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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So do you believe in law of averages?

If I send a dick pic to enough people surely one of them will say ‘hell yeah let’s me’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nahhh"

I won’t lie…. I didn’t actually expect anyone to comment

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I'm not so sure, I've still not seen Shakespeares works typed by a monkey yet, so it's not looking good

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

By the law of averages anything is possible!

Give it a go - what's the worst that could happen......

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By the law of averages anything is possible!

Give it a go - what's the worst that could happen......

A"

I’ll end up blocked by everyone ha

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Go for it Op. A hint - if you make sure you message some men, it will definitely happen.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"By the law of averages anything is possible!

Give it a go - what's the worst that could happen......

A

I’ll end up blocked by everyone ha "

True.

But you'd have a definitive answer for your experiment.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope unless it's covered in googly eyes

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I guess it depends on how good the message it that accompanies said dick pic

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"So do you believe in law of averages?

If I send a dick pic to enough people surely one of them will say ‘hell yeah let’s me’ "

If you flip a coin a 1000 times and get tails........

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I guess it depends on how good the message it that accompanies said dick pic "

Or....

How good the dick pic is that accompanies said message.

A

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"So do you believe in law of averages?

If I send a dick pic to enough people surely one of them will say ‘hell yeah let’s me’ "

To be honest sales is mostly about the numbers game, and if you are selling your services then in theory yes.

Try it. I would suggest start with a thousand messages and see the return. Then work out the demographics etc

You could be into a winner here

Marc

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"So do you believe in law of averages?

If I send a dick pic to enough people surely one of them will say ‘hell yeah let’s me’ "

If you have an average dick then let's hope for a more-than-average response.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By the law of averages anything is possible!

Give it a go - what's the worst that could happen......

A

I’ll end up blocked by everyone ha

True.

But you'd have a definitive answer for your experiment.

A"

Well you’re right there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I guess it depends on how good the message it that accompanies said dick pic "

I have to write words too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nahhh

I won’t lie…. I didn’t actually expect anyone to comment "

I mean…you’re fit as fuck, so it might work tbf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I guess it depends on how good the message it that accompanies said dick pic

Or....

How good the dick pic is that accompanies said message.

A"

But which is more important … my words or my pic? They do say the pen is mightier than the sword

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So do you believe in law of averages?

If I send a dick pic to enough people surely one of them will say ‘hell yeah let’s me’

To be honest sales is mostly about the numbers game, and if you are selling your services then in theory yes.

Try it. I would suggest start with a thousand messages and see the return. Then work out the demographics etc

You could be into a winner here

Marc"

Maybe I’ve found my calling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So do you believe in law of averages?

If I send a dick pic to enough people surely one of them will say ‘hell yeah let’s me’

If you have an average dick then let's hope for a more-than-average response. "

And if it isn’t average?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nahhh

I won’t lie…. I didn’t actually expect anyone to comment

I mean…you’re fit as fuck, so it might work tbf"

That’s very kind of you ha

Maybe I should start my experiment ….

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"So do you believe in law of averages?

If I send a dick pic to enough people surely one of them will say ‘hell yeah let’s me’

If you have an average dick then let's hope for a more-than-average response.

·

And if it isn’t average? "

Then you'll probably only hear from Dame Edna Average. (sic)

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By *prilSubTV/TS
over a year ago

Y

I do wonder this about the guys who message me where the message has obviously been sent to a hundred other profiles as well. You can tell they've not read what I'm after and the message is either so short they're just mass sending "hi" to everyone they come across hoping for a reply or it'll be something super vague like

"hi I just saw your profile. It's really good! Great pictures too. I think we should get to know each other"

And you just know they've sent a stock message to everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do wonder this about the guys who message me where the message has obviously been sent to a hundred other profiles as well. You can tell they've not read what I'm after and the message is either so short they're just mass sending "hi" to everyone they come across hoping for a reply or it'll be something super vague like

"hi I just saw your profile. It's really good! Great pictures too. I think we should get to know each other"

And you just know they've sent a stock message to everyone. "

Ah the good old ‘cut & paste’

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"I do wonder this about the guys who message me where the message has obviously been sent to a hundred other profiles as well. You can tell they've not read what I'm after and the message is either so short they're just mass sending "hi" to everyone they come across hoping for a reply or it'll be something super vague like

"hi I just saw your profile. It's really good! Great pictures too. I think we should get to know each other"

And you just know they've sent a stock message to everyone. "

Hmmn this might be an opportunity for chat gpt. Craft an individual message.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

All depends what is actually the other end.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All depends what is actually the other end.x "

Other end??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’ve still not won the lottery so I’m beginning to think it’s all bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you carrying out a social experiment and looking for volunteers?

Tones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I’ve still not won the lottery so I’m beginning to think it’s all bollocks "

Have you got your numbers on for tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I’ve still not won the lottery so I’m beginning to think it’s all bollocks

Have you got your numbers on for tonight? "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you carrying out a social experiment and looking for volunteers?

Tones"

I mean I kind of am I guess…. Are you a willing volunteer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I’ve still not won the lottery so I’m beginning to think it’s all bollocks

Have you got your numbers on for tonight?

Nope "

I think…. That might be why you’re having no luck ha

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By *9problemsMan
over a year ago

Winchester

Well the average of 1000 nos is no?

(No offence intended and meant light heatedly)

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"So do you believe in law of averages?

If I send a dick pic to enough people surely one of them will say ‘hell yeah let’s me’ "

Try it and get back to us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you carrying out a social experiment and looking for volunteers?

Tones

I mean I kind of am I guess…. Are you a willing volunteer? "

Oh go on then we are talking about your rooster farm right?

T

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London


"So do you believe in law of averages?

If I send a dick pic to enough people surely one of them will say ‘hell yeah let’s me’ "

You've got this! Absolutely if you messaged everyone on fab you'd get some hungryyyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well the average of 1000 nos is no?

(No offence intended and meant light heatedly)"

We only need 1 yes and the experiment will have been a success

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you carrying out a social experiment and looking for volunteers?

Tones

I mean I kind of am I guess…. Are you a willing volunteer?

Oh go on then we are talking about your rooster farm right?

T"

Exactly that ha

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"All depends what is actually the other end.x

Other end?? "

The Face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All depends what is actually the other end.x

Other end??

The Face "

Oh you don’t want to see that it’s rough ha

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby


"All depends what is actually the other end.x

Other end??

The Face

Oh you don’t want to see that it’s rough ha

"

We like a nice face even more than a huge dick.But really it's the total package & personality is more important then anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All depends what is actually the other end.x

Other end??

The Face

Oh you don’t want to see that it’s rough ha

We like a nice face even more than a huge dick.But really it's the total package & personality is more important then anything "

Yeah I get that….. I guess my post was a little tongue n cheek…..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Probably if you send them to fab straight men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably if you send them to fab straight men "

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By *rumswingersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I think you should buck that trend and send an unsolicited face pic instead.

I’m sure you would get more replies!

Mrs BS

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

When I touted for the nightclubs in Tenerife there was a manc lad who would ask every women 'fancy a shag'.

He got slapped on average 20 times a night and also laid every night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you should buck that trend and send an unsolicited face pic instead.

I’m sure you would get more replies!

Mrs BS "

That’s crazy talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I touted for the nightclubs in Tenerife there was a manc lad who would ask every women 'fancy a shag'.

He got slapped on average 20 times a night and also laid every night."

Great job

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"So do you believe in law of averages?

If I send a dick pic to enough people surely one of them will say ‘hell yeah let’s me’ "

Yes. Gotta keep trying, nothing to loose tbf

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

Its a law of probability rather than averages

If you send a dick pic to 1 person and the odds of it causing a meet are a 1000 to 1

Sending it to two people doesn’t drop it to 500 hundred to one

You just now have two equally unlikely

1000-1 chances

I would say make it a really catchy dick pic

An exotic location with some mood lighting and a bow on it

Or an arty black and white shot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its a law of probability rather than averages

If you send a dick pic to 1 person and the odds of it causing a meet are a 1000 to 1

Sending it to two people doesn’t drop it to 500 hundred to one

You just now have two equally unlikely

1000-1 chances

I would say make it a really catchy dick pic

An exotic location with some mood lighting and a bow on it

Or an arty black and white shot "

I need an arty location….in this sunshine….without it being busy to scare people haha

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Do you want a photo of mine for this experiment? You can let me know which ones want it after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you want a photo of mine for this experiment? You can let me know which ones want it after "

Why’s purl I need yours?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Do you want a photo of mine for this experiment? You can let me know which ones want it after

Why’s purl I need yours? "

So many people need mine, some just don't realise yet or are in denial I reckon

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

If you send dick pics to forum users only you'll most likely get a thread in your honour and plenty of blocks. If you send to local users you'll most likely get a status update in your honour and plenty of blocks. Either way you'll get blocked so make your decision based on the amount of attention you'd prefer. I'd say go for it, take a dribbly cock photo, mass send it and report back the results

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you send dick pics to forum users only you'll most likely get a thread in your honour and plenty of blocks. If you send to local users you'll most likely get a status update in your honour and plenty of blocks. Either way you'll get blocked so make your decision based on the amount of attention you'd prefer. I'd say go for it, take a dribbly cock photo, mass send it and report back the results

Cherry x "

Cherry your idea is fantastic …. And at no point did I sense any sort of sarcasm

I will promptly report back….

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"If you send dick pics to forum users only you'll most likely get a thread in your honour and plenty of blocks. If you send to local users you'll most likely get a status update in your honour and plenty of blocks. Either way you'll get blocked so make your decision based on the amount of attention you'd prefer. I'd say go for it, take a dribbly cock photo, mass send it and report back the results

Cherry x

Cherry your idea is fantastic …. And at no point did I sense any sort of sarcasm

I will promptly report back…. "

She really wants a dribbly cock shot

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"If you send dick pics to forum users only you'll most likely get a thread in your honour and plenty of blocks. If you send to local users you'll most likely get a status update in your honour and plenty of blocks. Either way you'll get blocked so make your decision based on the amount of attention you'd prefer. I'd say go for it, take a dribbly cock photo, mass send it and report back the results

Cherry x

Cherry your idea is fantastic …. And at no point did I sense any sort of sarcasm

I will promptly report back….

She really wants a dribbly cock shot"

Only from you PD...

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you send dick pics to forum users only you'll most likely get a thread in your honour and plenty of blocks. If you send to local users you'll most likely get a status update in your honour and plenty of blocks. Either way you'll get blocked so make your decision based on the amount of attention you'd prefer. I'd say go for it, take a dribbly cock photo, mass send it and report back the results

Cherry x

Cherry your idea is fantastic …. And at no point did I sense any sort of sarcasm

I will promptly report back….

She really wants a dribbly cock shot

Only from you PD...

Cherry x "

So I sent a photo to 3 people….. the feedback was good… and no blocks … I avoided the dribble version

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"If you send dick pics to forum users only you'll most likely get a thread in your honour and plenty of blocks. If you send to local users you'll most likely get a status update in your honour and plenty of blocks. Either way you'll get blocked so make your decision based on the amount of attention you'd prefer. I'd say go for it, take a dribbly cock photo, mass send it and report back the results

Cherry x

Cherry your idea is fantastic …. And at no point did I sense any sort of sarcasm

I will promptly report back….

She really wants a dribbly cock shot

Only from you PD...

Cherry x

So I sent a photo to 3 people….. the feedback was good… and no blocks … I avoided the dribble version "

This is promising Unless you sent it to friends... In which case you may find you're blocked whilst offline

Cherry x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"If you send dick pics to forum users only you'll most likely get a thread in your honour and plenty of blocks. If you send to local users you'll most likely get a status update in your honour and plenty of blocks. Either way you'll get blocked so make your decision based on the amount of attention you'd prefer. I'd say go for it, take a dribbly cock photo, mass send it and report back the results

Cherry x

Cherry your idea is fantastic …. And at no point did I sense any sort of sarcasm

I will promptly report back….

She really wants a dribbly cock shot

Only from you PD...

Cherry x "

You know I'd give it to you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you send dick pics to forum users only you'll most likely get a thread in your honour and plenty of blocks. If you send to local users you'll most likely get a status update in your honour and plenty of blocks. Either way you'll get blocked so make your decision based on the amount of attention you'd prefer. I'd say go for it, take a dribbly cock photo, mass send it and report back the results

Cherry x

Cherry your idea is fantastic …. And at no point did I sense any sort of sarcasm

I will promptly report back….

She really wants a dribbly cock shot

Only from you PD...

Cherry x

So I sent a photo to 3 people….. the feedback was good… and no blocks … I avoided the dribble version

This is promising Unless you sent it to friends... In which case you may find you're blocked whilst offline

Cherry x "

Nope…. My friends have all seen it already…. That’s what my friends photos are for

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