FabSwingers.com forum: Knock ! Knock!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dozer.

Dozer who?

Dozer the biggest breasts I've ever seen.

What's your best and worst chat up lines?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you can take me home to your parents after

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Squirt.

Squirt who?

Just kidding, it's not Squirt it's Pee.

I like to be informative at the same time. I know that's not funny but it's all part of the plan. You've got to razzle them and then you can dazzle them. Thank me later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knock knock!

Who's there?

Squirt.

Squirt who?

Just kidding, it's not Squirt it's Pee.

I like to be informative at the same time. I know that's not funny but it's all part of the plan. You've got to razzle them and then you can dazzle them. Thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock

Who's there

Early

Early who

Why are you up so early?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you later at my place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock.

Who's there?

No one. I'm at your back door!

Your not coming in my back door.

Too late

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mike.

Mike who?

Mike Litoris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Done up.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Done up."

This one's my favourite along with Europe

Done up who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Done up.

This one's my favourite along with Europe

Done up who?

Oh, that's disgusting

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Knock knock...

fuck off!!!!!

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