FabSwingers.com forum: Suggest a status for the poster above

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As I haven’t updated mine for a couple of days.

Post a status for the user above on here and they have to put it on their profile for an hour.

This could be fun. This could be a train wreck. There’s only one way to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please "

Done

Next poster skip me and do the poster above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please "

Sun's out, horns out. Who wants to wear me like a hat today? Don't be shy boys, I like it filthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please

Sun's out, horns out. Who wants to wear me like a hat today? Don't be shy boys, I like it filthy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please

Sun's out, horns out. Who wants to wear me like a hat today? Don't be shy boys, I like it filthy."

Attending BMFC tonight but I’ll need some practise before then. I love trains. As many cocks as I can get. Tell your boys to bring their boys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please

Sun's out, horns out. Who wants to wear me like a hat today? Don't be shy boys, I like it filthy.

Done

good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please

Sun's out, horns out. Who wants to wear me like a hat today? Don't be shy boys, I like it filthy.

Attending BMFC tonight but I’ll need some practise before then. I love trains. As many cocks as I can get. Tell your boys to bring their boys. "

Going train spotting then off to some glory holes, anyone care to join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please

Sun's out, horns out. Who wants to wear me like a hat today? Don't be shy boys, I like it filthy.

Attending BMFC tonight but I’ll need some practise before then. I love trains. As many cocks as I can get. Tell your boys to bring their boys. "

fuck you Steve. Damn guess I'll have to take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please

Sun's out, horns out. Who wants to wear me like a hat today? Don't be shy boys, I like it filthy.

Attending BMFC tonight but I’ll need some practise before then. I love trains. As many cocks as I can get. Tell your boys to bring their boys.

fuck you Steve. Damn guess I'll have to take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please

Sun's out, horns out. Who wants to wear me like a hat today? Don't be shy boys, I like it filthy.

Attending BMFC tonight but I’ll need some practise before then. I love trains. As many cocks as I can get. Tell your boys to bring their boys.

Going train spotting then off to some glory holes, anyone care to join? "

Ooooft. Updated

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By *_Mia_XTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please

Sun's out, horns out. Who wants to wear me like a hat today? Don't be shy boys, I like it filthy.

Attending BMFC tonight but I’ll need some practise before then. I love trains. As many cocks as I can get. Tell your boys to bring their boys.

Going train spotting then off to some glory holes, anyone care to join? "

Suns out which means tits are out. Line up boys and come and give them a try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please

Sun's out, horns out. Who wants to wear me like a hat today? Don't be shy boys, I like it filthy.

Attending BMFC tonight but I’ll need some practise before then. I love trains. As many cocks as I can get. Tell your boys to bring their boys.

Going train spotting then off to some glory holes, anyone care to join? "

Who wants to find out how petite I really am? Got a tight fanny here than needs stretching.. girthy penis only please apply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please

Sun's out, horns out. Who wants to wear me like a hat today? Don't be shy boys, I like it filthy.

Attending BMFC tonight but I’ll need some practise before then. I love trains. As many cocks as I can get. Tell your boys to bring their boys.

Going train spotting then off to some glory holes, anyone care to join?

Who wants to find out how petite I really am? Got a tight fanny here than needs stretching.. girthy penis only please apply. "

Done and braced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please

Sun's out, horns out. Who wants to wear me like a hat today? Don't be shy boys, I like it filthy.

Attending BMFC tonight but I’ll need some practise before then. I love trains. As many cocks as I can get. Tell your boys to bring their boys.

Going train spotting then off to some glory holes, anyone care to join?

Who wants to find out how petite I really am? Got a tight fanny here than needs stretching.. girthy penis only please apply. "

Need to empty my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do if you got a wine cork stuck up your arse? Been trying to push it out for an hour now, and it’s not working! Advice please

Sun's out, horns out. Who wants to wear me like a hat today? Don't be shy boys, I like it filthy.

Attending BMFC tonight but I’ll need some practise before then. I love trains. As many cocks as I can get. Tell your boys to bring their boys.

Going train spotting then off to some glory holes, anyone care to join?

Who wants to find out how petite I really am? Got a tight fanny here than needs stretching.. girthy penis only please apply. "

Oh you already have one.

This is already confusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not available but we're still devilishly horny and enjoy a perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not available but we're still devilishly horny and enjoy a perv

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your Status is already great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not available but we're still devilishly horny and enjoy a perv

your Status is already great "

If I viewed your profile my inbox is open and I need filling - message me now for a meet later today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't cope anymore, only doing 30 minutes then taking it down

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Attention seekers inc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't cope anymore, only doing 30 minutes then taking it down

Such a pussy after what you gave me... Do the full hour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't cope anymore, only doing 30 minutes then taking it down

absolutely hilarious

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I need a new unhinged status.

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"I can't cope anymore, only doing 30 minutes then taking it down

absolutely hilarious"

You tickle, my pickle

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"I need a new unhinged status."

Baby you light up my world like the fires of Hell.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I need a new unhinged status.

Baby you light up my world like the fires of Hell."

Feeling bi today. Any horny guys fancy pushing my boundaries? I've got fresh p0ppers, lube and a new gimp mask. Free all day!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I need a new unhinged status.

Baby you light up my world like the fires of Hell."

I can offer cock and cake at the same time, anyone want to watch me take an apple pie?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a new unhinged status.

Baby you light up my world like the fires of Hell.

I can offer cock and cake at the same time, anyone want to watch me take an apple pie?

Mrs

Dogging tonight in Leeds. Where’s good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verified, certified stud.

All applications carefully considered.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Verified, certified stud.

All applications carefully considered. "

Mrs is keen to see Mr try some BBC. Interested? Drop us a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Verified, certified stud.

All applications carefully considered.

Mrs is keen to see Mr try some BBC. Interested? Drop us a message."

I'm not racialising it, it's almost poking the already sensitive fire.

Happy to post 'big cock' instead.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Verified, certified stud.

All applications carefully considered.

Mrs is keen to see Mr try some BBC. Interested? Drop us a message.

I'm not racialising it, it's almost poking the already sensitive fire.

Happy to post 'big cock' instead."

Quite right, please excuse me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Verified, certified stud.

All applications carefully considered.

Mrs is keen to see Mr try some BBC. Interested? Drop us a message.

I'm not racialising it, it's almost poking the already sensitive fire.

Happy to post 'big cock' instead.

Quite right, please excuse me. "

No worries.

We've been hit hard already, and I have a copy and paste reply ready to go.

For you .........

My current fantasy is to have a group of people take turns to piss in my eyes.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Verified, certified stud.

All applications carefully considered.

Mrs is keen to see Mr try some BBC. Interested? Drop us a message.

I'm not racialising it, it's almost poking the already sensitive fire.

Happy to post 'big cock' instead.

Quite right, please excuse me.

No worries.

We've been hit hard already, and I have a copy and paste reply ready to go.

For you .........

My current fantasy is to have a group of people take turns to piss in my eyes. "

Omfg

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By *eeenorMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Verified, certified stud.

All applications carefully considered.

Mrs is keen to see Mr try some BBC. Interested? Drop us a message.

I'm not racialising it, it's almost poking the already sensitive fire.

Happy to post 'big cock' instead.

Quite right, please excuse me.

No worries.

We've been hit hard already, and I have a copy and paste reply ready to go.

For you .........

My current fantasy is to have a group of people take turns to piss in my eyes.

Omfg

"It takes 3 to dp, are you my third tonight?"

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

Crafty:

Fellow furries apply here. Woof in the subject box. Bonus points if you can cock your leg and turn me into a *golden* retriever

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By *eeenorMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Crafty:

Fellow furries apply here. Woof in the subject box. Bonus points if you can cock your leg and turn me into a *golden* retriever

lol social suicide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/06/23 13:15:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crafty:

Fellow furries apply here. Woof in the subject box. Bonus points if you can cock your leg and turn me into a *golden* retriever

Looking to tick a box: have my arse filled with cum while having my nipples sucked. Must be hung like a horse!! No timewasters.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My hour of asking to be pissed on, courtesy of Kamando, is up - I had more response to my boots pic on the footwear thread!

Now I'm going to post Crafty's dp request. Hold on tight, this might get a response.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Mr Pickle:

"Seeking a strict mistress who would like to punish my pathetic little pickle..."

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

"Crafty:

Fellow furries apply here. Woof in the subject box. Bonus points if you can cock your leg and turn me into a *golden* retriever

Looking to tick a box: have my arse filled with cum while having my nipples sucked. Must be hung like a horse!! No timewasters."

Ffs, well played

I'm nothing if not a good sport, status set!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Pickle:

"Seeking a strict mistress who would like to punish my pathetic little pickle...""
done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew, our time is up.

We're out now, that was a busy inbox.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Need new underwear, please send yours...

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By *orngryMan
over a year ago

Hull

I am on my way out

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My hour of requesting a dp is up.

Also no response (phew) lol.

I'm out now.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Thank you for the suprise bj, I'm going to pay it forward 1st to my inbox gets one.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

3 dogging messages I need a new status

Mrs

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By *orngryMan
over a year ago

Hull

Not my hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea how to explain how THAT got stuck up there when I get to A&E

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I have no idea how to explain how THAT got stuck up there when I get to A&E"

In the bath with my mum and dad and we want a stranger to join us. No weirdos.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Thank you for the suprise bj, I'm going to pay it forward 1st to my inbox gets one.

Mrs"

Oh boy. Okay it's posted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea how to explain how THAT got stuck up there when I get to A&E

In the bath with my mum and dad and we want a stranger to join us. No weirdos."

I need my face fucked. I want my face covered in warm spunk afterwards too. I can accom.

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

"In the bath with my mum and dad and we want a stranger to join us. No weirdos.

I need my face fucked. I want my face covered in warm spunk afterwards too. I can accom. "

Butter me up and call me Susan. I'm in my favourite lingerie on all fours and waiting. Bring Lurpak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the bath with my mum and dad and we want a stranger to join us. No weirdos.

I need my face fucked. I want my face covered in warm spunk afterwards too. I can accom.

Butter me up and call me Susan. I'm in my favourite lingerie on all fours and waiting. Bring Lurpak."

Looking for a local tag team to rail n nail me.....eiffel tower me boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the bath with my mum and dad and we want a stranger to join us. No weirdos.

I need my face fucked. I want my face covered in warm spunk afterwards too. I can accom.

Butter me up and call me Susan. I'm in my favourite lingerie on all fours and waiting. Bring Lurpak."

Done xx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Caucasian Ghandi:

"Looking for someone to shave my bunions for me. There's oral sex and a beer in it for you. Drop me a message."

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

" Butter me up and call me Susan. I'm in my favourite lingerie on all fours and waiting. Bring Lurpak.

Looking for a local tag team to rail n nail me.....eiffel tower me boys "

Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caucasian Ghandi:

"Looking for someone to shave my bunions for me. There's oral sex and a beer in it for you. Drop me a message.""

Done n up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need some new tats

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By *ete le MeatMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

Watching out for a sudden gust of wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone pass the Pringles, please?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Are any of the above three posts suggestions? And if so, for whom?

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By *uality By DesignMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

It’s Friday evening. The evening of weird messages. Pissed up men who usually just are fantasists become even more fantastical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you smoke after sex your doing it too quickly

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