FabSwingers.com forum: How many

By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Wanks have you had today?

Yes this was a conversation I had earlier.

Me? Just the one so far

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Non yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Zero

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Looks like I’m winning at the moment

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I thought about it with I woke up, but didn't. So 0

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Started about e, but keep getting interrupted

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By *i-ManMan
over a year ago

Barton

Non…yet !

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By *ough75Man
over a year ago

edinburgh/bakewell/derby

Quick one in bed as I woke up

The two tributes as well

So 3 so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero. Even though I'm mega horny

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

0 , cause i never wank

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Nil.

I very, very rarely wank.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Nil.

I very, very rarely wank."
really why?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Nil.

I very, very rarely wank.really why?

I find it somewhat empty and meaningless. I prefer to have the contact of another person/ people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 and what is it 12:22pm

I'm a serial lady wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. Im thinking about giving up the habit

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"3 and what is it 12:22pm

I'm a serial lady wanker "

Only 3? You are normally in double figures by now

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"3 and what is it 12:22pm

I'm a serial lady wanker "

Oh Boo, you’re such a wanker!

I ain add nun yet. But I’m chatting to someone I fancy and she’s making me horny, so I might try to rip the head off it later.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Nun. Im thinking about giving up the habit

Fixed that for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two. Pesky work gets in the way.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"3 and what is it 12:22pm

I'm a serial lady wanker

Only 3? You are normally in double figures by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That number may change later I haven’t decided yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. Very rarely want. Much prefer the company of a woman. I have totally empty calendar for the next four days and would love the company of a friend, but that seems unlikely.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Technically 1 as I finished last night's after midnight.

But none really. I'm in the office today and they frown on that sort of thing.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

None lacking inspiration

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Trying to knock one out but just not happening….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Old 0 today. Haven't found the time or the mood

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Nil.

I very, very rarely wank.really why?

I find it somewhat empty and meaningless. I prefer to have the contact of another person/ people. "
ahhhhh ok makes sense

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over a year ago

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"42

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today woody must be red raw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iam bored of being a wanker.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Trying to knock one out but just not happening….

Have you tried stroking up and down instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

Careful you don’t catch fire woody

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

None at all for the last two days. saving myself for friday

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By *unseeker100Man
over a year ago

batley

Just the usual stroke of the rampant morning wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

Such a waste of the meaning of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

today woody must be red raw

A redwood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 with my wand fixed in place 1 in my sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

Careful you don’t catch fire woody

It’s fine, I do it in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

Careful you don’t catch fire woody

It’s fine, I do it in the shower

Smart man

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Yet to have one today

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

None.

I'm over a week with no orgasms and seeing how much longer I can manage

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

None, nothing to get excited about

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

That's personal

But none so far, I will be later

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Looking for a woman to wank for

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"42

Careful you don’t catch fire woody

It pissed with rain here pretty much every single day for the whole winter. If we still end up with a drought, I'll know it's because Woody has been furiously whacking himself off in the shower so he doesn't get a Redwood!!

I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm feeling like I have some catching up to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

Careful you don’t catch fire woody

I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

Careful you don’t catch fire woody

I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking.....

Fancy a Hosepipe ban?

-* sounds like my worst chat up line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

Careful you don’t catch fire woody

I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking.....

Fancy a Hosepipe ban?

-* sounds like my worst chat up line.

Could you maybe just wank less instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 and what is it 12:22pm

I'm a serial lady wanker

Only 3? You are normally in double figures by now

I know, been busy today... I'm slacking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 and what is it 12:22pm

I'm a serial lady wanker

Oh Boo, you’re such a wanker!

I ain add nun yet. But I’m chatting to someone I fancy and she’s making me horny, so I might try to rip the head off it later."

Never rip, always stroke,circle and tease! Much more pleasurable

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Just the 1, I'll probably have a couple more before I sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

Careful you don’t catch fire woody

I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking.....

Fancy a Hosepipe ban?

-* sounds like my worst chat up line.

Could you maybe just wank less instead

Haha. Did you actually think I was serious??

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"42

Careful you don’t catch fire woody

I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking.....

Fancy a Hosepipe ban?

-* sounds like my worst chat up line.

Could you maybe just wank less instead

Haha. Did you actually think I was serious??

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so just the 47?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the one….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

Careful you don’t catch fire woody

I was going to say "I'm watching you!", but i'm not sure that sends the message of which I was thinking.....

Fancy a Hosepipe ban?

-* sounds like my worst chat up line.

Could you maybe just wank less instead

Haha. Did you actually think I was serious??

I’ll be honest I didn’t quite get it

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

1 and 1 half debated but not fulfilled... May debate again

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By *tudentForFunMan
over a year ago

Craigavon

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

None yet

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

I'll make up for it tomorrow!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

None!

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

None as I have decided to neglect my disgusting chode of a penis

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