never abuse my doughnuts
There is a very recent thread that suggests doughnut abuse might occur in pursuit of photographic perfection.
There's evidence of me saying there's no way I'm getting my cock inside a ring doughnut
All I want now is a doughnut
Well… not quite all I want but a doughnut will do "Doughnuts are great | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea! A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? " Oh, alright then! (Picks up toga and lollops over to the party!) | |||
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"I’m still here *waves* Ooh you've got changed into something more comfortable
I am now nekkid in bed darling "Oh my! | |||
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"Good evening
Good evening Daniel, it's all a bit wild in here tonight! Buckle up "Reminds me of the good old days, nice to see a part 3 | |||
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"There's more filling than a doughnut factory tonight Poor broken stretched doughnuts
I never abuse my doughnuts
There is a very recent thread that suggests doughnut abuse might occur in pursuit of photographic perfection.
But so many choices, plain, jam, custard, et al
There's evidence of me saying there's no way I'm getting my cock inside a ring doughnut
All I want now is a doughnut
Well… not quite all I want but a doughnut will do
Doughnuts are great " | |||
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"There's more filling than a doughnut factory tonight Poor broken stretched doughnuts
I never abuse my doughnuts
There is a very recent thread that suggests doughnut abuse might occur in pursuit of photographic perfection.
There's evidence of me saying there's no way I'm getting my cock inside a ring doughnut without it breaking due to impressive girth "FIFY | |||
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"This really is rather wonderful. We have a triumvirate Nocturnal this evening. Le Petit Oiseau's ear is burning. Jülië's ears are burning. Piscean Dream's ears aren't burning because I wasn't talking about him, but I shall write the chronicles of his fruitful escapades. PrinçessPüddle wants to play NakedTwister with me.
And for those who have just joined and wondering what on earth I'm talking about... welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship, a place where coherency doesn't exist but inclusivity does.
Chronicles about me is guaranteed to be in top million books sold I reckon
The Piscean Dream Chronicles does sound very New Age! "Oh it would need it's own spot far away from everything else | |||
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"Evening xx Bonsoir chéri xx Bonsoir ma chérie xx ça va? xx"Ça va très bien merci, et toi? | |||
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"There's more filling than a doughnut factory tonight Poor broken stretched doughnuts
I never abuse my doughnuts
There is a very recent thread that suggests doughnut abuse might occur in pursuit of photographic perfection.
There's evidence of me saying there's no way I'm getting my cock inside a ring doughnut without it breaking due to impressive girth
FIFY "Thank you for adding in the extra important information that non perverts wouldn't know about | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea! A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? Always if invited x Everyone is invited! " Absolutely! | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? I think we should do naked limbo Oh yay, love limbo! I will be in charge of handling the stick.
You going to make it go up and down?
Reverse limbo! I prefer to make it go up
So it start hard and gets easier? "Erm... Umm.. Well that didn't go to plan | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea! A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? Always if invited x Everyone is invited! Absolutely! "Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? I think we should do naked limbo Oh yay, love limbo! I will be in charge of handling the stick.
Oh no you don't, get your arse down here limboing, lady!
My boobs will knock the stick off
Defo good for a tit wank then "Yeah, not a good one though. They don't exist remember! | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? I think we should do naked limbo Oh yay, love limbo! I will be in charge of handling the stick.
You going to make it go up and down?
Reverse limbo! I prefer to make it go up
So it start hard and gets easier?
Erm...
Umm..
Well that didn't go to plan "You didn't think it through | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea! A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? Always if invited x Everyone is invited! Absolutely!
Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos"Ohhhh careful you don't play them too hard, right Julie? | |||
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"Goodnight lovely Nocturnalistas. "Good night tarty ghost lol xx | |||
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"Evening xx Bonsoir chéri xx Bonsoir ma chérie xx ça va? xx
Ça va très bien merci, et toi? "Je vais très bien, merci, malgré. ce que j'ai vu chez le vétérinaire aujourd'hui!! xx | |||
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"Good evening
Good evening Daniel, it's all a bit wild in here tonight! Buckle up
Reminds me of the good old days, nice to see a part 3 "It is. And I'm only a few minutes behind now! | |||
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"Goodnight lovely Nocturnalistas. "Night x | |||
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Good evening .•°°
Are you a happy duck today? Xx"My emotions today have been up and down. .•°°•°°•°°• | |||
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"This really is rather wonderful. We have a triumvirate Nocturnal this evening. Le Petit Oiseau's ear is burning. Jülië's ears are burning. Piscean Dream's ears aren't burning because I wasn't talking about him, but I shall write the chronicles of his fruitful escapades. PrinçessPüddle wants to play NakedTwister with me.
And for those who have just joined and wondering what on earth I'm talking about... welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship, a place where coherency doesn't exist but inclusivity does.
Chronicles about me is guaranteed to be in top million books sold I reckon
The Piscean Dream Chronicles does sound very New Age!
Oh it would need it's own spot far away from everything else "Locked away with big warning signs | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea! A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? Always if invited x Everyone is invited! Flugel for me x Absolutely!
Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos" | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? I think we should do naked limbo Oh yay, love limbo! I will be in charge of handling the stick.
Oh no you don't, get your arse down here limboing, lady!
My boobs will knock the stick off
Defo good for a tit wank then
Yeah, not a good one though. They don't exist remember! "A tit wank is a tit wank… it’s all good | |||
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Good evening .•°°
Are you a happy duck today? Xx
My emotions today have been up and down..•°°•°°•°°• "Like her stick
Hope you're feeling better this evening | |||
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"Goodnight lovely Nocturnalistas.
Good night tarty ghost lol xx"Lol! | |||
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"There's more filling than a doughnut factory tonight Poor broken stretched doughnuts
I never abuse my doughnuts
There is a very recent thread that suggests doughnut abuse might occur in pursuit of photographic perfection.
There's evidence of me saying there's no way I'm getting my cock inside a ring doughnut without it breaking due to impressive girth
FIFY
Thank you for adding in the extra important information that non perverts wouldn't know about "Just quoting you from yesterday I wouldn't know.
*crosses fingers behind back* | |||
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"Ooh we should do a toga party photo challenge! " Great idea but how???? | |||
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"This really is rather wonderful. We have a triumvirate Nocturnal this evening. Le Petit Oiseau's ear is burning. Jülië's ears are burning. Piscean Dream's ears aren't burning because I wasn't talking about him, but I shall write the chronicles of his fruitful escapades. PrinçessPüddle wants to play NakedTwister with me.
And for those who have just joined and wondering what on earth I'm talking about... welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship, a place where coherency doesn't exist but inclusivity does.
Chronicles about me is guaranteed to be in top million books sold I reckon
The Piscean Dream Chronicles does sound very New Age!
Oh it would need it's own spot far away from everything else
Locked away with big warning signs "Maybe hazard symbols and tape | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea! A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? Always if invited x Everyone is invited! Absolutely!
Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos"You sure can! Bongos are the best but take care not to be too enthusiastic. | |||
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"There's more filling than a doughnut factory tonight Poor broken stretched doughnuts
I never abuse my doughnuts
There is a very recent thread that suggests doughnut abuse might occur in pursuit of photographic perfection.
There's evidence of me saying there's no way I'm getting my cock inside a ring doughnut without it breaking due to impressive girth
FIFY
Thank you for adding in the extra important information that non perverts wouldn't know about
Just quoting you from yesterday I wouldn't know.
*crosses fingers behind back*" | |||
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"Ooh we should do a toga party photo challenge! Great idea but how????" Not on here. Another time | |||
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"Goodnight lovely Nocturnalistas. "Sweet dreams D | |||
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Good evening .•°°
Are you a happy duck today? Xx
My emotions today have been up and down..•°°•°°•°°• "Hope you’re feeling a little better now lovely? | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea! A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? Always if invited x Everyone is invited! Absolutely!
Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos
You sure can! Bongos are the best but take care not to be too enthusiastic. "I can play the kazoo. Not whilst limboing, though. Ch*king hazard. | |||
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"Goodnight lovely Nocturnalistas. "Goodnight | |||
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"Evening xx Bonsoir chéri xx Bonsoir ma chérie xx ça va? xx
Ça va très bien merci, et toi?
Je vais très bien, merci, malgré. ce que j'ai vu chez le vétérinaire aujourd'hui!! xx
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Good evening .•°°
Are you a happy duck today? Xx
My emotions today have been up and down..•°°•°°•°°• "I hope they're more up at the moment xx | |||
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"Ooh we should do a toga party photo challenge! " I like this idea! A lot. | |||
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Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos
You sure can! Bongos are the best but take care not to be too enthusiastic.
I can play the kazoo. Not whilst limboing, though. Ch*king hazard. "How do you know if you don't try? Seems like a lack of effort to me  | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? I think we should do naked limbo Oh yay, love limbo! I will be in charge of handling the stick.
Oh no you don't, get your arse down here limboing, lady!
My boobs will knock the stick off
Defo good for a tit wank then
Yeah, not a good one though. They don't exist remember!
A tit wank is a tit wank… it’s all good "You will have to give me a demo LB. I will lend you Beef | |||
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"Evening xx Bonsoir chéri xx Bonsoir ma chérie xx ça va? xx
Ça va très bien merci, et toi?
Je vais très bien, merci, malgré. ce que j'ai vu chez le vétérinaire aujourd'hui!! xx
What did you see at the vet today? My French is too rusty to go much further "I'll spare you the details, you'll thank me, suffice to say all is well with Lewis now xx | |||
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Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos
You sure can! Bongos are the best but take care not to be too enthusiastic.
I can play the kazoo. Not whilst limboing, though. Ch*king hazard.
How do you know if you don't try? Seems like a lack of effort to me "I already tried. That's how I know. | |||
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"Whoop whoop it's a late night party! Toga party? I think we should do naked limbo Oh yay, love limbo! I will be in charge of handling the stick.
Oh no you don't, get your arse down here limboing, lady!
My boobs will knock the stick off
Defo good for a tit wank then
Yeah, not a good one though. They don't exist remember!
A tit wank is a tit wank… it’s all good
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Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos
You sure can! Bongos are the best but take care not to be too enthusiastic.
I can play the kazoo. Not whilst limboing, though. Ch*king hazard. "Bongos and a kazoo. It's all taken a slightly Star Wars Cantina turn but we can work with that! | |||
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Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos
You sure can! Bongos are the best but take care not to be too enthusiastic.
I can play the kazoo. Not whilst limboing, though. Ch*king hazard.
How do you know if you don't try? Seems like a lack of effort to me
I already tried. That's how I know. " x | |||
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Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos
You sure can! Bongos are the best but take care not to be too enthusiastic.
I can play the kazoo. Not whilst limboing, though. Ch*king hazard.
Bongos and a kazoo. It's all taken a slightly Star Wars Cantina turn but we can work with that! "I've several horns if anyone wants to borrow one! x | |||
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Ça va très bien merci, et toi?
Je vais très bien, merci, malgré. ce que j'ai vu chez le vétérinaire aujourd'hui!! xx
What did you see at the vet today? My French is too rusty to go much further
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Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos
You sure can! Bongos are the best but take care not to be too enthusiastic.
I can play the kazoo. Not whilst limboing, though. Ch*king hazard.
How do you know if you don't try? Seems like a lack of effort to me
I already tried. That's how I know. "A mental picture probably as good as yours of me! | |||
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Ça va très bien merci, et toi?
Je vais très bien, merci, malgré. ce que j'ai vu chez le vétérinaire aujourd'hui!! xx
What did you see at the vet today? My French is too rusty to go much further
I'll spare you the details, you'll thank me, suffice to say all is well with Lewis now xx
I'm glad that Lewis is sorted!"He's grand bless you, although somewhat surprised when he woke up  xx | |||
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Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos
You sure can! Bongos are the best but take care not to be too enthusiastic.
I can play the kazoo. Not whilst limboing, though. Ch*king hazard.
How do you know if you don't try? Seems like a lack of effort to me
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Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos
You sure can! Bongos are the best but take care not to be too enthusiastic.
I can play the kazoo. Not whilst limboing, though. Ch*king hazard.
Bongos and a kazoo. It's all taken a slightly Star Wars Cantina turn but we can work with that!
I've several horns if anyone wants to borrow one! x"Honk honk | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea! A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? Always if invited x Everyone is invited! Absolutely!
Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos
You sure can! Bongos are the best but take care not to be too enthusiastic.
I can play the kazoo. Not whilst limboing, though. Ch*king hazard.
Bongos and a kazoo. It's all taken a slightly Star Wars Cantina turn but we can work with that!
I've several horns if anyone wants to borrow one! x"There’s an offer that's hard to refuse | |||
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It's dreadful over here at the moment x"It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms! | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea! A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? Always if invited x Everyone is invited! Absolutely!
Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos
You sure can! Bongos are the best but take care not to be too enthusiastic.
I can play the kazoo. Not whilst limboing, though. Ch*king hazard.
Bongos and a kazoo. It's all taken a slightly Star Wars Cantina turn but we can work with that!
I've several horns if anyone wants to borrow one! x
There’s an offer that's hard to refuse " x | |||
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"What’s going on folks? no idea! A toga/limbo party. Obviously. Are you coming? Always if invited x Everyone is invited! Absolutely!
Can I be in the band? I'll play the bongos
You sure can! Bongos are the best but take care not to be too enthusiastic.
I can play the kazoo. Not whilst limboing, though. Ch*king hazard.
Bongos and a kazoo. It's all taken a slightly Star Wars Cantina turn but we can work with that!
I've several horns if anyone wants to borrow one! x
Honk honk " x | |||
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It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!"I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge | |||
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It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!"Hot Toddy here - made it to a mighty 14 today | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge "No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here! | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge
No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here! "Yeah you should be ok I reckon | |||
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It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
Hot Toddy here - made it to a mighty 14 today "Yikes, colder than Manchester! It had better cheer up by August or I'll sulk | |||
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It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
Hot Toddy here - made it to a mighty 14 today
Yikes, colder than Manchester! It had better cheer up by August or I'll sulk "It'll be toasty by then x | |||
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It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
Hot Toddy here - made it to a mighty 14 today
Yikes, colder than Manchester! It had better cheer up by August or I'll sulk "Bad luck - it’s almost Mediterranean here! Nice temp! | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge
No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here!
Yeah you should be ok I reckon "Phew. Pimms and a cliff edge would be a dodgy combination. | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge
No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here!
Yeah you should be ok I reckon
Phew. Pimms and a cliff edge would be a dodgy combination."Indeed! It would be - I’m safe here from the cliff edge for the next 800 years! | |||
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It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
Hot Toddy here - made it to a mighty 14 today
Yikes, colder than Manchester! It had better cheer up by August or I'll sulk
It'll be toasty by then x "I hope so. We're off to Valras Plage | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge
No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here!
Yeah you should be ok I reckon
Phew. Pimms and a cliff edge would be a dodgy combination."Especially that one
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
Hot Toddy here - made it to a mighty 14 today
Yikes, colder than Manchester! It had better cheer up by August or I'll sulk
Bad luck - it’s almost Mediterranean here! Nice temp! "And added rain and storms here!!! | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge
No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here!
Yeah you should be ok I reckon
Phew. Pimms and a cliff edge would be a dodgy combination.
Especially that one
I know someone that works for the rescue team when people jump, they spent ages looking for a head to find out from coroner that he had landed on it and it was actually in his chest "
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
Hot Toddy here - made it to a mighty 14 today
Yikes, colder than Manchester! It had better cheer up by August or I'll sulk
It'll be toasty by then x
I hope so. We're off to Valras Plage "that's a couple of hundred km's south xx you won't need many clothes at that time of the year x | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge
No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here!
Yeah you should be ok I reckon
Phew. Pimms and a cliff edge would be a dodgy combination.
Especially that one
I know someone that works for the rescue team when people jump, they spent ages looking for a head to find out from coroner that he had landed on it and it was actually in his chest
OK we need to lighten the mood "Sorry, that was deep
So what's everyone's favourite sausage | |||
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"Got excited at two messages in my inbox....one from a 72 year old chap, and another offering a spit roast in London from a chap! so much for national sex day lol x
National Sex Day??? Never knew!
Is there an International Sex Day too? Presumably we can only shag other Brits today so we need an international version so we can shag Americans or anyone else! "Good plan. Or just make every day Sex Day! | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge
No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here!
Yeah you should be ok I reckon
Phew. Pimms and a cliff edge would be a dodgy combination.
Especially that one
I know someone that works for the rescue team when people jump, they spent ages looking for a head to find out from coroner that he had landed on it and it was actually in his chest
OK we need to lighten the mood
Sorry, that was deep
So what's everyone's favourite sausage "Deep inside his chest! 
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"Got excited at two messages in my inbox....one from a 72 year old chap, and another offering a spit roast in London from a chap! so much for national sex day lol x
Two messages! Some people dream of two messages
We actually skipped it because it's too late now. Well not too late but too late for it to count. "``you're welcome to these two - happy to forward them lol xx I'm with you, well sadly not, but I'm with you if you know what I mean xx | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge
No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here!
Yeah you should be ok I reckon
Phew. Pimms and a cliff edge would be a dodgy combination.
Especially that one
I know someone that works for the rescue team when people jump, they spent ages looking for a head to find out from coroner that he had landed on it and it was actually in his chest
OK we need to lighten the mood
Sorry, that was deep
So what's everyone's favourite sausage
Deep inside his chest!
Sorry. Sorry. "I intentionally said deep because of that
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National Sex Day??? Never knew!
Is there an International Sex Day too? Presumably we can only shag other Brits today so we need an international version so we can shag Americans or anyone else! "you certainly wouldn't have known here! If there isn't n international version there should be for sure, for us poor bastards in France lol x | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge
No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here!
Yeah you should be ok I reckon
Phew. Pimms and a cliff edge would be a dodgy combination.
Especially that one
I know someone that works for the rescue team when people jump, they spent ages looking for a head to find out from coroner that he had landed on it and it was actually in his chest "I’m pleased to say I once spent 3 hours successfully talking someone down from jumping. We were out for a family walk with some oversees friends and this guy just standing waiting for everyone to be out of sight! Fortunately he drove away! Yep, on that note, where’s my next bottke of Pimms??? | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge
No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here!
Yeah you should be ok I reckon
Phew. Pimms and a cliff edge would be a dodgy combination.
Especially that one
I know someone that works for the rescue team when people jump, they spent ages looking for a head to find out from coroner that he had landed on it and it was actually in his chest
OK we need to lighten the mood
Sorry, that was deep
So what's everyone's favourite sausage
Deep inside his chest!
Sorry. Sorry. " xx | |||
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National Sex Day??? Never knew!
Is there an International Sex Day too? Presumably we can only shag other Brits today so we need an international version so we can shag Americans or anyone else!
you certainly wouldn't have known here!
If there isn't n international version there should be for sure, for us poor bastards in France lol x"Fuck me, in France, EVERY day is International Sex Day! | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge
No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here!
Yeah you should be ok I reckon
Phew. Pimms and a cliff edge would be a dodgy combination.
Especially that one
I know someone that works for the rescue team when people jump, they spent ages looking for a head to find out from coroner that he had landed on it and it was actually in his chest
I’m pleased to say I once spent 3 hours successfully talking someone down from jumping. We were out for a family walk with some oversees friends and this guy just standing waiting for everyone to be out of sight! Fortunately he drove away!
Yep, on that note, where’s my next bottke of Pimms???"I've been the guy sitting on the edge and the Chaplin guy talked me out of it | |||
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"Got excited at two messages in my inbox....one from a 72 year old chap, and another offering a spit roast in London from a chap! so much for national sex day lol x
National Sex Day??? Never knew!
Is there an International Sex Day too? Presumably we can only shag other Brits today so we need an international version so we can shag Americans or anyone else!
you certainly wouldn't have known here!
If there isn't n international version there should be for sure, for us poor bastards in France lol x
Fuck me, in France, EVERY day is International Sex Day! "Ooh la la | |||
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"Which body is collating all the research on all the sex on National Sex Day? Hope they’re well-organised with their members! I see what you did there! *applause*" Thank you! You passed the test! Returning applause!!! | |||
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"This has been a treat. Thank you Julie et al. " It has been brilliant. Sweet dreams | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge
No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here!
Yeah you should be ok I reckon
Phew. Pimms and a cliff edge would be a dodgy combination.
Especially that one
I know someone that works for the rescue team when people jump, they spent ages looking for a head to find out from coroner that he had landed on it and it was actually in his chest
I’m pleased to say I once spent 3 hours successfully talking someone down from jumping. We were out for a family walk with some oversees friends and this guy just standing waiting for everyone to be out of sight! Fortunately he drove away!
Yep, on that note, where’s my next bottke of Pimms???
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"Got excited at two messages in my inbox....one from a 72 year old chap, and another offering a spit roast in London from a chap! so much for national sex day lol x
National Sex Day??? Never knew!
Is there an International Sex Day too? Presumably we can only shag other Brits today so we need an international version so we can shag Americans or anyone else!
you certainly wouldn't have known here!
If there isn't n international version there should be for sure, for us poor bastards in France lol x
Fuck me, in France, EVERY day is International Sex Day! "Every day is potentially sex day, unfortunately every day fails to live up to it's potential in that regard | |||
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" So what's everyone's favourite sausage "Boerewors! Yeah, I said I was going. Just making tea. | |||
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"Bugger! Where did the contents of that Pimms bottle go? Next!!! Perfect weather for Pimms this weekend
It's dreadful over here at the moment x
It’s pretty good here near Beachy Head! Perfect for Pimms!
I used to live in Eastbourne, don't go near the edge
No, I’m on my bed, a mile from the edge! I’ll be dead long before the coastal erosion gets me here!
Yeah you should be ok I reckon
Phew. Pimms and a cliff edge would be a dodgy combination.
Especially that one
I know someone that works for the rescue team when people jump, they spent ages looking for a head to find out from coroner that he had landed on it and it was actually in his chest
I’m pleased to say I once spent 3 hours successfully talking someone down from jumping. We were out for a family walk with some oversees friends and this guy just standing waiting for everyone to be out of sight! Fortunately he drove away!
Yep, on that note, where’s my next bottke of Pimms???
I've been the guy sitting on the edge and the Chaplin guy talked me out of it"Great! Delighted to hear you were talked out of it! Now please can we turn the subject away from suicide? I’ve spent the evening chatting with an old school friend and I found out tonight we had both seriously contemplated suicide nearly 40 years ago at that same school. I need cheering up please! | |||
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