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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

So in this thread men are gonna be the women and women the men.

So men play it cool and don't offer to fuck everything.

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By *arkOblivionMan
over a year ago

glendora

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'm in travelodge near you. Why not?!

T

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"So in this thread men are gonna be the women and women the men.

So men play it cool and don't offer to fuck everything. "

Impossible.

Fact.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Wot u up 2

Wanna meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wot u up 2

Wanna meet?"

I've got a headache so maybe not tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faf

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I'm so horny right now. Anyone want to cam with me?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Wot u up 2

Wanna meet?

I've got a headache so maybe not tonight."

Aw go on. U'll feel better honest

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I really need to empty my massive load

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By *arkOblivionMan
over a year ago

glendora

Lol

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Lol xx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

U ok bbe

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"But I'm in travelodge near you. Why not?!

T"

If you're lucky teehee

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Faf "

BLOCK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right then ladies who wants to fuck me?!??

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Right then ladies who wants to fuck me?!??"
#men

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Right then ladies who wants to fuck me?!??"

You betcha life

Damn… I forgot for a minute

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By *uckMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe DN15


"I really need to empty my massive load "

I get the larger wash basket and don't drip it on the floor

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By *razelMan
over a year ago

South East

[Read]

Online 6 mins ago

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By *oddess NailaWoman
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

wanna fuck?

(Plus the ever so enticing dick pic rubbing up against a remote control or can of beer….. usually accompanied by a messy living room, dirty nails and half pulled off joggers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right then ladies who wants to fuck me?!??

You betcha life

Damn… I forgot for a minute "

Well he didn’t say no bi men

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

FFS any genuine women on here?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"I'm so horny right now. Anyone want to cam with me? "

Will do but I just need to get ready , won’t be long, around 2 hours will do it…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Right then ladies who wants to fuck me?!??

You betcha life

Damn… I forgot for a minute

Well he didn’t say no bi men "

I’m in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm so horny right now. Anyone want to cam with me?

Will do but I just need to get ready , won’t be long, around 2 hours will do it…"

Ps. That’s not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wot u up 2

Wanna meet?

I've got a headache so maybe not tonight.

Aw go on. U'll feel better honest "

I hate how you youngsters are so presumptuous, you can see from my preferences that I am looking for someone more mature, with greater experience, who might satisfy me and not shoot there load in the blink of an eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right then ladies who wants to fuck me?!?? #men"

You women are all just cock teases anyway

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits”

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"wanna fuck?

(Plus the ever so enticing dick pic rubbing up against a remote control or can of beer….. usually accompanied by a messy living room, dirty nails and half pulled off joggers)"

Swoon, how could I say no..

Blocked

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Wot u up 2

Wanna meet?

I've got a headache so maybe not tonight.

Aw go on. U'll feel better honest

I hate how you youngsters are so presumptuous, you can see from my preferences that I am looking for someone more mature, with greater experience, who might satisfy me and not shoot there load in the blink of an eye. "

FfS i wouldn't shag you anyway ya f@t sl@g!

(Too much?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hijack the thread but as a male has been mentioned, I would like to take this opportunity to invite you all to critique my profile. I've been on this site for 7 hours and my dick hasn't been sucked yet. Please reply in next 5 minutes as my Mrs is asleep next to me.. I haven't convinced her to join yet but I will do. Anyway back to it, how do I get verified like howwwww?!!!

?????

Mmmm

?????

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits” "

Omg this is utterly amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wot u up 2

Wanna meet?

I've got a headache so maybe not tonight.

Aw go on. U'll feel better honest

I hate how you youngsters are so presumptuous, you can see from my preferences that I am looking for someone more mature, with greater experience, who might satisfy me and not shoot there load in the blink of an eye.

FfS i wouldn't shag you anyway ya f@t sl@g!

(Too much?) "

(I'd even made the effort of going to my preferences to change the age range to a much older cohort).

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Wot u up 2

Wanna meet?

I've got a headache so maybe not tonight.

Aw go on. U'll feel better honest

I hate how you youngsters are so presumptuous, you can see from my preferences that I am looking for someone more mature, with greater experience, who might satisfy me and not shoot there load in the blink of an eye.

FfS i wouldn't shag you anyway ya f@t sl@g!

(Too much?) "

Absolutely spot on

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Sorry to hijack the thread but as a male has been mentioned, I would like to take this opportunity to invite you all to critique my profile. I've been on this site for 7 hours and my dick hasn't been sucked yet. Please reply in next 5 minutes as my Mrs is asleep next to me.. I haven't convinced her to join yet but I will do. Anyway back to it, how do I get verified like howwwww?!!!

?????

Mmmm

?????"

You’ve cut and paste this haven’t you?

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By *ood Time RMan
over a year ago

London / Hertfordshire

Bio - please make effort when you message me. Before you ask I’m fine

Then when they message you -

Hi how are you

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Wot u up 2

Wanna meet?

I've got a headache so maybe not tonight.

Aw go on. U'll feel better honest

I hate how you youngsters are so presumptuous, you can see from my preferences that I am looking for someone more mature, with greater experience, who might satisfy me and not shoot there load in the blink of an eye.

FfS i wouldn't shag you anyway ya f@t sl@g!

(Too much?)

(I'd even made the effort of going to my preferences to change the age range to a much older cohort)."

Hey we're not all the same on here don't tar us all with the same brush. I'd shoot my load in your eye tho, just sayin!

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington


"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits” "

Hahaha that was great, especially “angry red mushroom”

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Bio - please make effort when you message me. Before you ask I’m fine

Then when they message you -

Hi how are you "

Good. WUU2

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I don't check my winks, they're pointless. Send a message instead!

No, not that kind of message. Not too long, not too short...it's got to be juuuuusssst right.

Oh, sorry, inbox out of control. Had to do a bulk delete. Try again next time.

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By *razelMan
over a year ago

South East

These youngsters on here are far too young and experienced to know what its like to handle a woman. We are not "play things"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional photographer/masseur/picture collector. Wanna come to mine now ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bio - please make effort when you message me. Before you ask I’m fine

Then when they message you -

Hi how are you "

What you need is a real man. Meet me and I’ll give you the best ride of your life, cba with all the foreplay shite though so I’m going in dry babyyyy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm a professional photographer/masseur/picture collector. Wanna come to mine now ??? "

Omg… have you been reading the posts on the forum?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I don't check my winks, they're pointless. Send a message instead!

No, not that kind of message. Not too long, not too short...it's got to be juuuuusssst right.

Oh, sorry, inbox out of control. Had to do a bulk delete. Try again next time."

FAF?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Bio - please make effort when you message me. Before you ask I’m fine

Then when they message you -

Hi how are you "

Hey baby. Want to meet now…. Slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a professional photographer/masseur/picture collector. Wanna come to mine now ???

Omg… have you been reading the posts on the forum? "

I'm trying to catch up ! I'm guessing I'm shooting right oops.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm a professional photographer/masseur/picture collector. Wanna come to mine now ???

Omg… have you been reading the posts on the forum?

I'm trying to catch up ! I'm guessing I'm shooting right oops. "

I might have bitten… a little. Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most men do prefer to receive, they give you 5 minutes sucking on that clit like a hamster on a water bottle and that's your lot.

(P)lagiarism

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

You're so much classier/prettier/fitter* than the other women on here.

*Forgets to delete as appropriate to the one he's cutting and pasting to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a professional photographer/masseur/picture collector. Wanna come to mine now ???

Omg… have you been reading the posts on the forum?

I'm trying to catch up ! I'm guessing I'm shooting right oops.

I might have bitten… a little. Oops "

You were more polite than most would have been

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

Not much wbu x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm a professional photographer/masseur/picture collector. Wanna come to mine now ???

Omg… have you been reading the posts on the forum?

I'm trying to catch up ! I'm guessing I'm shooting right oops.

I might have bitten… a little. Oops

You were more polite than most would have been "

I don’t want the naughty step

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not much wbu x"

You’re supposed to be the woman

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits”

Omg this is utterly amazing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not much wbu x

You’re supposed to be the woman "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Most men do prefer to receive, they give you 5 minutes sucking on that clit like a hamster on a water bottle and that's your lot.

(P)lagiarism "

Omg…

You stole my line

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Can I ask you a question bbe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon


"Not much wbu x

You’re supposed to be the woman "

You’re right should have been a one word answer

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits”

Omg this is utterly amazing

"

So. Many. Times.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits”

Hahaha that was great, especially “angry red mushroom”"

it’s an accurate description of some of them

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

I’m parked up in my truck near you. Says you’re only a couple of miles away. Bet your husband would love to watch you getting fucked in my cab.

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I need someone to suck my dick now dm me

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Brucey boy. I just have to give credit where credit is due. This is utter genius. Thank you big boy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not much wbu x

You’re supposed to be the woman

You’re right should have been a one word answer "

From a woman? Jesus…

We’re used to “fuck now slut”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s up for some filthy phone chat??

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Salivate over my luscious wares boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she have a permission to play without you?

Is she allowed ...

Can you tell her..

* oi I can read and write myself. *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parked in my truck

Not far from you

Got hard cock

You want it

My truck beds comfy and clean

I've got drinks and left over kfc

I'm great in bed

Best fuck you'll get around here

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Brucey boy. I just have to give credit where credit is due. This is utter genius. Thank you big boy "

I'm having way too much fun with this thread

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits”

Omg this is utterly amazing

So. Many. Times. "

The only thing missing is 'I can lick for hours bby make you squirt'

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Parked in my truck

Not far from you

Got hard cock

You want it

My truck beds comfy and clean

I've got drinks and left over kfc

I'm great in bed

Best fuck you'll get around here "

Oh, hang on. KFC? Give me 5 and I'll be there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Salivate over my luscious wares boys "

Would love to see more of you babe

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington


"“I’m staying in the scummiest hotel known to man only an hour from you. Why don’t you fork out for a taxi to come over and meet a complete stranger? I know you can’t resist the one blurry picture I have of my dick that looks like an angry red mushroom with my saggy faded boxers round my ankles and what can only be described as a pile of unidentified mess in the background, complete with empty takeaway boxes and manky coffee cups… oh and I’m married … and you have great tits”

Hahaha that was great, especially “angry red mushroom”

it’s an accurate description of some of them "

Haha I can’t for the life of me think of any reason for them to be so red can only guess it’s infected or they were flaying it rather furiously prior to taking the photo

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Who’s up for some filthy phone chat??"

Make me cum baby

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Brucey boy. I just have to give credit where credit is due. This is utter genius. Thank you big boy

I'm having way too much fun with this thread "

It’s perfect

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon


"Not much wbu x

You’re supposed to be the woman

You’re right should have been a one word answer

From a woman? Jesus…

We’re used to “fuck now slut” "

Typically yeah. I put it down to being inundated but good grief the conversation can be dry

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Parked in my truck

Not far from you

Got hard cock

You want it

My truck beds comfy and clean

I've got drinks and left over kfc

I'm great in bed

Best fuck you'll get around here "

Yeah baby

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Salivate over my luscious wares boys

Would love to see more of you babe "

I’m getting wetter than an otters pocket

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not much wbu x

You’re supposed to be the woman

You’re right should have been a one word answer

From a woman? Jesus…

We’re used to “fuck now slut”

Typically yeah. I put it down to being inundated but good grief the conversation can be dry"

But do you want to fuck now? My hotel room? I’m horny baby?

You look like I could lick you all night…..

The wrong conversation obviously. These are the ones we get all the goddamn time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional football player, let's meet I want you to deep throat my cock until you gag and throw up!

You up for it

Got to be discreet because I'm a footballer in my range rover.

(We've all had this one)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Salivate over my luscious wares boys

Would love to see more of you babe

I’m getting wetter than an otters pocket "

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm a professional football player, let's meet I want you to deep throat my cock until you gag and throw up!

You up for it

Got to be discreet because I'm a footballer in my range rover.

(We've all had this one)"

I’m up for it… bi man on the quiet …I can take your cock I’m sure of that big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Salivate over my luscious wares boys

Would love to see more of you babe

I’m getting wetter than an otters pocket "

Lads over here quick!! This one’s well easy

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Him: Hey

Her: [Deletes]

Him: How are you?

Her: [Deletes]

Him: Am I your type?

Her: [Deletes]

Him: Is that a no then?

Her: [Deletes]

Him: I know I’m not exactly what you’ve said you’re looking for but…

Her: [Blocks & deletes]

30mins later….

New Forum post: ‘Why are all the women on here so stuck up - what do you have to do to get a reply?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sun's out, cocks out,big load... who wants it?

Snapchat me:imatwat

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Him: Hey

Her: [Deletes]

Him: How are you?

Her: [Deletes]

Him: Am I your type?

Her: [Deletes]

Him: Is that a no then?

Her: [Deletes]

Him: I know I’m not exactly what you’ve said you’re looking for but…

Her: [Blocks & deletes]

30mins later….

New Forum post: ‘Why are all the women on here so stuck up - what do you have to do to get a reply?’"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Sun's out, cocks out,big load... who wants it?

Snapchat me:imatwat"

I’m gonna Snapchat this one I bet it’s a real tag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sun's out, cocks out,big load... who wants it?

Snapchat me:imatwat"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Who wants me to fix their fence panels today? I’m free, hung and I know how to use the power drill

* actual status update from “the north”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants me to fix their fence panels today? I’m free, hung and I know how to use the power drill

* actual status update from “the north”"

What are you on about Pickles?! You're to young to be playing with such powerful toys xx (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sun's out, cocks out,big load... who wants it?

Snapchat me:imatwat

I’m gonna Snapchat this one I bet it’s a real tag "

Id laugh if it was

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Who wants me to fix their fence panels today? I’m free, hung and I know how to use the power drill

* actual status update from “the north”

What are you on about Pickles?! You're to young to be playing with such powerful toys xx (Mrs)"

He would do this

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Sun's out, cocks out,big load... who wants it?

Snapchat me:imatwat

I’m gonna Snapchat this one I bet it’s a real tag

Id laugh if it was "

I’m on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run out of messages

Hit me up

Snap:suckmydong

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Who wants me to fix their fence panels today? I’m free, hung and I know how to use the power drill

* actual status update from “the north”"

Proper man that got his own drill and everything!

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By *tudentForFunMan
over a year ago

Craigavon

Too tired to think of something funny mentioning drama

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Who wants me to fix their fence panels today? I’m free, hung and I know how to use the power drill

* actual status update from “the north”

Proper man that got his own drill and everything!"

I know. Bet it worked in Hull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it that if I dont log out of Fab in an evening, in the wee small hours my inbox suddenly gets bombarded with messages from men? It's as if with there wives having finally fallen asleep they can live out their fantasies by setting women who they assume are available and desperate.

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By *ood Time RMan
over a year ago

London / Hertfordshire

Clearing out my inbox too many messages to go through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know we have never spoken but I sent you 16 tribute pictures.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Who’s up for some filthy phone chat??"

Fab my latest picture

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

My supporter has run out does anyone want to help me out

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm in your area and I'm free after 10. Wanna meet?!! I want to cream pie your prefect pussy after I've done hours of oral.

I've a huge cock, as you can see in my pictures ( insert picture of said cock and sky remote).

It's not a copy and paste message and I've only sent this to you as I have fancied you for ages!!

Pretty please to meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry guys, ran out of messages now.

Hmu on my Snap, insta, twit, grindr, fb, public notice board, Asda tannoy.

Discreet please though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm driving through your area, you got a spare 10 minutes?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I just want to be friends……

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"I'm in your area and I'm free after 10. Wanna meet?!! I want to cream pie your prefect pussy after I've done hours of oral.

I've a huge cock, as you can see in my pictures ( insert picture of said cock and sky remote).

It's not a copy and paste message and I've only sent this to you as I have fancied you for ages!!

Pretty please to meeting

"

Not all have sky you know….

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Hi?

Are you a model?

Interested in a 2 day river cruise with a complete stranger, totally safe obvs?

Want to cheat with me?

I'll show you how a real man can fuck you .

So on and so forth

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

My inbox is overflowing with cock , life’s so hard etc etc.

All I did was upload a picture of my massive gaping fanny

All the guys are shit

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Wow! Hot pics im wanking over mrs.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone FAF?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

READ MY PROFILE.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I have an (imaginary) friend I could bring along.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Not meeting right now, just on for social chat….

(Message on up update status)….. gangbang bukka meet needed vwe men only… no time wasters or I will block everybody…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm...

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Wow! Hot pics im wanking over mrs.

J "

Actually hot pics and I’m about to wank over the mrs….

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 09/06/23 08:35:16]

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By *amnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

tf1

I want all of you to come to my house and fuck me now. Bareback of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted six VWE men to join me and my friend for a gang-bang this Friday at a private flat. Message me with face and dick pick in order to be provided with details of location.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I want to be bred cause I’m a slut…..

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm great at oral can lick a pussy for hours and make you squirt. I'm a heavy cummer too. What time shall I come to yours?

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I want all of you to come to my house and fuck me now. Bareback of course "

Sorry I only meet women who are above 9 inches and you mention sex in your profile which mine clearly states never mention.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

I'm in your area and have just finished work. You must be free right, especially as I've just sent you a dick pic. Surely you should feel privileged that I chose you over the hundreds of other free women!

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"But I'm in travelodge near you. Why not?!

T"

Then again why though

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"So in this thread men are gonna be the women and women the men.

So men play it cool and don't offer to fuck everything.

Impossible.

Fact. "

Inevitable

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Wow, you're really close by!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So in this thread men are gonna be the women and women the men.

So men play it cool and don't offer to fuck everything. "

Stop trying to be me!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Wow, you're really close by! "

Actually, I’m not. I don’t put my real location on my profile. Sorry. Bye.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Hi

What you doing? Wanna see my cock

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Wow, you're really close by!

Actually, I’m not. I don’t put my real location on my profile. Sorry. Bye."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to watch me cum on cam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Now this is just a fantasy, but I want to come to your house, find you tied up naked, blindfolded with your mouth open. I hand £ to your husband, you suck my cock until I cum, then I leave. Just a fantasy though. ££

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Single male profile:

Call me now to wank over pics of my Mrs together. She isn’t bi and doesn’t know I’m on here but would love to see you both together as you both look like dirty sluts

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picture this OK let's meet??? I am nearby and you say yeah let's meet and I get to the premier inn basic low rate room and push your door open because you left it unlocked even though you don't know me and as I come in the room your pussy is mega soaked because you can't stop thinking about how desirable I am and you've seen the remote pictures you know I am going to break that pussy like no other man can and as I pull my pants down with my 7 inch cock I hear the cum shoot at 34mph out of your smooth tight wet pussy and I don't hesitate to slurp that juice all up and stroke my massive cock and then before you know it I am drilling you from behind hard and fast fast and slow you've got a blindfold on you tell me I am the best fuck of your life I will lick your pussy for 82 hours and I will not die from not being able to breathe you are in heaven you will never experience another fuck like this in your whole entire existence we both know I am a God and the reason you were put on this earth is to serve me and my hard strong girth thick as a giant cucumber delicious savoury irresistible cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"I'm in your area and I'm free after 10. Wanna meet?!! I want to cream pie your prefect pussy after I've done hours of oral.

I've a huge cock, as you can see in my pictures ( insert picture of said cock and sky remote).

It's not a copy and paste message and I've only sent this to you as I have fancied you for ages!!

Pretty please to meeting

Not all have sky you know…. "

Lynx can/deodorant can

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

This is funnier than i expected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to have a shot of the mrs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love to have a shot of the mrs? "

Does your Mrs know

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Picture this OK let's meet??? I am nearby and you say yeah let's meet and I get to the premier inn basic low rate room and push your door open because you left it unlocked even though you don't know me and as I come in the room your pussy is mega soaked because you can't stop thinking about how desirable I am and you've seen the remote pictures you know I am going to break that pussy like no other man can and as I pull my pants down with my 7 inch cock I hear the cum shoot at 34mph out of your smooth tight wet pussy and I don't hesitate to slurp that juice all up and stroke my massive cock and then before you know it I am drilling you from behind hard and fast fast and slow you've got a blindfold on you tell me I am the best fuck of your life I will lick your pussy for 82 hours and I will not die from not being able to breathe you are in heaven you will never experience another fuck like this in your whole entire existence we both know I am a God and the reason you were put on this earth is to serve me and my hard strong girth thick as a giant cucumber delicious savoury irresistible cock."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love to have a shot of the mrs?

Does your Mrs know "

Well no….but what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Picture this OK let's meet??? I am nearby and you say yeah let's meet and I get to the premier inn basic low rate room and push your door open because you left it unlocked even though you don't know me and as I come in the room your pussy is mega soaked because you can't stop thinking about how desirable I am and you've seen the remote pictures you know I am going to break that pussy like no other man can and as I pull my pants down with my 7 inch cock I hear the cum shoot at 34mph out of your smooth tight wet pussy and I don't hesitate to slurp that juice all up and stroke my massive cock and then before you know it I am drilling you from behind hard and fast fast and slow you've got a blindfold on you tell me I am the best fuck of your life I will lick your pussy for 82 hours and I will not die from not being able to breathe you are in heaven you will never experience another fuck like this in your whole entire existence we both know I am a God and the reason you were put on this earth is to serve me and my hard strong girth thick as a giant cucumber delicious savoury irresistible cock."

*copies and pastes*

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need 2 shoot my load. Is anyone free ryt now?

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because I have several pictures with my tits out, doesn't mean you can mention then in a first message.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I can see your local, can come to yours now if you like what you see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Picture this OK let's meet??? I am nearby and you say yeah let's meet and I get to the premier inn basic low rate room and push your door open because you left it unlocked even though you don't know me and as I come in the room your pussy is mega soaked because you can't stop thinking about how desirable I am and you've seen the remote pictures you know I am going to break that pussy like no other man can and as I pull my pants down with my 7 inch cock I hear the cum shoot at 34mph out of your smooth tight wet pussy and I don't hesitate to slurp that juice all up and stroke my massive cock and then before you know it I am drilling you from behind hard and fast fast and slow you've got a blindfold on you tell me I am the best fuck of your life I will lick your pussy for 82 hours and I will not die from not being able to breathe you are in heaven you will never experience another fuck like this in your whole entire existence we both know I am a God and the reason you were put on this earth is to serve me and my hard strong girth thick as a giant cucumber delicious savoury irresistible cock."

I'm crying

T

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Picture this OK let's meet??? I am nearby and you say yeah let's meet and I get to the premier inn basic low rate room and push your door open because you left it unlocked even though you don't know me and as I come in the room your pussy is mega soaked because you can't stop thinking about how desirable I am and you've seen the remote pictures you know I am going to break that pussy like no other man can and as I pull my pants down with my 7 inch cock I hear the cum shoot at 34mph out of your smooth tight wet pussy and I don't hesitate to slurp that juice all up and stroke my massive cock and then before you know it I am drilling you from behind hard and fast fast and slow you've got a blindfold on you tell me I am the best fuck of your life I will lick your pussy for 82 hours and I will not die from not being able to breathe you are in heaven you will never experience another fuck like this in your whole entire existence we both know I am a God and the reason you were put on this earth is to serve me and my hard strong girth thick as a giant cucumber delicious savoury irresistible cock."

Dear god! You've sent me this 5 times already under different profile names. What is wrong with you? Will you please just fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love to have a shot of the mrs?

Does your Mrs know

Well no….but what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her "

All the men on this site are the same I give up

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’d love to have a shot of the mrs?

Does your Mrs know

Well no….but what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her

All the men on this site are the same I give up"

There are some lovely guys, but I get you, there's an awful lot of arseholes. I keep my filters to max and just chat to the guys I think look okay. Even so, I still get some twats. Sigh. Stay strong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love to have a shot of the mrs?

Does your Mrs know

Well no….but what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her

All the men on this site are the same I give up

There are some lovely guys, but I get you, there's an awful lot of arseholes. I keep my filters to max and just chat to the guys I think look okay. Even so, I still get some twats. Sigh. Stay strong. "

Thank you lovely. I’m focusing on couples and women only. Too many men are time wasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are men always ghosting me and not turning up to meets. And before you say ‘I’d never waste an opportunity to meet youI’ fuck off

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Can I buy some of your used knickers?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Why are men always ghosting me and not turning up to meets. And before you say ‘I’d never waste an opportunity to meet youI’ fuck off "

I wouldn't ghost you. These timewasters ruin it for us genuine guys who want to meet.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I'm in travelodge near you. Why not?!

T

Then again why though "

You don't sound very grateful! You should be!

(Still as a man)

T

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Can I buy some of your used knickers?"

Sure hun! My "friend" is visiting at the moment, and I've got quite a heavy flow, so I'd be delighted to post you a pair! I'll chuck the tampon in for good measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I know you're a couple but can I borrow your man for explicit fun.

Doesn't happen, but it could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are men always ghosting me and not turning up to meets. And before you say ‘I’d never waste an opportunity to meet youI’ fuck off

I wouldn't ghost you. These timewasters ruin it for us genuine guys who want to meet.

J"

Seriously?!! There’s bareback photos on your profile!!!!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Why are men always ghosting me and not turning up to meets. And before you say ‘I’d never waste an opportunity to meet youI’ fuck off

I wouldn't ghost you. These timewasters ruin it for us genuine guys who want to meet.

J"

Oh, yeah, proper genuine guy you are too. You had me sit in that pub for over an hour before I gave up and went home! Dont think I don't recognize you because you've set up a new profile. Avoid this one girls, he's a fantasist.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

I can breathe through my ears..

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Hi, how’s ya? I know you probably won’t even see this as you’re getting hundreds of messages but I’ve been to the church this morning praying you would see my message.

So up too much babe? How’s fab been treating you so far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, how’s ya? I know you probably won’t even see this as you’re getting hundreds of messages but I’ve been to the church this morning praying you would see my message.

So up too much babe? How’s fab been treating you so far? "

*deletes*

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi, how’s ya? I know you probably won’t even see this as you’re getting hundreds of messages but I’ve been to the church this morning praying you would see my message.

So up too much babe? How’s fab been treating you so far? "

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I can breathe through my ears.."

With a nose like that, I can see why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I don't think you are my type.

Thanks for the message though.

(block)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so good at giving blowjobs. I love sucking cock

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hi, how’s ya? I know you probably won’t even see this as you’re getting hundreds of messages but I’ve been to the church this morning praying you would see my message.

So up too much babe? How’s fab been treating you so far? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men, can we get some boing videos while we’re playing this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. You look great for your age. I love being spoilt by older men.

(M)

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I’m so good at giving blowjobs. I love sucking cock "

I'll give you something to gag on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so good at giving blowjobs. I love sucking cock

I'll give you something to gag on"

That’s a very pretty penis

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"I’m so good at giving blowjobs. I love sucking cock

I'll give you something to gag on

That’s a very pretty penis "

Thanks ,it's in high demand and a has a bit of an odd looking rash but I'm you'll be fine I promise

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Hi, how’s ya? I know you probably won’t even see this as you’re getting hundreds of messages but I’ve been to the church this morning praying you would see my message.

So up too much babe? How’s fab been treating you so far?

*deletes*"

Your loss.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fed up with the while lot of you objectifying sycophantic narcissistic child-men who split their dummies out of the pram at the hint of rejection. Grow some and stop oggling my tits and underwear.

Peace and love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Mass delete mail *

(M)

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