FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you...

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm meant to be working and I'm getting graphic blindness. So I decided that a bit of entertainment in the way of you lot and your pervy secret messages would be a better plan... please join me!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

In and happy to postie

Tinder x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hello hello hello what’s all this ere then.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello hello hello what’s all this ere then. "

The creator himself... tis an honour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to play postie

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hello hello hello what’s all this ere then.

The creator himself... tis an honour."

Oh I think you do things quite wonderfully.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello hello hello what’s all this ere then.

The creator himself... tis an honour.

Oh I think you do things quite wonderfully. "

Nah... I just add boobs

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Yo posh! My mate says....

Will you tell NSP she’s lovely and fun and sexy for all the right reasons.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yo posh! My mate says....

Will you tell NSP she’s lovely and fun and sexy for all the right reasons."

Aww. Your mate is a sweetie

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Yoohoo jennie my gorgeous mate says....

Please tell Jennie to get her sexy behind here asap

I'd do as you're told it'll be worth it

Tinder

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Nah... I just add boobs"

"Just add boobs" should be one of your new graphics. I'm not sure what for but I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nah... I just add boobs

"Just add boobs" should be one of your new graphics. I'm not sure what for but I like it!

Men's t-shirt maybe?

Are you in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for greeneyes1983

From a very sexy mate of mine, “ I'd like to get my hands on him.but he's so hot I'd likely get burnt”

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Ooohh not played this one for a while so we’re in!

J x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Are you in?

Can't you feel it?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

In....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Are you in?

Can't you feel it?

I just wanted you to confirm... in case it was someone else

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Are you in?

Can't you feel it?

I just wanted you to confirm... in case it was someone else

He's in too. The thread, I mean

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Are you in?

Can't you feel it?

I just wanted you to confirm... in case it was someone else

He's in too. The thread, I mean

2 for 1

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Oh I love playing postie!!

Hey lovely.

Please tell JulieAndBeef that I'd share an ice cube with both of them any day

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Fiddles! Listen up, a gorgeous lady wants you to know...

Please tell Fiddles he owes me coffee

Go get her a coffee! Now! What are you waiting for...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Oh I love playing postie!!

Hey lovely.

Please tell JulieAndBeef that I'd share an ice cube with both of them any day "

If this is who I think then they're so hot it would melt quickly. We'll need more than one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh I love playing postie!!

Hey lovely.

Please tell JulieAndBeef that I'd share an ice cube with both of them any day

If this is who I think then they're so hot it would melt quickly. We'll need more than one

I've got a whole bag

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Oh I love playing postie!!

Hey lovely.

Please tell JulieAndBeef that I'd share an ice cube with both of them any day

If this is who I think then they're so hot it would melt quickly. We'll need more than one

I've got a whole bag

Excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all,

In and also happy to deliver

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Bonsoir xx

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Bonsoir xx

First two postman picked aren’t doing international delivery

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

I'm in.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

In x x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bonsoir xx

First two postman picked aren’t doing international delivery

Oops. I forgot to open filters.

I'm a bad OP

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

In but at the gym

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'll join in

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm be in for a bit.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

In, but about to have dinner so my post delivery skills maybe about as good as Royal Mail currently is …

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please can you let Shrek101 know that I'll happily be his gym partner and i give a good rub down afterwards

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

would you mind letting Wanda know that I'd love to snog her but alas my age precludes the possibility of a snogfest!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Yes yes and yes I am in

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

I can be a postie, I look great in shorts!

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By *ia HarrisCouple
over a year ago

LONDON

I m in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Totally in. It's been far too long since I sent graphic smut for anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you mind letting Wanda know that I'd love to snog her but alas my age precludes the possibility of a snogfest!"

Thanks, I do love a good snog

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Bonsoir xx

First two postman picked aren’t doing international delivery

Oops. I forgot to open filters.

I'm a bad OP

Never xx

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Ohh yes I'm in

Em x

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

I think my post is now stuck in the sorting office

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"I think my post is now stuck in the sorting office

xx"

A bluey always takes longer

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

A message from a gorgeous mate for Uisge Beatha

I want you to tie me up and make me see how good my mr can fuck you, make me jealous... That turns me on

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Jennie, this one's for you. From my mate who appears to have a death wish

Oh JennieTV. I long to tie you up, throw you into a chair... and give you a decent makeover! Damn! Does your aunty dress you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

In please

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My mate asked me to say....

Please tell Tom and Jennie I want more hugs

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Definitely in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

And another for Tom and jennie...

Please tell Tom and Jennie it would be lovely to have a chat at UpTheBrum

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"I think my post is now stuck in the sorting office

A bluey always takes longer

I knew I should have gone DHL! Xx

Nothing blue really just admiring a new profile picture xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a message for the fox in the countryside.

My mate is hunting you.

Be afraid. Even though it's illegal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a message for the fox in the countryside.

My mate is hunting you.

Be afraid. Even though it's illegal."

Aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then, I’ll accept and devour all smut with gusto.

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Ooh, yes please, Im in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm kinda laid up atm so hopefully this will cheer me up ...

I shall partake please Posh Pants

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"I've got a message for the fox in the countryside.

My mate is hunting you.

Be afraid. Even though it's illegal."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennie, this one's for you. From my mate who appears to have a death wish

Oh JennieTV. I long to tie you up, throw you into a chair... and give you a decent makeover! Damn! Does your aunty dress you?

I know just who this was from.

Envy is such a destructive emotion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yoohoo jennie my gorgeous mate says....

Please tell Jennie to get her sexy behind here asap

I'd do as you're told it'll be worth it

Tinder "

But where is here?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Oh go on then, I’ll accept and devour all smut with gusto. "

But you must also send the smut. 'Tis the law.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Tubbs, I've got a local message for local people for you!

Dear Village Idiot type person, I'd love to devour you with gusto! We could make our own smut!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

My very hot mate says

Hello

Please tell Me Pickle that I don't understand half the youth speak he comes out with, but he's a joy to have around. I'd love to give him a big hug and squeeze.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Another one for Mr Pickle! From my sexy mate obvs.

Could you please tell Mr Pickle that I'd like to be the hot dog bun to his sausage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tubbs, I've got a local message for local people for you!

Dear Village Idiot type person, I'd love to devour you with gusto! We could make our own smut!

Your mate is in luck, as there’s plenty of me to devour.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hello thread. I’m in. And I can deliver, if required and requested.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

In for a little while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My very hot mate says

Hello

Please tell Me Pickle that I don't understand half the youth speak he comes out with, but he's a joy to have around. I'd love to give him a big hug and squeeze."

Hugs and squeezes especially welcome today

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

My mate had to message me as his posties must be on strike. As they should be - give them shorts that fit for heaven's sake. So, ummm, this one's for me

Julie, your new profile picture with those boots, wowser, melt me in the most wonderful of ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one for Mr Pickle! From my sexy mate obvs.

Could you please tell Mr Pickle that I'd like to be the hot dog bun to his sausage?"

I literally couldn’t think of anything that would turn me on more right now

HMU

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please could you tell Wanda that I’d also love a snogfest and I think my age includes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In to spread some lurve and filth

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you tell Long-legged blonde I'd like to take my time kissing up the inside of those lushess long legs, pause in the middle, then kiss up to those red lips

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I’m in and happy to be postie

Mrs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dearest Beefy from J&B, I want to do naughty things with you while Julie watches!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yoohoo jennie my gorgeous mate says....

Please tell Jennie to get her sexy behind here asap

I'd do as you're told it'll be worth it

Tinder

But where is here? "

Here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Misty!

My absolute horn crumpet friend says:

"Tell the magnificent Mrs Misty that I’m coming her way next week and I expect to have a proper thirst on. Pints?"

If you are busy, I'll have them!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Ah what the hell I'll join in lol

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message here from my hot stud of a mate

A message for the sassy Seducing_Em. I’ve been looking at her profile pic (again) and I’ve decided I’d like to ping her suspenders, smack her arse, and spend the next couple of hours kissing it better.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I always suck at this. But am in and will make an effort! Happy to be postie too. Cos I'm nosy

Mrs TMN x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Cookie, my darling! I have a missive from a mysterious mister.

“Please pass on to the delicious Cookie that her legs do all manner of things to me and they so need to be around my ears!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LittleMistressK, my mate, who is sexy AF wants to know:

"when are we combining the Hamptons? "

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over a year ago

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Message here from my hot stud of a mate

This sounds perfect

it's also very squishy ,so it makes a good pillow if you get tired kissing it better

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Can you tell Long-legged blonde I'd like to take my time kissing up the inside of those lushess long legs, pause in the middle, then kiss up to those red lips"

Oh I enjoy being kissed and kissing.

Will you be returning to the middle?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Incoming message for Julie and Beef.

“I would looooove to be the filling in a Julie and Beef sandwich... Hang on... Surely Beef should be the filling? And we can be the sexy sexy bread.”

I have to say, if I were you two I’d be saying yes, yes, YES!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Please tell F of BritIndianCouple that she has the most delicious lingerie collection and looks amazing in them all x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

So Ricky, it was actually meant for here but I couldn't resist putting it on the wrong thread.

Hey! Message for Ricky.

Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Dearest Beefy from J&B, I want to do naughty things with you while Julie watches!"

Crikey!

That's an offer I couldn't refuse. When and where?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

A quick one from a *delicious* lady.

“Please tell LittlemissmistressK that red most definitely suits her

”

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Cookie, my darling! I have a missive from a mysterious mister.

“Please pass on to the delicious Cookie that her legs do all manner of things to me and they so need to be around my ears!”

These legs will not be working after my charity obstacle course on Saturday so you best get in quick

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My mate says....

Please tell Fiddlesticks it's so kind of him to have undone his buttons already for ease of access

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Incoming message for Julie and Beef.

“I would looooove to be the filling in a Julie and Beef sandwich... Hang on... Surely Beef should be the filling? And we can be the sexy sexy bread.”

I have to say, if I were you two I’d be saying yes, yes, YES!"

This sounds

I'll do the filling if you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Ricky, it was actually meant for here but I couldn't resist putting it on the wrong thread.

Hey! Message for Ricky.

Brigitte says, where the fuck did you get to? You said you were just popping out for a pint of milk!"

I can't manage a pint these days.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Mrs TMN, my mate has this message for you. She's proper sexy too...

Mrs from _wist my nipples, your afternoon fun definitely is my idea of afternoon horny fun also.

I think you have the better toy

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Please tell F of BritIndianCouple that she has the most delicious lingerie collection and looks amazing in them all x

Thank you very kind

Mrs

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Oh Misty!

My absolute horn crumpet friend says:

"Tell the magnificent Mrs Misty that I’m coming her way next week and I expect to have a proper thirst on. Pints?"

If you are busy, I'll have them! "

What? Who? I need pints.

Get in my messages ya coward

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Pinkish coloured spectacles - my gorgeous mate wants you to know...

Could you please tell RTG that he makes me all hot under the skirt

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Ooooo I am late to this! But yes I’m in and happy to send your naughty/lovely/filthy messages

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Could you please tell RTG that he makes me all hot under the skirt

Let’s lift that skirt and check, shall we?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"A quick one from a *delicious* lady.

“Please tell LittlemissmistressK that red most definitely suits her

”"

Why thank you

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Mrs TMN, my mate has this message for you. She's proper sexy too...

Mrs from _wist my nipples, your afternoon fun definitely is my idea of afternoon horny fun also.

I think you have the better toy

Oh my

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Good evening xx

Please tell Julie that the sight of her wearing those boots is melting me in all the most wonderful ways xx

Bless you xx have a lovely one x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Please tell Mr Pickle that he's right. Nose down superficial fancying is fun!

Thanks postie

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"LittleMistressK, my mate, who is sexy AF wants to know:

"when are we combining the Hamptons? " "

Anytime you like

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"My mate asked me to say....

Please tell Tom and Jennie I want more hugs"

Always up for hugs!!!

J x

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

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Love these threads I’m ready to be postie

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Id like to join in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll join in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind me one bit

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I have a special delivery from an upstanding member.

“Please tell BBWlady that if she's the postie, then I have a package for her!”

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"And another for Tom and jennie...

Please tell Tom and Jennie it would be lovely to have a chat at UpTheBrum

Once I start you can’t shut me up!! We’ll be last to arrive

J x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Soz all... been having a family ugh moment!

*checks thread*

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

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"I have a special delivery from an upstanding member.

“Please tell BBWlady that if she's the postie, then I have a package for her!”"

Need more details on this package size and where’s collect would be a good Start

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please tell Ricky that if he can make me come as hard as he makes me laugh then I'm clearing the diary

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Brit Indiancouple.

My banana needs those melons.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Message for Pickle.

Mr Pickle, I long for your tangy goodness spread on my cheese sandwich. Or my tits.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

In for a bit..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please tell Juicy 2020

I think she's so lovely. I'd like to make us each a big mug of hot chocolate and marshmallows and cuddle up and watch a movie with her.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hiya. Please tell The Village Idiot that I want to run my fingers through his beard, then play his buttocks like they were bongos

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

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The Shivs my friends has asked me to you

we'd love to run naked thru the Heather with them in the Highlands

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've loved being your postie, folks. I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Shivs my friends has asked me to you

we'd love to run naked thru the Heather with them in the Highlands"

Doesn’t sound as nice but can we go for a brisk walk instead? I’m not much of a runner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiya. Please tell The Village Idiot that I want to run my fingers through his beard, then play his buttocks like they were bongos

My bum bongos are your bum bongos. Step into my mail box and make yourself known.

Bum bongo bum bongo

They play them in the congo

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Darling Posh… where have your norks gone?

But I’m in… obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Pickle.

Mr Pickle, I long for your tangy goodness spread on my cheese sandwich. Or my tits."

3 messages? Someone is fucking with me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Mr Pickle that he's right. Nose down superficial fancying is fun!

Thanks postie

I no longer fancy this person

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Please tell Mr Pickle that he's right. Nose down superficial fancying is fun!

Thanks postie

I no longer fancy this person

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

In for last knockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Ricky that if he can make me come as hard as he makes me laugh then I'm clearing the diary

Well if you don't find me that funny, then you're on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I wondered off

Message for Posh..

Would you please tell Posh that I’ve been looking at her boobs and I reckon my cock is going to look just perfect squeezed between them. She deserves a reward for hosting such a cracking thread, after all.

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Brit Indiancouple.

My banana needs those melons."

Now that’s an offer I can’t refuse and one of my five a day

Mrs

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Running late into this one… but am in and can send messages if needed.. x

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

I'm in, love the sound of this

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By *tudentForFunMan
over a year ago

Craigavon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all. I'm in and ready to be a mate.

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

Bit late, but in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Happy to play postie

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"A message from a gorgeous mate for Uisge Beatha

I want you to tie me up and make me see how good my mr can fuck you, make me jealous... That turns me on"

Oooh, my interest is most definitely piqued!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she now?

Well best get her to drop me a line

I'm in!

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

From a very sexy profile indeed, I have a special message!

"Mr.Pickle, I'd love to sit in your lap and kiss that beautiful mouth passionately. Then slowly trace my tongue along every inch of your body, nibbling as I go!"

Oooft, it just got a lot hotter in here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all. I've not been around all day. I'll join in for the last little while and happy to be postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a very sexy profile indeed, I have a special message!

"Mr.Pickle, I'd love to sit in your lap and kiss that beautiful mouth passionately. Then slowly trace my tongue along every inch of your body, nibbling as I go!"

Oooft, it just got a lot hotter in here!

Oh my

I’m in. EAT ME

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