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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What's the funniest way you have received an injury? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When was younger excited about a school rugby trip, night before I jumped up in the kitchen to look out the window and did not know the cupboard was open. The edge went into my head

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Falling asleep on the back off my brothers bike , ended up in hospital with bandages around my hand and a massive headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much funny haha, but funny ironic… of all the things I’ve been apart of in my life and survived…

I seriously damaged my knee for over a year. by doing nothing more than wiping the dogs feet after a mucky walk. He moved away, I tried to spin around on my knees and twisted my knee and popped it out,

Still not 200% now

What about you OP

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Broke my forearm once climbing over the railings at school. Had done it 100 times before, but this time I went to jump off the top, and the leg of my trousers for caught on the pike and I went head 1st with only my arms to break my fall.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

I ran into the corner of a wall as a kid and cracked my head open. You can still see the mark on the wall where i did it. My parents still dont let me forget it after 16 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke a rib opening my freezer drawer

whacked my nose off the corner of my wardrobe because I miss judged how close I was and turned round too quick. Blood. Everywhere.

Once I stuck my hand to my iron testing to see if it was hot enough

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By *iercedItMan
over a year ago

North West

My 34kg Bulldog jumped off the sofa and landed paw first on one of my balls, causing it to swell like a grape fruit, they had to do surgery to open the bag around the nut and release the fluid.

That's about as funny as my encyclopedia of injuries get haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if any of mine are that funny tbh but there’s been plenty of them

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Kicked in the balls by a small horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We discovered my husband had asthma again (he had it in childhood) when he was licking my pussy

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Fell over a pavement and broke my ribs when extremely intoxicated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kicked in the balls by a small horse.

A pony?

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By *lways BeardedMan
over a year ago

Wetherby

I side show bobbed it and stepped on a rake, broke my cheeky bone and nearly lost an eye

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Kicked in the balls by a small horse.

A pony? "

No. Miniature horse. About the size of a labrador

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Like many stories of this ilk, this one begins on the way home from the pub...

Rather than going out for a curry, I volunteered to cook one. So when we got home I started to dice some frozen chicken with our meat cleaver. Due to having had a few pints, Peter Pointer on my left hand was a bit slow getting out of the way so ended up being cleaved along with a chunk of chicken breast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kicked in the balls by a small horse.

A pony?

No. Miniature horse. About the size of a labrador

Lil Sebastian?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't remember this because I was quite young but apparently I had to be taken to hospital because I had a rubber from the end of a pencil stuck up my nose.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Kicked in the balls by a small horse.

A pony?

No. Miniature horse. About the size of a labrador

Lil Sebastian?"

Yep. Exactly like him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my nephews went to hospital to have a stone removed from his ear. It had been there since the previous Christmas he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I side show bobbed it and stepped on a rake, broke my cheeky bone and nearly lost an eye"

That made me laugh

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Broke rib having sex. It hurt first but want to finish before going to a&e

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also. I had some sort of obsession with ice when I was a kid and managed to get my tongue stuck to the freezer. My mum panicked and instead of actually helping me she just kinda left me stuck to the freezer and until my grandad came. All my little tastebuds were still stuck to it afterwards

And there was that time my grandad let me fall out a moving car. I think I’m a little accident prone to be honest.

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By *iercedItMan
over a year ago

North West

This is why you need to do Yoga before the Karma Sutra.

"Broke rib having sex. It hurt first but want to finish before going to a&e

Kinda curious how you did it tho, jokes aside haha.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I fell off the bed onto the bedside cabinet bottom drawer which was open, badly bruised and scratched my shoulder...to be fair I was blindfolded and cuffed so couldn't see or stop myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the funniest way you have received an injury? x"

Almost 2 weeks ago I have myself what is called a 'mallet finger's injury....while changing the sheets on the bed

It's bloody sore lol

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my injuries were sports related, broken knee cap , broken collar bone , broke my arm in 2 places , played at a top level for nearly 20 years so on the scale of things those injuries weren't too bad ..there were way worse and more unfortunate than me tbh

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Many moons ago I run into a tree and cracked my head open (talk about not seen the wood for the trees)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Also. I had some sort of obsession with ice when I was a kid and managed to get my tongue stuck to the freezer. My mum panicked and instead of actually helping me she just kinda left me stuck to the freezer and until my grandad came. All my little tastebuds were still stuck to it afterwards

And there was that time my grandad let me fall out a moving car. I think I’m a little accident prone to be honest."

I am so sorry for laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was working on a cars wiper blade system

Thought the power was off, instead the wipers were on intermittent, the motor (in my hands) turned and the mech squashed my thumb.

the latex glove filled with blood, I remember taking it off looking at the thumb thinking something isn't right.

Then saw my complete nail detached and on the floor!

I've had a number of op's and casts

And can honestly say losing a thumb nail is awful, you slightly bump the exposed nail bed .. and you hit the roof.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Stood on a pallet nail started hopping around and twisted my other ankle landing between the gap of too pallet slats

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I have bruised my palms doing overly enthusiastic bongo playing while tipsy. And ended up on crutches after spraining my ankle doing overly enthusiastic dancing to the Inspiral Carpets while tipsy.

There's a theme

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

When I was at secondary school my bestie and I were on either side of a swing, those weird baby swings. I fell off backwards and sat straight up

She couldn't stop the swing in time... and I got knocked the f out

It didn't help that we were wagging school, you can imagine the commotion.

I learnt a few things that day, concussion is an arse!!

Not to wag school because shit happens. And my bestie is still my bestie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there was that time my grandad let me fall out a moving car. I think I’m a little accident prone to be honest.

I am so sorry for laughing

It’s fine you can laugh, the trauma is almost gone

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By *igjonny090Man
over a year ago

blackpool and Manchester

Wasn’t me but my best mate at school managed to stab himself in the knee with a pen whilst trying to swot a fly and ended up with the nib of the pen staying in his knee, he only realised when he went back to writing and there was no ink coming out

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I have bruised my palms doing overly enthusiastic bongo playing while tipsy. And ended up on crutches after spraining my ankle doing overly enthusiastic dancing to the Inspiral Carpets while tipsy.

There's a theme

Is overly enthusiastic bongo playing one of the best images I've conjured up of you? I think so

Mrs TMN x

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

For those who have not previously seen this old chestnut,

Google 'Penile injuries from vacuum cleaners British Medical Journal 5 July 1980'

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

I once bruised my penis by hitting the gooch too hard

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I once bruised my penis by hitting the gooch too hard"

Did you sit on an office chair with no seat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I decided to be kinky. I put plastic on the bed and covered it in coconut oil for some wild fun. It was fun up until the point of doggy. My hand slipped at the edge of the bed and he launched me on to the floor. I hit the nightstand and had to go to the ER for stitches.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

As a kid I thought it was funny to lie a large wioden rocking horse on its side, then jump over it from a high level to a low one. Being young and stupid, I tried jumping it the other way, I caught my foot on the runner and went face first into the edge of a paving slab step.

Not only did I break my nose, but there blood was spurting out from a cut on the bridge of my nose.

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By *ed Stag 100Man
over a year ago

normanton

As a kid I American bunny hopped a ramp cleared it 1st go but 2nd go I clipped the top of the ramp & went head over tit onto concrete & ripped a 4 inch wide gash in my knee & could see my kneecap

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