FabSwingers.com forum: Lay in a bath filled with....

By *oofy321 OP Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

What would you like lay in Bath of? Oh no water or people lol

I think warm custard would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sperm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly

Milk - I used to give my son milk baths when I had expressed breast milk that needed used and his skin was always so soft and lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just washed and tumble dried dollar bills.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Ferrets!!!

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By *oofy321 OP Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Sperm."

Would you help...turn the taps on? Lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Vimto

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Yogggggiii

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By *oofy321 OP Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Sperm."

That's got me thinking..how many men would it take to fill a bath with cum? A million?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sperm.

That's got me thinking..how many men would it take to fill a bath with cum? A million?"

One man could fill a bath, would just take a wee while….ugh that would stink

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Sperm.

That's got me thinking..how many men would it take to fill a bath with cum? A million?

One man could fill a bath, would just take a wee while….ugh that would stink

Porridge

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By *94meeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Squirt

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Ferrets!!!"

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Women

Marc

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Sperm.

That's got me thinking..how many men would it take to fill a bath with cum? A million?"

80 litres is a standard baths capacity.

Jizz is approx 5-15ml (ish).

Can someone do the maths?

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Custard could be interesting

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Town

Mulled wine!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Ferrets!!!

I’m imagining it feeling like the soft Pubic hair of several women (large bath) writhing all over me…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women

Marc "

Oh no, Marc has been caught out here!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Women

Marc

Oh no, Marc has been caught out here!

We all spotted it and you shamed him….

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Sperm.

That's got me thinking..how many men would it take to fill a bath with cum? A million?

80 litres is a standard baths capacity.

Jizz is approx 5-15ml (ish).

Can someone do the maths? "

Let's go with 10cc like the band. So 100 men for a litre.

80 x 100 = 8,000

*puts up fab meet*

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Blood.

I really think Báthory was on to something.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Sperm.

That's got me thinking..how many men would it take to fill a bath with cum? A million?

80 litres is a standard baths capacity.

Jizz is approx 5-15ml (ish).

Can someone do the maths?

Let's go with 10cc like the band. So 100 men for a litre.

80 x 100 = 8,000

*puts up fab meet*

Tenpole Tudors song "Swords of a Thousand Men" has just popped into my head.

And thanks² for the maths.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Marshmallows.

I have a photo somewhere - will try and dig it out of the archives today....

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Women

Marc

Oh no, Marc has been caught out here!

We all spotted it and you shamed him….

I should of signed it off as Tinder

Marc

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

cumallover

"Sperm."

Well that escalated quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women

Marc

Oh no, Marc has been caught out here!

We all spotted it and you shamed him….

I love Marc though really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women

Marc

Oh no, Marc has been caught out here!

We all spotted it and you shamed him….

I should of signed it off as Tinder

Marc"

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Women

Marc

Oh no, Marc has been caught out here!

We all spotted it and you shamed him….

I should of signed it off as Tinder

Marc

I’ve just read the OP again and it said no people

Marc

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Warm milk with vanilla extract in it.

Em x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Cocoa butter lotion would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/06/23 10:34:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women

Marc

Oh no, Marc has been caught out here!

We all spotted it and you shamed him….

I should of signed it off as Tinder

Marc

I’ve just read the OP again and it said no people

Marc"

This is what I meant! Not the fact that you’re looking for more women! You can never have enough women, Marc!!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Honey and a honey wand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Detached nipples.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Cocoa butter lotion would be lovely "

This does sound lovely, wanna share?

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Warm milk with vanilla extract in it.

Em x"

Is that you cleopatra?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Cocoa butter lotion would be lovely

This does sound lovely, wanna share?

Yes, screw the rules and come get creamy with me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Detached nipples."

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Warm milk with vanilla extract in it.

Em x

Is that you cleopatra?"

Damnit, how'd you know

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

cumallover

"Detached nipples."

How have they been detached?

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"Sperm.

That's got me thinking..how many men would it take to fill a bath with cum? A million?"

Well, I’m bored while drinking tea, and I have access to the internet so:

The average human ejaculation is between 2 and 5ml in volume, according to Wikipedia, and South Staffs Water says the average bath uses 80L of water.

That means OP needs between 40,000 and 16,000 ejaculations to fill their dream bath. She’s going to need us all to start mailing her our contributions ASAP.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"Sperm.

That's got me thinking..how many men would it take to fill a bath with cum? A million?

Well, I’m bored while drinking tea, and I have access to the internet so:

The average human ejaculation is between 2 and 5ml in volume, according to Wikipedia, and South Staffs Water says the average bath uses 80L of water.

That means OP needs between 40,000 and 16,000 ejaculations to fill their dream bath. She’s going to need us all to start mailing her our contributions ASAP. "

Dammit! Even when I post something absolutely bizarre, some other bugger manages to beat me to the punchline!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Women

Marc

Oh no, Marc has been caught out here!

We all spotted it and you shamed him….

I should of signed it off as Tinder

Marc

I’ve just read the OP again and it said no people

Marc

This is what I meant! Not the fact that you’re looking for more women! You can never have enough women, Marc!!

Can I say pickles then?

Marc

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Bath full of bumptious soapy lovelies

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Tranquility!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tears of my enemy's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CUSTARD

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"CUSTARD "

I was hoping you wouldn't find this thread ffs

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By *issy_named_cTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"CUSTARD "

Definitely.

With chocolate sauce and squirty cream

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Sperm.

That's got me thinking..how many men would it take to fill a bath with cum? A million?

One man could fill a bath, would just take a wee while….ugh that would stink

Wasn't there a guy who reckons he produces a litre each time!!!!!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Coconut milk

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women

Marc

Oh no, Marc has been caught out here!

We all spotted it and you shamed him….

I should of signed it off as Tinder

Marc

I’ve just read the OP again and it said no people

Marc

This is what I meant! Not the fact that you’re looking for more women! You can never have enough women, Marc!!

Can I say pickles then?

Marc"

Only if I get to sit in the room and watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CUSTARD

I was hoping you wouldn't find this thread ffs

I have finely tuned instincts when it comes to custard conversation

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"CUSTARD

I was hoping you wouldn't find this thread ffs

I have finely tuned instincts when it comes to custard conversation

And Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CUSTARD

I was hoping you wouldn't find this thread ffs

I have finely tuned instincts when it comes to custard conversation

And Cheese

Omg cheese is life

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"CUSTARD

I was hoping you wouldn't find this thread ffs

I have finely tuned instincts when it comes to custard conversation

And Cheese

Omg cheese is life "

IKR

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Exquisite folliage Ms!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"CUSTARD

I was hoping you wouldn't find this thread ffs

I have finely tuned instincts when it comes to custard conversation

And Cheese

Omg cheese is life "

Or death!!

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