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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Or a thread for all those that don't do threads anymore that you aren't sexy enough for

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Not in!

I beat Wonko!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not in!

I beat Wonko! "

He'll be here soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally, a thread for me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Not in!

I beat Wonko! "

With a stick of celery? I hear he likes that

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Finally, a thread for me"

We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally, a thread for me

We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!"

Commune? I’m in

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Hello (waves)

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Finally, a thread for me

We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!

Commune? I’m in"

You're doing well on the other thread, this ain't the thread for you pickles!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello (waves)"

Oh hey sister!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Brucey, I'm sat in the corner.

Am I allowed a packet of crisps and a bottle of ? Please.

Always had that when I sat in the corner as a kid in the pub with my mum and dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally, a thread for me

We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!

Commune? I’m in

You're doing well on the other thread, this ain't the thread for you pickles! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally, a thread for me

We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!"

If I send face pics to people I get blocked

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Brucey, I'm sat in the corner.

Am I allowed a packet of crisps and a bottle of ? Please.

Always had that when I sat in the corner as a kid in the pub with my mum and dad"

Jesus Christ what's a bottle of ?

I would never dare even ask for that in a pub....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Finally, a thread for me

We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!

If I send face pics to people I get blocked "

Nice Tits though

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By *am_LincolnMan
over a year ago

Prestatyn

Ah finally I found my place

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Brucey, I'm sat in the corner.

Am I allowed a packet of crisps and a bottle of ? Please.

Always had that when I sat in the corner as a kid in the pub with my mum and dad

Jesus Christ what's a bottle of ?

I would never dare even ask for that in a pub.... "

A bottle of pop.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Finally, a thread for me

We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!

If I send face pics to people I get blocked "

Probably preferable to awww don't you worry would never block you silly! But no.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I belong

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ah finally I found my place"

Welcome fellow unsexy!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Brucey, I'm sat in the corner.

Am I allowed a packet of crisps and a bottle of ? Please.

Always had that when I sat in the corner as a kid in the pub with my mum and dad

Jesus Christ what's a bottle of ?

I would never dare even ask for that in a pub....

A bottle of pop.

"

Oh fair. Are we just revealing childhood traumas in this thread now anyway? Cause you're welcome to you know, sit closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally, a thread for me

We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!

If I send face pics to people I get blocked

Nice Tits though "

Best tits on fab apparently

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hey! Message for Ricky.

Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!

Sorry wrong thread.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Finally, a thread for me

We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!

If I send face pics to people I get blocked

Nice Tits though

Best tits on fab apparently "

Oh Jesus you don't belong here either! It's already getting hijacked with people getting sexy comments in the other thread!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey! Message for Ricky.

Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!

Sorry wrong thread. "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Oh yeah, I'm not sexy enough for other threads.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey! Message for Ricky.

Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!

Sorry wrong thread. "

I've given her a bit of alone time with F&B.

They've had 30 seconds now so that ought to do it.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh yeah, I'm not sexy enough for other threads.

"

Meli I literally can't think of another poster who would get more comments

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Oh yeah, I'm not sexy enough for other threads.

"

Irony is officially dead!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey! Message for Ricky.

Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!

Sorry wrong thread.

I've given her a bit of alone time with F&B.

They've had 30 seconds now so that ought to do it."

Is fab and bearded back?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally, a thread for me

We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!

If I send face pics to people I get blocked

Nice Tits though

Best tits on fab apparently

Oh Jesus you don't belong here either! It's already getting hijacked with people getting sexy comments in the other thread!"

Me and my saggy tits are staying put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay a thread I can be at home in.

I definitely DON'T fancy you!

Or you, or you there, or you over there!!!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hey! Message for Ricky.

Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!

Sorry wrong thread.

I've given her a bit of alone time with F&B.

They've had 30 seconds now so that ought to do it."

Hold the phone. Is Brigitte a watermelon?! PLOT TWIST

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey! Message for Ricky.

Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!

Sorry wrong thread.

I've given her a bit of alone time with F&B.

They've had 30 seconds now so that ought to do it.

Is fab and bearded back?!"

I once made a two min video of my tits for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey! Message for Ricky.

Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!

Sorry wrong thread.

I've given her a bit of alone time with F&B.

They've had 30 seconds now so that ought to do it.

Is fab and bearded back?!"

In many ways, he never went away.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Finally, a thread for me

We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!

If I send face pics to people I get blocked

Nice Tits though

Best tits on fab apparently

Oh Jesus you don't belong here either! It's already getting hijacked with people getting sexy comments in the other thread!

Me and my saggy tits are staying put "

At least they may cover some of our faces

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey! Message for Ricky.

Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!

Sorry wrong thread.

I've given her a bit of alone time with F&B.

They've had 30 seconds now so that ought to do it.

Is fab and bearded back?!

In many ways, he never went away."

Give him a sloppy for me x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Finally, a thread for me

We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!

If I send face pics to people I get blocked

Nice Tits though

Best tits on fab apparently "

Who am I to disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Fluffy Chicken:

My mediocre mate says "please tell Fluffy Chicken that I have tried really hard to fancy her, but I cant. Soz"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally, a thread for me

We will have our own lil commune soon enough. Just never ask for face pics!

If I send face pics to people I get blocked

Nice Tits though

Best tits on fab apparently

Oh Jesus you don't belong here either! It's already getting hijacked with people getting sexy comments in the other thread!

Me and my saggy tits are staying put

At least they may cover some of our faces "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Fluffy Chicken:

My mediocre mate says "please tell Fluffy Chicken that I have tried really hard to fancy her, but I cant. Soz" "

They’re not the only one

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Message for Fluffy Chicken:

My mediocre mate says "please tell Fluffy Chicken that I have tried really hard to fancy her, but I cant. Soz"

They’re not the only one "

At least they tried to be fair! The message I received was just the sound of terror fuelled screams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Fluffy Chicken:

My mediocre mate says "please tell Fluffy Chicken that I have tried really hard to fancy her, but I cant. Soz"

They’re not the only one

At least they tried to be fair! The message I received was just the sound of terror fuelled screams "

Must have been a wrong number

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Message for Fluffy Chicken:

My mediocre mate says "please tell Fluffy Chicken that I have tried really hard to fancy her, but I cant. Soz"

They’re not the only one

At least they tried to be fair! The message I received was just the sound of terror fuelled screams

Must have been a wrong number "

Oh not a trying to be nice compliment that's gross here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is a home of a thread for me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I definitely don’t fancy any of you. Much. Honest. (Except you. Yes you. You’re hot.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucey! This is a good thread! Knew you had it in you.

I'm as proud as punch

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh yeah, I'm not sexy enough for other threads.

Irony is officially dead! "

Not at all.

P.S I really like your style (sorry Brucey for being nice to someone, I'll go back to being horrid soon)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Fluffy Chicken:

My mediocre mate says "please tell Fluffy Chicken that I have tried really hard to fancy her, but I cant. Soz"

They’re not the only one

At least they tried to be fair! The message I received was just the sound of terror fuelled screams

Must have been a wrong number

Oh not a trying to be nice compliment that's gross here!"

She's clearly not feeling well!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Brucey! This is a good thread! Knew you had it in you.

I'm as proud as punch "

Oh stop wanking over me already

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By *am_LincolnMan
over a year ago

Prestatyn


"Oh yeah, I'm not sexy enough for other threads.

"

This is most definitely incorrect. You are gorgeous.

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Message for Fluffy Chicken:

My mediocre mate says "please tell Fluffy Chicken that I have tried really hard to fancy her, but I cant. Soz"

They’re not the only one

At least they tried to be fair! The message I received was just the sound of terror fuelled screams

Must have been a wrong number

Oh not a trying to be nice compliment that's gross here!

She's clearly not feeling well! "

I love it when people clearly belong in the other thread. I can see through them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yeah, I'm not sexy enough for other threads.

This is most definitely incorrect. You are gorgeous."

If that were true she wouldn’t be in this thread!!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Now this is a home of a thread for me "

Welcome John. How's all that sex you're not having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brucey! This is a good thread! Knew you had it in you.

I'm as proud as punch

Oh stop wanking over me already "

Oh I did that ages ago.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh yeah, I'm not sexy enough for other threads.

This is most definitely incorrect. You are gorgeous.

If that were true she wouldn’t be in this thread!! "

Exactly. Let me Quasimodo in peace, all I want to do is hump about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this is a home of a thread for me

Welcome John. How's all that sex you're not having? "

Oh it's great, especially all that sex I am not going to be having looking at all the people I don't fancy in here

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh yeah, I'm not sexy enough for other threads.

This is most definitely incorrect. You are gorgeous.

If that were true she wouldn’t be in this thread!!

Exactly. Let me Quasimodo in peace, all I want to do is hump about. "

Meli it's not cool to make fun of us undesirable folk here ok?!

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Now this is a home of a thread for me

Welcome John. How's all that sex you're not having?

Oh it's great, especially all that sex I am not going to be having looking at all the people I don't fancy in here "

I particularly like not being able to get it down for all the people I don't think are hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this is a home of a thread for me

Welcome John. How's all that sex you're not having?

Oh it's great, especially all that sex I am not going to be having looking at all the people I don't fancy in here

I particularly like not being able to get it down for all the people I don't think are hot "

You're one kinky gent keeping it up for all the ice cold people. I would need some serious willpower for that

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Now this is a home of a thread for me

Welcome John. How's all that sex you're not having?

Oh it's great, especially all that sex I am not going to be having looking at all the people I don't fancy in here

I particularly like not being able to get it down for all the people I don't think are hot

You're one kinky gent keeping it up for all the ice cold people. I would need some serious willpower for that "

I only keep it up to shout how pathetic it is and really put it in it's place

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We'll join this noone loves us on the other one

Tinder

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"We'll join this noone loves us on the other one

Tinder "

Aw hard luck. It's quite nice once we all accept I accepted I was fucking ugly to be fair.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"Finally, a thread for me"

It's good to see you back !

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me..

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Out

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"We'll join this noone loves us on the other one

Tinder "

Could be that, or it could be the unreliable posties on here.

B

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Nobody’s mate fancies me! I’m in, balls deep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We'll join this noone loves us on the other one

Tinder "

I’d do you both

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Hello (waves)

Oh hey sister!"

Hey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x"

Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I’m in

I thought I was invisible as a single male but that’s is nothing compared to now, just one message that isn’t from a male telling me how hot Tinder and the roles reversed would be good

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x

Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned "

Yeah ignore the smell of piss and rats. I'm pretty sure they don't have any deadly diseases in them?

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m in

I thought I was invisible as a single male but that’s is nothing compared to now, just one message that isn’t from a male telling me how hot Tinder and the roles reversed would be good

Marc"

Marc you ugly son of a bitch! Let that wife carry you no longer! Mind the needles down here!

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I'm in there like swimwear!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

The top 4 threads all have the word fancy/fancies in the title.

J

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"I’m in

I thought I was invisible as a single male but that’s is nothing compared to now, just one message that isn’t from a male telling me how hot Tinder and the roles reversed would be good

Marc

Marc you ugly son of a bitch! Let that wife carry you no longer! Mind the needles down here!"

Bit harsh

Marc

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x

Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned "

I'm a big girl...I can handle it

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m in

I thought I was invisible as a single male but that’s is nothing compared to now, just one message that isn’t from a male telling me how hot Tinder and the roles reversed would be good

Marc

Marc you ugly son of a bitch! Let that wife carry you no longer! Mind the needles down here!

Bit harsh

Marc"

Cuddles with my horrible greasy tits xox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x

Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned

I'm a big girl...I can handle it "

Not much to handle in this room anyway, all shrivelled up

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x

Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned

I'm a big girl...I can handle it

Not much to handle in this room anyway, all shrivelled up "

Jesus even the uglys have gone. This is truly bleak times. Let's stay strong John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x

Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned

I'm a big girl...I can handle it

Not much to handle in this room anyway, all shrivelled up

Jesus even the uglys have gone. This is truly bleak times. Let's stay strong John "

Soz was just pimping hoes n ting

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x

Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned

I'm a big girl...I can handle it

Not much to handle in this room anyway, all shrivelled up

Jesus even the uglys have gone. This is truly bleak times. Let's stay strong John

Soz was just pimping hoes n ting "

Girl don't talk when you're meant to be out workin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x

Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned

I'm a big girl...I can handle it

Not much to handle in this room anyway, all shrivelled up

Jesus even the uglys have gone. This is truly bleak times. Let's stay strong John

Soz was just pimping hoes n ting

Girl don't talk when you're meant to be out workin"

Sorry boss

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Don't mind me tucked away in the corner x

Oh we won't. It's pretty dank in there though, be warned

I'm a big girl...I can handle it

Not much to handle in this room anyway, all shrivelled up

Jesus even the uglys have gone. This is truly bleak times. Let's stay strong John "

No they haven't, I'm here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kind of thread, thank you OP

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By *lamdaddy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"My kind of thread, thank you OP "

Thanking is an ICK.

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