FabSwingers.com forum: The Worst Thing About Sex Is……..

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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I’m confident in some interesting answers here

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Having to be decuffed and not hit with a hitty thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wet patch

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's "Xes" backwards, which sounds like "excess". There's no such thing as excessive sex.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Their withering look of disappointment..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wet patch "

Sleeping in the wet patch afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love everything about the sex I have actually. Wow I did not expect that. I thought hard for an answer as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming second

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

The prospect of doing it during another heatwave.

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By *ilBWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

..when they wake up.

Sorry open goal

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

It ending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming second "

It could be worse, it could be failed to finish, or fell at the first

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

If it's totally rushed & no satisfaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The expectation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..when they wake up.

Sorry open goal "

Well that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming second "

Guaranteed she coming first like Bolt in the Olympics - Nines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding someone to have sex with.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

The actual participation.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Being just a hole for a quick shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The condoms.

Runs away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanting and needing it for hours at a time, when I should stop and go to sleep!

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Handing over the cash beforehand

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The morning after pill.

To borrow a friend's term... those fucking baby makers.

(Please note this is tongue in cheek)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

All the crying.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"All the crying."

That was one time, Felix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the crying.

That was one time, Felix

He cried with me too - big baby!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"All the crying.

That was one time, Felix

He cried with me too - big baby!

Oh well that's it! I'm not sleeping with him now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making sure the body is back in the rack before the other morticians come back from their break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making sure the body is back in the rack before the other morticians come back from their break"

Shhh - don't give your profession away, or was that just a diversionary tactic where in fact you are a sheep farmer?

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"Finding someone to have sex with."

Yes xx this totally xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the crying."

You still pulling that trick

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Pillow talk with myself! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making sure the body is back in the rack before the other morticians come back from their break

Shhh - don't give your profession away, or was that just a diversionary tactic where in fact you are a sheep farmer?

Just an opportunist in the right place at the right time

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"All the crying."

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Those are tears of joy, Felix, tears of joy.

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

The looks of disgust when you're both finished and explaining to friends and family why you're banned for life from yet another public place and can't go there with them...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"All the crying.

You still pulling that trick "

This is going to take some time to get used to this Dreamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deciding who’s dick is bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneaking out of the farmyard afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deciding who’s dick is bigger"

Using the sky remote or can of Lynx Africa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deciding who’s dick is bigger

Using the sky remote or can of Lynx Africa?"

Using a banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deciding who’s dick is bigger

Using the sky remote or can of Lynx Africa?

Using a banana

I'm hoping it's foamy banana sweets

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The cum run.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve you’ve been having some vigorous sex and the vagina thinks it’s prime time to start beatboxing.

A friend of a friend told me about this one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Deciding who’s dick is bigger

Using the sky remote or can of Lynx Africa?

Using a banana

I use a baby carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The awquard goodbye after dismounting.... i mean what are yiu supposed to do.... shake hands and give your thanks as your mopping up?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having the tops knocked off my vag warts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's over before it begins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having the tops knocked off my vag warts.

Surely worse than that is the pain as the piles burst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having the tops knocked off my vag warts.

Lots of pus? Sounds like a messy pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me giving her multiple orgasms & me only having one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just thought, that awkward clean up of cum on their stomach is hilarious isn’t it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me giving her multiple orgasms & me only having one

Have you tried pegging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jumping out the window as you hear her partner coming in the front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me giving her multiple orgasms & me only having one

Yes. I too give her multiple orgasms when I do the sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have some but need more, and it's not possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finishing,sometimes it's so good you want it to last forever

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

... that massive fart of all the air he's pounded into you when he pulls out

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By *ooleyMan
over a year ago

preston

Clean-up.

Or, as evidenced the other day, getting a bit older. I had to take a break, for christs sake. I mean, I had put in a heck of an effort up until that point, but still - having to collapse for a few minutes to catch my breath was the bloody worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me giving her multiple orgasms & me only having one

Have you tried pegging? "

Nope!!!!!

Love edging though!

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By *ChubsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Worst thing? Not getting any ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking if it's in yet

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By *9problemsMan
over a year ago

Winchester

The waiting for the next time.

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

"Handing over the cash beforehand

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fanny always churns out thick lumpy discharge when I'm turned on and it smells like out of date fish fingers.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

... feeling like you've been skewered by a blue whale and you realise he's only halfway in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fanny always churns out thick lumpy discharge when I'm turned on and it smells like out of date fish fingers."

Captain Birdseye might be interested in that!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Disappointing two women at once.

The mr

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"My fanny always churns out thick lumpy discharge when I'm turned on and it smells like out of date fish fingers."

So is that where the idea of tartar sauce on fish dishes came from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to end

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"All the crying."

That's the best bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fanny always churns out thick lumpy discharge when I'm turned on and it smells like out of date fish fingers."

Not so much lemon butter cream then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lack of it.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Knowing that you are past your prime chances, when you never really got started.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

These have made me chuckle; I knew I could count on you all

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

The snail trail the dash to the bathroom first

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"We’ve you’ve been having some vigorous sex and the vagina thinks it’s prime time to start beatboxing.

A friend of a friend told me about this one

This ^

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"It ending."

My immediate thought was “when it’s over”

I’m just down the road from you *waves*

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"It ending.

My immediate thought was “when it’s over”

I’m just down the road from you *waves*"

And I’ve just looked at your profile, I bloody love Frank Turner, I’ve seen him half a dozen times!

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

The bill

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Losing her dentures behind the bed………..

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Not having any

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

When they choose the same boring position again and again

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By *akedMMan
over a year ago

Witney

Not having any for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanting it, and the lack of full filing that want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing wrong with meaningful sex.

There is everything wrong with meaningless sex.

Sadly 99% of people on here prefer the latter.

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Post nut clarity

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Laying in the wet patch, or trying to have a drip-free dash to the shower.

Both small prices to pay for a fantastic fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cramp in my wrist

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

When ‘buffering…’ pops up mid wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halitosis and cheesy cocks. In fact anyone with bad hygiene.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The round of applause from the neighbours

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"There is nothing wrong with meaningful sex.

There is everything wrong with meaningless sex.

Sadly 99% of people on here prefer the latter."

Ok judgy mc judge face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to turn the mattress over lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is nothing wrong with meaningful sex.

There is everything wrong with meaningless sex.

Sadly 99% of people on here prefer the latter."

Nonsense.

Love long passionate romantic sessions, whether a one off or repeat

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