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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So earlier on I was in a woodland nearby to where I live and sat in a tree listening to a LotR audiobook, I had a couple of people walking dogs walk by and they seemed to walk faster once they’d noticed me. Just wondering how odd it is to find somebody sat in a tree minding their own business and whether others on here do similar things

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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I think I would struggle to get my fat arse up a tree without a ladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's sensible to speed up. You never know whether a person in a tree may urinate upon you.

I never trust squirrels for the same reason.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

We're you dressed as a mountain lion?

If so....I'd have been fucking pegging it!

A

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

They probably thought you were Tom Bombadil, enjoying a rare ethereal moment of mindfulness, away from the prying êyês of Goldberry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was walking in the woods and seen a man sat up a tree I’d probably get a bit startled and speed up to be honest.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"It's sensible to speed up. You never know whether a person in a tree may urinate upon you.

I never trust squirrels for the same reason."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're you dressed as a mountain lion?

If so....I'd have been fucking pegging it!

A"

You'd peg a mountain lion?

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston


"We're you dressed as a mountain lion?

If so....I'd have been fucking pegging it!

A"

Thats some confidence to peg a mountain lion

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By *uietguy689Man
over a year ago

Oxford


"We're you dressed as a mountain lion?

If so....I'd have been fucking pegging it!

A

You'd peg a mountain lion?

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They probably thought you were Tom Bombadil, enjoying a rare ethereal moment of mindfulness, away from the prying êyês of Goldberry."

I know how I should dress next time I’m in a tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me of a Miraim Margolyes story about a chap she once saw in a tree. Maybe the couple heard that one on Graham Norton too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They probably thought you were Tom Bombadil, enjoying a rare ethereal moment of mindfulness, away from the prying êyês of Goldberry.

I know how I should dress next time I’m in a tree "
Fcuk sneeze in london park all Shite themselves! Sat in a tree the MI5 helicopter would be sent out Pronto!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I've shat in the woods before, not from up a tree though, maybe I should try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've shat in the woods before, not from up a tree though, maybe I should try it "

You should branch out.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"I've shat in the woods before, not from up a tree though, maybe I should try it

You should branch out."

Leaf it

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I often walk through the woods naked - it's a really nice in the warm weather. I never encounter anyone else there so freaking out strangers isn't an issue.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'd ask if you fancied seeing my wood

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"We're you dressed as a mountain lion?

If so....I'd have been fucking pegging it!

A

You'd peg a mountain lion?

"

Oh FFS!

Thanks Jenny. Just spat my strawberry and lime vodka/cider cocktail everywhere.

You owe me a can.

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I often walk through the woods naked - it's a really nice in the warm weather. I never encounter anyone else there so freaking out strangers isn't an issue."

As much as I’d love to do that there are too many people walking dogs so I wouldn’t want to scare anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's sensible to speed up. You never know whether a person in a tree may urinate upon you.

I never trust squirrels for the same reason."

This is something i never thought about before. How and where squirrels pee..

Tones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for you OP. You made their walk interesting.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A grown man sat in a tree.... honestly I'd leg it away!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A grown man sat in a tree.... honestly I'd leg it away! "

Is he called Russell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A grown man sat in a tree.... honestly I'd leg it away! "

Grown man sat in a tree reading a book

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Luckily I'm always armed in the woods.gives you a nice edge if there's trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A grown man sat in a tree.... honestly I'd leg it away!

Grown man sat in a tree reading a book "

Maybe it was the book not you then.

T

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A grown man sat in a tree.... honestly I'd leg it away!

Grown man sat in a tree reading a book

Maybe it was the book not you then.

T"

I know lord of the rings can be daunting but didn’t think it would make people run away

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By *ustABaldBeardedVikingMan
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Luckily I'm always armed in the woods.gives you a nice edge if there's trouble."

This screams Partridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Luckily I'm always armed in the woods.gives you a nice edge if there's trouble."

This is why I always feel awkward when people walk by. I’m not there to cause trouble but apparently being sat in a tree reading makes people nervous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Luckily I'm always armed in the woods.gives you a nice edge if there's trouble.

This is why I always feel awkward when people walk by. I’m not there to cause trouble but apparently being sat in a tree reading makes people nervous "

It does seem slightly creepy, somewhat unusual, and if they hadn't realised you were there until they were close to you, I imagine it would give them a start.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Luckily I'm always armed in the woods.gives you a nice edge if there's trouble.

This is why I always feel awkward when people walk by. I’m not there to cause trouble but apparently being sat in a tree reading makes people nervous "

If I saw you sat in a tree reading a book it wouldn't make me nervous, but you said in your first post you were listening to an audiobook sat in a tree, if I saw you and it looked like you were just sitting there that would make me nervous and I would avoid you and the tree.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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If I had seen you it may be the only time I would risk boob and pelvic floor disaster and run for the hills having said that, I am scared of practically any lone man in the woods, up a tree or otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This reminds me of a Miraim Margolyes story about a chap she once saw in a tree. Maybe the couple heard that one on Graham Norton too? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They probably thought you were Tom Bombadil, enjoying a rare ethereal moment of mindfulness, away from the prying êyês of Goldberry.

I know how I should dress next time I’m in a tree "

What were you wearing this time?

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By *othingbetterthansexCouple
over a year ago

Accrington

It wouldn't worry us, seen far weirder shit going on in Witton woods than a chap up a tree minding his own business. Mind you, have you seen cocaine bear? Just saying ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It wouldn't worry us, seen far weirder shit going on in Witton woods than a chap up a tree minding his own business. Mind you, have you seen cocaine bear? Just saying ??"

I’ve only seen the trailer and I’ll admit it sounds hilarious. As for Witton woods I’m not surprised you’ve seen far worse there

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"So earlier on I was in a woodland nearby to where I live and sat in a tree listening to a LotR audiobook, I had a couple of people walking dogs walk by and they seemed to walk faster once they’d noticed me. Just wondering how odd it is to find somebody sat in a tree minding their own business and whether others on here do similar things"
pretty odd I'd say

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