FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Dirty Poetry

Jump to newest
 

By *am_Lincoln OP   Man
over a year ago

Prestatyn

Does anyone know of any dirty poems, limericks, haikus etc. That are smutty?

Add yours on and see how many we can get. I'll start.

On the breast of a barmaid in Sale

Is tattoo'd the price of Brown ale

And on her behind

for the sake of the blind

Is the same information in braille

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

There was a young man from Devizes who's balls were both different sizes, one was so small it was no use at all, the other won a great many prizes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Filthy in both subject and moral tone:

I rise at eleven, I dine about two,

I get d*unk before seven; and the next thing I do,

I send for my whore, when for fear of a clap,

I spend in her hand, and I spew in her lap.

Then we quarrel and scold, 'till I fall fast asleep,

When the bitch, growing bold, to my pocket does creep;

Then slyly she leaves me, and, to revenge the affront,

At once she bereaves me of money and cunt.

If by chance then I wake, hot-headed and d*unk,

What a coil do I make for the loss of my punk!

I storm and I roar, and I fall in a rage,

And missing my whore, I bugger my page.

Then, crop-sick all morning, I rail at my men,

And in bed I lie yawning 'till eleven again.

By the same author is the greatest poem ever written about premature ejaculation followed by impotence..:

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50452/the-imperfect-enjoyment

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Benidorm for a week

Etiquette by W S Gilbert is not dirty but it's very clever and amusing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *am_Lincoln OP   Man
over a year ago

Prestatyn

There is a whole collection of stuff by both Gilbert and Sullivan which is poetic and dirty. I do love their stuff.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I first thought of Marvell's coy mistress, then I remembered this one. Probably more erotic than filth

“What Do Women Want?”

I want a red dress.

I want it flimsy and cheap,

I want it too tight, I want to wear it

until someone tears it off me.

I want it sleeveless and backless,

this dress, so no one has to guess

what’s underneath. I want to walk down

the street past Thrifty’s and the hardware store

with all those keys glittering in the window,

past Mr. and Mrs. Wong selling day-old

donuts in their café, past the Guerra brothers

slinging pigs from the truck and onto the dolly,

hoisting the slick snouts over their shoulders.

I want to walk like I’m the only

woman on earth and I can have my pick.

I want that red dress bad.

I want it to confirm

your worst fears about me,

to show you how little I care about you

or anything except what

I want. When I find it, I’ll pull that garment

from its hanger like I’m choosing a body

to carry me into this world, through

the birth-cries and the love-cries too,

and I’ll wear it like bones, like skin,

it’ll be the goddamned

dress they bury me in.

By Kim Addonizio

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there once was a man from nantuckit

whose cock was so big he could suck it

he said with a grin wiping spunk from his chin

if my ear was a fanny id fuckit

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top