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By *akeysinns OP   Man
over a year ago

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My job has me in and out of people's homes and I had a lady come onto me today trying to shower me after doing some work ha. Just wondered if anyone has had an experience like this or been the one to come onto a handy man in the house

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

There are loads with similar experiences, most have posted reconstructions on Porn Hub & XHAMSTER.

Those housewives are just gagging for it.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Well there was this plumber once...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I wouldn’t do that to someone while they’re working, I’m not a creep

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Did you accept her advances?

The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cum over a handyman once. He was none too impressed.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Did you accept her advances?

The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.

"

Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I leave them to get on with their job, that's what they're there for.

They might get a cuppa if they're lucky!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Did you accept her advances?

The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.

Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?! "

Ooer missus.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"I leave them to get on with their job, that's what they're there for.

They might get a cuppa if they're lucky!"

And that's if you are lucky and they actually turn up Trying to get one is a nightmare these days

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Did you accept her advances?

The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.

Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!

Ooer missus. "

They might like to dip a pink wafer. Though hobnobs are usually the preferred tool for that job

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Did you accept her advances?

The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.

Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!

Ooer missus.

They might like to dip a pink wafer. Though hobnobs are usually the preferred tool for that job "

It's the rich tea finger biscuits that worry me...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Did you accept her advances?

The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.

Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!

Ooer missus.

They might like to dip a pink wafer. Though hobnobs are usually the preferred tool for that job

It's the rich tea finger biscuits that worry me..."

Do you like a good finger?

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By *akeysinns OP   Man
over a year ago

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By *akeysinns OP   Man
over a year ago

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No I didn't she was trying to strip me off and push me in the shower ha I just said thank you and left busy man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I didn't she was trying to strip me off and push me in the shower ha I just said thank you and left busy man "

Wtf? So that’s assault

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Did you accept her advances?

The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.

Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!

Ooer missus.

They might like to dip a pink wafer. Though hobnobs are usually the preferred tool for that job

It's the rich tea finger biscuits that worry me...

Do you like a good finger?"

I'm rather attached to my own but I appreciate a cadburys chocolate finger

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By *akeysinns OP   Man
over a year ago

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Perfect host

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Perfect host "

Reply+quote lets us know who you're answering

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By *etefromderbyMan
over a year ago

Derby

About 10 year ago I had a customer who called me out to find a electrical fault,

I was on a pair of steps testing the fuse box wiring and told the customer I was turning the electricity off! After my checks I turned it back on and the customer shouted to me had I found anything? To which I said no!, she said that she had found something so I turned around to find her legs wide open and finger herself wow

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"No I didn't she was trying to strip me off and push me in the shower ha I just said thank you and left busy man

Wtf? So that’s assault "

Yep.

I'm 100% convinced this a true story!

A

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By *akeysinns OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Perfect host

Reply+quote lets us know who you're answering "

Your self's and mistress rogue

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By *akeysinns OP   Man
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 09/06/23 23:00:27]"

Then phone the police dude

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By *akeysinns OP   Man
over a year ago

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"No I didn't she was trying to strip me off and push me in the shower ha I just said thank you and left busy man

Wtf? So that’s assault "

Yer thinking about it your probably right if it was the other way round and I did that to a female worker then it would be

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By *yndz n dazCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

I’m a painter and decorator for nearly 40 years and never have had any proportions, does that mean I’m not what women are looking for or am a just more professional than most ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you accept her advances?

The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.

Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!

Ooer missus.

They might like to dip a pink wafer. Though hobnobs are usually the preferred tool for that job

It's the rich tea finger biscuits that worry me..."

You got to be quick dunking those rich tea fingers 0.25 of a second dunk any longer and it snaps off and you end up with a soggy bottom in your cup

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I leave them to get on with their job, that's what they're there for.

They might get a cuppa if they're lucky!"

This ^

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"My job has me in and out of people's homes and I had a lady come onto me today trying to shower me after doing some work ha. Just wondered if anyone has had an experience like this or been the one to come onto a handy man in the house "

Did this really happen outside of you imagination

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By *oinerbillMan
over a year ago

warrington

worked in 1000s over the years, had 2 years ago when i was single

Nothing for years, some ladies do like to chat and flirt, but you have to be very careful how far it goes. Just a bit of a thrill for most i think to know they are still attractive to guys

I have had 2 guys come on to me in the past 12 months though, and straight out with it no messing

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By *ittycock400Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Had a tradesman here the last couple of days. Heard him on the phone saying that the ladies like it when he takes his top off but the fellas aren't too impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do repair work so social housing and yes they do offer their service

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By *amieLDN22Man
over a year ago

London

I used to go around checking/inspecting boilers in a well-known posh area in London. You do get plenty of soft advances but nothing straightforward. Ladies are much more craftier than us on that front. There's something about a sweaty man in uniform going about his business that turns some women on. Of course I'm a gentleman so nothing happened. Absolutely nothing. Ever. I swear.

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"I’m a painter and decorator for nearly 40 years and never have had any proportions, does that mean I’m not what women are looking for or am a just more professional than most ?"

No, it just means you manage to stay awake on the job rather than fall asleep and have weird, vivid dreams

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Did you accept her advances?

The most I've done for a tradesperson is make them a cup of tea or coffee and sometimes offered a biscuit.

Same. It could be considered very kinky to offer a tradie a pink wafer, don't you think?!

Ooer missus.

They might like to dip a pink wafer. Though hobnobs are usually the preferred tool for that job

It's the rich tea finger biscuits that worry me...

You got to be quick dunking those rich tea fingers 0.25 of a second dunk any longer and it snaps off and you end up with a soggy bottom in your cup "

And we all know there's nothing worse than a soggy bottom

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

I never had this in my years as a carpenter, although one woman would always press her boobs into me. But they were huge so I never knew if it was just accidental

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By *amieLDN22Man
over a year ago

London

One boob press is accidental! Two and I would wonder....Three boob presses?!! That's harassment and the punishment is a full on squeeze and maybe bite.

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